i literally cannot think of a heterosexual explanation for the fact that dan and phil share a bank account. that’s legit something you only do with your spouse or like…. super serious significant other. like i don’t think my mom even did that when she was married to my dad and she sure doesn’t do it now with her new husband. i….. im at a loss. can someone possibly give me some kind of platonic excuse for this????? bc im pretty sure one doesn’t exist. just best friends do not share bank accounts. roommates do not do that. family members other than spouses do not do that. your move, doubters.
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