Sometimes One Direction (or specifically Liam and Louis) can be emotionally distressing enough that it’s not enough to just let it all wash over you as it comes, you know? Sometimes you need answers. Sometimes you have to go on the offensive. Sometimes you need to know for sure how much is out there, because waiting for it to come to you is nervewracking. Sometimes you REALLY need to know what happened in what order because apparently there’s a WARNING SYSTEM in place. Sometimes you’ve just got to start a gdoc called “WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN PARIS,” open YouTube, and go to town just to conquer your own demons, you know?
SO LET’S DO IT. LET’S COVER EVERYTHING FROM JUNE 21ST IN THE ORDER IT HAPPENED. THANKS TO COLDBAM FOR BEING MY EMOTIONAL SPOTTER AND ALSO FINDING BETTER ANGLES OF THINGS.