my fuckin hero

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I’m going with Team Kronch for these guys, just for the sake of this dumb explanation sequence. Thanks to @taeloerohz for helping me name the meme dream team! :D

Close runner-up names you all suggested were Team Blue Skidoo (really frickin’ cute), Team Anklebiters (lol), and Team Stellar (which probably would’ve been the winner if memes didn’t get involved, haha)!

2 guys five feet close cuz they are gay

I get really annoyed when people say “Hawke saved Kirkwall, the Warden saved Ferelden, and the Inquisitor saved Thedas.” Because the Warden didn’t just save Ferelden, they saved all of Thedas too.

Hold up sorry, I wasn’t aware that the darkspawn were just gonna stop at the borders and not cross into the rest of Thedas because they don’t have a god damn passport. But honestly, the Warden did more than just save Ferelden, the Warden stopped the Fifth Blight, which is an apocalyptic event, in the timespan of, what was it, a year? And with no resources to start off with and a bounty on their heads! The Warden is my favourite DA protag, they crawled up from nothing and saved Thedas. It wasn’t JUST Ferelden.

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Oliver Queen sits quietly in the booth staring out the window. He doesn’t expect to eat and feels it’s enough just to be invited along. He’s so often overlooked by his parents and when he does earn their attention he tends to regret it. He is chronically reminded of past bad behavior he’s outgrown or sought to make amends for. Oliver has been punished — some would say unduly so when compared to his crimes. […] He just ambles along, constantly trying to do better, stumbling sometimes. At times even throwing himself on the ground to catch someone else’s fall, for which he’ll blame himself. No Oliver doesn’t make a scene about the things in life that aren’t fair to him — of which he has seen more than his fair share. He just sits in the booth nibbling on the dried scrambled eggs and burnt toast his parents give him to “feast” on. He takes slow, unsure bites because even though he’s allowed to live, err, eat, he never knows how long the goodwill will last. Soon he’ll be given another empty plate. Oliver is flawed but he is redeemable. He is already redeemed in many ways. [x]