my great cat

privateeraces  asked:

my cat likes to sit in the corners of dark rooms and stare at you but she's so bad at being menacing because she's really round and yellow and one time she flipped on her back and clawed her way under my bed at 2 in the morning, just silently, while i watched from above like =__= but my step mom feeds her too much so she is shaped like a bratwurst with feet

oh my god. What a great cat. That reminds me of my old cat, Crookshanks. He was so fat and squishy that we started calling him “Squishyshanks” and then it just… somehow got shortened to Squishy???? and from then on we had a cat named Squishy. 

Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.