my home is your home

Adverbs aren’t evil; said isn’t dead
Please stop hitting the wall with your head

Active is grand but not always the best
Sometimes it’s passive that passes the test

Some write with style, others write plain
Let’s all agree that writing’s a pain

The ‘rules’ can be broken, twisted, or bent
All that matters is that you are content

Make your own story and write your own way
This has been a writer’s PSA

why do people think household stuff is Sad and Boring

my kitchen has enough cast iron in it to go to war with the Seelie AND Unseelie courts, I get to have a tiny box that CONTROLS MICROWAVES and I don’t even really know what microwaves ARE but THEY ARE HARNESSED AT MY COMMAND, I have a box that makes Winter Happen in a controlled space AND at two different levels of Winter AT ONCE

like please just appreciate sometimes how much Awesome is in your house 

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Tony and Jan were promptly banned from Morning Jog Time™

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when you assume the enemy is trying to infiltrate the hideout, but no, its just ur son coming back from a snack run

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(dont tag as ship)

Okay but you know what bugged me from Civil War? Like I know this was months late but the scene where Steve goes to find Bucky and bring him in, and then you see him flipping through Bucky’s notebook. Like Oh My God, Steve, who the hell breaks into someone’s house and reads their diary? Rude.