Justin: You know I always thought that that, uh, munchies, was a uh, you know one of those, you know, a funny thing to say that’s not actually accurate. I have never felt a hunger– it is a righteous hunger. The first time that I tried mara-ja-uana, hoo god, I wanted to eat everything!
Griffin: WHAT OTHER DRUGS HAVE YOU DONE, JUSTIN?
Justin: (laughs) All–a–all, pretty much.
Travis: Nonnie, unless you’re listening–
Griffin: NONNIE IS DEFINITELY LISTENING, OUR DADDY IS LISTENING, our daddy knows about our salvia trips, but that’s it.
Travis: I did shrooms once.
Justin: Oh me too.
Travis: I did shrooms, I ate an entire pizza because the flavor was just so amazing.
Griffin: YOU GUYS ARE GOING RIDE OR DIE. (laughter) I’M NOT GOING RIDE OR DIE I’M LOCKING MY SHIT UP.
Travis: I killed a man once.
–MBMBaM 160, The Ballad of Dunkleman