my game edit

Me: *Ages up Ezra and Jupiter* Yay! NO MORE TODDLERS!

Luna & Solis: *Autonomous flirting and woohoo* 

Me @ Me: Wait do you still have risky Woohoo on?

Me @ Me: Probably, but nothing’s happened before so why worry now!

Me from the future @ Me from the past:

Originally posted by dailydwight

Bearsace on the Floor (Versace on the Floor Parody)

OH MY GOODNESS THIS WAS A STRANGE IDEA. xD

How does one manage to turn a very ~sexy~ Bruno Mars song into a ridiculous parody about a stuffed bear, time-traveling, and super hot warriors from Japan’s Sengoku Era? The answer: Ikémen FREAKING Sengoku. 😅

This is basically a super-condensed version of the game’s prologue. Did I mention that the character I had in mind while writing this was the MC’s most loyal companion a.k.a. her stuffed bear, Bearsace?

^^Look at this stuffy! Isn’t it adorable??? Also, I applaud the MC for making such a clever pun~. 👏

DISCLAIMER: I wrote this song in an hour, more or less (Minus editing, which didn’t take too long tbh. :P). So don’t be surprised if it sounds silly (Because it totally is.). Also, I don’t have a super smooth & sexy voice like Bruno Mars, so sorry for my baby-like voice. And finally: I’m sorry if I mispronounced “Sengoku” (I’m such a noob, LOL.). 😅

Yep: I’m back with the “quality” shitposting. Enjoy(?) xD

Here’s the OG song in case you aren’t aware of it/want to give it a listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2UZlwTDGbY


LYRICS

[Verse 1]

Tonight’s gonna change your life, girl

Above you all the stars are watchin’

There’s nothing you’d want as much in this world

Than your job in fashion designin’

But just when you thought all was well

You’re suddenly alone

All present day comforts seemed

To disappear like a dream

But how?


[Pre-Chorus]

In the dark you saw lightning strike

And before your eyes

Suddenly you saw a world

You never knew before

A past you cannot ignore

History’s in the making, baby


[Chorus]

Bearsace on the floor

Oooh stuck in the past with me, with me, with me, with me now, girl

Bearsace on the floor

Oooh your modern day stuffy, stuffy, stuffy, stuffy now, girl, oooh


[Verse 2]

You saved some guy from a burning house

Another stopped you from falling

You soon got the chance to meet them all:

Famous warriors of Sengoku

Don’t you fret: you’ve got some help

From that ninja/physics student

Who said, “Although we’re years in the past

Three months will pass by real fast, then we’ll be home, our home”


[Pre-Chorus]

You saw the lightning strike

And before your eyes

Suddenly you saw a world

You never knew before

A past you cannot ignore

History’s in the making, baby


[Chorus]

Bearsace on the floor

Oooh stuck in the past with me, with me, with me, with me now, girl

Bearsace on the floor

Oooh your modern day stuffy, stuffy, stuffy, stuffy now, girl


*Funky Instrumental*


[Bridge]

It’s warmin’ up

Can you feel it?

It’s warmin’ up

Can you feel it?

It’s warmin’ up

Can you feel it, baby?

It’s warmin’ up

Oh, romance five hundred years in the past

History’s in the making


[Chorus]

Oooh, Bearsace on the floor

Hey baby

Stuck in the past with me, with me, with me, with me now, girl

Bearsace on the floor

Oooh your modern day stuffy, stuffy, stuffy, stuffy now, girl


[Outro]

Bearsace on the floor

Floor

Floor

Song tag!

RULES: shuffle your playlist and make a sim based of the first song that comes on, however you want.

Song: Drone - FIDLAR

I got tagged in this so long ago by @justkeeponsimming but I love procrastination so this sim has been waiting to get edited foreeever.

Idrk who to tag because I was tagged in this so long ago so??? Anyone that wants to do this please do!!