my kelis

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You've heard of emo les but get ready for M E M E L O R D JACK KELLY

Jack is a memelord it’s canon

People in school who don’t even interact with him all that much dread getting put in a project group with him because they know there will a groupchat and 90% of the chat will be memes, 3% will be the project, and 7% will be texts meant for his other groupchat, with his friends. Which mease 7% even worse memes than they will get.

He’s in the AP Art show. People who’ve been online long enough will recognize nods to memes in every single painting. A four panel painting that is incredibly detailed and beautiful but by the layout they know. They know it’s loss.jpg. A frog sitting in the rock in his own version of a Monet bridge painting. When you look closer it’s actually Dat Boi. His room has actual paintings of the memes in their original form. He says they were warmups. And maybe they were. But he still hung them up.

Somebody cracks his phone password (not like it’s hard, it’s the Dali spelled out in numbers cause he’s in his surrealism phase) and discovers not only some very cute pictures of him and his boyfriend, and some very awful selfies, but also an entire album dedicated to the memes to be used over text.

His tumblr account is like one third art and two thirds horrible jokes and memes.

The thing is though, he doesn’t ever mention any of it. It’s a surreal thing, because you talk to him, and he seems very much not like a meme king. He never says, “here comes dat boi, oh shit what up,” the closest thing to a meme to leave his mouth is bad puns, but you text with him, find him online, and you know. You just know.

Jack Kelly is a meme king.

Thank you @heretoseethequeen  💛

You can tell a lot abt someone by the music the listen to. So put your playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs, no skipping! Then tag ten ppl.
Are you ready for the weird music mix my playlist is? Fasten your seat belt, here we go.

  1. Harry Freakin’ Potter - The Space Tour Cast
  2. Famous - Kanye West
  3. Rat A Tat - Fall Out Boy, Courtney Love
  4. YOUTH - Troye Sivan
  5. Milkshake - Kelis
  6. Bohemian Rhapsody - Panic! At The Disco
  7. Save Rock And Roll - Fall Out Boy, Elton John
  8. Do The Hippogriff – Jason Buckle, Steve Claydon, Jarvis Cocker, Jonny Greenwood, Steve Mackey, Philip Selway
  9. Asleep - The Smiths
  10. Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

That’s what I call a good mixture of literally everything.
So I’ll just tag a few random ppl bc I don’t know too many @hpwands @marli-tharn @1runw1thw0lves @daeneryaastargaryen @bug-in-a-cup @ughleavemealoneplease @hoodies-winter-hetalia @softboypastel @sarah-paulsons-bottom-lip @complainergirl ,, oh and maybe @the-rose-owl (if you want to)

What’s a girl to do when she just has dimes, no time? Just play.
What’s a girl to do? Instead of me, it’s you, be true.
What’s a girl to do in a world of greed but kneel and pray.
What’s a girl to do when she’s lost her long time friends? That’s life!
—  Kelis ft. Andre 3000 - “Millionaire”