my god i'm actually from here

  • ***in Episode 45 of the Pokemon playthrough***
  • Danny: I won't talk, like, numbers or anything like this, but like just to show everyone what a fucking awesome guy you are. Uh, before i joined the show, and I was unemployed, I had just moved to LA. Ninja Sex Party was...in the red, shall we say? And like, needed cash to stay afloat. And we were gonna do a Kickstarter! And I told you about it; and you were like, "Dude, I'll just give you that." And, like...I almost cried. 'Cuz it was so fucking awesome of you.
  • Arin: Wasn't that in line at...?
  • Danny: It was on line for the X2!
  • Arin: *laughing* At Magic Mountain!
  • Danny: At Six Flags Magic Mountain!
  • Arin: We were getting all pumped and then we got real!
  • Danny: Yeah, and then I got very emotional; and THEN I flew on a roller coaster at 80 miles an hour backwards through fire!
  • Arin: And saw God.
  • Danny: Hooooly shit, that was a terrifying roller coaster. And I'm just grateful that I got a job right after that, like a week later. And then I got this job - the greatest job of all time - and then I didn't need that anymore. So I never actually needed...'cuz I hate borrowing money from friends.
  • Arin: Well whatever, it wouldn't be borrowing it, you'd just have it.
  • Danny: Well that'd be even worse, because...I couldn't accept that amount of money without feeling like I owed you...a great debt.
  • Arin: Yeah but here's the thing, you're my friend.
  • Danny: I know.
  • Arin: And that's just a thing that friends do.
  • Danny: You're a very rare and special guy, Arin. I don't think that's a thing that a lot of friends would do.
  • Arin: Well, then...fuck them.
  • Danny: Right?!
  • Arin: What do they know about friendship?

anonymous asked:

How about humans busting out expressions like, "oh my god I'm dying over here", or "four days in the shuttle? I'm gonna diiieeee.", and the poor aliens just freaking out? (And slowly growing to hate the concept of hyperbole.)

SHOULD YOU TAKE THE HUMAN LITERALLY

A BASIC CHECKLIST FOR ALIENS

Checklist H.85

  1. Can you see actual manifestation of related danger?
    1. E.g. Flames, engaged or discharged weapons, etc.
  2. Does the human present features of distress?
    1. Refer to Pamphlet H.14 “Human Physical Expressions” and Pamphlet H.15 “Human Voice Modulation”
  3. Are other humans, especially humans-from-same-cultures, alarmed?
  4. Does the statement match any known physically- or mentally-detrimental causes?
    1. Refer to Pamphlet H.34 “Basic Human Health”
  5. Does the individual human have a history of similar socially-acceptable-untruths?

If one or more answers is AFFIRMATIVE, proceed to Checklist H.86.

laelaloo  asked:

Okay, I'm looking to get a cockatiel. I've been looking into them for WEEKS now, but I still feel unprepared, and I really want to get some actual first-hand knowledge from a person. I'm really not sure what to ask specifically! ^^; Any tips you'd give me, this being my second bird--after a budgie--and my first cockatiel? (Any knowledge at all would be helpful! from recommended cage size to what might be a good healthy diet!~) Please and thank you~~

hey darling!!! god sorry its taken me forty years to get to my ask, i’ve been so swamped at work IT SUCKS

THIS IS GONNA BE LONG

OKAY, HERE IS THE INFO I CAN GIVE YA FOR A COCKATIEL:

1) ALWAYS ADOPT. i know you see that cute birbo in the pet store window, but please, PLEASE, refrain from purchasing him.  there are currently THOUSANDS of homeless birds in north america alone that need you to be their guardian. i know you want to save that baby from the pet store, but doing so continues the cycle.  they’ll just replace him and the horror continues.

2) GET THE BIGGEST CAGE YOU CAN AFFORD! do not listen to what the pet store clerk says (lol i worked in a pet store and straight up i would discourage people from birds EVERYDAY and tell them to rescue and that none of our cages are big enough, and they listened and adopted and im surprised the boss didn’t find out and fire me HAHAHHA) i would go to a bird specialty store to find your cage - you want to make sure it is durable enough, the bar spacing is correct (for a cockatiel you want them no more than half an inch space, theyre little and you dont want them to get stuck!!) i suggest powder coated cages, they’re easiest to clean the poop out of!!!!

3) GOOD DIET IS SO IMPORTANT. STAY AWAY FROM SEED!!!! seed despite popular belief is not very good for them.  it causes fatty liver disease and can make them ill and shorten their lifespan. (rose is now put on milk thistle-it buffersthe liver, as from the shit sanctuary she was from… god knows what she ate so now im in the process of getting her liver spiffy clean!) a good PELLET DIET is SO, SO SO SO IMPORTANT. and dont be discouraged, it is very hard to change a birb from seed diet to pellet.  so you have to change it over gradually and honestly, it can take a year to get that done.  rose is picky as hell, but i found a pellet she likes which are the Zupreem fruit pellets.  they’re not the healthiest, but they’ll do as now she is eating by herself.  i used to have to hand feed her ALL THE TIME like the diva she is.

 Here is a list of good pellets!! (from best to ok)

- Goldenfeast Goldenobles (quinoa based instead of corn, i wanna change rose to this when she’s ready!!)

- Harrisons Fine High Potency (start with high potency and then go to adult formula - gives em the nutrients they need for switching. corn based, and not my fav but it is vet reccommended but id say goldenfeast is better as corn aint that great)

- Pretty Bird (fruity and like, kinda okay? its better than zupreem lmfao but its very sweet, and makes their poo colourful)

- Zupreem (available at most pet stores, comes in fruit, veggie, nut, and natural flavours. what Rose eats and its a pretty good food. i believe its corn and soy based, not the best, and there is sugar in it, but its a good starter for your bird as they will most likely eat it because its colourful and sweet!!! from having Rose on a pellet diet - her plumage looks AMAZING)

all those brands come in different size pellets, i would go with the SMALLEST as it is easier for them to eat, and if you mix it with seed it kinda blends in hehe

4) DON’T JUST FEED PELLETS. A birbos diet should be 80% pellets (give or take) and 20% fruits, veggies, grains, and good stuff!!!! making a chop is a good idea, and you can freeze it and take out some everyday for their breakfast/dinner!!! Rose is very picky, and a rescue may be too, but do some research on what good fresh foods are good for birds!!! rose’s fav are zuchinni, peppers, pasta, scrambled egg (shes obsessed with egg) and chinese snow pear!!!

5) LOTS OF TOYS, AND THINGS TO DO!!! PIMP out their cage with dope toys, various perches and material (AVOID SAND ONES, HURTS THEIR TOES. get natural wood, rope (if u know they wont shred and accidentally eat it) and various thicknesses!!!) and im not saying spend a fortune (whcih i have with rose omfg) undyed popsicle sticks are amazing, paper, toilet paper rolls, cardboard etc they LOVE. but also, a good store bought toy is nice too!!! but most you can make from home!! plus i have a store where i have handmade toys, ill be posting more selection too!!

6) BE PATIENT WITH THE BABY! they most likely won’t warm up to you RIGHT AWAY (i mean they might, depends on their personality!) so do not feel discouraged if they dont want to play or cuddle right away. and heck, they may not even like cuddles. they’re as much as individuals as we are as humans. rose is usually attached to my shoulder all day, but some days honestly she just plays by herself and doesn’t want me to play with her HAHAHA. when you bring them home, introduce them to their cage and let them hang inside and get used to it.  sit near them and chat and offer some millet and let them come to you.  its a whole new world for them, so allow them some time!!!

7) and the most controversial topic… TO CLIP OR NOT TO CLIP? okay, my two cents on clipping goes as written.  if it is safer for them in your house, please get their wings properly by an avian vet or an experienced staff memeber at a bird specialty store. clipping them incorrectly can cause balance issues and confidence issues and trust issues. NEVER CLIP THEM YOURSELF AS THEIR OWNER. THEYLL BE PISSED AF. and most likely scared of you. if your house is unsafe -ie people coming in and out, small space, lots of windows, forgetful people that leave windows open, PLEASE CLIP THEM. it will save their life and prevent any deadly accidents.

if you HAVE THE SPACE. and know that they will be safe, and you believe they will be okay, leave them flighted!! it is much easier i must say having smaller birds flighted as they won’t be as cramped in a house as a big bird would be.  Rose is flightless as she chews her flight feathers, but they are growing back.  and even if they all did, my place is way to small to allow her to fly properly so i would keep her clipped for her safety.  also, if there was an emergency - such as a fire - it is much easier to evacuate a flightless bird than a flighted one.  i have really bad ocd when it comes to impulsive thinking and i obsess over how i would get rose out in a fire all the time… so keep a pillow case by the cage, and if god forbid that happened, grab your baby, toss em in the pillow case (protects them from smoke inhalation) AND HIGH TALE THEE FUCK OUT OF THERE. and that would be easier if they are clipped… just food for thought.  

anyway i hope this helped you and others maybe too!! im sorry this took forever to get to, my lifes been insane.  please do TONS OF RESEARCH TOO and look into rescues. if you need any more help let me know my love <3

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ok so I see a lot of klance that’s like “oh you’re gonna flirt with me? NOT IF I FLIRT WITH YOU HARDER” and I applaud that, and it’s adorable, BUT CONSIDER

-lance actually knowing nothing 

-talks a big game but actually dies when confronted 

yeah I know he’s competitive about literally everything else BUT he would get SO FLUSTERED if keith tried something L I S T E N

-keith finally does something about all the sexual tension

-after training one day he pulls lance aside as the other paladins leave

-pidge notices and gives keith a thumbs up before getting out, personally making sure no one stays and grinning like a maniac

-lance’s head is racing. oh my god. what did I do. what does he want. he decides to attempt breaking the ice

-“dude what even was your form on the last exercise, you got hit like fifteen times”

-lance is an idiot. 

-keith kind of looks at him like ‘does he actually not know’ and tells him he wants to go somewhere else with him and starts not-so-subtly waking toward his bedroom 

-lance is oblivious but jokes about it on the way

-“wow buddy what are you getting at here hmmm seems pretty scandalous"

-keith is actually dying lance is such an idiot why does he have to like him

-they finally get there, keith leans in, and lance gets sO RED because OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY WAS GETTING AT THIS WHAT DO I DO 

-keith does not mind taking the lead lance certainly doesn’t either

-keith ceaselessly teases him about how completely bombastic lance’s arrogance was

-just

-lance is an idiot

some doodles with a trio of dresses i found in my massive fashion folder

I still can’t believe that Flint’s entire character, his whole persona, his ambitions, his entire life, is canonically based on his romantic love for another man. Literally everything that drives him stems from that love. Everything he’s trying to accomplish, everything he is. Captain Flint is literally a character created by a man who loved another man. And it’s canon.

anonymous asked:

I'm love auston he's such a mess where did you see he doesn't have cutlery fllelcldkckd god... he's just a Kid how wild.

Mo talks about how much of a mess Auston is in this video here! The rest of this video is also Good Content. Sorry, my bad he actually said that Auston only had cutlery and paper plates at home… which is still kind of.. a mess

also, an actual quote from morgan rielly: he needs a lot of things… i’ll take care of him

the signs as things that my friends have said
  • aries: iS THAT A CHALLENGE?????
  • taurus: i'm so philosophical right now i'm like the next confucius or some shit
  • gemini: bow down bitches
  • cancer: i swear this bitch is out to get me
  • leo: god karen, it's not my fault you're so obsessed with me
  • virgo: are u like... for real
  • libra: u peasant
  • scorpio: ....fucking try me u bitch
  • sagittarius: *jumping over a table* PARKOUR BITCH DID U SEE THAT
  • capricorn: get the hell away from me
  • aquarius: um.... what the fuck
  • pisces: WWWWEEEEEDDDDDD

ceiramoon  asked:

So I actually saw you flailing in my head during at least 80% of that episode. Notable moments: Hi I'm Trixie Morningstar Also: Fake married mommy Chloe and Maze Let us not forget: Broken af Luci igniting the sword from Chloe pain. Bless this show!

i am like OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY WENT THERE half the time when watching this show, and it’s beautiful

only on this show would you have fake married deckerstar one week and fake married chloe/maze the next (STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM WITH MAZE TRYING TO KILL CHLOE IN HER SLEEP NOW WE HERE???) and like???

they want their characters to be happy but they also want their FANS to be happy (if in momentary stabs of pain) and they know it’s okay and fun to play with their characters and relationships and to do fanfiction tropes and otherwise… actually… enjoy a TV show? and remember that TV is not always supposed to be a grimdark slog of pain and Not Doing What The Fans Want Because Art, and whatever else?

i just. love it.

so much.

youtube

so remember when i asked if you guys would wanna see my music video of some sort of aesthetic of my city and my friends?? well here it is! took me around 5-6 hours to find all my footage on several different devices and edit it, but it was worth it in the end i think. 

some of the footage is from my trip to japan from last summer but most of it was filmed right here with my beautiful friends in the amazing city of desert bullshit, nevada aka las vegas.

(sidetone: some parts are from my ugly old iphone 5 before i got an actual camera and that’s why some parts of the video are really fuckedt) but i still hope all of you enjoy it anyway! :^)

song is australia by the shins ! also feedback is much appreciated, thanks!!

very late recap of my experience at Alexis Michelle and Farrah Moan's show in Bristol on 11/5/17

Note that I was blitzed out of my mind when I wrote this recap, except for the edits I made when I started to remember things:

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The secret [to success] is… are you capable of understanding what went wrong and why it went wrong. That’s the real key.
—  Some drunk asshole youtuber called Markiplier
Mean Girls x GOM
  • Murasakibara to Aomine: If you're from Japan, why are you dark?
  • Midorima: Oh my god, Murasakibara, you can't just ask people why they're dark.
  • ———————————
  • [Trying to avoid plans with Akashi]
  • Midorima: I can't go out. *faux coughs softly* I'm sick.
  • Akashi: Boo, you whore.
  • ———————————
  • Some random girl: Nice hair, Momoi. What's it made of?
  • Momoi: Your mom's chest hair!
  • ———————————
  • Akashi, to others: On Wednesday, we wear our coordinate colors to represent rainbow and Teiko.
  • ———————————
  • Akashi: Midorima, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
  • Akashi: And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it.
  • Akashi: And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
  • ———————————
  • Murasakibara: [delivering candy canes] Kuro-chin, two for you. Kise Ryouta? FOUR for you, Kise Ryouta! You go, Kise-chin. And uh... "Shitaro" Midorima. Do we have a "Shitaro" Midorima here?
  • Midorima: It's Shintaro.
  • Murasakibara: Oh Mido-chin, here you go, one for you... And none for Aomine Daiki, bye.
  • ———————————
  • Kuroko to Aomine: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise?
  • ———————————
  • Akashi: Why don't I know you?
  • Kuroko: I'm new. I just moved here from the third string.
  • Akashi: What?
  • Kuroko: I used to be on third string.
  • Akashi: Wait... what?
  • Kuroko: I joined basketball and got in to third string because I don't have enough talent back then.
  • Akashi: No, I know what third string is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to first string in your entire life? Shut up! Shut up!
  • Kuroko: I didn't say anything.
  • ———————————
  • Kise: Oh my God, I love your shirt! Where did you get it?
  • Midorima: It was my dad's in the '80s.
  • Kise: Vintage, so adorable.
  • Midorima: Thanks.
  • Kise: [after Midorima walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing shirt I've ever seen.
  • ———————————
  • [Aomine and Momoi introducing the other members of first string to Kuroko]
  • Aomine: That one there, that's Murasakibara. He is one of the dumbest boys you will ever meet. Momoi sat next to him in English last year.
  • Momoi: He asked me how to spell vegetables. God, he hates them to the point he couldn't spell it out.
  • Aomine: That nerd one, that's Midorima.
  • Momoi: He's totally rich because his dad invented weird yet popular Kerosuke.
  • Aomine: Midorima knows everybody's business, he knows everything about everyone.
  • Momoi: That's why his hair is so green, it's full of secrets.
  • Aomine: And evil takes a human form in Akashi Seijuro. Don't be fooled because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, he's so much more than that.
  • Momoi: He's the king bee - the star, those other two are just his little workers.
Folie a Deux in a nutshell
  • Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes: wtf is this song even about idk man but I am going to chant until my lungs give out sO boycOTT LOOOOOOOVE -
  • I Don't Care: yeah, fuck you too
  • She's My Winona: apparently this baby boy with long eyelashes is Zeus
  • America's Suitehearts: what am I idk but I'm catchy af
  • Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet: actually about a wife who was cheating on her husband but you'd never know because enunciATING IS OVERATED ANYWAY.
  • The (Shipped) Gold Standard: mY dAD CauGHT Me a HORseSHOE CRab why idk but fuck it, it didn't make much sense to begin with.
  • (Coffee's for Closers): hey this actually makes sense and has a deep meaning to be yourself butwhenyousearchforitingooglesomefuckingmovieshowsupwhat
  • What a Catch, Donnie: I'M noT cRYInG I'm jUST sweaTINg frOm MY EYeSohheybrendonurie
  • 27: we wanna be cool like other bands, but unfortunately we are too adorable af and emo, sooooo alsoPat'svoiceishellasmoothinthissongtbh
  • Tiffany Blews: icertainlydidnothavethissongstuckinmyheadliterallyalldaywhat also I'm not a crybaby, I'm THE crybaby, get it right, god
  • w.a.m.s.: wat alsotheinterludeattheendishotasfuckohmygod
  • 20 Dollar Nosebleed: drugs, why, because Brendon Urie is here feat. angsty poetry by Pete
  • West Coast Smoker: what the hell are you even speaking English Pat also knoCK onCE fOr THe faTHEr, TWicE fOr THE SoN, ThreE TImeS fOr THE HoLy ghOST feat. Pete screams

anonymous asked:

In one of your posts, you said: "But, Killua wants Gon’s problems to be his problems. That’s why he’s so happy when Gon says 'It has to be Killua'." THANK YOU for this! I get how Gon's words may seem to be selfish and even abusive, but to focus on that alone would be missing an important point. It's easy to laugh with strangers, but often we only let the people closest to us share in, and be hurt by, our own pains. Gon was allowing Killua to be a friend. And that is why I love that scene. :)

Yeah! I really think the ‘It has to be Killua’ scene is, at least from Killua’s perspective, the most intimate moment between him and Gon in the series. Like, Gon went from “only I can say I’ll die” to “I can only do this with Killua”. I’m sure that progression was deeply meaningful to Killua.

And then in the next arc, Gon tells Killua ‘it’s none of his business’ and completely shuts him out. And what makes things even sadder is, right before that scene, Killua was shown questioning his standing and, on a subtext-y level, the lines of their relationship (the “which is it” scene where Killua follows Gon off the palace ledge). Everything considered, you can see why he breaks, and why he so desperately needed to hear from Palm that “the one most important to Gon is you”. If Palm hadn’t said that to him, I’m not sure if he would’ve felt empowered enough to go back to Gon’s side for the fight with Pitou.

And now I’m getting carried away with Sad Feelings again, hahaha. But you brought up a point that I wanted to address: Gon was an overall positive influence on Killua’s life. I do not think this can be argued against, no matter how tumultuous the Chimera Ant arc was for him (and for all of us watching from home as well, haha). His existence was literally life-changing for Killua. I think, while Gon’s actions were certainly selfish at times (ironically, not because he doesn’t think of others, but because he never thinks of himself), I would strongly hesitate to label them or Gon’s character as a whole as “abusive”. Gon made Killua feel good about himself, good enough that he was able to break free of Illumi’s mind control — purely with thoughts of Gon. The real problem in their relationship is that they are both young, hurt, and severely lacking in overall self-esteem.

In Killua’s case, he understandably latches onto the first person who made him feel good about himself. But consequently, as he begins to repair his fragile sense of self-worth, he ends up rebuilding it entirely around Gon in the process. Killua genuinely feels good and purposeful when Gon needs his help — it’s not that he is being forced or taken advantage of out of naivety. The obvious problem here is that a self-esteem based wholly on altruism towards a single person isn’t very healthy or sustainable, especially when the person you’re dedicating yourself to has reckless and self-destructive tendencies arising from abandonment issues. (Killua learns that the hard way.)

So I guess to try and tie this all together, Killua’s self-worth for a majority of the series rides on how useful he feels he is to Gon. This isn’t Gon’s fault or doing (in fact, it’s definitely the fault of his family — his demonstrably abusive family — for making him feel like he needs to be useful to be worth something). That’s why Gon saying to him “it has to be Killua” and “it’s none of your business” completely make or break him respectively. The moments where Gon allows Killua to share his burdens are Killua’s happiest.

Anyway, thank you for sending this ask! I think it generated a lot of good rambling from me (most of it wasn’t actually included in this response, believe it or not)! After I finally finish that Killugon meta I promised, I’ll revisit this and write up something bigger and more substantial exploring Gon’s character and his own self-esteem issues. I feel like I went over Killua’s side of the story here but Gon’s really warrants its own post entirely.

anonymous asked:

hello there! i'm trying to study greek mythology/greek gods in particular on my own; are there any books you would recommend me to read on the subject? thank you! <3

I actually don’t read a lot of books on mythology? Most of my knowledge is either background or from the internet. Ovid’s Metamorphoses are good though, and I’ve heard good things about Bullfinch’s Mythology and Mythology: Timeless Tales of Gods and Heroes by Edith Hamilton.

anonymous asked:

IronFalcon: it's probably been done a lot, but I really love those fics where Tony and Sam knew each other before the Avengers, from EXO-7... And when Sam disapproves of how Steve treats Tony and actually protects Tony from the Avengers... Btw, do you think it's possible for Sam to put his wings around Tony? Gosh, I love it when his wings are a big thing in a fic. Sorry it's kinda disjointed, I'm just throwing out ideas.

It has been done a lot, because I am doing most of the IronFalcon fics, and I love that concept. Just as Sam actually punching Steve for being an asshole to Tony, which I also have written. It doesn’t happen in here, but Sam is not happy with Steve. And the wing idea, my god, Anon, that is a beautiful picture and it comes a bit short in here, but I love that and it will probably feature in most of my stories from now on.

So I tried to bring everything into this story that you mentioned, and it got spectacularly out of hand, so watch out for the cut since this comes in at just over 5k.


“Wilson, I hear you are the best. If you kill my babies I will end you,” Tony greeted the other man when he entered the room.

He was met with silence and an assessing look before Wilson stuck his hand out. “Tony Stark?” he asked and Tony took the hand.

“The one and only.”

“It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

“You only say that because you’re about to fly,” Tony gave back and then gave Sam the once over. “Though it sure as hell would be a pity if something else wasn’t pleasurable today as well,” he said with a little leer and Sam raised an eyebrow at him.

“Your reputation precedes you. I have been warned.”

“Ah, don’t listen to the news, angel. They are all liars.”

“I am wounded,” Rhodey said from behind Tony and Tony actually jumped a bit. He hadn’t even seen Rhodey there.

“Honeybear, how am I supposed to pick people up, if you warn them off?”

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