my hostage

4

so the comic

Silly fluff meme

Send one for your muse to…

🙈 - Jump out and wrap my muse in a blanket as their “hostage”

🍳 - Bring my muse breakfast in bed except it’s just cereal with whipped cream

👙- Wait for my muse to come home in a sexy outfit… that’s really ridiculous and silly

⚽️ - Get a soccer ball and call it their son, urging my muse to give it a name

🎹 - Write and perform a silly song about one specific aspect of my muse

🔦 - Tell me muse they lost something and need help finding it, just to kiss my muse and say “nevermind, found it!”

✉️ - Send letters to my muse in the mail… when they live together

📯 - Buy a trumpet and play the “when mom isn’t home” tune when your muse wants attention from my muse

🔓 - “accidentally” handcuff both our muses to the bed, forgot where they put the key five minutes later.

🖍 - Draw on the wall with crayon about how they feel about my muse… then spending eight hours scrubbing it all off

👼 - Literally just bring home a baby and saying “congrats”. Nobody knows where they got the baby

🐱 - Bringing home a kitten and naming if after my muse… losing the kitten and our muses search around for three hours to try and find it

👏 - Cheer over enthusiastically everytime my muse completes any task, even if it’s just them changing the channel on tv

  • Remus: Lily. James loves you.
  • Lily: So I've heard.
  • Remus: So will you go out with him?
  • Lily: Of course not.
  • Remus: PLEASE, LILY!
  • Lily: I'm sorry, but no.
  • Remus: You don't understand what you're doing!
  • Lily: I'm saying no to going out with the most arrogant guy in the school.
  • Remus: No, he's holding my chocolates hostage until I get you to agree to date him. Lily PLEASE!!

Ji-eun : You have legs don’t you?! If you want to go home, you can just use your crutches and go alone! 

WHAT Sangwoo SAID: Hey now! you’re just angry! *smiles* 

WHAT Sangwoo MEANT: nobody insults my hostage but me, are you really trying to test me gurl? know your place gdi Ji-eun. Imma fuck you to death, its me and Bum’s anniversary,how dare you???  

ANOTHER 

Ji-eun: Don’t be an idiot! *crosses arms* 

Sangwoo: just because youre beautiful, that doesn’t mean you can make fun of me *smiles* 

also Sangwoo: first you insult my hostage, now you insult me? gurl you gon’ get it tonight, better dig your own grave, you make a great wedding cake btw, your cause of death is my bat hitting your insides 

2

The night was windless, the snow drifting straight down out of a cold black sky, yet the leaves of the heart tree were rustling his name. “Theon,” they seemed to whisper, “Theon.”

The old gods, he thought. They know me. They know my name. I was Theon of House Greyjoy. I was a ward of Eddard Stark, a friend and brother to his children. “Please.” He fell to his knees. “A sword, that’s all I ask. Let me die as Theon, not as Reek.” Tears trickled down his cheeks, impossibly warm. “I was ironborn. A son … a son of Pyke, of the islands.”

(requested by anonymous)

anonymous asked:

May I request some lovely crime/gang aus?

yes you may, dear anon!

  • “it’s not everyday you’re mistaken for the newest member of one of the most dangerous criminal gangs in all of history, i think you’re the only one who’s realised i have NO idea what im doing. please please please dont’ say anything, i dont fancy dying just yet!”
  • the classic “we’re the heads from two rival gangs with nothing but guns, our amazing tactical intelligence and a hell of a lot of sexual tension.”
  • “what was the one thing i asked you to do? keep the hostage alive. and what did you do? NOT DO THAT, THAT’S FOR SURE.”
  • “i’ve had my fair share of hostages in my times, but for fuck’s sake you are by far the sassiest and most problematic hostage i’ve ever had. i don’t CARE IF YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE YOU’RE MY HOSTAGE WHAT PART OF THIS DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND”
  • “im trying to form a gang but so far it only consists of one person, wanna make it two?”
  • “i knew you were too perfect, of fucking course you had to be the leader of the mafia. of ALL things, the leader of the mafia???”
  • i’ve been trying to catch the anonymous leader of the most dangerous gang in the city, ffs it’s my best friend isn’t it
  • Person A is the kindest, sweetest person Person B has ever met. Unbeknown to Person B, Person A is completely different when it comes to their job; they’re ruthless, cold-blooded and cunning. B would never suspect a thing, until A gets caught that is…
  • “you are in fact the worst burglar i have ever seen”
    “how many burglars have you seen???”
    “exactly.”
  • this job would be a lot easier if you weren’t on my team, but i really don’t have the heart to tell you that you’re rubbish at this because the look on your face when i told you you could join me was just so… i’m cruel but im not THAT cruel ok??

Hey here is a years worth of vinyl collecting okokok

I’mma make you mine by the end of the summer.

Summer trip AU Lance aaaaaaa fjdsjfjdfjg….. this AU is so cute ;;; I want to thank the academy–

sangwoo is honestly so wild like

i get off on people hanging from my ceiling but this guy wears bras and nail polish? i’m kinkshaming

this guy i’ve been keeping in my basement against his will dared to run away after i broke both his legs and abused him daily? how ungrateful

i didn’t save anyone’s ass because i’ve actually been lying about my age this whole time but this guy thinks i did so? let’s just go with it

sherlock’s like teehee im cheating on my almost-boyfriend with jim moriarty and jim moriartys like “SURPRISE MS. BONCH YOUR BOY TOY IS MY HOSTAGE”