my future father in law

Avengers Chatroom: The Other Quicksilver

Requested by the amazing @m-maximoffs

Pairings: Some Peter Maximoff x f!reader

Scenario: The Avengers watched X-Men Apocalypse. Reader really likes Peter Maximoff much to everyone’s dismay (*cough* Pietro *cough*)


Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Steve, Pietro, Tony, Wanda, Nat, Y/N.

Clint: So, did everyone enjoy the movie?

Tony: It was okay.

Steve: I enjoyed it.

Pietro: It was terrible.

Y/N: HE WAS GREAT!

Y/N: I MEAN IT WAS GREAT!

Wanda: He?

Nat: No! Why did you ask her!?

Y/N: PETER. PETER MAXIMOFF. MY HUSBAND.

Pietro: PETER. PETER MAXIMOFF. MY KNOCKOFF!

Y/N: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

Steve: Can you two behave?!

Pietro: NO.

Y/N: MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE!

Wanda: Pietro it was just a movie. Calm down.

Clint: I think Peter is better. Can we recruit him instead?

Y/N: Yes omg yes a million times.

Steve: No, we are not recruiting him!

Pietro: I am right here, you know?!

Y/N: He has the cutest smile!

Y/N: and his hair is so

Y/N: i cant

Nat: She’s broken.

Y/N: He’s just so adorable!

Pietro: HE IS NOT ADORABLE! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE QUICKLSILVER AND THAT IS ME!

Clint: He saved everyone from an explosion.

Pietro: Your point?

Clint: And you…

Pietro: Don’t finish that sentence.

Wanda: Pietro you know nobody can ever replace you.

Y/N: Okay but do any of you know if Peter has a girlfriend…?

Y/N: It’s for science.

Steve: I am surrounded by children.

Tony: That happens when you’re ancient.

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: Has anyone seen my father?

Y/N: You live with your aunt…

Peter: No I live with my mum.

Clint: Nat, use your arachnid speak and find out what’s wrong with him.

Nat: Really, Clint?

Peter: You can speak to spiders? I’ve never come across a mutant like you before.

Nat: What?

Y/N:

Y/N: Peter?!

Peter: Yeeeees?

Y/N: MAXIMOFF?!

Peter: I believe so.

Wanda: Where is that screaming coming from?!

Nat: It’s Y/N. She’s “Fangirling.”

Pietro: IT’S YOU!

Peter: IT’S ME! Haha what game is this?

Steve: Wait so you’re not Parker?

Peter: No, unless my birth certificate is wrong.

Tony: PIETRO GIVE ME BACK MY DORITOS!

Pietro: I DIDN’T TAKE IT!

Peter: Oh you were eating that?

Y/N: Hey. Nice to meet you. I’m Y/N. I can help you look for your dad.

Peter: My future wife is going to help me find her father-in-law. What a tale for the kids!

Wanda: Why did he have to say that?!

Tony: @god what did I ever do to you?

Y/N: YES, HUSBAND, LET’S GO!

Peter: I like her!  <3

Steve: Y/N stay where you are! You can’t just go off with him!

Y/N: Please Steve!

Pietro: Should we not be capturing him or something!?

Peter: Catch me if you can!

Wanda: Pietro stop chasing him!

Magneto has joined the chat.

Peter: Hey dad!

Magneto has left the chat.

Peter: Maybe that was not the best time to tell him.

Tony: Who’s the freak outside?

Tony: WHY IS HE STEALING MY SUITS?

Tony: HE IS CRUSHING THEM!

Tony has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Wanda: I am so confused!

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: Listen up kiddos. This is what happens when you try to bring two different movie studios together. Shit gets really confusing. Don’t do ice-cream now.

Y/N: You mean drugs?

Wade: I mean ice-cream. Brain freeze is a bitch!

Wade has left the chat.

Y/N: I was in my room and now I’m outside?! What the hell?

Peter: Picnic?

Y/N: YESSSSS OMG AT LAST

Y/N: I mean

Y/N: Yeah, sure. Whatever.

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Wanda: Pietro don’t do it.

Pietro has left the chat.

Wanda: Oh my god.

Wanda has left the chat.

Clint: Nat your hair is different.

Nat: No it’s not.

Clint: I can see you right now.

Nat: I’m with Sam and Bucky in the training room. I don’t see you.

Clint: But

Clint: Then who is?

Clint has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: My friends. When did we get a hound? He is blue. Is this common for this breed?

Thor: It is quite large.

Thor: Like a man…

Thor: THAT IS NO DOG!

Thor has left the chat.

anonymous asked:

Can you please write how story will turns out (after the party) if MC actually is a favourite daughter of the head of the most powerful criminal organization and even Saeran didn't know it, bc it was hidden very well? And her dad actually lost her for that 11 days. For RFA + Saeran +V. Hope, you'll like this idea. Love your writing!

I love requests like this, I’ve read them on other imagines blogs and it was so hard not to go the same way they did, so I tried to keep it soft. Like, her dad is very angry, but he can be very sarcastic and more passive aggressive than really violent and intimidating, and MC is the only one who’s not scared of him. And I think I just made this clear on Saeran one, but MC doesn’t have a mom here, which probably made her father even more concerned, since she’s the only one he has.

Hope you like it! ^^

TRIGGER WARNING: Mention of a panic attack on Saeran one


RFA + V and Saeran meeting MC’s criminal father


Zen                

  • You tell him your gangsta boss dad wants to meet him
  • He thinks is a joke at first, but when you two come to your father’s house and he sees the guns… boy
  • He was nervous just because he had to meet your father, now he’s pretty much scared.
  • “Sweetie, is this your new bodyguard? If you wanted a pretty one, you should have asked me instead of looking for one on some stranger’s apartment. You roll your eyes.
  • “Oh, I’ve seen the news, isn’t that the guy accused of sexual harassment?” “Which he already proved being innocent, dad. Something that would never happen if you went to trial. “
  • Zen is scared of seeing his delicate and sweet princess so feisty, but thinks your interaction with your father is kinda funny.
  • Not so funny when your father brings up everything he found about him. School dropout, former member of a biker’s gang and those promo pictures for “Promiscuous Jalapeno”…  your father doesn’t even know what to think.
  • But the worst is the fact that you disappeared from his sight for 11 days and came back with this guy… “Oh, she wasn’t with me for 11 days, sir. She’s been at my house for 2 nights, well, one and a half, technically…” ZEN, SHUT UP!
  • By that point you’re pretty much done with your dad’s passive aggressive threats and Zen’s brutal honesty, so you snap: “Daddy, listen to me. I was staying at this apartment for a couple of days, then he broke his leg and I went to his house to help him, but he kicked me out during night, which I must say… not cool, Zen! I got back to the apartment, which had a bomb on it, and then there was this weird punk guy talking about taking me to paradise or whatever, and Zen saved me, dad! I love him and I never felt safer like I feel around him!”
  • “You… saved her?” “Of course! She was left on her own at this apartment with a bomb! Can you believe it, sir?” and then the two of them started talking about your safety and… well, you were relieved they found something in common.
  • In the end, your father is very impressed about his fast healing and the fact that this isn’t his real name. “We work with fake names around here too.”
  • “You look very strong, son. If you ever consider changing careers, I might have something for you…” you refuse before Zen can say anything.

Yoosung

  • He’s so scared when you tell him your father wants to meet him
  •  And you didn’t even mention he is the head of the mafia
  • When you do… poor thing, he keeps saying he’s fine, but you can see him shaking.
  •  And all those guns on the dinner table aren’t helping at all…
  • “Hi, sir… I’m Yoosung Kim, I’m a vet student at Sky University, I’m 21 years old and this isn’t my natural hair color!” What the fuck, Yoosung?
  • “Oh,I see… sweetie, I thought you were bringing your boyfriend to dinner, who’s that girl?” “Very funny, dad.” He’s so terrified at the guns he doesn’t even hear this comment.
  • “So, sweetie… long time no see, what you’ve been up too? I mean, besides going to stranger’s apartments and dating guys who could come across as your younger brother?” Now Yoosung listens, how mean…
  • “Nothing much, dad. I’ve been trying to get away from your overprotective care and dating a guy who hasn’t a criminal record, for a change. What about you?” Yoosung couldn’t believe the way you treat each other, if he ever talked with his mother like that… well, he wouldn’t be here to tell the story.
  • Your dad keeps throwing these shady comments during all dinner, and you know Yoosung didn’t say anything yet because he’s trying to be respectful, not because he is a coward, so you let it out:
  • “Yoosung, don’t worry, I love you and I’m not going anywhere, no matter what my father says. And as for you, dad, I… do you really want to know what happened in those 11 days? I’ll tell you! I was trapped with a bomb on his dead cousin’s apartment, may god rest her soul, and this guy  here did anything he could to find who led me there. See his eye? It’s MY fault! And it’s completely unfair to him to be treated like that when all he’s done to me is caring and loving me. So, please… just stop being this prick to the MAN I chose!”
  • “What happened to your eye, son?” “Oh, I… I was just gaining some time for my friend to run away, a guy… tortured me and…” “And you lived to tell? That guy was an amateur…” “Or maybe I’m stronger than you think, sir.” OH WOW!
  • In the end, your father really appreciates Yoosung’s devotion to you, since loyalty is something very important in his… business.
  • He also likes how despite all that, he seems like a very innocent guy… oh, father! If he only knew the things you are gonna do with your boyfriend after seeing him so confident like that…

Jaehee

  • When you tell her your father wants to meet her, she seems fine?
  • Then you tell her about his… job, and she’s… not even impressed? Okay…
  • It looks more like you’ve never been here before, she… feels so calm…
  • “Hi, sweetie, you brought a friend for dinner?” “Girlfriend, daddy.”
  • “Oh… I see…” his tone is so monotone and cold, neither of you can tell what he’s thinking. Honestly, you can live with your father being a criminal, but he being a homophobic? That’s another story!
  • “I should have seen it coming, all these guys who work for me on this house every day, and you never showed any interest on any of them.” “I like guys too, daddy, But the mafia thing, you know… is not really my type.”
  • “Well, sweetie, you should make up your mind before you hurt this poor woman…” “Bisexuality is a real thing, sir. And I won’t be hurt since I’m bisexual as your daughter.” “Jaehee?” you look at her surprised, she’s not even looking at him and just calmly drinks her water.
  • “Okay, Ms. Kang. But should I be worried about you hurting my daughter, then? You seem a little older than her, maybe a little more experienced, my daughter is a immature naïve girl who disappeared from me for almost two weeks and came back thinking she’s bisexual… you are not using her, are you?” “Daddy, come on…”
  • “You should think higher of your own daughter, sir. She’s younger, but she’s smart and if you must know, she’s the one who’s been showing a lot more of knowledge in life helping me through my change of careers.” “Oh, really? Tell me more about that.”
  • And then she tells everything about leaving C  & R and opening her own business, and then she tells a little about her life, how was growing up at a house where she wasn’t wanted, graduating early in college and being a black belt in judo. sometimes I forget how baddass she is, Ilove her so much
  • When she finishes, your dad is enchanted, and you fell in love with her all over again.
  •  “I apologize, Ms. Kang. You are a very amazing woman who does justice to another amazing woman. If you ever want some help with your business, I’ll be more than glad to take down the competition…” “I would rather do that providing a good service, sir, but thanks…”
  • “Marry her, or I will…” your father whispers to you.

Jumin

  • You tell him about dinner with your father.  He’s glad, he’s been longing to make your relationship official to both the families.
  • When you tell him about  the mafia, he’s… curious. How come a sweet and innocent girl like you grew up at such a violent environment?
  • He promises he’ll try not to be judgmental, but as soon as he sees the henchmen in position and the guns… he’s legitimately worried about you.
  • “Hello, how is your father?” “He’s fine, thank you for asking. Do you know each other?” “Well, his company has been a pain on my ass for a while now…” “It’s my company too, as it is very likely I’ll be the next CEO.” Jumin, shut up!
  •  “I see… maybe we can do business pretty soon.” “Right now, I would rather focus on getting to know my future father-in-law.” Uhh, Jumin, so smooth…
  • “Oh, so you’re the one who kept her trapped at your house for two days?” “I believe it was three days, sir.” WHAT THE FUCK, JUMIN? YOU’RE GONNA MENTION THE CAGE TOO?
  • “Daddy, I was completely fine with him there. And I must say I felt way safer with him than I ever felt here with all these… guns… and your… employees…” both of the men feel really flustered with your response.
  • “Now, sweetie, don’t be ungrateful. You might see me as overprotective, but I’m always concerned for your safety. And don’t let yourself be fooled. He looks like a gentleman, but if he is anything like his father, you might be in trouble.” Oh boy…
  • “I’m sure you mean well, sir. But I should warn you I’m nothing like my father. And I must say I understand very well why would you be overprotective of such a adorable lady, but you should let her be free to make her own decisions. That’s… something I’m learning by myself as well…” both you and your father feel very thrilled right now.
  • “Well, I suppose she was safe with you after all, much better than being by herself at some stranger’s apartment…”
  • Your father is very impressed about Jumin’s respect for you, he feels as reliable as any of his henchmen, and most importantly, you seem so happy… how can he fight against your happiness?
  • Dinner is over, and you accompany Jumin to his car where Driver Kim is waiting. “Jumin, be honest…” “Yes, MC?” “How many times you held yourself of answering everytime I said ‘daddy’?” “More than you would like to know, MC…”

Saeyoung

  • He’s pretty nervous about meeting your father when you tell him.
  • But when you tell him about his job, he’s surprisingly more relaxed?
  • Oh come on, he’s been dealing with shady people his whole life! Why would he be worried?
  • “Oh sweetie, you brought a clown with you, when is your boyfriend coming?” Saeyoung has a comeback involving “coming”, you almost can read his mind and just glare at him, so he gives up.
  • “So… you must be the boy who got trapped with my daughter at some stranger’s apartment, then took her to this secret cult organization, huh?” “Yeah, and don’t forget the bomb!” Goddamit, Saeyoung!
  • “Well, if it makes you feel any better, daddy, he really tried to push me away, but I was very insistent.” “Push you away how, sweetie?” “The same things you used to tell my mom…” oh, that explains a lot…
  • “I see, so you were a jerk to her…” shit, you though it would be enough… it only made it worse!
  • “Yes, but if it is the same case here, I’m sure you were only thinking about your wife’s safety…” “And yet she ended knocked up, are you trying to imply it’ll be the case here?” SHIT SHIT SHIT!
  • Saeyoung sees his confidence fading away. This man is different, he’s not just some thug, he’s you father, the man who raised you. Why did he think he could be okay with all this? Your father is absolutely right about hating him, he put you in big danger!
  • You see your boyfriend conscience splitting, it’s too much for you to handle, so you vent: “Daddy, don’t be like that! Mom always told me how much you suffered acting like that around her, he suffered the same way, daddy! Even worse, because the person who was after me it’s his own brother who he didn’t see for a long time and… daddy, if you only knew what kind of hell the two of them grew up….” You couldn’t help but cry, Saeyoung hugs you, he doesn’t even care your father is watching this.
  • “Tell me, son. I want to hear your story.” And then Saeyoung tells him everything, always holding your hand.
  • “And your father is the current prime minister? I never liked that guy, anyway. He’s always been a despicable little man!” that coming from the mafia’s head…

Saeran

  • He’s freaking out about meeting your dad, because he doesn’t really feel comfortable around, well… people
  • Then you tell him about your father’s job, and he thinks it’s kinda cute you trying to joke to make him relax
  • You tell him is not a joke, he doesn’t believe it because he did a whole background check on you before deciding you should be the one to stay at Rika’s apartment, and there wasn’t no mention about this.
  • But, come to think of it, this kind of information shouldn’t be easy to find out, right? Oh shit…
  • But your father being a criminal doesn’t really bother him, he would be terrified about him even if your father were a geologist or whatever.
  • The guns and the whole atmosphere on the house is very familiar to him… it reminds him of… oh no! He can’t go there on a moment like this!
  • “So… if this isn’t the one who kidnapped my daughter. Seriously, sweetie? Stockholm Syndrome? I thought I taught you not to fall in love with criminals…”
  • “W-Well, sir, there’s also Lima Syndrome, when the kidnapper is the one in love…” oh no, Saeran… please keep quiet…
  • “How romantic, huh?” your father scoffs, Saeran feels the air escaping from his lungs for a moment, no… no no! Stay calm, Saeran…
  • Dinner is being a disaster, your father keeps glaring and insulting Saeran on his usual passive aggressive manner. You look at Saeran, you’ve seen him like this before, he’s…
  • “He’s having a panic attack!” you jump out of your chair and go to him, your father never seen you move so fast.  He observes you helping this kid telling him to inhale and exhale like he learned in therapy… what’s going on?
  • “Thanks a lot, daddy!” “MC, calm down… I’m okay…” “No, Saeran, he has to listen! Dad, if you can live in peace with your own crimes, good for you, but not everybody is capable of. You see this guy here? He tells me everyday how much he regrets the things he did. I’m able to forgive the men I love, I did it with you, why wouldn’t I do for him?”
  • “You’re… in love with me?” “I already told you that, Saeran…” “Yeah, but if you’re saying in front of you father, you really mean it…” “Well, yeah, I meant before too…”
  • Then your father realize this is just a very lost kid, like he used to be when we was younger. Your mom passed away very young, so he always wondered if she would be able to make him regret it and have a normal life. He’s so glad your mother’s kindness lives through you and if you’re so willing to heal this guy, who is he to get on the way?

V

  • He’s very happy when you tell him your father wants to meet him.
  • And he doesn’t seem to mind your father’s job. “If he was able to raise such a wonderful person like you, he’s not bad at all. Who am I to judge him, anyway?” This guy…
  • And he doesn’t even flinch when your father shower him with threats disguised as questions. “Do you know what people like me do when their loved ones disappear?” “Are you really that insane to show up here like nothing happened?”
  •  “Daddy, please stop…” “I’m just trying to understand what’s gotten into you, sweetie. This older blind guy and… you? I’m sorry to say, but I never knew you had so much daddy issues…” “What are you even saying, dad?”
  •  “With all due respect, sir, daddy issues most of times implies that the daughter seeks for his father features on men she falls in love with. For what I can tell, you and I are nothing alike.” Oh no… V being passive-aggressive gives you the creeps more than all these henchmen…
  • “You’re right, I’ve never put her in dangerous on purpose. You, on the other hand, allowed her to stay at a place where I know it happens to have a bomb, correct?” “Yet, she claims she’s never felt safer, that says a lot about your own household, no?”
  • This polite fight is driving you insane. How can they discus about you like if you were not even there? “SHUT UP YOU BOTH! Dad, you have every right to be mad, but you should know this man here was doing his best to make sure that, whatever was happening, I wouldn’t be hurt, and he didn’t even know me that well… and V, please don’t talk to my father like that, he’s just as scared and worried as you were, and please, don’t ever talk about me or my life as if I couldn’t speak for myself.”
  • “I’m so sorry, love, I had no idea I was acting like that!” he rushes to hug you and keeps apologizing, your father wonders if this man is real…
  • “Sir, I sincerely apologize for my behavior. I know exactly how it feels wanting to protect someone you cherish this much. Just know you raised an amazing woman with the most beautiful soul and I deeply respect you for that.” Your father thought you were the one in danger? Now he feels sorry for this poor man having to handle your temper… and nah, he can’t possibly be real, can he?

anonymous asked:

Hi! Could you update your Peter/Stiles BroTP tag? I'd love to see some fics where Peter and Stiles just get each other and are friends because of it.

I totally agree. I think they’d be great friends. Constantly getting themselves in trouble and giving no fucks about it. Here’s the tag for more. - Anastasia

Originally posted by endiness

Distractions by friend9810

(1/1 I 1,245 I General I No Pairing)

A month after the incident with the Nogitsune Stiles wants some space from his friends. Although he unexpectedly gains a new friend. AU where Peter isn’t as big of a jerk that he could be.

To Dye For (Hale Pack Holidays: Easter) by midnightcas

(1/1 I 1,865 I Teen I Sterek)

The Hale Pack decides to try their hand at a “traditional” Easter Egg Hunt. And it goes about as well as expected.

benefits of getting stood up by haleofStilesheart

(1/1 I 3,822 I Teen I Sterek)

Stiles is pissed. He’s cold. He’s wet. And to top it all off he got stood up that morning. Worst Valentine’s Day ever.

Analgesia by superagentwolf

(2/? I 5,181 I Teen I No Pairing)

Analgesia: Noun; insensibility to pain without loss of consciousness.

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Stiles returns to Beacon Hills for the summer after his freshman year of college. While at his psychiatrist’s office, he meets Peter Hale, a strange man who seems all too relatable. These are the small moments that make up their friendship.

Specter by jamesm97

(9/9 I 6,223 I Teen I Sterek)

Stiles is the best Student Harvard has seen for years, Pearson Specter Litt want him as an associate and he gets the job, he just doesn’t want to get in because his uncle Harvey is a named partner.

When he gets the job at the firm he’s thrown head first into a legal battle between the Hales and the Argent’s the real question is can he Harvey and the gang at Pearson Specter Litt save his future father in laws company.

Question My Senses by Aloja

(1/1 I 7,352 I Explicit I Sterek)

Stiles likes being best friends with Derek, going on hunts together and protecting Beacon Hills as a part of The Hale Pack.
He starts to question his feelings when his pain becomes overwhelming after Derek disappears in a mysterious way.

Full Moon Blooms by pibroch (littleblackdog)

(1/1 I 7,729 I Teen I Stoyd)

Stiles had basically been bullied into creeping on the guy, and it was sort of easier to go along with this bullshit if he could keep a little distance from reality. “Hottie Accountant” was a concept, an avatar— the Platonic form of the perfect guy, so of course Stiles would never have the balls to ask him out. “Vernon Boyd” was a real person, and thus theoretically attainable. And in that case, theoretically, Stiles was a jackass who’d been pathetically pining over the dude for way too long.

Whenever possible, Stiles preferred to forget that he’d become the weirdo florist stalker of a real person.

You Made Your Choice by AsYourFleshBurns

(3/? I 9,541 I Mature I Sterek)

The choice should’ve been obvious. It was either some girl he’d just met a day earlier or the girl who’s been his best friend for over 10 years. A hunter who’d end up getting him killed, or Stiles-who’d been helping him with his transformation since day one and risked getting killed to help him. It was a simple choice. Yet he still made the wrong one.

Keeping Tabs by Cousin Shelley (CousinShelley)

(11 I 12,896 I Teen I Sterek)

After Erica’s death at the hands of the alphas, Stiles wants to be there for Derek, but Derek just wants to be alone. In the process of waiting him out, Stiles comes up with a plan to stay a step ahead of the alpha pack, and ends up spending lots of quality time with Cora and Peter.

Don’t Fuss Over Me by Delightful_I_Am

(9/9 I 14,965 I Teen I Sterek)

Stiles has a pretty big secret. Peter helps him keep it.

Controlled Chaos by TiaraLShelton

(6/? I 23,337 I Not Rated I Sterek)

Stiles has never been small. He’s been slim and lithe, but never small. His shoulders are broad and his every muscle is toned. He’s just never showed it off. His clothes are baggy and plaid, hiding his pretty package in camouflage wrapping paper.

A Wolf’s Ribbon by Dexterous_Sinistrous

(6/6 I 36,091 I Explicit I Sterek)

Derek had been coached on how to approach the child heir apparent while hundreds of eyes watched him. He kept his eyes focused on the cradle, leaning over the edge as best he could to see the baby everyone had been talking about.

Stiles smiled when he saw Derek, kicking his legs out as he reached a hand up for him. He cooed at Derek, his fingers grabbing at the older boy in an attempt to touch him, all to no avail. He gurgled out a laugh when Derek reached a hand down into the cradle, snatching hold of his fingers as best he could.

Derek offered a small smile in response, allowing Stiles to playfully tug on his hand.

The two children made an adorable sight before the Court and their parents. That was the moment Queen Talia and King John decided to arrange their marriage. Every second was planned out without the voiced concern of the children.

Family

Requested by anon.

Pairings: Peter Parker x Reader

A/N: Wade is in the chat. So… Language, among other things.


Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Peter, Loki, Wade.

Y/N: I am bored. What are you guys up to? Any pranks?

Wade: I’ll show you.

Y/N: pls no.

Wade: Peter take a pic of me.

Peter: We’re in the same room. Do you have to ask over the chat?

Wade: I’ll pose so that it looks it was taken without me knowing but we both know that’s not the case.

Loki: Mortals.

Wade: How do I look?

Wade: Wait, let me take off my mask.

Loki: I’ve never seen you without your mask before…

Wade: Does it look like I don’t know you’re taking the pic?

Peter: Here.

Peter:

Loki: WHAT IN THE NINE REALMS? WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS CREATURE?!

Wade: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH,UNI IS BEAUTIFUL!

Loki: I DON’T MEAN THE UNICORN!

Y/N: Wade, looking good as always.

Loki: He looks constipated.

Wade: To answer your question, I am having a lovely evening in.

Wade: With the Unicorn.

Loki: How disgusting! You dare fornicate with a stuffed animal?

Wade: DON’T ACT LIKE YOU HAVEN’T FUCKED A HORSE, SO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE!

Loki: BLASPHEMY!

Peter: But you did…

Y/N: I remember Thor telling me a rather strange story involving Loki and a horse…

Loki: DAMN YOU ALL!

Loki has left the chat.

Wade: I love pissing him off.

Wade: Excuse me.

Y/N: Where are you going?

Wade: It’s time Loki meets an old love.

Wade has left the chat.

Y/N: It’s a good thing Wade can’t die.

Peter: Are you still bored?

Y/N: Not when I’m talking to you :)

Peter: Do you think Steve would mind if I came over and hung out? You know, since Wade ditched me.

Y/N: Why would Steve mind? You don’t need his permission.

Peter: I know but he’s really protective over you.

Y/N: He’s still butthurt after the whole, uh what are people calling it now?

Peter: A Civil War.

Y/N: Oh yeah! Since you sided with Tony.

Peter: But I would have never hurt you!

Y/N: You and I were on opposing teams and we had just met. Steve and the rest didn’t know that.

Peter: I took a hit that was meant for you from Vision in front of Steve and he and the rest are still on edge when I’m around you.

Y/N: Wait, you did what?!

Peter: Nothing…

Y/N: Peter Parker, don’t you EVER get yourself hurt trying to protect me.

Peter: I would take a flying truck from Scott to the face for you! Haha, you know, cause he threw one…

Y/N: PETER. Now is not the time for jokes!

Peter: I wish I could see you right now, you look so cute when you’re mad.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: Hello youngsters WHAT THE

Clint: Y/N, MY CHILD

Y/N: I’m not …

Clint: YOU ARE YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE AND I VIEW YOU AS SUCH NOW SHUSH.

Clint: JUST WAIT TILL I TELL YOUR OLDER SISTER, WANDA.

Clint: AND YOUR GRANDPARENTS, STEVE AND BUCKY.

Clint: YOUR UNCLES, SAM AND SCOTT, WILL NOT BE PLEASED TO HEAR THIS.

Y/N: HEAR WHAT? WE DID NOTHING WRONG, CLINT!

Clint has added Steve, Bucky, Wanda, Sam, Scott.

Peter: I’m scared. So scared.

Clint: HE’S CALLING Y/N CUTE.

Clint: WHY NOT BEAUTIFUL? OR ETHEREAL?

Peter: I think Y/N is those things!

Clint: Then say it.

Peter: Y/N I think you’re beautiful and ethereal 💙 

Y/N: NO DON’T MAKE IT WORSE PETER, YOU’RE FALLING INTO HIS DAD TRAP! but awwww omg thank you!!

Clint: HUH! SEE! SEEEEEE!

Y/N: Told ya.

Steve: You got a job, kid? What’s your plans for the future? How many kids do you want? You okay with NO kids? Would you build a house with your bare hands for Y/N?

Peter: I’m still in high school Mr. Rogers…

Bucky: I don’t trust him, Steve! I don’t! He caught my arm! MY METAL ONE!

Peter: To be fair, it was in self defense!

Y/N: Whoa, Peter. I didn’t know you were that strong.

Sam: Nice going, Bucky! Now Y/N is impressed!

Wanda: Maybe we are being too harsh to Peter?

Scott: Is Peter allergic to ants?

Peter: I’m terrified now.

Y/N: Scott. Don’t. You. Dare.

Wanda has added Pietro.

Wanda: Brother, tell the others that they are being impractical.

Pietro: … Father?

Pietro: HELLO, MY FATHER!

Clint: You are no son of mine!

Pietro: But Wanda is like an adopted daughter to you, yes? And she is my sister, yes? That makes me your son, yes? Since I am her brother, yes?

Clint: Yes!

Clint: I mean no!

Pietro: I am only joking :) It is okay. I know how you feel.

Pietro has left the chat.

Clint: NO, MY SON, COME BACK! I FEEL BAD NOW!

Clint has left the chat.

Wanda: Sometimes I am glad to have made a new family with all of you… But other times I am not. Too much weirdness.

Wanda has left the chat.

Peter: Ummm Y/N, I think it’s best I don’t visit today.

Y/N: No! You are coming over. Steve, Bucky, Sam, Scott. You will NOT do anything to Peter! OR ELSE.

Sam: Or else what?

Bucky: Ooooh I am so scared.

Y/N: :) You’ll see.

Y/N: Peter, Tony will let you know where I am when you reach the base. I have some thing to take care of.

Y/N has left the chat.

Bucky has been disconnected.

Sam has been disconnected.

Scott: OMG

Scott: WHAT DID Y/N DO TO THEM?

Scott: I DON’T WANT TO DIE

Scott: I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS

Scott has left the chat.

Steve: Listen, kid. Before I leave to rescue Bucky and Sam, I just want to let you know that we welcome you to the team and we have nothing against you for siding with Tony. It’s just that, Y/N was always the youngest member and we grew to be very overprotective. Don’t take it personally. We just don’t want Y/N getting hurt.

Steve has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro has added Wanda, Vision.

Pietro: I have finally lost Clint.

Wanda has added Clint.

Pietro: BETRAYAL!

Clint: My son!

Pietro: Leave me alone, old man!

Pietro has left the chat.

Vision: How rude of him to address my future father-in-law like that.

Wanda: I don’t think Pietro likes you that way.

Vision: Wanda… That is not what I meant…

Clint: YOU LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE!

Clint has added Tony.

Clint: KEEP YOUR SON AWAY!

Wanda: Here it goes, again.

Wanda has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Vision has left the chat.

Tony: I have no words.

Tony has left the chat.

These books… *swoon* 😍 LOTR was the first large series I read at the ripe age of 12. Before then, I’d only read smaller books and this series changed the way I looked at words, imagination and the world around me. Even now, it’s still one of my favorite stories ever told.

This particular set was given to me by my future father-in-law as a gift. They were his as a child. *dies of cuteness overload* - Ky

8

“Sometimes you come to a crucial choice. A choice, that determines your whole future and one which is about who you are, and above all, about who you want to be. Often it requires courage. Courage not to choose the easy way, just because it is easy, but the courage to stay on the difficult road to the right. Sofia, we never chose the difficult path, it chose us. Every time we tried to opt out of, love brought us together again. Every time we tried to be apart so my heart was empty. And finally, finally Sofia, we chose the right - a decision that makes me the luckiest man. Sofia, you fill my life with love and joy. Today we prove that love conquers all. All who come to know you, know that the only thing that strikes your external beauty is your interior

My friends, you all know that Sofia’s strength and courage not only about our love. These are larger than that. When you started the Project Playground, it was so much more than a project far away in South Africa. There were hundreds of children and young people who could hope for a better future. It was the hope of a better world. A world built on empathy, commitment and love. You stand up for strong values ​​with passion and courage. The most important of them all is perhaps: to dare to be oneself, to dare to stand up for oneself. And above all, that love knows no boundaries, regardless of religion, gender or background. Sofia, all of us who know you, know that you are a hard-working woman with a strong sense of duty and a great loyalty to your mission. I know with certainty that you will take on your new role with a great sense of responsibility and hard work. 

Dad, Mom, my dear sisters and brothers-in-law: I have not enough words to describe how happy I am that you have received Sofia with open arms. Your support has meant a lot for us, both in prosperity and in adversity. I know I speak for us all when I say that you have enriched our family, Sofia. And I also thank your family, Sofia, who received me with the same open arms. I have been blessed with a family. A family with much warmth, love and care. I would also like to thank the Swedish people for the support we have received for our love. The joy we have met have warmed our hearts. Dear friends, I want to take you on a little journey that began on 24th June 2014. It is one of the most important journeys of my life. I drove 67 mil back and forth in 9 hours, or 32,400 seconds. My goal was employment office in Mora - and no, I was not looking for a new job. I was on my way to meet my future father in law to ask for Sofia’s hand. Never has a trip been so important for me as that trip. 

Loved Sofia, today begins a new stage in my life. In your life. In our life. I do not know what awaits us in the future, but I know that your love means that I can take on any challenge.Your intelligence, your dedication and your courage inspires. Proud I say that you are my role model. Sofia, I am animated by the idea of ​​getting to do good with you. I have a lot to learn in life, and much remains to be done. It is a long journey, and the journey I look infinitely forward to do with you. 

 But most important, I have already learned, and it is that love conquers all. Sofia, you are the best. I love you 

Dear Friends! Please join me in the most Important toast - a toast for a love that conquers all. A toast to my beloved and beautiful wife Sofia.”  Prince Carl Philip giving one of the most beautiful wedding speeches I’ve ever heard. [x]

Vampire Academy - College AU - Part 22/?

Rose

I frowned at my phone and gestured at Lissa to turn down the TV.

“Hello? Dad?” I asked, resting against the counter. Lissa turned round to face me and arched her eyebrows waiting for me to put him on loud speaker. I pursed my lips and turned on the loudspeaker and sat on the couch beside Lissa.

“You’re on loud speaker to Lissa and I,” I told him. I heard him let out an excited laugh, followed by the door clicking shut at the other end of the phone.

“You’ll never guess who is at the house right now,” my dad whispered. Lissa and I both shared a confused glance and glanced back at the phone.

“Dad…why the hell are you whispering?” I asked. “Who is there?”

I heard my mother’s voice and another laugh which made the hairs on the back of my neck raise…in a good way. I glanced at Lissa who was grinning at me manically.

“My future son in law,” my father said giddily. Lissa grabbed my arm and shook it repeatedly. I cleared my throat and swallowed the lump in my throat.

“Dad, you’ve really got to stop calling Dimitri that and he’s there all the time. Do I really need a phone call every time he shows up?” I asked, glancing at Lissa who smirked and pushed her hair from her eyes.

“No, I don’t think I will Rose…especially not when he was here to ask for our permission to date you,” my father said, I could practically feel his grin down the phone. Lissa let out an excited squeal and she grabbed my shoulders, shaking them excitedly. I heard my dad laugh and I shook my head.

“He came to ask you? I thought he was joking! Oh God…did mum start her Scottish proverbs? Please tell me she didn’t,” I whined. If she had I was certain that Dimitri would change his mind. Surely he had heard enough of those to last a bloody life time! My dad laughed and then cleared his throat when his office door opened. I could hear Dimitri’s questioning tone in the background.

“That order will just have to wait until tonight. I hope it is to your satisfaction,” My father said, before cutting off. Lissa let out a bark of laughter and turned to face me.

“He’s still there! Oh my god. Did you know he was going tonight?” she asked, giving me a bright smile. I shook my head and glanced at the phone, sucking my bottom lip between my teeth. I cleared my throat and ran a hand through my hair. He was there. He had done it. Dimitri was going to be asking me out. I glanced at Lissa and shook my head.

“I feel so nervous,” I blurted. Lissa laughed and nudged me.

“I wonder when he’ll do it. Oh my God, Rose! This is so exciting!” she gushed. “And romantic. Asking your parents for their blessing to ask you out? It is all just so sweet,” she said covering her cheeks with her hands and grinning at me. I glanced at my knees and smiled, trying to ignore the butterflies in my stomach.

“I can’t let him know that I know,” I muttered. Lissa laughed and nodded.

“Yeah, your dad really shouldn’t have warned you,” she said, shaking her head in amusement. I smirked and nodded.

“I know, but everyone knows he can’t keep a secret,” I reminded her. Lissa laughed and met my eyes.

“So that’s where you got it,” she teased, smirking at me. I stuck out my tongue and shaking my head, took a large drink of my juice.


I glanced at Dimitri from my spot on the couch and pursed my lips. We had been watching films for the past hour and a half and he still hadn’t said a word about visiting my dad. I chewed on the inside of my lip and stared at the screen trying to pay attention to the film that was one. We had settled for a compromise because I was sick of watching Clint Eastwood films so we had decided to go for Indiana Jones. Which I would begrudgingly admit was quite good. But, I could barely concentrate on the film when I was trying to work out why Dimitri hadn’t asked me out yet.

Roza,” Dimitri’s voice broke me out of the daydream and I turned to face him, my heart racing.

“Yes?” I asked, swallowing to rid the dryness in my throat. This was it. He was going to ask me. I could practically hear the question dancing on his lips. His mouth opened and my full body tensed waiting for his question.

“Can you pass me the popcorn?” he whispered, gesturing beside me. My mouth dropped and I clenched my jaw, glancing at him incredulously. Popcorn?

“Yeah, sure,” I said, shoving the bowl into his hands and staring at the television in front of us. My mind was still reeling…PopcornCould I pass him the fucking popcorn? I ground my teeth together and stood up, glancing at him.

“Do you need a drink?” I asked, the words spitting out a lot harsher than I had attended. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. I had to calm down or else I was going to give away the fact that I knew. Dimitri laughed and crossed his arms over his chest, smirking up at me.

“No. Thank you, Roza. I’m fine,” he said, turning his attention back to the television. It took everything I had not to slap him over the back of the head. How dare he keep me waiting like this!

I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, making my way into the kitchen. I paused at the fridge and checked my phone where I had six messages from Lissa asking if he had asked me yet. I closed my eyes and let out a heavy sigh before opening the fridge and looking in. I reached forward for a coke and sighed when I heard Dimitri chuckle in the living room. Didn’t he realize what he was doing? Didn’t he realize how mad he was driving me? I grabbed the coke and stood up, glancing at the ceiling. I could do this. I could make sure that he didn’t find out that I knew…. couldn’t I? Running a hand through my hair, I made my way into the living room. I sat down next to Dimitri and put my feet across his lap. He gave me a questioning glance and I shrugged.

“This is more comfortable,” I said, pointing my toes and groaning when my muscles twitched. Dimitri laughed and began kneading the knots in my feet. I closed my eyes and let out a small groan, relaxing into his touch. Dimitri chuckled and glanced at me.

“Ah Rose, always so easily pleased,” he teased. I met his eyes and arched an eyebrow, tilting my head to the side.

“Not as easy as you might think,” I said, arching an eyebrow and Dimitri who flushed slightly under my gaze. I smirked and ran a hand through my hair, leaning back against the couch and smirking as I felt Dimitri’s eyes on me. He turned back to face the movie and his hands stilled on my feet making me sit up. I watched him, waiting for some sort of a sign that he was looking at me. But, instead he seemed totally focused on the movie, barely even sending me a second glance. I let out a heavy sigh and leaned forward. Grabbing the remote, I paused the film.

“When the hell are you planning on asking me out?” I snapped, the words leaving my mouth before I could even consider what I was saying. Dimitri gave me a smug look and met my eyes.

“I knew he had told you! Neither you nor your father can keep a secret” he said smugly, making my cheeks flush. I narrowed my eyes and sat up.

“So why the hell haven’t you asked me out?” I snapped, crossing my arms over my chest. Dimitri turned to face me and gave me a dark look.

“Because I want everything to be perfect. What is the rush?” he asked. I leaned forward and slapped his chest.

“Dimitri, you nearly fucking died! That is my rush! Why wait? If you know you want to be with me why the hell should we wait? So you can ‘do things properly’ please” I sneered, using air quotations to emphasize my point. Dimitri ground his teeth together and glared at me.

“Rose, my mother raised my right and I am not just going to rush into this without a plan. You’re going to have to wait for me to ask you…and pestering me to ask you is only going to make me wait longer,” he said smugly, his grin taking over his face. I let out a growl of frustration and stood up, throwing my hair into a ponytail and glowering at him.

“Either way we are going to end up together, so why not now?” I snapped. Dimitri stood up and shook his head.

“Why do we have to rush things? You’ve already said we’ll end up together…why not do things properly?” he asked. I let out a frustrated growl and pushed him back against the couch, attaching my lips to his and letting out a groan when his hands came up to tangle in my hair. I rested my own hand against the side of his jaw and kissed him frantically, my other hand roaming down the front of his chest as we clung to each other.

Dimitri was the first to pull back, his breathing heavy. He glanced at me and tried not to smile. He closed his eyes and then opened them to look directly into my own.

The next time we do that we’ll be dating,” he whispered, before standing up, pecking my forehead, and leaving the apartment.

I stared after him in complete confusion. What type of guy walked out when the girl he loved was throwing themselves at him?

A decent one.

lcveisweakness  asked:

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —” (from Emma)

@lcveisweakness

“Emma, I’m trying. But your father is a bit of a tall order.” Regina cupped her fiancee’s cheeks. “If he doesn’t want to acknowledge us as a couple I can’t make him. I’m not going to put a spell on my future father in law, no matter how weird that might be to say, to make him like me. It’s not right.”

Your Majesties, Your Royal Highnesses, Excellences, ladies and gentlemen,

Dear family and friends, and last but not least, my dear wife Sofia.

Sometimes you come to a crucial choice; a choice that determines your whole future and that is about who you are, and above all about who you want to be.

Often it requires courage. Courage not to choose the easy way just because it is easy, but the courage to stay on the difficult road to the right.

Sofia, we never chose the difficult path, it chose us. Every time we tried to opt out of love brought us together again.

Every time we tried to be apart so my heart was empty. And finally, finally Sofia, we chose the right - a decision that makes me the luckiest man. Sofia, you fill my life with love and joy.

Today we prove that love conquers all.

All who come to know you know that the only thing that strikes your external beauty is your interior.

My friends, you all know that Sofia’s strength and courage not only about our love. These are larger than that.

When you started the Project Playground was so much more than a project far away in South Africa. There were hundreds of children and young people who could hope for a better future. It was the hope of a better world. A world built on empathy, commitment and love.

You stand up for strong values with passion and courage.

The most important of them all is perhaps: to dare to be oneself, to dare to stand up for himself. And above all that love knows no boundaries, regardless of religion, gender or background.

Sofia, all of us who know you know that you are a hard-working woman with a strong sense of duty and a great loyalty to your mission. I know with certainty that you will take on your new role with a great sense of responsibility and hard work.

Dad, Mom, my dear sisters and brothers in law:

I have not enough words to describe how happy I am that you have received Sofia with open arms. Your support has meant a lot for us, both in prosperity and in adversity. I know I speak for us all when I say that you have enriched our family, Sofia.

And I also thank your family, Sofia, who received me with the same open arms. I have been blessed with a family. A family with much warmth, love and care.

I would also like to thank the Swedish people for the support we have received for our love. The joy we have met have warmed our hearts.

Dear friends, I want to take with you on a little journey that began on 24 June 2014. It is one of the most important journeys of my life. I drove 67 mil back and forth in 9 hours, or 32,400 seconds.

My goal was employment office in Mora - and no, I was not looking for a new job. I was on my way to meet my future father in law to ask for Sofia’s hand. Never has a trip been so important for me that trip.

Loved Sofia, today begins a new stage in my life. In your life. In our life. I do not know what awaits us in the future, but I know that your love means that I can take on any challenge.

Your intelligence, your dedication and your courage inspires. Proud I say that you are my role model. Sofia, I am animated by the idea of getting to do good with you.

I have a lot to learn in life, and much remains to be done. It is a long journey, and the journey I look infinitely forward to do with you.

But most important, I have already learned, and it is that love conquers all.

Sofia, you are the best. I love you.

Dear Friends!

Please join me in the Most Important toast - a toast for a love that conquers all. A toast to my beloved and beautiful wife Sofia.

—  Prince Carl Philip’s speech at his wedding reception today, June 13, 2015.