my god but his face

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Derek setting up a facebook account and only being tagged in photos, Christmas passing and the pack finding out that it's his birthday so they all spam his wall, Derek's old teammates tagging him in really old photos, everyone asking Derek 'hey did you check your facebook??? There's an event' and Derek getting overwhelmed by 20+ notifications that he has to go through.

Originally posted by whydidithavetobeclowns

MY GOD YES!!! 

I imagine his cute lil overwhelmed face and him turning to Stiles all like hA L P lmao 

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You're walking in the woodsThere's no one around and your phone is deadOut of the corner of your eye you spot him: D. W. GASTER!

You’re walking in the woods.
There’s no one around, 
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, 
Doctor Gaster.

He’s following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Doctor Gaster.

You’re looking for your car, 
But you’re all turned around.
He’s almost upon you now
And you can see there’s blood on his face! 
My god, there’s blood everywhere! 

Running for your life
(From Doctor Gaster.)
He’s brandishing a knife.
(It’s Doctor Gaster.)
Lurking in the shadows
Underground scientist Doctor Gaster.
Living in the woods, 
(Doctor Gaster.)
Killing for sport, 
(Doctor Gaster.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Doctor Gaster.

Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him, 
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer, 
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance, 
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope! 
You move stealthily toward it, 
But your leg! AH! It’s caught in a bear trap! 

Gnawing off your leg, 
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage, 
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you’re on the doorstep, 
Sitting inside, Doctor Gaster.
Sharpening an axe, 
(Doctor Gaster.)
But he doesn’t hear you enter, 
(Doctor Gaster.)
You’re sneaking up behind him.
Strangling scientist Doctor Gaster.
Fighting for your life with Doctor Gaster, 
Wrestling a knife from Doctor Gaster, 
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Doctor Gaster.

You limp into the dark woods, 
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten Doctor Gaster

Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia Surprise!
There’s a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam scientist Doctor Gaster
Legendary fight with Doctor Gaster
Normal Tuesday night for Doctor Gaster
You try to swing an axe at Doctor Gaster
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You’re chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated Doctor Gaster

His head topples to the floor, expressionless 
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You’re finally safe from Doctor Gaster

anonymous asked:

I just find it sooo cute how SRK looks every time Kajol says anything about Ajay!!! It's like he's mentally saying "Why does she have to talk about him??!!!" and I feel like he wants to be in that position...what do you think?

Oh my God those faces, his reaction…priceless!

I would pay to know what’s on his mind. Seriously 😂

Shirtless Sun

I needed to keep myself awake during heat transfer, because the professor caught me sleeping once and now expects me to buy 40 cups of coffee for the class, so I doodled this on my mechanical design notes (only used page with lots of free space). 

Damn I draw a lot of RWBY. Sorry, those of you who don’t know or like it.

(Bat-signal for @miss-nerdgasmz, my favorite SSSN-loving artist. It’s not nearly as good as your stuff but I hope it cheers you up.)

thanks to @underbellamy‘s anon, my hand slipped

‘If Bellamy only went back to camp with a limp and not a full-out bleeding leg, I like to think that he went straight to Raven, hugged her, and dropped his face into her shoulder while whispering, “I came so close, she was right there, five more seconds and she would have been free …’

Each Time I Think I’m Close to Knowing

He finds Raven sorting through parts. She is alone and the moment Bellamy makes his presence known the pipe she’s holding clatters onto the table.

“Oh my god, Bellamy,” Raven says, searching his face. His features are screwed into a wince, and Bellamy reaches out to steady himself on the table. “What happened? Where’s Clarke?”

Raven shuffles around to his side of the table and he finally looks up, sad eyes finding hers. Bellamy’s gaze is glassy and he flares his nose, biting back a wave of emotion. 

She suddenly understands, snaking her arms around his middle and pulling him close. Bellamy’s arms encase her smaller frame and his head drops to her shoulder. 

His voice is so soft, Raven almost doesn’t hear when he starts talking. “I came so close.”

Raven’s heart wrenches and she fists her hands into Bellamy’s jacket.

“She was right there,” Bellamy says, stopping to swallow. “Five more seconds and she would have been free…”

He wobbles a little with a sharp intake of breath at the pain that surges through him. 

“Bellamy…”

“Raven, we can’t lose her.”

Raven knows the words he really meant to say. 

I can’t lose her.

“I lost her,” he says, burying his head into her neck.

I love her.

“We’ll get her back, Bellamy.”

He falls silent and Raven just holds him steady. After a few minutes he pulls back, wiping his nose on the back of his hand. 

Bellamy’s eyes are slightly puffy and red, and he clenches his jaw briefly. “I have to tell her mom.”

Raven shakes her head slightly. “I-I can do it,” she says. “I’m sure she went to debrief with Kane. Go to medical and see Jackson.” She reaches up and brushes a sweat drenched curl from his face. “I’ll tell her.”

Bellamy nods and turns, limping slightly under his own weight. 

Watching him, Raven takes a deep breath to collect herself. 

We’ll get her back.

I just have this massive headcanon of Enjolras falling in love with Grantaire during a Karaoke night.

R is singing “What’s up” from the 4 non Blondes and he sees Enjolras whispering the song under his breath and when he begins to sing the lines “and I try, oh my god do I try I try all the time, in this institution” he approaches to Enjolras and then he sings the next part right in front of his face

And I pray, oh my god do I pray
I pray every single day

and then he puts the microphone right in front of Enjolras’ mouth and the blond actually screams “For a revolution!” and Grantaire is grinning like a fool and there’s a lot of eye contact and little smiles while R keeps singing and Enjolras cheeks might be a little rosy but no one says a thing.

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Winter Soldier Joins the Thunderbolts, in a New Series by Jim Zub and Jon Malin 

DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN KNOW HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME? DO YOU???

THEY EVEN UNDERSTAND THE THESIS OF THE SERIES

“Super villains looking for redemption I think is the ultimate strength and heart of Thunderbolts and sets it apart from everything out there,” argues Malin. “These characters have done very bad things—willingly. No one mind controlled them, they made choices of their own free will and that can never be fully taken back. That motivates me beyond belief to tell this story.”
“We all look for redemption in one form or another, this is universal and that’s the appeal,” he continues. “Also the lesson of be careful who you trust because when you need them the most they might not be the person you thought they were. They may, in fact, be the one putting the knife in your back, willingly and without hesitation.”
“Doing the right thing is different than being ‘good,’” Zub elaborates. “We’ve assembled a potent mix of characters to explore that theme with big drama, big action, and unexpected twists along the way. The new team is stacked with powerful personalities and a mission that’s going to tear them up and get right to their core. I’m excited about putting them in tough spots and letting the sparks fly.”

The Frasers & Hands: #11

“I was crying for joy, my Sassenach,” he said softly. He reached out slowly and took my face between his hands. “And thanking God that I have two hands. That I have two hands to hold you with. To serve you with, to love you with. Thanking God that I am a whole man still, because of you.” ~ Outlander

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anonymous asked:

I keep watching Jimin's Puma ad and I can't get over the way he just fucking melts and leans in when Jungkook starts petting his head and like he just tilts his head and turns to look at him and his entire face just lights up and he's like looking at him so adoringly and he has this lovely fucking smile on his face and my God we can't see JK's face but he probably had the same soft and loving look on his face as well and these two fuck me up so bad hOOly sHIIt.

Lol they were probably told to do that….but then we don’t know the circumstances 100% so you never know…

But oh my God isn’t Jimin leaning his head down just the cutest thing? And then it’s just like, boop. And then of course Jimin tries to stay all serious after but…

…It’s just not working out.

And he breaks out into that sunshine smile ^.^ Puma literally had to slap a label over that smile cause they didn’t want anyone to go blind. This is like, disgustingly cute. They’re so gross.

(gif cr. x)