my horse hates me

i just started reading sbr and so far……i’m mcloving it

marino-me  asked:

Plis plis plis I need to know what "Smacking a horse is the equivalent of looking god in the eye while you jack off and call him a heretic" means, please

it means I know how to play you people like a damn fiddle. ive been on this sight for six years, when I want to say ‘horses frighten me and also I hate god’ my brain immediately runs through every possible abstract concept that could be mashed together and then parses over the phrasing and the grammar, choice of words, pacing of the sentence, until ive instantly concocted a post that I know people will pay attention to.


u know most of the selfies i have posted on here are of me wearing hats and u know what i realized ,,,, i wear hats to cover up the fact that i am Depressed and can’t be bothered to do anything with my hair lol oopsie


Mike Pence or SusanKun ? The world may never know…

@danielhowell @amazingphil congrats on helping me realize the vice president, fucks horses! i feel like an informed citizen

im 170 lbs overweight.

its just a fact. at around 6 ft tall, i should weigh 165 lbs, and i weigh 325. other than being just barely prediabetic (im talking like if i drank 1 less soda a day i would be fine) im healthy as a horse.

now, tell me again why you hating my love of my body is just “concern for my health”

anonymous asked:

I went swimming at the beach, got dragged under water, and I got tons of sand in my inner ear canal. Poseidon... please... listen... I'm sorry I said that I hate horses... please give me my hearing back...

lesson learned: don’t talk shit abt horses

Percy Jackson Chapter Titles as MBTI types

entp: I Accidentally Vaporize my Pre-algebra Teacher
intp: I Break a Few Rocket Ships
istp: We Visit the Junkyard of the Gods
estp: We Take a Zebra to Vegas
estj: I Buy Some New Friends
entj: I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom
esfp: The Party Ponies Invade
isfp: Pigs Fly
enfp: I Take a Permanent Vacation
enfj: I Accept Gifts from a Stranger
esfj: Nico Buys Happy Meals for the Dead
isfj: My Cookies Get Scorched
infj: I battle the Cheerleading Squad
infp: Everybody Hates Me but the Horse
intj: I battle my Jerk Relative
istj: Annabeth Does Obedience School


How many times before one of us can say it out loud? [insp.]


So here I am asking for help again and I hate it. My mum just told me that my horse is going to need another round of shots and shock therapy in her leg due to her double ringbone as well as upping up her medicine . it’s gonna cost about $1500 do to everything . if you are able to donate please do so ! My PayPal is ! Please leave your url , name , as well as your mailing address so I can send you a handwritten thank you letter . if you’d like any form of graphics in return lemme know !! I need the money by the end of the year so we can get everything done for her to be set up for all of 2018 . I’m saving what I can but I know it won’t be enough so any help I can get would be greatly appreciated !!!


Here’s some assorted daily draws from the past few weeks. Sorry for the silence. There’s some other stuff, but I’m not ready to share any of it yet. I’ve successfully draw at least one thing, sometimes more, everyday for over a month and some change now. Who knows if it’s helping.

I’ll work on posting art daily or at least when I’m able because again, some of it I’m not ready to share and some is conceptual stuff that may or may not contain spoilers (jazz hands).

And thank you to those who sent me nice messages a few weeks ago when I was really down. I was really down again tonight so I read them again and it brought me back up a little. <3