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This is what he’d do with a fidget spinner-

Lipstick and Leather: The Four Seasons Con Artist AU

It’s a fairly regular process for a Saturday night sucker.

The perky brunette has a signature finger-in-mouth puppy-dog-eyes hair-twirling look that immediately gets nearly every guy in the joint asking “Can I help you with something, Sweetheart?”  A little giggle, some small talk about how she’s never been to a place like this before.  When she starts walking her fingers flirtatiously up your arm, you’re done for.  Don’t bother checking your pants pocket, your wallet won’t be there.  The tanned leather is already twirling between the fingers of that innocent little pixie-cut brunette.

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Oikawa keeps bringing Kuroo to Alien/sci-fi conventions because he overheard Kuroo saying he watched ET once.  (◕‿◕)