my gf thinks my tags are funny

Slang decoder for parents :))

Ever wanted to know what your child is talking about on the internet???? See a strange text from their friends you haven’t met??? Here are the answers!

Lmfao- Lost my freaking Add Ons

Omg- Odd mine ghosts

Stfu- Some Troquantaries found undermeat

Wtf- Whales that fly

Fml- Found my libra-orb

Lms- Lets make Sugar

Tfw- Tie for winners

Rofl- Residential area forbidden, loser

Wth- Where’s tiny Hugo?

asf- Aggressive specters fighting

pm- Pedalo meetup

ftw- Fortune tickets wanted

no gf- No golden flesh :(

rt- Rats, Tiburce!

tmi- Tall Mister incoming

mf- Meat fountains

pos- Post office specters

mfw- Merchant’s fun wares

Smh- Specters make hell

I was tagged by the wonderful @stupiddolly

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST:

1. Drink: water to take my meds with lmao

2. Phone call: one of my oldest friends wanted to Skype so we did

3. Text message: me telling my amazing gf goodnight

4. Song you listened to: idk but I did watch the entire patd live in denver on youtube

5. Time you cried: two days ago, me and my best friend were hanging out and I was playing gta5 and he said smth and I found it so funny I started crying

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: i didnt think I would in the past but. yes

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: no

8. Been cheated on: hell yes lmaoo

9. Lost someone special: im about to lose my papaw but hes hangin on my dudes

10. Been depressed: constantly

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no actually!

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: (i cant list specific colors bc im indecisive af with favs but I will list what Types of colors I like)

12. neutrals

13. not in-ur-face pastels

14. bold but not neon

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yes!

16. Fallen out of love: no lmao I just sank more into the love abyss 

17. Laughed until you cried: all the time 

18. Found out someone was talking about you: im in high school and not well liked lmao

19. Met someone who changed you: yes. i believe every person one comes in contact with has some sort of influence on them, for the better or worse.

20. Found out who your friends are: yea

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: the only time I had a facebook was in 6th grade and it only lasted a couple of weeks. (if I were to change facebook to insta, then yes)

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: im gonna change that to instagram. most all of them!

24. Do you want to change your name: no but when I was in elementary school I really wanted to change my name to Ann or Anna

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i got drunk with my friend lmao

26. What time did you wake up: today? well I first woke up at 7am but I went back to sleep and finally got out of bed at 10:50 ish

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching that performance I mentioned earlier

28. Name something you can’t wait for: to see mt gf again

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: last friday

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: idk omg. I wish I had motivation to get what I want done

31. What are you listening right now: my inner monologue

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no?

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: when I hone into the sound of ppl eating

34. Most visited Website: insta, tungle.hell, and youtube

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME

35. Mole/s: i have more freckles than moles, bc moles are raised and I dont have that.

36. Mark/s: even though im white, I get very very tan all year round so whenever I even get a cut, the scar tissue is always a diff color. also my acne scars make my face look like pepperoni

37. Childhood dream: i wanted to be a cat

38. Haircolour: dirty blonde but rn I have some bleach blue highlights

39. Long or short hair: i have a stereotypical dyke haircut, so short

40. Do you have a crush on someone: yes! on my gf

41. What do you like about yourself: my ability to grow as a person, also the fact that I have a complex mind

42. Piercings: i have my ears pierced but I want other piercings

43. Bloodtype: god idk

44. Nickname: ppl just call me meg instead of megan ig?

45. Relationship status: taken 💞💞💞 

46. Zodiac: leo sun, capricorn moon, gemini rising

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favourite TV Show: usually my fav things consist of the last thing I watched so.in that case, criminal minds. I also would die for the office (us), and the x files

49. Tattoos: nah im a minor but I want some!

50. Right or left hand: im right handed

51. Surgery: ive had surgery on my foot and sometimes I do surgery on myself (once again on my foot lmao)

52. Hair dyed in different color: Ive only had highlights, but ive had pink, purple, bleached, and pastel blue

53. Sport: marching band

55. Vacation: my fav vaca is just when we go to south carolina and stay with my fav great aunt and uncle

56. Pair of trainers: i got off brand converse that I bought for $11.48 at target

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: last thing I ate was an 8" pizza with pineapple, chives, green pepper, and mushrooms

58. Drinking: i like tea and coffee and caprisun

59. I’m about to: check if netflix is working also compulsively brush my teeth

61. Waiting for: band camp to start

62. Want: to be okay with being okay

63. Get married: only gay married

64. Career: I would love to be a performer (theatre or music) or architectural engineer.

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: ive had more hugs so.long lasting hugs with a person you care deeply abt

66. Lips or eyes: eyes

67. Shorter or taller: doesnt matter

68. Older or younger: older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice tummy

71. Sensitive or loud: a mix of both

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: no

75. Drank hard liquor: hell yes

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: lmao yea

77. Turned someone down: yes

78. Sex in the first date: im a virgin lmao

79. Broken someone’s heart: i guess?

80. Had your heart broken: goddamn yes

81. Been arrested: ive never been in trouble with the law

82. Cried when someone died: yea

 83. Fallen for a friend: who hasnt

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: i hope to

85. Miracles: no

86. Love at first sight: no

87. Santa Claus: I used to

88. Kiss on the first date: yes

89. Angels: no opinion

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: holden

91. Eyecolour: hazel

92. Favorite movie: the last movie I watched. following (1998)


I tag: @straightboyfriend2 @y-a-i-n-t @dollyfemme @sluthoney @cthulhurin @purrrrsuasion @dadnotdaddy @lamictallesbian @leakedinlondon @baalmuian @vendettafrank @soopphhia @softlyleave @spicy-6 @astronuat @dangerousdolls @livngwithghosts @lesbipane @dadplant @quite-faun-d-of-you

Tagged by @scribbledstars

Rules:

1. Always post the rules

2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you (not the ones they answered*)

3. Write 11 questions of your own

4. TAG PEOPLE


If you could forget one thing that happened to you in your life would you? What is it?

*cracks knuckles* this is gonna take a few hours, boys. 

Describe your ideal significant other

- black hair

- nice eyebrows, big brown eyes

- funny, has a pretty laugh; laughs at my jokes

- my gf. literally my gf

What aura do you think you give off?

uhhhh… a strong one? it probably reeks of sea salt bc I’m really salty. but like also bc of my tears. 

Favorite personality trait about yourself?

I really enjoy being able to interpret one phrase or piece of info in multiple different ways at once. it’s like, peak multitasking? so fucking useful on tests and w/social cues. 

Is there one pet, above all others, that has been the most special to you?

my gf’s pet (she’s the first dog who really liked me)

If you watch YouTube, what do you usually watch?

I’m p into let’s plays, movie reviews, comedy skits, and dating sims. bonus points if they’re gay. 

If you were right now put in from of two people, one with their hand out stretched holding what appears to be a rather large amount of money and the other with their arms out stretched prepared to give a bear hug and comfort you, which would you walk to?

I would have them face each other and try to play matchmaker b/c someone who offers money has a logical, rational mind and cares about your welfare while someone who offers a hug has a kind, loving personality and will always support you without a second thought and they would make a beautiful couple together

Roses or daisies?

depends on who I’m giving them to ;)

Favorite genre of video games?

the kind that’s cute one minute and makes you almost piss your pants in fear/from laughing the next 

Is there an item you carry around because it makes you feel safe, whether it could actually protect you or not?

my gf gives me river rocks to fidget with when I’m nervous and those make me feel v safe 

How would you describe romantic love?

platonic love wrapped up in a little bow and altered by chemical x

How would you describe platonic love?

the seed of all other kinds of love. without platonic love, other forms of love between us as a species have no basis for existing. 

What was your original intention for your blog? What is it now?

I was lonely and wanted to meet people like me, who shared similar personality traits and interests. now it’s just me shitposting about some offhanded gay shit I found on the web and crying over how much i love my girlfriend


My questions for you: 

1. Which zodiac sign do you irrationally hate/love with all your being? Why?

2. If you were a popular internet meme, what one would you be?

3. Name one quirk you have that’s related to sleeping, eating, and/or other things that are part of your routine 

4. What’s the gayest thing you’ve said/done/heard all week?

5. Pick one female character you’d like to take out on a date (bonus: explain why/describe how you think the date would go)

6. Write one thing about yourself you know would end up on a fake callout post 

7. What’s your guilty pleasure, and why does it make you feel guilty?

8. Tell me a funny story, the backstory of an inside joke, or an embarrassing story that you can look back on and laugh at now

7. If your s/o’s feet were cold how would you warm them up?

9. Make a convincing argument for why pineapple should be on pizza

10. Create a fandomsona (preferably superwholock) for yourself complete with a tumblr username, fandom-related catch phrase, and most used text emoticon (not emojis or kaomojis, the faces you make using letters and symbols from your keyboard)

11. Say one thing about yourself that you’re proud of 

I’m tagging (and you’re not obligated to do this btw): @fangirling-saved-me @just-another-taylor-fan @devoidjaden @awlwwish @luna-aurora @mmimikyu @butchjolteon @icy-tiger @idyllicbisexualwitch @silvercurses @dorianshavilliard

Hello everyone! So another year has passed and woah we survived through it all!! 2015 was a wild year and many things changed for me, and all of you are part of it. I gained so many amazing friends here - because i trully consider you as such, not only as followers or mutuals or anything. I’m happy for every message and every tag you wrote about me, and I don’t think I could feel any better. Thank you for sticking to my side through it all <3 

anYWAY, here’s to my mutuals who made it all so funny. ily all and i get rly happy when i see you around my feed. there wont be bold for favs or anything, so feel all equally loved.

Shoutout for @jungkooknetwork and @netbts for having amazing people i met. After the read more i put special messages for net people!!

#-K

@hobiswife - @kimseokji-n - @hyunas-gf - @07milk - @1seungkwan - @fluffyyoongi - @cracked1phone - @happyvirusdae - @jungkooh - @bangtrashsyd - @chim-chimii - @kookiejungs - @jksgf - @jeonn - @9muzes - @jaehopes -  @hansoozi - @awoozing - @happybirthdaytae - @cypherkookie - @4namjoon - @jinsbutterfly - @holidaydk - @btsgf - @holywonwoo - @frostyjunhui - @btscomeback - @deureun - @boosual - @bo0seungkwan - @bapsqueen - @hans5l - @kimswagjoon - @iridescentwoo - @jisoodrinkseggnog - @jissol - @jhoonsgf - @h2oshi - @boosungkwan - @hoshikichicken - @jeonghanner - @boobooseungkwan - @h-ongjisoos - @cantwithjeonwonwoo - @atomichoshi - @junmyeonderful - @cakejimin - @carrielikescake 

L-R

@minpeach - @neonjeon - @mintsyubbie - @nirvanatae - @raplined - @omgjihoon - @lovelywriteranon -  @rap-unnie - @meloneus - @mykye -  @lovejungkookie 

S-Z

@vanitae-fair - @warmtae - @smoothyoung - @sushixxi - @thankyoubts - @wonwooing - @whatskookn - @wonoodle - @smoothyoung - @sweetmintsuga - @whywonwoo - @wonrude - @seung-seoul - @wolf-pack-dog-pile - @winterscoups - @thigh-king-jimin - @wooziscalves - @satansonyeondan 

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|・ω・) Please like, reblog or reply to this post if you like any of the following stuff~ Oh, and I also don’t mind if you occasionally make personal posts on your blog. I mean, it’s your blog after all, guys. But yeah, I need more amazing blogs to grace my dash.

  • Tokyo Ghoul
  • TsukiKane (I live and breathe this OTP okay)
  • Rilakkuma
  • flowers
  • cute stuff in general!!
  • funny stuff counts too (especially vines)
  • Kpop (I only know a few groups so it’d be great to be introduced to some more)
  • Fire Emblem/Fire Emblem Fates
  • Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress
  • Macross/Macross Delta
  • D.Gray-Man
  • Haikyuu!!
  • JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
  • Big Order
  • Gintama
  • Akame ga Kill
  • Game of Thrones
  • Archer
  • love quotes
  • cute lesbian stuff (bc I need more stuff to relate to and tag my gf in!)
  • Kiznaiver
  • zodiac aesthetic stuff
  • Supernatural
  • galaxy-themed stuff
  • cute cat stuff