BTS as things my siblings have said:
Taehyung: Well if you’re Chanel then I’m fucking Gucci, come at me.
Namjoon: I’m the greatest chef of all time *forgets to put water in the easy Mac and sets the microwave on fire*
Yoongi: JESUS TURN UR DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER ALARM OFF SOME PEOPLE WANT TO WAKE UP PEACEFULLY
Jin: hahahahah losers I’m getting married first
Jungkook: hey punch my stomach *punches stomach, pretends to be okay* did you hurt your hand?
Hoseok: *takes garbage out to the curb and the garbage bin falls over spilling all of the garbage* well that could have been worse *kicks trash*
Jimin: *laughs nervously* oh mom is gonna beat my ass