my god why can't he be mine

honestly, isak probably has a mental list of “reasons why even and i are the absolute fucking cutest.” he’s barely acknowledged it to himself, but he’s secretly smug when even laces their fingers together, when he peppers his face with kisses, when he whispers into isak’s ear in that silky smooth voice of his, because no matter how many people are there, even can make any moment between them intimate. they’ve come so far and godisak’s so proud to be with this boy, to show him off to all their friends like hey, i managed to snag this amazing boy on my first try at a boyfriend, and yes, we’re a little bit gross, and yes, this is totally payback for all the hours i sat listening to your heterosexual shenanigans.  

People talk about how Brendon refers to “Emerald City” in the song Kaleidoscope Eyes but why does no one talk about the line(s)


“I swear to God, I’d never heard a better sound coming out
Then when you’re whimpering my name from your mouth

I’ll plead the fifth on all of this”

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“Who knows more of gods than I? Horse gods and fire gods, gods made of gold with gemstone eyes, gods carved of cedar wood, gods chiseled into mountains, gods of empty air … I know them all. I have seen their peoples garland them with flowers, and shed the blood of goats and bulls and children in their names. And I have heard the prayers, in half a hundred tongues. Cure my withered leg, make the maiden love me, grant me a healthy son. Save me, succor me, make me wealthy … protect me! Protect me from mine enemies, protect me from the darkness, protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence.” He laughed. “Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.” (A Feast for Crows).

thelordvoldemort  asked:

Dad jokes..... Like.... Years down the line... Dex and Nursey settle down.... Have a few kids... And Dex tells dad jokes.... But Nursey..... Can't stop saying nursery rhymes..... I think I'm starting to understand why Dex lit himself the hell up when he first saw Nursey...

oh my god…. the true test of their marriage….. how many times can dex stand to hear ‘ring around the rosie’ coming from nursey’s mouth before he goes supernova

not to mention that when said children enter their teenage years, nursey can only speak in pop songs, and GOD dex never needed to hear katy perry’s ‘firework’ so many t i m e s

I can’t believe I just got an anon yelling at me because I said “who cares about josh.” Oh my god. Fine, let me explain.

Josh is the drummer for the band. He’s not even considered a part of One Direction, he’s their drummer. So it’s weird that they’re having a person that isn’t technically in the band do interviews. Only one direction fans know Josh’s name, so why is he doing interviews?

Josh did an interview to deny that the boys have anything to do with the bears, don’t pretend that isn’t weird please

  • My cousin: *scrolling through facebook* Oh my god, I can't even believe what's going through Zayn's mind right now...
  • Me: Why...?
  • My cousin: His new name is naughty boy!
  • Me: ...No it's not... That's a producer or whatever the hell he is...
  • My cousin: Yeah... I knew that... Whatever.