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Wanna know what they’re saying? Then can I interest you in a cute and super hilarious confession fic between Pearl and Marina? 

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11948556

It’s written by my good friend, and main author to my upcoming webcomic. I provided Marina’s dialogue, while she did Pearl’s, but again she did the writing, and I did the art! 

Casually walks to my group of friends with my girlfriend, who they haven’t met, beside me.

Friends: We tried calling you but you weren’t picking up. Where were you yesterday?

Me: I was too busy doing homework

Friends: *nods* okay… *turns to my girlfriend* Hi, I don’t think we’ve met. What’s your name?

Girlfriend: *holds a hand out to shake* I’m homework

king-of-the-gay  asked:

I saw you do a fic rec and I wanted to know if you know of any good 8th year drarry fics or any drarry fics where Harry and Draco come back to hogwarts as professors

Anonymous said: Hiya! Do you know of any fics with Drarry teaching at hogwarts? Thank you!!

Anonymous said: So first of all, your recs are amazing and perfect omg 😍 and secondly, can you rec me your favorite fics where Harry is a DADA teacher (either with or without Draco being a potions professor).

HELLO, YES!!! Professor!Drarry is one of my favorite things ever!!! This list will cover all types of professing—all classes and some in which only one of them is a Professor :)

(Also for @king-of-the-gay, here are my 8th year drarry recs! I hope you enjoy both lists!)

Professor Drarry Recs

Professor Potter and his Magical Menagerie by dracogotgame (7.5K)- Harry Potter descends on Hogwarts with a horde of magical beasts. Professor Malfoy is not amused.
THIS FIC IS A HILARIOUS ADORABLE MASTERPIECE. It’s one of my favorites and Draco is so oblivious and he thinks he’s feared and hated but really he and Harry are the students’ favorite Professors and it’s just SO CUTE. (Potions Prof. Draco and Care of Magical Creatures Prof. Harry!)

All Life is Yours to Miss by Saras_Girl (115K)- Professor Malfoy’s world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.
I will never stop loving this fic. Contains petty pranks, one of those pranks going horribly wrong, Draco feeling guilty, a giant beetle named Stanley who is my favorite OC ever, Draco learning to be a fucking amazing Professor who cares, and hours of (Transfiguration) Professor Malfoy sitting by Flying Instructor Potter’s bedside. UTTERLY LOVELY.

The Re-education of Draco Malfoy by Veritas03 (31K)- In the aftermath of the war, it has been noted that many of the young witches and wizards who attended school during the second rise of Voldemort have received sub-standard educations. As a result, Hogwarts opens an adult education program in the summer to bring these students up to par in the workforce. Draco Malfoy, desperate to pass the NEWT for DADA, is among them. But his hopes are dashed when, on the first day of class, Draco discovers – to his horror – the new DADA professor has never even taught before – and is a student himself, still trying to pass Potions. And anyway – just how is Draco supposed to stay focused in class when Professor Potter is so totally hot?
I feel like the summary says it all for this fic. Being forced to go back to Hogwarts and Harry is Draco’s DADA Professor?! YES 100000000 TIMES

Newts by Astolat (14K)- “I’m twenty-eight!” Harry said. “I’ve been an Auror for ten years! You want me to go back to Hogwarts now?“
Pretty much the reverse of the above fic! Harry, on the cusp of becoming Head Auror, is forced to go back and get his NEWTS because of some ancient law. Potions Professor Draco does not make it easy for him ;). TRULY AMAZING!!

Homecoming by November Snowflake (27K)- Harry thinks spending two weeks as a guest lecturer at Hogwarts will offer the perfect chance to get away from his troubles. Then he meets his assigned faculty guide: Potions Master Draco Malfoy.
The kids are great in this fic and the development of Harry and Draco’s relationship is (of course!!) fabulous as well. I especially love it because both of them interact a lot with each other’s children AS THEIR PROFESSORS <333

Healing Touch by Digitallance & Arineat (19.5K)- After an accident forces Harry away from professional Quidditch and back to Hogwarts, he discovers the healing abilities of a certain former Slytherin.
Found this fic while searching for massage!drarry (hehehe) and was NOT DISAPPOINTED. Harry is the new flying instructor and Draco is the potions professor who is quite willing to help Professor Potter with his injury ;)

In Pieces by dysonrules (85K)- Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost.
THIS FIC THO! It is amazing and touching and it just took me apart and then put me back together again. It has all the angst you would expect to find considering Draco is a ghost but also I SWEAR THERE IS A HAPPY ENDING AND IT MAKES SENSE AND IS NOT PREDICTABLE OR CLICHE AND IDK HOW SHE EVER THOUGHT OF IT <3

More Than That by joosetta (11K)- This is a story about two 52 year old men who refuse to age gracefully.
Okay I love reading about middle-aged drarry, and they are at their best here. Harry is the new DADA Professor, Draco is horrified, and then their relationship develops slowly and it’s sweet and funny and everything heartwarming <3

Boom Clap (The Sound of my Heart) by @femmequixoticand @noeeon (39.5K)- Post-war Hogwarts has been energized by its new teaching fellows program. Where once bitter enmity divided the wizarding community, Malfoy and Potter chummily patrol hallways together whilst Granger and Zabini seek lost parts of the castle at McGonagall’s behest and Chang supervises Quidditch when not lecturing in Charms. It’s a veritable wizarding utopia and life is predictable for the first time in years. Which is, of course, when everything blows apart as the result of a drunken dare and Malfoy’s life is ruined beyond his capacity to repair it. Ever. In a million years.
Teaching fellows counts as professors, right? Right??? WELL I DON’T CARE because I love this fic and there is hallway patrol and EXPLOSIONS and pining!draco and I WANT YOU TO READ IT.

Transfigurations by Resonant (71K)- Five years after Voldemort’s defeat, Harry returns to England to help re-open Hogwarts.
First of all, Draco is the Muggle Studies Professor and BFFs with Hermione, and if that isn’t enough to draw you in (who are you?!), Hogwarts is newly reopening and there’s all kinds of daring, suspenseful adventure AND everything is exploding AND Harry is a pro at American magic, and you should really read it!!!!!

The Man in the Scarlet Cloak by @bixgirl1 (16.5K)- There’s usually a better time and place to participate in seduction than the Forbidden Forest. Unless, of course, it’s Mating Season. In which Draco is sneaky but not sneaky enough, Harry is confident but goes a bit mad, and the Trees are either incredibly romantic or just sort of perverts.
This fic has very little to do with actual teaching but DRACO IS A POTIONS FELLOW COLLECTING INGREDIENTS AND TALKING TO TREES AND HARRY IS AN AUROR COLLECTING FLOWERS AND WANKING IN THE FOREST IT’S NOT AS WEIRD AS IT SOUNDS (ONLY MAYBE IT IS) AND YOU MUST GO READ IT THIS MOMENT <3

‘Twixt the Sun and Sward by November Snowflake (30.5K)- A potions mishap has Harry and Draco meeting on entirely new—or is it old?—ground.
This is not your typical Professor fic, because it has de-aged!Harry living with Potions Professor Malfoy, who is forced to take care of him and who slowly realizes that Harry’s childhood was not quite how he had always imagined. VERY CUTE. Also note that it’s marked as an unfinished series, but when I read it, it felt very complete! :)

Love Actually by DracoWillHearAboutThis (17.5K)- “Harry,” she said quietly. “How long have you been teaching at Hogwarts now?”
Harry frowned, caught off-guard by the question.
“Six years, three months, and I guess about two weeks?,” he answered hesitantly.
“And how much of this time have you spent pining over our Charms professor?,” she continued, eyes flashing dangerously.
When even Minerva McGonagall wants to have a conversation about Harry’s love life, Harry realizes that it might be time to actually do something about this little crush of his. Since apparently, everyone knows, anyways.
“Everyone?!,” Harry repeated, his voice uncomfortably high-pitched in his panic.
“Everyone!”

Drarry / Love Actually crossover in which they are both Professors and yes you DID need this in your life.

Lessons in Humility by playout (86K)- After the dissolution of his marriage and a good bit of soul-searching, Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new Defense teacher. Go figure, it happens to be the same year Draco takes over the role of Potions Master. Neither man is happy about this turn of events. Will they be able to set aside their differences and learn a thing or two about trust and humility on the way? (Spoiler Alert: Yes. Very much so.)
This fic is EIGHTY SIX THOUSAND WORDS OF FLUFF AND I LOVED EVERY SECOND (Potions Prof. Draco & DADA Prof. Harry)

Well Delirious is eager isn’t he? XD

Me when I find a gay moment between my otp and post it every where:

Originally posted by timetravelersloth

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Author: @punkof-pop
Pairing: Theo Raeken x Reader
Words: 4,187
Warnings: Smut, bits of fluff, angst
Request: Anon- TheoXreader imagine with prompts 4, 9, 36, 48
Song: Hurricane (stripped version) - Halsey

A/N: I have never written smut a day in my life so I’m REALLY sorry if it’s awkward or weird. I tried my hardest and I gotta start somewhere in order to improve. It’d mean a lot if I got some feedback!
Masterlist
Prompt list


You’re standing in the hallway with Kira, Malia, Stiles, Scott, and Lydia, now that the school day has finally come to an end. Your attention is pulled from the conversation when you spot the stunning green-eyed boy from down the hall. He smirks and bites his bottom lip as he notices you staring at him.

“Who’re you staring at?” Malia asks, breaking your stare.

“No one.” You lie as your cheeks shoot red.

Malia’s eyes narrow as she sniffs you. You back away one step and scrunch your face. “What’s his name?” Malia asks with a smile.

“You can’t lie to her.” Stiles says with a nod.

“Come on, what’s his name?” Scott asks as with his overprotective nature.

“I,” You start as you hold your head up and take a few steps away from the group. “have homework.” You give a bragging smile as you continue to step backward.

“Oh come on! Give us something!” Stiles’s pushes with a large smile.

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Best Friend?

Yuta fucking likes you.

Anon said: Could you write a imagine about a “bad boy” yuta realising he is in love with his sweet and shy best friend as they enter their final years of high school or just in college in general? I hope that’s not too cliche. I’m sorry if it is!!

Anon said: Can I get Yuta fluff? I noticed no one is requested for him >< poor my bb! Yuta and the girl always fight and annoyed each other a lot but they began to love each other and felt empty without one of them. So in the end he confessed to her. Thx you ❤

hOPEFULLY this satisfies both these requests. this is 3k i can’t believe this it’s ridiculous. also. these are legit some of the oldest requests in my inbox like bless they’re finally out of here. i hope you enjoy ^^

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Why you should buy: Nova 2016-2017

The Nova Corps, if you don’t know, were basically the intergalactic police force of old. Powered by their technologically advanced helmets and armor, the Corps are now nonexistent except for two Novas of Earth: Richard Rider and Sam Alexander. Marvel’s 2016 series Nova, by Jeff Loveness and Ramon Perez, is essentially a buddy cop series in space. Comedy, adventure, drama, family, friendship, romance, and more, Nova has something for everyone, and is (for me) one of the best ongoing comics hitting the shelves.

This comic really compliments Marvel’s more comedic yet heartwarming tone that they’re implementing in their cosmic/space adventure genre. If you like Guardians of the Galaxy in any form, Nova is definitely for you! Some other reasons to read Nova: 

1. Captivating Characters and POC lead

Richard Rider was the original Nova, who died a hero by sacrificing his life for the galaxy, but mysteriously returned to life. Sam Alexander is a mixed Mexican teenager from Arizona who inherited his Nova helmet from his missing father, who was a part of the Nova Corps. While Sam’s character is more focussed in growing up, high school, and family, Richard’s is completely different, tackling issues of life, the difficulties of moving on, and trauma. The contrast between the Novas of new and old also add to why the comic is so diverse when it comes to genres, but instead of feeling convoluted, the narratives compliment each other extremely well. The bond that builds between Richard and Sam create a really interesting and fun dynamic that’s less of a typical mentor/mentee relationship then something much more complex and personal. They both learn from each other and grow through their friendship, which makes their character development intriguing and appealing.

The artist and co-writer, Ramon Perez, is also Latino, and he’s made it clear how much he loves Sam (lol), and is keen on depicting him and his family very visibly Not White. So you’re also supporting creators of color by buying this series! 

(There’s also a talking Russian astronaut telepath dog, Cosmo, who’s a friend of the Novas and a very cute and hilarious addition to the cast) 

2. Gorgeous Art/Colors

Ramon Perez’s art style is extremely dynamic and beautiful, and Ian Herring’s bright color palette full of pinks, purples, and blues create a visually stunning comic. Fight scenes are thrilling, and alien and enemy designs are completely lovely. 

My favorite parts of the comic art-wise is of Richard and the demons that torment and infect him (no spoilers…) These depictions are mind-blowingly gorgeous and haunting. Not much else to say other then to take a look for yourself! 

3. Its Pretty Fucking Funny/Endearing 

Jeff Loveness is a Emmy and WGA nominated comedic writer for Jimmy Kimmel, The Onion, and more. His extremely well-crafted dialogue is full of humor and fun, and the comedy makes the characters even more charming. He also enjoys poking fun at the ridiculousness of the comic world: 

(This scene has like 20,000 notes so why did none of ya’ll actually buy the comic)

I also love how the humor in Sam’s scenes make him a very endearing kid you really want to root for. Sam’s self-doubt and typical teenage insecurity is very relatable and always depicted in the best ways: 

Unfortunately, despite all the good reviews and positive fan feedback, this comic is getting cancelled after 7 issues, which is a huge mistake on Marvel’s part. Nova really feels like its just starting on something big, and it was heartbreaking for me to hear about its cancellationI really wish I wrote this sooner (Loveness and Perez were so bummed out about it, I feel like I personally failed them) but I’ll still do anything to promote this comic as much as possible, the creators deserve that much. Its a very charming and entertaining series, and I love this hidden gem with all my heart! I hope this convinced you to read Nova!

Definitely check out if you like: Starlord, Guardians of the Galaxy, Power-Man and Iron Fist, Ms. Marvel, Green Lanterns, and Blue Beetle. Tbh i’d even say space dramas like Voltron and Cowboy Bebop have a similar vibe.

If you enjoy the comic, please support these creators and sales by buying the comic instead of torrenting! Check out your nearest comic book store, or buy digital issues on Marvel.com or Comixology.com for #1-5! 

somepersonnamedc  asked:

Ok, for once maybe I have a request~ Er. Maybe the RFA with an MC who has a younger sister about 5-7 years old? I was think about this one because I thought it'd be hilarious but kinda cute for them to see the smol child and be like "I WILL GUARD THE PRECIOUS BEAN WITH MY LIFE--" or maybe its just me, haha. you dont have to do this meh-- ~C the shy anon (may or may not have a younger sister that's 7 years old and is a precious bean)

A/N: C, MY FRIEND, I TOO HAVE YOUNGER SIBLINGS (THE AGES 6 AND 10) AND I’M LIKE THE BIGGEST GUARD DOG FOR MY YOUNGEST BROTHER so like if the rfa didn’t like my siblings i’d probably have to fight them, fists flying, maybe even a baseball bat, who knows ~Admin 404

I went for more gender neutral just in case, ya know? ^^;; cause i mean some people have either a sister or a brother or none, rip;;

*YOOSUNG:

               -He absolutely loves his older sister

               -So siblings are Grade A for him! You’ve got one? GREAT!

               -You told him about your younger sibling and he about fangirled into next week

               -“HOW MUCH YOUNGER? A YEAR? TWO?”

               -Try several years there buddy boy,,,

               -You’ve decided to make a play date out of their first meeting!

               -Jungle gym at the park, get ready

               -The moment he walked up to you, there was a marshmallow being flung at his forehead and he almost dropped to the floor, looking for cover

               -“MC, WHAT IS HAPPENING?!” he asked, watching you from behind the park bench as you burst into laughter, walking towards the jungle gym

               -“Oh, your majesty, you mustn’t shoot your deadly Marshmallow Arrows at the new knight, he is here to protect and create an alliance!” you told your sibling, throwing yourself dramatically against a bar as they popped their head out from behind their hiding spot

               -His eyes went wide as he looked at your sibling, couldn’t be much older than around 6, listening to them recite their speech loud and proud, acting as a mighty (lord/lady), treating you like a prince(ss)

               -“COME FORTH, SIR KNIGHT, AND HAVE A TALK WITH THE ALMIGHTY (Sibling’s name)!” you sibling boomed, throwing their hand on their hip, raising their slingshot-turned-bow in the air

               -Yoosung could not be more excited to run up and kneel to one knee, bowing his head and gesturing up at you. He was about to get into the zone and channel his LOLOL knight character

               -“I’ve come to ask for your permission- wait no, to ask for your honour! To protect the lovely MC with everything that I have- I shall protect them from all harm, and raise my sword to protect their precious heart!” He stood up to look at your sibling, feeling so confident and proud, like he was a real knight!

               -Until his confidence shrank under the intense stare from the younger kid. He had no idea he could feel so intimidated by your younger sibling. If they didn’t like him then, well, what would happen to the two of you? Would you leave him?!

               -You jumped down from the perch you had climbed to earlier when your sibling started their speech, dramatically throwing yourself to Yoosung, grabbing onto his arm (you scared him a little when you did this) but you threw your other hand to your forehead as you started to pretend to fall to the floor

               -“You don’t understand! This knight, I love him! You can’t separate us! You simply can’t!” you cried, watching from the corner of your eye as Yoosung turned a crimson colour, looking at you then back to your sibling

               -They stood with their arms crossed, looking over your boyfriend, trying to decide if they deem him worthy enough to date their older sibling

               -“Fine. I shall allow this relationship to continue! But only if you stay true to your word, knight! And it totally isn’t because you played Castle with me!”

               -He was s o r e l i e v e d, he got your siblings blessing and now he has an excuse to play LOLOL more!

               -“MC! We have a play date tomorrow, I have to sharpen my knightly skills!”

*ZEN:

               -People love him, he was absolutely sure that your sibling would love him too

               -He loved when you would talk about your sibling because you always got this tender look on your face

               -And he m e l t e d when your expression got that soft

               -Always begged to meet your sibling, so you decided you’d take them to his latest show!

               -You just.. forgot to mention to your sibling that your boyfriend was /The/ Zen.

               -And you forgot to mention to Zen that your sibling is one of his biggest fans. But you were ready to see how it all played out

               -Throughout the whole play, you could almost see physical stars in your siblings eyes as they watched Zen command the stage, the younger kid practically vibrating with happiness and admiration

               -At the end of the show, you sibling was standing, clapping as hard and as fast as their little hands could go

               -“Hey, (Sibling name), would you like to go and meet some of the actors from the show?”

               -“HECK YEAH I WOULD, MC! LET’S GO! Do you think I could meet Zen? Oh my g o s h, MC! CAN WE MEET ZEN?!”

               -You couldn’t help but giggle as you guided the smaller child towards backstage, watching as they skip along, screeching to a halt when they caught glimpse of Zen

               -He looked over at you and smiled, his smile only grew when he looked to your sibling

               -Practically jogging over to the two of you, he held onto your arm as he leaned it to place a kiss softly on your lips

               -He jumped 3 feet into the air when he heard your sibling screech, you just sighed and placed two fingers against your head, muttering “Well, here we go” under your breath. Zen looked at you, tilting his head in confusing until he looked over at them

               -“MC? MC DID? DID ZEN… /THE/ ZEN?? JUST KISS YOU?? WHAT IS HAPPENING??? YOU KNOW ZEN? YOU. KNOW ZEN. AND DIDN’T TELL ME? MC YOU /KNOW/ HE’S MY FAVOURITE, HOW COULD YOU!”

               -Your siblings rant continued on and on and Zen was just staring at them, starting a rant of his own about how cute they were and how much he couldn’t believe they looked like a little version of you

               -The two of them just started to yell compliments at each other and you just stood there. What were you supposed to do???

               -It only ended when Zen picked your sibling up in such a warm, loving hug

               -Your sibling refused to let go and they stuck their tongue out at you when Zen wasn’t looking

               -The little brat straight stole your boyfriend??? You tried to suggest putting them down but Zen immediately refused it

               -“MC I will carry this kid with me everywhere now. Have you seen how cute they are?? They’re almost as cute as me!!”

*JAEHEE:

               -There was a small child running around the cafe

               -Touching everything, playing with the stereo, running behind the counter

               -‘Whose kid is this?!’ she asked herself, trying to look out and spot someone looking for a child

               -She couldn’t find anyone, so she gave a heavy sigh

               -But now?? She couldn’t?? Find the kid??

               -WHERE IN THE WORLD DID THEY GO??

               -She found them behind the counter, eating a couple of cookies from the pastry case

               -“What- get out of there! What are you doing? That isn’t for you!” she said, grabbing the kids hand sternly but still with a gentle aura around her, “we’ll find your family”

               -“Myff fmly isnt here rifht now,” the kid said through their cookie. Jaehee sat them down and told them to finish eating before talking, it was rude not to.

               -“I said, my family isn’t here right now! I’m waiting for my older sibling but they aren’t back yet I think,” they told her, she watched as their eyes turned from mischievous to soft and a little upset, but they shook it off fairly quickly

               -“My sibling said if I ever get lost I should come here and wait, they’d always come find me!” the kid said with a large smile

               -Jaehee couldn’t help but sit and talk with the kid (the shop was slow at the moment anyway), she learned their favourite movies, books, what they like to do, and she decided that this kid was amazing!

               -They were so sweet, and she could tell they were raised with manners and a great intellectual taste, their outburst earlier must have just one of those things that “all children do”

               -Suddenly, she heard the door to the cafe burst open and she jumped a little bit before turning to see you looking like a complete mess

               -Disheveled and out of breath, your eyes went wide when you looked at your sibling sitting at the table

               -“(Siblings name)! There you are!” you ran over to them and dropped down to their level, pulling them into a tight hug

               -Jaehee’s eyes went wide, looking between the two of you, just now realizing the similarities you shared

               -“MC? This is your younger sibling?” she watched as you nodded, letting go of them. Your sibling turned to her and smiled, giggling slightly

               -“Oh! So you’re Jaehee, MC’s girlfriend! I knew you would be nice!” they turned to you and put their hand up, attempting to tell you a secret but they weren’t so quiet about it

               -“She’s pretty. And she didn’t get mad when I ate the cookies, I like her. I want to come play with her more often”

               -JAEHEE’S GIGGLE WAS LIKE HEAVEN LET ME TELL YOU. She immediately adopted this young kid and kept them under her wing, sometimes she had play dates with them without you, they had tea parties. She reads them so many books, sometimes they have to call her just to get a bedtime story and she thinks it is one of the most adorable things

*JUMIN:

               -He has younger siblings as well, he just doesn’t see them often. They’re nowhere near close with each other, so he didn’t quite get how you and your sibling could be so close

               -Don’t get him wrong, he loves watching how your face lit up at just the thought of your siblings but he never experienced a relationship like that

               -Hell, his relationship with you was still new and the feelings were slightly confusing. How was he supposed to manage a sort of friendship.. or would it be more of a brotherly relationship? MC, he was lost please help him

               -You came home to find him pacing back and forth in the living room, looking through some sort of magazine from one of the big toy stores in town

               -“Uh, Jumin? Sweetheart? You okay there?” you ask as he quickly spun on his heel to face you, shaking the magazine in his hand

               -“MC! Did you know there are so many different toys? So many different age groups, different themes, different types, what am I going to do? What am I supposed to get your sibling? What if they come over and they’re bored? If they’re bored, they won’t enjoy my presence. If they don’t enjoy my presence, they won’t enjoy our relationship, and if they don’t like our relationship then-”

               -You cut him off by placing a finger to his lips and giggling, which completely melted his heart. He lowered the magazine and straightened himself out, not before placing a kiss to your finger though

               -“Jumin, it’ll be okay. They’ll bring their favourite toys and some movies for their sleep over. They’ll be fine, you’ll be fine. It’ll be fun!” you assured him, kissing his cheek before heading to the guest room in the penthouse to make sure everything was ready for your sibling

               -Later that day, you returned with your sibling in tow, hiding behind your leg as you introduced them to Jumin

               -“Come on out! He’s not gonna bite you, it’s okay!” you comforted your sibling, Jumin held out his hand so they could grab onto it and he could coax them out. It didn’t work until he gave a small smile and your sibling started to think about coming out from hiding

               -Jumin spent hours trying to talk to your sibling, trying to b o n d but they? Wouldn’t? Talk? To him?

               -They wouldn’t even change their facial expression. They just had a blank look the whole time. The only time they somewhat showed any emotion was any time you talked to them

               -When they went to pick a movie to watch and you had left to make snacks, Jumin decided he’d give up. If the child wanted to approach him, they could. But trying so hard was getting exhausting and he didn’t want to do it

               -But that actually seemed to calm the kid down? Your sibling started to scoot closer and closer to Jumin, making him hold a teddy bear and eventually asked him to make a “Movie Fort” with them halfway through the second movie. He was so surprised to hear them talk? And ask him to participate in something?

               - The two of them spent a lot of the night in their Movie Fort, talking about the cartoons and how ridiculous they are

               - Jumin was super surprised that the two of them were actually getting along?? Your sibling was very quiet and only spoke selectively. They were polite with great manners, and only showed their emotions when they deemed necessary

               - Was your sibling related to you??? Or Jumin??? The world may never know??

               - You left for 5 minutes. 5. Minutes. And you came back to the two of them fast asleep on the ground. You decided not to chance it and simply covered the two of them in a warm blanket for the night

               -The next morning, Jumin was surprised to find himself on the floor?? And he was even more surprised  to see Elizabeth walk right past him. He called to her but she just kept walking?

               -Turns out she was following your sibling. They would bend down and pet her every once in a while, but she would meow and try climbing into their lap every time until they picked her up and carried her. She constantly headbutted against their jaw and would lick their cheek

               -Immediately Jumin decided he liked your sibling, a lot. If someone is worthy of Elizabeth’s attention like that, they are an amazing person (he knew from her experience with you). They remind him of how he was as a child and he is Ready to Protect This Child™. He spoils them like crazy. They have intellectual talks /without you/. What little brats

*SAEYOUNG:

               -What a cowinky dink there MC, he has a twin, you have a sibling, the two of you are meant to be

               -“I don’t think that’s how that works, Saeyoung” “DON’T KILL MY DREAMS”

               -He thinks your sibling and him will get along so well!

               -Not to mention he’s already decided he was going to protect this child with his life. He wants to do a better job with your sibling than he got to do for Saeran… not that he’d tell you that

               -You brought your sibling over for a play date, but when you got through the door, Saeyoung was nowhere to be found?

               -You called out for him, looking around until your sibling picked up a cat-shaped piece of paper

               -“MC! Look! It says he’s hiding and we have to find him. Oh! Like hide and seek! I love that game!” they said, starting to jump up and down out of excitement

               -Placing the paper on the counter, you looked around, trying to gather your thoughts on where in the house he could be hiding from the two of you. Your sibling pulled on your sleeve, “MC? Do you think he has more kitty paper? I wanna draw on some later!”

               -You nodded and pointed them to one side of the house while you searched the other

               -Your sibling looked up and down through every room but the one with the large “GO AWAY” sign on it, it was too scary for them

               -Opening a small cupboard in the bathroom, they found Saeyoung cramped up in there, they giggled as he fell out onto the floor

               -Standing up, he applauded your sibling, a large smile on his face

               -“You found me! Good job!! You must be (Siblings name)! MC told me you were the /best/ hide and seeker in the whole wide world! I knew you were going to find me first!”

               -The younger kid did their best superhero pose they could, puffing out their chest and beamed with pride

               -“Of course I am! MC can’t even find an elephant if it tapped them on the nose!” this time it was Saeyoung’s turn to laugh, nodding in agreement. He suggested he and your sibling should attempt to scare you

               -And it succeeded. Who knew opening a closet and having two people tackle you to the ground would be scary??

               -SAEYOUNG GAVE YOUR SIBLING SODA AND CHIPS AND THEY WERE COMPLETELY ZINGING AROUND THE HOUSE.

               -At this point, Saeran came out of his room and you practically clung onto him, hoping to avoid any of the pranks Saeyoung and your sibling may have placed

               -The two of them dressed up as superheros, running around, attempting to save you from the “evil dragon”

               -Though Saeran did put on the paper dragon horns your sibling made because they were… kind of cute. But he denies it. He said he put them on solely because he didn’t want to put on the ones Saeyoung made

               -Saeyoung and your sibling literally ran themselves down. They ran around playing all day, they passed out on the couch, cuddling together. You knew they would get along since Saeyoung loved to play around and your sibling was young and full of energy! You just didn’t know they’d get along this well. From then on, you have to make your own costumes just so you’re included in the games

*DaddV (soRRY):

               -So precious™ so pure™

               -He loves younger kids!!! Love love loves them!

               -He thinks younger kids are innocent and deserve the world on a silver platter and he just really admires them?

               -Especially when they’re completely adorable and passionate about anything they love, even play time!

               -The moment you told him you wanted to bring him along to your siblings speech debate he was practically already in the car with 5 different video recorders

               -The two of you watched as your sibling dominated the stage, dripping with passion about why there should be more funding for animal shelters

               -The fire in your siblings eyes, the passion in their voice, the emotion on their face, V was completely invested

               -He could definitely see that it runs in your family, because he loves seeing you the same way!

               -After the debate, your sibling ran over to you, hugging you before extending their hand out professionally to greet V

               -“Hello. You’re Jihyun, correct? I’ve heard a lot about you and I think you make a great candidate for my siblings future husband.”

               -You turned as red as could be, wondering how V would react, but all he did was smile??

               -It was such a heartfelt smile that even your sibling was enraptured by it??

               -He knelt down and hugged your sibling as they stood there, unsure of what to do.

               -“Thank you,” V said, pulling back to look at the younger kid, “my love for MC is as passionate as you are about the animal shelters, and I want you to know that. I hope that you and I could be friends. I’d also like your permission to show the video of your debate to a friend, I think it could be beneficial to you!”

               -Your sibling completely dropped their guard?? They turned to look at you with complete panic on their face before they turned to the man with the soft eyes

               -“I- um, I mean I.. would… appreciate that. Very much. You… you recorded my debate, though? May.. may I see it? I don’t let MC record it because they’re terrible”

               -V laughed (r u d e, V) and nodded, completely agreeing with the child

               -“MC isn’t the best with a camera, but that’s okay! I’ve been teaching them a few things so they could surprise you!” your sibling tilted their head in confusion until V let out a /precious/ little laugh and followed up with, “I’m a photographer, I work with cameras!”

               -Your sibling instantly fell in love. Complete heart eyes. Your sibling consistently hung out with V and took photography lessons from him, and even got to visit multiple different charities that he suggested! The little kid was so excited to find someone who cared about the world and people in it, just like them!

               -Not only that, but they were /so excited/ when V introduced them to Jumin (after showing him their recorded debate)

               -Because!!! From then on!! V always helped them collect donations for charities! It was a tag team, your sibling provided the speeches and V provided the exposure for the cause!

*SAERAN:

               -He could hardly handle people his age

               -What made you think he could handle /children/??

               -You brought your sibling over for a play date anyway and he was not excited

               -But apparently neither was your sibling?

               -You opened the door and he could hear your sibling throwing a fit

               -“I don’t want to meet your boyfriend! Why couldn’t I just stay home. I don’t want to be here. I’m sure he’s fine for you. I just want to go home and take a nap!”

               -You sighed and shut the door, Saeran peeking from around the corner to look at the two of you, hoping the kid didn’t notice. Maybe he could run and hide somewhere. Maybe he could go into Saeyoung’s room and pretend to be him?

               -But it was too late, the kid gave him such a death glare that he swear to god he saw himself in his face

               -His eyebrows furrowed together, as he came around the corner and gave your little sibling an angry glare, but your siblings expression didn’t change? At all? That confused him and his eyebrows grew even closer

               -“You’re Saeran? I thought your name would be Edgy Mc My Chemical Romance” you sibling said, turning to walk back out of the door, “Okay, I met Debbie Downer there, I’m going home”

               -Saeran was S H O C K E D. Did you sibling really just call him that? Who did they think they were?

               -You went to stop them but Saeran did instead? He pushed the door closed from above them and grabbed their hand, dragging them to the living room. You followed closely behind, afraid your sibling was going to sass him to the point he would snap

               -Saeran sat them down and handed them his 3DS, crossing his arms when they looked up at him with a blank stare

               -“Pass this level,” he said, sitting down next to them. They watched him sit down and tried handing the system back. “No,” Saeran said, pushing the game back to them, “Play it.”

               -“Look, you don’t have to be nice to me. We don’t have to be friends. And we don’t have to play this game. Take it back,” your sibling said, trying to hand it back to him again

               -He leaned in close to their face, his eyebrows coming together once again, he whispered, “You will play this game. You will hush. And you will like it. MC wants us to be friends, and if that will make them happy then we. Are. Doing it. Understood?”

               -Your sibling stared at him with a blank stare for a while before turning away and muttering “whatever”; they started to play Saeran’s game and the two of them sat in silence while you went to the kitchen to make some snacks for the three of you. It totally wasn’t to get away from the awkward tension in the room.

               -Saeyoung came out of his room to find Saeran and your sibling staring at the game, both with no emotions on their face. He decided he was going to lighten up the mood and cut the tension!

               -“Meow meow! Hi guys! Whatcha doing? Playing? We can play something else so all three of us can play! Ooooh! What about hide and seek?? I’m the master at hide and seek!”

               -“Good. Go hide and we won’t seek you,” Your sibling and Saeran said completely emotionless, at the same time. Saeyoung fake cried and left the room, yelling something like “NOT ANOTHER ONE” over his shoulder before slamming his door shut

               -Saeran and your sibling looked at each other, nodding once and sharing a small smile. Saeran decided they weren’t so bad- if they can be mean to Saeyoung like that, then they could get along. Your sibling kept wanting to come back for play dates but didn’t want you to be there? You thought maybe it was because your sibling didn’t want you to see how much they liked Saeran- which was part of it. But mainly, it was because your sibling wanted to bond with Saeran by playing pranks and sassing Saeyoung and didn’t want you to get mad at them. Saeran was 100% okay with this because now?? He has a partner???


Masterlist

why i love (all) the signs
  • (pisces sun/scorpio moon/aquarius rising/venus dom pov)
  • aries: as hot headed and impulsive as you guys are, you are really supportive and loyal friends. you will beat up anyone who decides to hurt someone you love or care for. you are super fun to hang out with too! i have never met a boring aries, and i don't think i ever will. aries make awesome friends. if you want someone to beat up that jerk that has been harassing since last week, go to an aries.
  • taurus: honestly just the coolest people ever. not only are you guys super attractive, but your also really and laid back and chill. you're also very dependable and i can't help but look up to you guys for that. not to mention that you're quite smart as well. you might not be the easiest person to deal with when it comes to arguments or making decisions (you can be quite stubborn, which is a good and bad thing!), but you guys are still awesome people and i love you guys.
  • gemini: idk why but there is something so charming and attractive about you guys that i just adore. you're creative and fun people, and your hearts are (most of the time) in the right place. your friendly and accepting and that's probably the reason why every single gemini sun or moon i have met is so popular! not to mention that every single gemini i have met has some kind of talent that they are really good at. whether it's filming or cooking or cheerleading, all of you guys have some kind of talent, and you are always good at it. i almost envy how lovable you twins are. keep it up gemini folks, you're one of my favorite signs.
  • cancer: not as innocent as you think, but they are still very huggable and nice people. cancers are either really shy and quiet or really optimistic and cheerful. some cancers that i have met are even snarky and sarcastic (kind of like a scorpio or aquarius) but are still affectionate and nice to be around. i love cancers because they are the kind of friends that will make you cookies for no real reason, or will give you hugs when you're feeling down (or just because they want to). cancers that i have met also have a very weird sense of humor that you can't help but love. these people are really cool. go hug a cancer.
  • leo: either loads of chill, or no chill. leo people will try their best to make everyone happy, but won't go all the way if they don't want to. they are generous and helpful people. surprisingly, i have not once met a leo that was popular and full of themselves. in fact, most leos i have met are pretty humble (MOST not all). they are also very funny and friendly as well. leos are the kind of people that will greet you with a bear hug every time you see them. in my opinion, leos would make awesome dads. they are really cool friends too. they've always got your back, too.
  • virgo: kind of like cancers, all virgos that i have met have a very weird and goofy sense of humor that you just love for some reason. they are also not as worrisome and uptight as predicted. i love virgos mainly because of their humor and sarcasm. they can be a little prickly at times, but they are one of those friends that will support you no matter what stupid bull crap you decide to do. they will get you out of a mess that you got yourself into, they will lend you a pen if you forgot yours at home or lost yours in science class. virgos might be a little reserved or shy at first but they slowly open up to you and begin to show affection. i personally find this part of them adorable.
  • libra: cheerful, friendly, and goofy. a libra is the kind of friend that will brighten your day when you are in a funk, and will take you out somewhere for whatever reason. they are without a doubt the best people to party with, but you might want to keep an eye one them...they can easily get carried away when drunk! most libras that i have met are also hopeless romantics, and will gush about some old couple they saw holding hands while walking down the street. they also got sass. libras are really fun and energetic people, and make super cool friends.
  • scorpio: my god you guys are awesome. your funny and sarcastic, but also supportive and kind. similar to an aries, scorpios will beat up some kid that has been bullying you or your ex partner that decided to break up with you over the phone. scorpios are really cool (and kind of reckless) friends that are lovable in every way. they can easily become the life of the party, but they can also be quite introverted as well. it just depends on the person really. scorpios are also passionate and loyal lovers, which is rare to find these days. scorpios are really amazing people, and deserve all the love in the world.
  • sagittarius: for a person who lives in a family where half of the people are born under the sign of sagittarius, i have met my fair share of sags. they are friendly and caring like a leo but also a bit reckless and impulsive like an aries. i love sags because of how lovable they are. idk why but there is something so attractive and lovable about sagittarius folks that makes me so happy when i meet one. like libras, sags have lots of sass and are really goofy. they are the kind of friends that will take you out on a car ride when you're feeling down or for no reason at all. sags are really just super fun people that you can't help but love.
  • capricorn: i have met all different kinds of caps. cheerful ones, shy ones, awkward ones, energetic ones. i have only met one introverted capricorn. capricorns are without a doubt the kind of person you want as a friend. they are not only smart cookies, but they will do special things for you like buy you a random present for no real occasion or help you study for that next math test. they do small things for you that i really appreciate...not to mention that is kind of cute. in fact, capricorns have their own little cute quirks and habits. i have met so many different kinds of caps, but the one thing they all have in common is how great friends they can be. if you want a friend for life, go to a capricorn.
  • aquarius: my favorite sign. they are friendly and goofy and just so lovable! they are hilarious and very cool people. they are quirky and fun in so many ways, and i have never met an aquarius that wasn't interesting! aquarius folks have such a fun personality! i can't enough of them. like geminis, almost every aquarius i have met has some special thing or talent about them that they are always good at. they are also good at dealing with people. they can also be a little rebellious, which for a pisces like myself, i find really cool and attractive. aquarius people are simply amazing, and are without a doubt my favorite sign.
  • pisces: and then there are these guys. very nice people, without a doubt. the thing i love most about them is their creativity and humor. i have yet to meet a pisces who didn't have a thing for one of the arts. they are also very nice people as well. some of the nicest people i have met are pisceans! they are also very accepting. it doesn't matter whether your a boy, girl, gay, trans, bi, preppy, emo, hipster...they can become friends with any people with any personality (unless those people are jerks to them). pisceans are also really funny! they are such great people with their hearts always in the right place. i have yet to meet a pisces i didn't like.

「every day has been eventful.
it has all been very worthwhile.
i am grateful for the life i have lived since meeting you.」


i… started watching this anime since my friend kept posting cute little clips of it on her story and i watched the first few episodes being like “aww what a cute and hilarious anime i love it very much” and now after 11 episodes im very very sad ok why would you betray me like this

on a separate note you get to see my handwriting oh man its messy forgive me

Weekly Reading List #14

Hey y'all… it’s time for my weekly reading list. Hope you enjoy these fics as much as I did. You can catch up on my previous reading lists here.


Quiet by @impala-dreamer **smut** (Dean x Reader)
~Dean feels a little insecure when Y/N is quiet in bed, but maybe with a little practice, they’ll both feel better…~
Warnings: NSFW, Dean loving. Dirty talking. More Dean loving. Lots of expletives. Poor Sammy.
Oh, Insecure!Dean was cute, I loved the dirty talk, but poor Sammy ;)

Originally posted by adoringjensen

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anonymous asked:

Hi there! Do you have any long, slow-burn fics to recommend? It's okay if you don't, thanks :)

Ooooh thank you for the request! Many of my favorite fics ever are long slow-burns!

Wild by Seefin (93K)- “No,” Harry said, by way of greeting. Malfoy’s blonde head rose slowly, carelessly. “Get out.”
“I feel as though we’ve already established this, Potter,” Malfoy responded. “And I feel that what we established was that you telling me to get out of places really doesn’t make me more likely to vacate them.”

This is a really really REALLY lovely fic in which Draco shows up one day to complete his potions studies at the house in the Irish countryside where Harry lives with several amazing badass OC girls. At first they (drarry) don’t get along at all and it’s so fun to watch them come together! This fic also contains some Linny, which I love <3 Also Seefin is an amazing author in general and you should honestly read every one of their other fics as well (hi @seefin, you don’t know me but i love you!)

What We Pretend We Can’t See by gyzym (131K)- Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.
I read this fic relatively recently and within the first 10,000 words I knew it was my new number one favorite fic, and I WAS RIGHT. I can’t even explain what makes this fic so good besides just flailing about how incredibly well-written and compelling and hilarious it is. Draco has bought Grimmauld Place (which is sentient!) and turned it into a museum, and Harry is an auror who needs to track down whoever is mysteriously after Draco. A few months later and I still can’t get over this fic and how WONDERFUL it is.

Mental by sara_holmes (186.5K)- Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.
This is also one of my favorites of all time (again, read everything by this author if by some miracle you haven’t already). Draco and Harry get stuck with a mental bond (!!!yes!!!) which makes it really hard for them to hide things from each other. At first they can’t control it but eventually they can, and the moment they first use it willingly was just SO GREAT. Really, the whole fic is just so great.

Heartache by Bixgirl1 (25.5K)- “Harry doesn’t think about Malfoy anymore. Not really. Not intentionally. What if the one person you least expect is the only one who really understands what you’ve gone through?
Does this count as long? Regardless, you should read this one because when I made notes on what I thought of it, I wrote “slow and sweet,” and I stand my that assessment. There is lots of hurt/comfort and the getting together is lovely and gradual. For more wonderful hurt/comfort slow-burn, you should definitely also see her fic Balance, Imperfect (91,000 words) in which Draco is Harry’s physiotherapist. But it’s been recced a lot recently so I thought I’d give one of her older fics some love too! (also this is my second @bixgirl1 rec in one day; I’m clearly obsessed)

Domestic by frostywonder (55K)- Harry finds a stray and decides to take him home.
Draco is down on his luck, so what’s Harry to do but take him in? As you can guess from the title, there is tons of domesticity in this fic, and it’s just so cute and there are TONS of truly hilarious moments (including one of my favorite gems ever about Malfoy bowel-movements). They live together, it’s a secret, Draco learns to cook… what more could you ask for? This one just makes me feel so warm and fluffy, I’ve probably read it at least three times.

All Life is Yours to Miss by Saras_Girl (114.5K)- Professor Malfoy’s world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.
I you haven’t already read everything by Saras Girl, you are insanely lucky and you should go get started right now. She has many long fics and they are all incredible. This one is one of my favorites, because the boys are Professors and Draco has the most amazing pet (giant) beetle who is full of personality and named Stanley. But I probably should also link to the Foundations!verse because it is VERY good and VERY VERY slow-burn. Like, I was shocked that my interest was held for so long without so much as a kiss but IT WAS.

All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound (149.5K)- Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
I feel like I’m only recommending the ones everyone has already read anyway, but that’s because they’re the best, so can you blame me?! Draco’s auror partners keep mysteriously dying and Harry can’t get along with any of his, so they are thrown together! The quintessential auror partners fic, with an amazing evolution from not-trusting-each-other to friends to lovers and TONS OF UST.

Bond by AnnaFugazzi (173.5K)- I started to write this before HBP came out, and crossed my fingers that HBP wouldn’t make it totally non-canon. No such luck, I’m afraid. This, therefore, is an AU story, where (SPOILER) still teaches (SPOILER), (SPOILER) didn’t try to (SPOILER), (SPOILER) didn’t succeed in (SPOILER), (SPOILER) never dated (SPOILER), and most importantly, (MAJOR ENDING SPOILERS) never happened.
You’ve all read Bond, right? It’s a (possibly THE?) classic— well— bonding fic. I’ll include it just in case you haven’t heard of it by some miracle (or maybe you want to read it again because last time you were like 15 years old?). The kissing happens kind of early but the romance isn’t until later so I think it still qualifies as slow-burn?

ANYWAY, I hope you find at least one fic on this list that you haven’t read already? They’re all seriously amazing in my opinion (no lukewarm recs from me!) so you can’t go wrong!