•"You’re so sick you literally just fell down the stairs I can’t just let you walk home/take <insert public transport> by yourself!! I know we aren’t that close but I care about you enough that I don’t want you to get run over!!“
•"You’re doing some sort of presentation and you can’t stop sneezing and coughing and now the professor is yelling at you and oh god please don’t get upset it’s not your fault here do you need a hug”
•"We’re actors and you keep wrecking the takes please don’t feel bad!! Come to my trailer I’ll take care of you"
•"Im so sick our mutual friend dragged me to the hospital you work at and now you’re giving me death glares because I told you earlier this morning I was fine I’m sorry"
•"I’m really feverish and I haven’t noticed you and this sneeze just won’t come out and I’m pulling the most ridiculous build up you’ve ever seen and shit now I’ve noticed you this is fucking awkward sorry"
•"You’re my neighbour and you sneeze so loud and I can’t sleep I hate you so much so I’m going to complain and shit you’re really sick and your heating is broken come to mine"
•"I always take care of you but never catch it but for some reason I’ve caught it now and I am too proud to tell you I’m sick and I don’t want you to feel bad so I’m going to tough it out"