Story Summary: It began as an attempt to keep Kevin safe. You barged into his fraternity and intimidated everyone in sight, looking for that bastard Sam Winchester. You’re quickly distracted from the main mission when a pair of blue eyes and a soft smile catches your attention.
Chapter Summary: You’re on a mission: Kick Sam Winchester’s ass. Sadly, his frat brothers won’t tell you where he is.
Warnings: language, smoking, mention of weed, mention of hazing. WARNING: Sam’s a scadouche in this fic, my bad g.
Word count: 1800+
A/N: IT WAS A ONE SHOT I PROMISE I'UNNO WHAT HAPPENED *sobs softly* (It’ll be three chapters, tops!) Tags at the bottom!
Kevin shifts awkwardly as you knock on the door, shooting you a concerned look. “It’s not that serious –”
“No no no, it’s that serious to me,” you say, resisting the urge to grab Kevin’s hand in yours. A tall, brown-eyed boy wearing a snapback hat and a Bob Marley sweater cracks open the door, a puff of smoke wafting out as he does. With a lazy smile, he waves a blunt at you, flinching as you point an accusing finger at him.
“The baby’s not mine, condom squad,” he says, glancing down. Frowning, you shake your head.
“Are you Sam Winchester?” you growl, gaining a groan from Kevin.
“No, but close. I’m Gunner Lawless, eldest of the Lawless men.” He bangs on his chest, letting out a high pitched scream that makes you flinch back. Pausing, Gunner scratches his head. “Well, like, besides my dad and shit.”
“Show me Sam,” you say. Gunner glances between you and Kevin, drawing his eyebrows together.
“Pledge Kev, tell your girlfriend to chill –”
“NOW,” you snap, making both men flinch.
“What’s the problem here?” a rasping voice says from inside. You push past Gunner, dragging Kevin along with you. A blue eyed man puts out a cigarette in an ashtray, tossing it to the side with a smirk. “She’s cute pledge Kev,” he says, slicking a hand through his hair. You scrunch your nose at the compliment, staring around the house. It wreaks of sweat and bad decisions; you can tell that many mistakes have been made by the stains on the floor alone. The blue eyed man clears his throat, extending his hand. “I’m Castiel, call me Cas –”
***WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW FOR THE QUEST THE LOST HEIRLOOM****
Aight. So in Kakariko village… There’s this adorable little sheikah girl named Koko who lost her mommy. If you follow her, you’ll discover that everyday she sneaks out to visit her mum’s grave and cry.
I like to think, that after Link and Zelda defeated Calamity Ganon and they went to Kakariko to visit Impa, Zelda met with this child and her little sister… Link told her about their sad story… And ya know, since Zelda also lost her mother at a tender age… And she knows how horrible is to lose someone that important… I just feel that Zelda knew how to help her. Maybe by sharing her own experience and how she found the strength to keep moving forward.
remember how maedis was held in that orc camp for 3 months?
also uh, this got WAY darker than i originally thought it would so warning for fairly graphic violence and suicide ideation
The two bodies hit the ground, impaled with thick spears in their chest. Maedis’s eyes widened but he just watched, trying to gain control over his horse again as the horizon was suddenly blotted with dozens of black spots- orcs, coming right for him.
all of yoongi’s lyrics are honestly pretty iconic but one of my all time faves is his line in agust d where he says “약질하는 다수의 랩퍼들 내가 아이돌이란 것에 감사하길” which translates to “you wasted rappers should be thankful that i’m an idol” and it’s such an important line bc it’s basically a giant fuck you to all the rappers who called yoongi a sell out/looked down on him for becoming an idol.
the way it’s used in korean he’s basically saying these ppl should be thankful he’s an idol bc if he were still underground he’d p much own and slaughter them. thus they should be relieved he’s in a different playing field and industry where they literally can’t be compared to him, bc yoongi would have eventually murdered all of them in their own game lmao
Be More Chill Characters as Explained By My 23 yr Old Brother
He was shown a few pictures and has minimal knowledge of the plot and characters. The result was beautiful.
JEREMY: This… this Where’s Waldo looking twink. He has a desk in an overhead light so he’s probably somewhat important. He’s lonely because all of his friends are gay and he’s not– until the end. He’s gay for the other guy at the end. Probably looks up Dear Evan Hansen fan fiction– Im like 80% sure. He wishes his life were more than just lamenting over his waifus.
SQUIP: Oh god where is his arm- is this one Michael? He’s coming onto that other guy hard so that has to be Michael. -picture switched- oh no that’s the villain- thats a fucking villain pose. That’s a batman villain looking out over his henchman, this robby rotten motherfucker. That’s the drug? He’s like Tim Curry from Fern Gully but instead of pollution he makes people gay and horny.
MICHAEL: Shit his lips are so pink- if that isn’t a main focus or an arch this is written wrong. He’s gay, so I assume this one is Michael and he’s perfect and everyone loves him. He’s essentially the gay guy from Scott Pilgrim and he’s all of the fanfic author’s fantasies come true.
CHRISTINE: Generically sweet– wait this was written by a man, right? Yeah- Then yeah, generically nice. I’m split between “is the voice of reason” and “gets super corrupted by drug and thats the breaking point”
RICH: I assume he’s a bit dorky. He’s Trying to stand out to impress sexy gym people and gets fucked up because of it.
JAKE: This guy- This fucking Disney Channel protagonist– he pretends to have sex with all the girls so hard it breaks his legs, but he really broke them because of little buff man. He’s the sexy gym people.
CHLOE: Brunette is popular- very very bi. Bitchy heathers vibe. probably a love interest
BROOKE: Also bi. She’s supportive and probably talks the other one into doing shit like “Hey wanna make out?” They do because Tumblr would love that.
Beat …are they sisters No they’re best- oh thank god
JENNA: She’s the pop culture bitch that makes a bunch of references and doesn’t leave you alone. enough said.
in response to the picture of squipped Jake: Jock who fucked tiny buff guy is scaring other couple because they are gayer. He is high on the robby rotten tic tac. Gay couple is terrified – but mystified – by crutch flight power up.