my highschool!

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say
  • Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

  • Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

  • At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

  • An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

  • (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

  • friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-
    friend two: probably

  • I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

  • If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

  • student: my calculator is broken
    teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

  • no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

  • (during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?  
    student 2: enough

  • teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans?
    Student: does Popeyes count?

  • my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

  • we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

  • Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

how to High School

  • charger+ earbuds always
  • never share pencils with anyone unless ur cool with not getting them back
  • all black is intimidating. use this to your advantage
  • be friendly with your teachers/get on their good side
  • tell your teachers your prefered/nick name on the first day, otherwise  you’ll go through the year with like three different names and you’ll hate yourself
  • do your fucking homework. you ain’t in middle school anymore
  • I’m serious, try and get in the habit of doing your homework during breaks in classes and directly after you get home
  • put your phone down in class
  • if that club seems cool, do it! that sport seem fun? do it!
  • talk to your counselor
  • coffee
  • keeping your room clean makes homework/focusing 1000% less stressful
  • if you are stressed/ overwhelmed and need an extension on some deadline, talk to your teacher about it, they’ll understand, but might not be so lenient if you wait until the day before its due to ask 
  • let yourself take two or three mental health days a semester
  • on hard days, let yourself come home and just take a nap/ vegg for a while. make sure you only do this every three weeks or so, or else it’ll become habit
  • take art/theater/media classes
  • get a planner
  • get your gym credits done asap
  • coffee
  • if you get close with toxic people, do not be afraid to cut them out of your life and walk away. 
  • if they don’t respect your family, they don’t have much respect for you, either
  • take advantage of a study hall if you have one
  • cheating/copying homework will teach you nothing, but you gotta do what you gotta do. use caution
  • don’t party too hard
  • no one will pressure you to do drugs ever, but they are out there
  • football games are fun, even if you have no idea wtf is going on
  • just breathe. it’s your freshman year, so everything is new, but you’ll adjust quickly
  • if ur lost, ask for directions
  • try to have fun a little bit maybe

The fact that French students still barricade their high schools/university buildings with furniture to protest shit is the True™ les Mis legacy

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Put together a collage of all the squip’s outfits. TFW a super computer has a better fashion sense/more outfits than you do…

That bathrobe outfit though…
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26/01/17 (January 26th, 2017)

  • Had a big break in between my classes so I went to Starbucks☕️
  • Worked on my assignments
  • Wrote notes and reviewed over them for my tests✏️  studygram

[Listening to: Back in Black by AC/DC]

Remember

• School is important, but it’s ok if you don’t get an A in every class.
• School is important, but you need to also take care of your mental health.
• School is important and you should attend, but you don’t need to force yourself if you’re really sick. (Especially contagious)
• Regardless of what your school says: college is not for everyone. Please know you can still be successful without a college degree. You need to do what’s best for: You, Your health, and Your finances.

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16/11/16 (November 16th, 2016)

  • Finished a lot of reading but still have a crap load left💩
  • Wrote 10 pages of notes and almost broke my wrist by the end of it
  • Stayed up really late with my friends to count down for my birthday and then stuffed my face with cake🍰  studygram

[Listening to: Starman by David Bowie]

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My bullet journal spread last week! I will post a full spread photo soon ^-^
This weekend is super busy for me because next week is packed with summatives. It’s going to be super stressful for me. 

・゚*  *。・ studygram / youtube