my future husband's

anonymous asked:

Man, I think my future husband woo boo has a women in his life right now, he looking all giddy in his pictures instead of his moody self. But y'all better know that may be his love right now but I'm gonna be his last. Just sayin..;)

it’s me, I make him happy~B

I love ridiculously hard as standard but I know my future husband and children are going to unlock a higher level of love that not even I can fathom. I cannot wait.

- Meggan Roxanne

THE SIGNS AS PICK-UP LINES
  • Aries: Are you my appendix? Because I have no idea how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  • Taurus: Do you have a name or should I just call you mine?
  • Gemini: Spell me. (M-E) You forgot the D. (There isn't a D in me.) NOT YET!
  • Cancer: You look a lot like my future husband, I promise to take great care of you and our kids.
  • Leo: I'd rate you a nine out of ten, only because I'm the one you're missing.
  • Virgo: I may not be photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
  • Libra: You remind me of the sun because you constantly brighten up my world.
  • Scorpio: If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, then I'd only have one dollar because you never left my thoughts after the first time.
  • Sagittarius: You must not of took your vitamins today because you look like you're lacking in vitamin me.
  • Capricorn: If you were a triangle, you'd be a right triangle because you're ALWAYS right!
  • Aquarius: I'm good at math ok. U + I = 69, and the value of I is 59 because U are a 10.
  • Pisces: You must be a masterpiece because I want to pin you up against a wall and admire you whenever I see you.

I always have visions of my future husband slowly walking around our living room cradling our child, while listening to some reggae or soul and I’m peacefully going back to sleep, feeling vulnerable but reassured that I’m safe, because we’re a team and I know he’s got us.

- Meggan Roxanne

The Real Reason I'm Single
  • Writing Romance: And then there was MUTUAL PINING and secretive glances and gazes held a few seconds too long, accidental brushes of the hand, some huge dramatic scene where everything comes to a head, emotions too big for human bodies to contain, and PASSIONATE KISSING. Aww yis.
  • Experiencing Romance: *frantically scooping buckets of feelings out of my body and screaming*