my friends dont understand why i do it

you know what i dont understand?? 

why dont adults have sleepovers or spoon with their platonic friends or hang out until sunrise?? when are you supposed to stop putting your head in a random friends lap and telling them to play with your hair?? when do we stop going to the grocery store together and spending the night at each others places and crowding as many of our friends onto our beds as possible so we can snuggle and gossip?

i dont want a house in the suburbs i want an place in the city with a bunch of my pals and dogs where we hang out in the kitchen and dogpile on the couch if one of us is sad

Little Dyspraxic Things

- Walking into walls

- Stuttering

- THING IS TOUCHING ME ABORTABORTABORTABORT

- Left???? Right?????

- Short term memory
    - Ex: “Where did we park the car 30 seconds ago?”
    - “I don’t remember.”
    - “Where did we park the car 10 years ago?”
    - “If by ten years ago you mean June sixth 2007, 10:48am then we parked it in Raleigh, North Carolina at Addison’s parking garage. Floor five row eight spot 2E. Right next to Macy’s Hospital and a five minute walk to H&M. We were going to see Bee Movie at the cinema with my aunt, mother, and brother. We ate milk duds and popcorn and went out for Five Guys afterwards.”

- fidgetfidgetfidgefidgetfidgetfidgetfidgetfidgetfidgetfidgetfidgetfidgetfidget

- Walking in a straight line???? How????? 

- haND CRAMPS OH MY GOD

- “Oh honey I think you mean dyslexia!”

- rub face all time

- nO THINGS ARENT ALLOWED TO HAVE THAT TEXTURE GET IT AWAY FROM ME DIE I WANT TO DIE 

- metallic taste??? yes thank???

- scratchscratchscratchscratchscratchscratch

- RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNtripRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNtripRUN

- Standing still??? That’s a thing??? I always sway??? 

- Eye contact aka satan

- “Can you hand me that?”
- “No.”
- “Please?!”
- “No you cracked walnut I cannot physically do that.”

- R E P E A T R E P E A T R E P E A T R E P E A T R E P E A T R E P E A T 

- Weirdest fidget toys ever

- Straps ar e  n    o

- studying other people. like sherlock holmes level

- Typing g g ggg g

- u know those songs where someone sing something and you sing the same thing a beat later? yah i dont cant do that

- Oversharing

- WORDS DONT WORK I EXPRESS MYSELF IN VARIOUS NOISES IM SORRY BUT IF I EVER MEET UP WITH ANOTHER DYSPRAXIC YOU WONT FOLLOW THE CONVERSATION

- Tendency to switch conversation back to themselves as a form of bonding

- I CANT SAY THE WORD I KNOW THE WORD BUT I CANT SAY IT IM TYRING I CANT IM SORRY

- Cannot physically do the simplest things like why not??? I can even lift a finger (it took me years to learn how to life a finger individually dont ask)

- this list was created for a friend who asked me to describe my dyspraxia. I don’t know if everyone who has it feels the same away but if you’re a mutual and looking to understand me more then this is the ticket. -

[This isn’t my video, I found it via https://twitter.com/caringsuga/status/853797239768182784]

ALRIGHT LISTEN. DO NOT MAKE ME GO INTO A FULL ON RANT BECAUSE I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SHRED A BITCH.

I am so disappointed. T H I S. I S. N O T. O K A Y.

I LITERALLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE THINKS IT’S APPROPRIATE TO CHASE POOR TAE AND HIS FRIEND THROUGH AN AIRPORT SCREAMING AT HIM LIKE TF???????? .

HE’S LITERALLY A PRECIOUS HUMAN AND HE-ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER CELEBRITY-DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED THIS WAY…SO PLEASE GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BACK TF UP BEFORE I DELETE A HOE FROM THE FANDOM.

ALSO I HEARD THIS HAPPENED TO SEVENTEEN AND I AM L I V I D.

Crushes

I just realized….

My first “Crush” was me being pressured into thinking I had a crush

My second “Crush” what purely an aesthetic attraction

My 3rd: Literally just me trying to figure out “why the hell dont i have a crush, let me try flirting and see if that helps” (it didnt)

My 4th: I wanted to get to know him. Thats it. I classified the feeling as a crush. It was probably just a strong Squish. 

And I dont understand dating at all. Like what (other than sexual activies) Can you do with a S.O, That you cant do with a friend.

Like… I can go to dinner with friends, and buy my friends chocolate. I can take them to the movies, and we can go to the park. I DONT GET IT??? What am I missing here? Idk.

I keep being told “i’ll understand when I am older” but I kinda hope I dont. Dating seems like a lot of work anyway

aquitecontentbum  asked:

Top 5 larry moments

daena..,,,,,,,,,

5: YALL DIDN’T REALLY HAVE TO DO THIS LIKE I DON’T UNDERSTAND HARRY AND ZAYN DIDN’T CLASP THEIR HANDS WHEN THEY SHARED A MIC BUT HARRY AND LOUIS DO???? SUSPICIOUS 

(i was lookin at this one more tim e before i moved on and i legit whimpered and teared up bye)

4: WHAT !!!!!! THE FIRKC !!!!!!!!!! LIKE WHY DID HE DO THAT?????? WAS HE TRYING TO GENTLY MOVE HARRY IN PLACE?? DID HE JUST WANT TO TOUCH HIS LIL JANDLES???? DID HE WANT TO REMIND HIM THAT HE’D BE RIGHT THERE BESIDE HIM NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ???? 

GODDDDDDD SKFJWRHGKJHRGKJHQ

3: DO YALL SEE THI SPLEASE KJGKJEGKJ HARRY SFACE BINTH WHAT THE HECK!!!!!! I WATCH THIS ALL DAY AN DI CRY BC LOOK OH YM GOD HIS FACE JUST SOFTENS RIGHT UP OH MY DAM JOFRWOGJK AND LIKE LOUIS RAISING HIS EYEBROWS AND TEASING HIM OH MY GOD I’VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP

2: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! ODNT SPEAK TO ME DONT TALK TO ME IM LITERALLY ODFGK STOP LOOK HOW FUDGEINGF=ERJGHRQJ GENTLE BINVH GJHFGJH OH MY OF HARRYS ALL SLEEP Y AND HES LIKE OHOHOH LEMME JUST LEAN MY HEAD ON MY BOYFRIENDS SHOULDER AND YAWN AND LOUIS DOESNT EVEN BAT AN EYELASH  BC HES USED TO IT BICNH HES USED TO HARRY FALLING ASLEEP ON HIM BC AHHAAHA HARRY FALLS ASLEEP IN HIS ARMS EVERY NIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)))))))

1: THIS IS A FJJGHFFUDGEING COUPLE MOVE OKAY YOU DONT DO THIS WITH YOUR FRIEND UNLESS THERES UNDERLYING FEELINGS THERE I DONT MAKE THE RULES I JUST ENFORCE THEM OHHY MY OF WHAT IS THIS WHY DID THEY DO THIS I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND ALSO I HAD THIS TITLES IN MY LAPTOP AS “SKDJHGKFJHGKJA” AND I THINK THAT EXPLAINS A LOT 

BONUS BIVNFHGFKJ:

(HES SO O IN LOVE OHY MY GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

DELET EIT

LOOK AT HIS HUSBAND FACE IM SOBBIGN HOMY GOD THEYR EIN LVOE

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAJSJHFDSGFKJDHFKJGH  M FINE

KINGS OF WALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHA T IS THIS LOOK HOW HARRY JUST LIGHTS UP IM NOT OAKY I CANT DO THIS WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS

THANKS LOUSI S 

DO YOU SEE THIS DAENA DO YOU SEE HARRY LOOKING AT HIS LIPS AND VICE VERSA ????????????????????????????????????????????????

NO

IN CONCLUSION: THEY’RE IN LOVE BICNH AND IM SAD

Things that I said in my life because I can, Overwatch edition

Friend: *poking me with a thing because he is too bored*
Me: Put that thing away before I ryu ga waga teki wo kurau your face…
Friend: *continue it*
Me:*grabbing my pen and say* Ryujin no ken wo kurae!!!*stabs friends arm with the pen*

Sister: Ugh I need something sweet, I just need something sweet
Me: *just heard it and kick her door* DONT WORRY SIS THE CAVALRY IS HERE *and drop chocolate in her bed*

Mom: It’s breakfast time! *screaming my and my sisters name* COME TO THE KITCHEN ITS 12:00, YOU HAVE TO EAT.
Me:…*looking out of my door* I ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sister: *panic* MOM WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Me: ITS HIIIGHHHHHH NOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN

Me: I don’t know which character I choose.
Friend: Oh then I choose HanDso.
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *choosing Mccree*
Friend: Why did you do that…
Me: Because I can HAnd me the SOap
Friend: No way I swing the McHanzo way nah-ah *chose Winston*
Me: *friends name* You fucking furry…

Me:Why everyone hates Mei? I dont understand… 
*later that day*
Me: UGH NO FUCKING MEI DONT COCKBLOCK ME WITH YOUR ICE WALL WHAT THE FUCK!I hate you!! Wait wha—-

Me: *choses Reaper and says in every new match* Dad walks among you! *and only I understand because most players says:YOU ARE NOT MY DAD!*

Me: *screaming in my room, and my sister knows I am a McHanzo fan* BWAHAHA I KILLED MY BOYFRIEND!
Sister: *sighs* You playing Hanzo again? Poor McCree…

Me: *after killing someone with widow* Au revoir scrub!

lovinglaurens  asked:

akshsisv pls share ur autistic alexander hamilton headcanons with me??? I want to write him in my next fic!!!!!!

aahhh

- volume control? whos that? never heard of her
- stim toy goblin with 9 drawers full of Stim Stuff
- [flops near a person] lie down on top of me for 6 hours please
- gets stuck in an activity…spends 8 hours popping bubble wrap if u let him…
- whats “stopping doing x to eat”? never heard of her
- time is fake so its ok to stay up until 7am and then sleep til 4pm
- yknow whats a good time? peace and quiet
- echolalia….Internal and Vocal…
- a Tone? On MY Internet? It’s More Likely Than You’d Think
- alternatively, That Sure Is a Tone, But Which One? Idk But I’m Anxious and Ready To Fight Now
- You Said We Were Going To Fight and I am Here But You’re Not And I’d Like to Know Why You Would Just Tell Lies on The Internet?
- [repeats lines from whatever hes writing out loud for 4 straight hours] [someone else reads the thing he’s writing like 8 hours later] “ohhh……that’s why…”
- gives good n firm hugs
- looks like 3 inches to the left of anyone he talks to
- headphones (is anything playing? we don’t know but they sure are on)
- [cuts off the arms of strangers if Touch occurs]
- Gullible? Me? ……..Yes, Definitely, But I Feel Called Out and Defensive Now
- same song on repeat for 5 weeks. “can we listen to something else” “no” “but” “no”
- AUTISTIC SAMEFOODING….like 2 things he will always default to if hes gotta Eat and he cba to think abt what to make
- dont touch his food he’ll Cry
- If I Pause Writing To Eat I Will Never Finish Writing So I Can’t Take A Break, Sorry
- sarcasm is fine from 4 and half specific people. the rest of them? Hmm
- abrupt nonverbal shutdowns that seemingly come out of nowhere
- routines but like. in a way that are not very obvious to other people? like his sleep schedule is a MESS but if u take 1 piece of broccoli off his plate before he has the chance to eat? he Will cry. He Was Going To Eat It Now Everything Is Messed Up. Forever.
- trouble making friends bc 1. whats the point of other people and 2. difficult they dont Understand
- [creeps around the house on his toes and doing the Autistic Raptor Hands]
- “hmm whats this” [puts it in mouth]
- a Gender? In MY House? I Dont Think So!
- [repeats the same thing 9 times in a row] WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING/PAYING ATTENTION
- [teddy bear/inanimate object gets Hurt] oh no….o hhn n oo,,, ,.. oh nn n o o,,,.
- bad sensory feeling: [occurs] him: [Angry Flailing]
- if he likes u he will message u nonstop. it’s 4am? too bad. heres a picture of 2 birds in a swing. look at him go, liking all ur facebook statuses and tweets.
- i could go on. forever.

anonymous asked:

i hope this dont sound like im doubting things coz english isnt my first language n i dont know how to phrase things corrctly but- why do u think james would do it if he isnt under louis' team?is it like the way his family does it to lighten the burden of the stunt on him or something?im just trying to understand things

James is a really close friend of Louis and if a simple follow on Twitter will help sell something and possibly minimize what Louis has to do, of course he would do that (just as Louis’ family and other friends would and have). James also messed up and said that Louis and Harry used to come over when he was on The Talk last week (he tried to save himself, but it was kinda too late), so maybe this follow is also a teeny bit of damage control for that slip up.

Five things tag

Ummm why do you want to know about me besides from my kinky sides lol ok I was tagged by @serensama

5 Things You’ll Find in my Bag

  • Wallet
  • Face mask
  • Quote book
  • Phone
  • Headphone

5 Things You’ll Find in my Bedroom

  • Books
  • Clothes for sure
  • Some earing and necktie
  • A tree of life I made myself
  • My friend’s lap because I leave my lap at office

5 Things I’ve Always Wanted to Do

  • Travel to Bhutan,Tibet and New zealand, added Australia to visit @serensama bwahaha
  • Have a mix blooded Asian - Western child (because mix blood are all so pretty)
  • Make a plot so damn good Hollywood has to know my name
  • Become fluent in French (good lord c’est difficile)
  • Have a Siamese cat and a Doberman dog

5 Things that Make Me Happy

  • My fans (surely)
  • Drawing comic (ideas flooding all the time)
  • Raise music volume to highest level because I love music
  • Dog and cat (if I saw a cat or dog on the street I wont even care if Im with a hot dude like Jumin I will turn back to call them trust me)
  • Pepsi, pepsi and pepsi

5 Things I’m Currently Into

  • MM
  • Satoshi Kon work
  • Drawing (i think I should take a break but if I dont draw for a while I’ll miss it so much)
  • JUMIN JUMIN JUMIN JUMIN 
  • Psychological/ horror/ buddism/ phylosophy/ biography/ history books

5 Things on my To-Do List

  • More No hope no fear, more smut woa why can I have more than two hands
  • Make up a proposal for upcoming business project
  • Need to finish reading some books I kept bringing them home
  • Need to find a quality content to read it sucks
  • I swear I will raise a cat or dog….. someday

5 Things People May Not Know About Me

  • I used to hate being a sale person a lot, but now I saw it gave me so many advantage like being savaged all the time and a realistic touch to my comic, so now we’re cool.
  • I hate my brother to the point of wanting to kill him. If he die I dont give a fuck. I even swear that I will hate his child and his wife no matter what.
  • I just throw in the comic whatever my mind telling me to do, I don’t plan anything out.
  • I have a friend who keep everything in secret like V, her intention was good but it backfired, now we’re no longer friend. That’s why I understand why Jumin feels betrayed, because I feel that too.
  • I don’t give people second chance and never tolerant betrayal. 

WOa it got long, I just tag anyone who wishes to do it :D

Je suis here and with more fam quotes

‘‘ALL YOUR FAVS ARE CHUBBY SRRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES’’

‘‘Its official I have a crush on ALL THE GIRLS’’

-a?
-My mom
-Tossed water at me
+why
+was it holy water
+?
+If yes then I understand why

‘‘musicals have ruined my life and im ok with it’’

‘‘I’m logged into my friends insta and sent ‘penis penis penis’ to someone’’

-This is my khonjin house
+I try to understand
+I really do

‘‘I dont believe in Jesus but I believe in myself
Therefore, I believe in gay’’

-KAWASHITA YAKUSOKU WASURENAI YO
+I don’t speak weaboo
-Its the madoka magica opening

‘‘remember kids: arson isn’t the answer, it’s the question. the answer is yes.’’

-WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE OVER THIS
+FUCK U
-FUCK YOU TOO
*I’m gonna go now

-FUCK
-I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED A THING???
+Me every time I open the internet

‘‘What if my Pokémon licked the other Pokémon’’

-Need me some nice followers
+Wow r00d
+So I guess I’m not nice Stormy
+I see
-WHAT
-NO
-RYNA ILY
-U IS GOOD
+WHOS RYNA
+YOU CHEATING ON ME
-Oh shit

-I’m honestly laughing so hard rn
-I kicked my night… Thing
-Night table???
-Is that what u call it???
+The table of night

‘‘Once my friend said we needed to kill the vocaloid Len’’

-Toad
-toADY
+TODDADDY
-TOADDADDY
*DADDY
^GODDAMNIT GUYS
*I’ll be Daddy

-I stole a noodle
+relatable
^Just one?

-Screm
+Why screm
-Bc screm

‘‘I’m gonna try to be a vaginatarian’’

‘‘At least no one questioned why one of the lasts messages I sent to her was ‘‘A grape and a toe’’’’

‘‘you know its bad when you start having dreams about your fav band’’

‘‘do they surge with plastic’’

-Time To Put Pictures Of Bleeding Gums™
+oh great

-I keep finding images of people laughing at salad
+Me on the internet
*Vegans

-Why do you have a fidget spinner ask blog
+god has abandoned us

‘‘iztaccíhuatl, get your brother vesuvius and kilimanjaro,we’re goingto see aunt st helens and uncle fuji.’’

‘‘‘‘eat stack zoo watoo’’

i looked up the pronunciation sorry’’

-i just chucked my phone on the floor so i could write that
+What
-what
*What’s a chucked
+What
+Ryan threw their phone
+It’s a figure of speech
*Ooooh thank
-‘‘whats a chucked’’
*Why would you ever throw ur phone
-IM LAUGHING

-Novi my mom says you’re living in sin because you’ve never tried pineapple upside down cake
+lmFAO
*I LOVE????????? PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE???????????
-SAME????????????
+I mean I’m living in sin but that’s not the main reason
*yea it is
*get some pineapple upside down cake in your system
*it will heal you
-They don’t make that in Spain
+Get some paella in your system
*IM MAILING YOU A PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE
-So I’m going to Spain the minute I have enough money to go there
+Y e s
-And I’m gonna fuck up his kitchen
+lmAO
*I guess you could call it
*hells kitchen
+OH MY GOD
*no okay bye
-OMFG
+I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

‘‘im a gay platypus
what are you gonna do about it’’

‘‘i never thought i would get to the day where i called baba a loaf of bread’’

-YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED TO THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF FURRY HELL
+Well I was gonna go there anyway in holidays so lmao
*NOT THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF FURRY HELL
-i am surrounded by furries

-#teenager rebellion
+Ryan no
*Ryan pls
+Dont
*You’re like 5
-IM 11 SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

-ILU2
-HOW R U DOING
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Relatable

‘‘I just ate a hamburger of the size of my hand and now I’m eating melon to feel healthy lmao’’

-I feed him memes and gay shit every night
+I live off of that honestly
-same

‘‘hes a horny shakespearean cunt waffle’’

-And fb send me a gay page as a recommendation
-Am I really that obvious
+Again, yes
-Again, good

-why would you kill a frog ;o;
+it was an accident
-hoW DO YOU r IP A FROg in half on accident

‘‘Ok I know this is a serious issue and a delicate moment but I was reading a demon and angel AU and they just said ‘‘holy cum’’ and I amost choked on my tea’’

‘‘Once I ate like 6 squares of toilet paper
And once I ate a tissue’’

-We’re all healthy, happy, pure children of God
+Eve dont lie
+You egg
*Who’s God

-what is life
-what is dicc
-what is succ
-what is licc
+ -by Novi, may he rest in peace

‘‘Trafficunt’’

‘‘Depressioli corner I go’’

‘‘Every month should be pride month
I’m gay every month’’

‘‘they suck more dick than i do in my exs wet dream’’

‘‘Who the fuck is Antonio De Pigafetta and why does it sound like Pigeon’’

-some lady just went up to me and said ‘ooo, sexy’ and walked away
+it was me
-are you 35 and clearly recently divorced?
+yes
+i am recently divorced
+and put a comma in there and all will be true, as i am 3’5

-I want gorditas
+Why lmao
-Because they’re good? And taste delicious
+oH MY GOD BABA
+ W H Y
-What?
-OH MY GOD
-NO NOT PEOPLE
-IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHUBBY PEOPLE
+I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN
-IT’S A FOOD
-ADOFGHAFIVUH
-Oh god this is going in the Fam quotes isn’t it

‘‘FUCCIN COLUMBUS WHERE R U U PIECE OF GENOVESE ASS’’

‘‘COMMUNISM MEANS FAMILY’’

-NEL YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT THAT BUYS A VEGETABLE
+I WILL READ MY CHILDREN
+THE COMMUNIST MANIFIESTO
-YEA WELL IM GONNA READ MY CHILDREN
-MEIN KAMPF
+WHILE GENTLY SHOVING
+CUCOMMUNISTCUMBERS INTO YOUR THROATH

‘‘What kinda fucking name for a state is Iowa’’

‘‘I’m gonna vore gum’’

‘‘IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING CHANT WHAT THE FUCK’’

‘‘Pennsylvania=Transylvania=Y’all are chanting to get Dracula’’

‘‘Theory: all the state songs played at once summon Satan’’

‘‘@england we’re a mess please take us back
@england please i beg you’’

‘‘BOUGHWASIIIIIE’‘

‘‘instead of fidget spinners we have communist’‘

‘‘I love all of these Spanish/Portuguese XV century sailors and explorers as much as I’d love to fuck myself with a cactus’‘

-C’MON WE CAN DO THIS FOR PAPI MARX
+F O R P A P I M A R X
+DO IT FOR HIM

‘‘My head hurts
Why are we holding a communist revolt’’

‘‘MY GRANDMA CAME IN WITH ME YELLING ABOUT COMMUNISM’’

‘‘i was honestly trying to write porn i ended up in communism’’

‘‘BUJYAASIEEE’’

-what is happening
+COMMUNISM
*WE ARE COMMUNISM
^COMMUNISM IS HAPPENING 
~communism

‘‘would you like to talk about ur lord and savior karl marx?’’

-PAPA PUTIN IS HERE TO BRING COMMUNISM BACK TO THIS FAMILY
-FUCK ME DADDY MARX
+#make communism a household word 2k17
*we are now a family of communists

‘‘THE COMMUNISM MARCH ROCK VERSION’’

-IM HAVING A STROKE
+NO
+NO STROKES ALLOWED

-I’m scared to go in lmao
+It’s just the state song thing
*its the fifty nifty states song
*but like shitty quality
-THAT’S WHY IM SCARED
*yes be scared its america

-IM GONNA CONQUER SPAIN
+OH YEA?
-YEA
+HOW
-AMERICA
-AND SUBMARINE TANKS
+YEA AS IF U HAD ACCESS TO THAT
-YEA I DO
-I WAS IN THE NAVY SEALS FOR 7 YEARS IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
+I didn’t know u were this level of meme’d
-I AM

‘‘I’m not pure
I’m just kink free’’

‘‘just think of a grandma every time i see lingerie
what
i didnt
say
anything,,,’’

-I look dead 99.999999% of the time
+i am dead 99.9999999% of the time
+so

‘‘I have a five meter forehead what the fucking shit am I now Victor Nikiforov (I wish. That man is hot)’’

‘‘Yes there are all things I head canon and keep close to my cold pitch black heart’‘

-WHAT TIME IS IT
+Show time
*Jfc Mythie

‘‘I just like,,,, cleaned
What is my life
Who am I
THIS IS NOT THE RYAN WAY™’’

-But its not an ultra detalied game so thats kinda understandable that it isnt specific
-Theres really only 4 main forms of government: fascism, communism, democratic and unaligned
+Can’t there be a carrovernment
-What is that lmao
+A government where the cat is the president
-That explains why google didnt give me a solid answer
+Did you search it in google
-MAYBE
+LMFAO

-I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BRO
+I AM YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND

-I’m going to kill myself
+What did you do Novi
-I did English
+Oh no
*Lmao
+Not English

-I nEed fOOD
+Eat your depression
-I mean I have a lot of that
+Thats what Im saying
+Eat the depression

-vore the sqoop
+It’s one in the morning

‘‘The leg was a lie’’

‘‘Anyway time to lay on a special mat in special clothes and be dead to the world and my surroundings while I lay hallucinating vividly aka sleep’’

‘‘I’m paying her with food too :vc’’

‘‘Make sure to get some nice communism in there’’

‘‘Did I not undestand cause that’s complicated, cause my English is bad or cause I’m a fucking idiot: An autobiography’’

‘‘this makes me feel lowkey bad no i dont wanna kill my precious baby i just want to close it rn’’

‘‘Let’s all suffer alone together’’

BONUS:

‘‘‘‘dont fuck during sex’’ - my friend 2k17′’


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Doctor…
can you diagnose my child?
she’s constantly repeating full lines of arguments she’s heard in the living room
or she’s heard on the TV–
on the TV–
on the TV–

she says, “I just wish I was pretty like the girls on the TV”

WELL THEN SHE MUST HAVE OCD!

oh, but the other doctor said-

OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. WE HAVE ANOTHER CALL. HAVE A NICE DAY.

Doctor…
can you diagnose me?
I cant stop moving, I cant keep focus
my attention span is as short as lebron james hairline–
did you know lebron has 2 championships and kobe has 4?
that’s so amazing to me I always wanted to go to the nba

HOLD YOUR HORSES BUDDY
sounds like you have ADHD

WE’LL TAKE THE LAST CALL OF THE NIGHT!

Doctor…
can you diagnose me?
these past few days have been hard for me…
Ever since American Horror Story ended I just haven’t been myself…
Usually every morning I get a venti frappuccino but nowadays my stomach can only handle a tall!

WELL YOU MUST HAVE PTSD

BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE WHITE!

BECAUSE DONT FORGET!

if a black man shoots up a school

HE’S JUST ANOTHER HOOD BOY

if a middle eastern man shoots up a school

HE’S A TERRORIST

but if a WHITE man shoots up a school

then HE has a mental disorder!


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but don’t tell your family–
they’ll tell you to hide it

but don’t tell your teachers–
they’ll send you to a separate room to take your tests

but don’t tell your friends–
because they’ll never understand

BECAUSE YOU CAN BUY A CROP TOP THAT GLORIFIES YOUR DEPRESSION
BUT YOU CANT RETURN IT TO THE STORE ONCE YOU’VE HAD YOUR FILL

mental breakdowns in the bathroom aren’t as pretty as the text posts make them seem
you will not sit there thinking of all the notes this will get on your tumblr once you edit out your screams
You’ll think:

why can’t I do anything right
why can’t I feel my knees
this is not tragically beautiful
it just smells like pee

AND WE’RE BACK!!!

so DONT forget!

IF YOU’RE FEELING MENTALLY ILL
THEN WE’VE GOT THE PILL
for YOU!

just call us!

welcome to therapy
may I take your disorder?

— 

Order Your Disorder, a poem by Zariya A. Kyland T. and Belissa E.

here’s a video of our performance!!!!

What the 00 line and younger group chat is like
  • Well a hot mess to start with
  • typo central 
  • so many typos 
  • also the how many ways can we misspell Johnny was a list created by this chat
  • i think we’re at like 23 now
  • the girls of the chat are just as much of a mess 
  1. First we have Addy aka VroomVroom Talk Show. Addy is great not much bad to say about her
  2. Vic- V quiet but listens to me rant which is much appreciated 
  3. Vanessa- Not as quiet but also listens to me rant, still much appreciated
  4. Serena aka Senera Bread- Boy is she fun and interesting and yells a lot
  5. Nina aka Renjina- just loves Renjun a lot also v quiet
  6. Ray- Screams a lot and stops by periodically
  7. Mia- Literally never there but we still love her
  8. Lynn- Ah my lovely Lynn. Lynn is mom number 3 of the chat. Im basically the “leader” of the chat and if i had to give up my “leader” roll i’d give it too Lynn. She also loves Taeil a lot
  9. Kayla aka Kyuta- Loves Nakamoto Yuta a little too much. “Her Japanese Prince” She has a problem
  10. Joy- stops by periodically when she is there, screaming
  11. Sabrina- or maknae, our filthy sinning maknae. I scream that she needs a bible way too much. Loves Lee Donghyuck. Points out everyone’s typos
  12. Grey- our resident drinking stoner German. Who is also really gay. 
  13. Mira aka Eric Nam- Not there often but is an OG of the chat, we still love her a lot 
  14. Cony- resident mom, advice giver, and Spanish homework help. “It was just once” loves Renjun and Mark. Also our oldest member 
  15. Cattie- not there as much as she use to be. Our OG Chilean member (cony is also Chilean), we still love Cattie even tho shes like never here anymore
  16. Andrea aka Andy- Loves Chenle. A lot. Screams a lot. Yells at me cause idk how to deal with feelings
  17. Ana- Lives in China so is sleeping when we’re most active. Active during night for most of us. We love her a lot
  18. Amanda- Constantly points out my fuck ups on this blog. (I KNOW ITS LEE NOT KIM THANK YOU V MUCH) screams when there
  19. Lara- Sabrina added her later to the chat after one girl left and she has fit in well
  • I highkey ship everyone in that chat with a bible
  • especially saby [sabrina] 
  • saby needs jesus 
  • and holy water 
  • a lot of screaming
  • #emmalifehacks
  • ^i made that
  • #justemmathings
  • example: carrying a fake axe in your backpack
  • a lot of complaining about school
  • like a lot
  • @crisscrosswriting was created because of this chat
  • but im not on it #bitter 
  • i understand why they didnt ask tho
  • have you seen how far im scheduled out? 
  • Miss understanding from Americans vs everyone else
  • especially when it comes to height things 
  • and anything else that has to deal with the metric system

More recently

  • I struggle with my love life
  • Grey is an anime character
  • lets play the: How much do my dongsaengs/same age friends hate me game
  • Lynn still loves Taeil
  • Kayla still loves Yuta

The girls blogs: 

@musicstar-chenle

@flawlessjeno

@deathbymarklee

@mihyung

@taeyongsvoiceinlimitless

@icyi-sky

@tenismypuppy

@diddlydarndamndonghyuck

@emibau

@yummycarat

@changkyeun

@baekyeolsexual

@lv-tbh

@prince-renjunnie

I dont have all of the girls URLs but this is what I do have. So ik this is random as hell, but welcome to the 00 and younger group chat

anonymous asked:

A and B are best friends, with a very snarky and flirty relationship. Basically, A is an artist, and when she's depressed, she creates art using taxidermy. A drags a somewhat grossed out B along on her search for her next taxidermy project. Thank you love XO

1. B: “You know, when you asked me to hang out with you, this isnt exactly what I had in mind…” 

A: “What? Why, this is fun.” 


2. B: “ I dont understand why you like this kind of thing, I think it’s kind of creepy..” 

A: “Dont complain, You said you liked my art.” 

B: “I do, but I dont know if I can count this as art…” 


3. A: “Thanks for coming with me.. This always makes me feel better.. but having you with me makes me feel a lot happier..” 

B: “Anything for you, even if it’s hunting for gross, dead things. It’s okay if its for you.” 


4. “You’re just jealous cause I am spending more time looking after my taxidermy project then I am with you.” 

“Yes, cause I am totally jealous of your stuffed dead things.” 


5. “If this is your idea of fun, then you are never allowed to plan out our dates.” 

“Aw what? That’s no fair. You said anything was fun as long as we were together.” 


I hope this works, and if you need anything else, don’t be afraid to ask. 

i have pretty much concluded i don’t ship akeshu, not because i love shukita so much but because it’s not my cup of tea, still have a TINY portion of the game left but…

akeshu fans don’t deserve hate… :I I’ve seen people calling them “fujoshi trash”. Like I understand the dynamic behind Akeshu i see it reflected in some of my other ships, it’s just Akechi’s personality I guess? Anyways, a lot of my friends like that ship and I’ve seen the hate for it

like why are you SO MAD that people like something you don’t??? why do you have to call them “fujo trash” and claim they “fetish ship” just because YOU dont like the ship??? rude!!!

YOU GUYS SHIP AKESHU WITHOUT REMORSE IM ROOTING 4 YOU!!!! 

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pr3ttypal  asked:

i'm non binary and i wanna change my name but i dont know how to have this conversation and make sure everyone understands how important it is to me. i mean i know i just need to explain but im not someone who likes to talk, i just wish i could go "this is my name now" and everything would be perfect but i know thats not how it's gonna go, so idk what to do (btw you're the reason why i started using they/them pronouns w/ my friends so thank you for that)

If you’ve already had the conversation about pronouns with your friends then I feel like the door is already open for this conversation. I’d recommend that you examine how you introduced the new pronouns to your friends, and you apply that here. Why do you want to be addressed using they/them pronouns? Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’d imagine it’s because they/them pronouns are more comfortable, and they feel like a better fit for you– whatever pronouns people used for you previously didn’t fit your identity. Same deal! You feel like the name that they use for you doesn’t feel right, so you’re introducing a new name that you’re more comfortable with, and that you feel is a better fit for you.

I really, really understand the hesitation with correcting people– I don’t correct my friends half the time out of some sense of fear, I guess. It can be uncomfortable. But the thing you and I both need to understand is that if someone really wants to be our friend, then this is part of the deal.

Hope this helps.

anonymous asked:

But... What can I do for now ? It's just like "You have to wear makeup, and dresses or skirts" But I can't, I just can't society want the girls to be perfect dolls, but I don even like dolls ! (Well i do love the creepy one) And I don't like princess too ! Why can't girls and women been natural ? Why have we to be dolls ? I... I just cannot understand... Because it's hard and no one unserstand... Even my best friend think It's because I like yaoi.

The thing is, you have to make an active choice to not do what “society” is telling you to be. You can go natural. You don’t have to wear make up. And when ppl give you shit about it you just say, “I dont like wearing that stuff” and when they call you names or whatever, you reply, “if you say so.” and you go on with your life.

no matter who you are, where youre from, what you like, who you want to be, people will always always tell you you have to be a certain way. you just have to decide not to be.

anonymous asked:

being a depressed person its hard for me to keep friends :( i tend to isolate myself and push them away then sometimes even if i dont want to, i hurt them ... do you have any advice on keeping friends?

explain it and be vocal to them about it. i isolated myself for years and pushed my friends away and they didn’t understand why until i explained what was going on. sometimes i need space and they know that and respect it, and those are the type of friends i want in my life, friends who make an effort to understand.

do not, however, use your depression to justify hurting them. if you unintentionally do this, own up to it and apologize please. it might be a reason, but it’s never an excuse.

anonymous asked:

Is Steph short for Stephanie?

It is! And honestly, I’m surprised none of my friends call me by my full name when they try to tell me to go to bed or tell me off for something. 

Y’all are welcome to do that