my head

I had an ENTIRE dream that was a set up for ONE fucking joke?

Steven was trying to get Lapis to join the Crystal Gems after her return, and she wanted to hang out with him but just couldn’t bring herself to be on a team with the three gems who she felt for the longest kept her prisoner…

So she says, finally, after much hassle, 

“Steven, I’m going to have to be frank with you…”

“But…but you’re Lapis?”