my friend posted this on facebook and oh my god

Competitive Edge (Jungkook x Reader)

In which Jeon Jungkook may just as well be Jeon Jung–cocky.

based off of some earlier drabbles and more or less dedicated to @fanficsandnochill (see note at bottom yo)

fluff, 6.1k words, jungkook/reader, college + rival au


You stumble along the hallway, nearly tripping over–well, nothing, in your half-asleep stupor. You stifle a yawn. Mornings, you decide, are clearly not your thing. Morning classes even less so.

“Oh, hello there.”

And as it turns out, your morning class just became even less of your thing. Way worse. You tense and turn and look at Jungkook, who smirks at you as the two of you walk through the doors.

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So a friend of mine follows a lot of tumblr-posting pages on facebook and I saw this today. Didn’t know if you knew a picture of one of your posts had been put up on one of those pages. I told my friend that I follow you on here. Just thought it was a cool thing!

oh my god lmao I had no idea tbh
Delayed Response (Lin/Reader)

Prompt:  lin/reader “You asked me to marry you under a mistletoe on Christmas morning, but I’m still a little sleepy so I didn’t really hear what you said AU.”

Author’s Note: Shortest fic I’ve ever written so… there’s that.

Pairing: Lin-Manuel Miranda/Reader

Summary: It’s early Christmas morning and Lin, your long-time boyfriend, is dying to get you out of bed to open a really important gift. Though sleep is tempting, Lin isn’t taking no for answer.

Rating: T because of like one instance of swearing.

Warnings: Nah we cool fam

Words: 864

Askbox / Masterlist / What I Write

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anonymous asked:

Hello, person with a crush on you here! even though i want you all for myself there's an app called "her" and you can sign in with Facebook or Instagram but they don't post anything on there at all! I like it a lot so far. There's also "just she" which i haven't tried but it doesn't use Facebook! hope this helps!! ps: i have short hair and i saw that you were into that, just wanted to let you know!! 💓💓

Oh gods you are literally the cutest!! Really sweet! Thank you so much, but this her app will show my fb in it? Or if one of my friends have the app it show to me? Why it is connected to my fb? Gods I live in a small town and really don’t need my homophobic part of the family knowing i m using it. But really thank you! Thinking about people actually having crushes on me is so crazy, thank you so much 💕

mywitfailsme replied to your post: oh my god holy fuck I dunno how many of you know…

I heard of it yesterday when I was on Insta and someone posted a screenshot oif someone tagging his podcast in a tweet to the send a dick company

I ordered them for my best friend a couple of years back and you get them sent anonymously so one day he posted on facebook “I dunno who sent me the gummy dicks but thanks they taste good” and I was like “oh man…. who could that have been… weird…” and his response was “oh thank god I thought someone was trying to intimidate me”

“Here, look at this photo. It’s so cute. My kid pretended he was gardening yesterday.”

I think I might institute a new rule for when I’m dealing with parents.

If you want to show me a photo of your kid, first think: would it be weird if you showed me a photo of your adult siblings or one of your co-workers doing the same thing? (And if it would be… please don’t.)

“Here, look. That’s my brother in the bath. Isn’t he sweet with his plastic boat? He lives in Surrey - he’s in marketing. Good job there’s all those bubbles! Tee hee!”

“Do you want to see my photos of Alan from Accounts? Look, here he is in a bobble hat! … and that’s him in the bobble hat again… and from a different angle! Isn’t he great? Why aren’t you looking?”

“Oh my God, look - look what my friend just posted on Facebook! It’s her husband pretending to drive a van. Oh my God. I can’t even. Look, there’s a six minute video. Let’s watch it together.”

About two weeks ago matched with a very handsome man, got chatting about dogs, sent a friend request in order to share pictures of our dogs. pretty harmless and i wasn’t stressed about having to meet up because he was 200+km away. The chat turned flirty and we just exchanged some harmless compliments and things like that, nothing untoward but still quite cute, i knew for a fact he was probably messaging other girls considering we met on tinder. In the middle of last week he stopped messaging me suddenly and i assumed he had got bored of me, oh well life moves on.

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Bringing back the ages old trend except now Kurt and Blaine have a son who made the mistake of accepting their friend requests. 

Filling the prompts who asked for more Tracy :)

Tracy Anderson-Hummel feeling annoyed
When you walk through the front door with your friends and your parents are dancing to some song from the 2010. -.-

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Shawn Fuller LOL it was epic your parents are the best!
Anna Jackson
Yeah come on, they were adorable. I wish my marriage will be like that.
Kurt Anderson-Hummel
There, you see? Your friends can appreciate good entertainment.
Tracy Anderson-Hummel NO ONE DARE ENCOURAGE THEM I LIVE WITH THEM FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE
Patricia Lopez-Pierce Hey at least that’s better than walking in on them having sex *personal experience*
Tracy Anderson-Hummel Well thanks for bringing back that memory…
Patricia Lopez-Pierce OMG really??
Tracy Anderson-Hummel There should be a law against being intimate in the family room.
Patricia Lopez-Pierce In the family room? ON THE COUCH?? WE’VE WATCHED MOVIES ON THAT COUCH!! WE have MADE OUT ON THAT COUCH!!
Blaine Anderson-Hummel You’ve done what on the couch?
Patricia Lopez-Pierce YOU ARE THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT HERE OH MY GOD I HAVE TO GO BURN THOSE CLOTHES!!
Tracy Anderson-Hummel I’ll burn the couch.

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OH GOD SO AFTER MAKING THIS:

A BATTLE OF CUTE DAFT PUNK PHOTOS STARTED ON FACEBOOK THIS MORNING AMONG MY FRIENDS:

THAT WAS POSTED SOON AFTER MY PICTURE BY MY FRIEND ^

AFTER THIS ONE MORE PEOPLE JOINED ^

THE BATTLE RAGED ON

 ALL OF US WHERE SNOWED IN 

SO IT ONLY GOT WORSE 

SOMETIMES IT WAS CUTE 

OTHER TIMES 

I DON’T KNOW

IT CONTINUED FOR HOURS

BUT FINALLY THE BATTLE ENDED IN A TRUCE AFTER MUCH PHOTOSHOPPED BLOOD HAD BEEN SPILLED

The Following speech was given: 

Oh this day in the year of our lord 2014 a battle was fought which the world had never seen. A battle of photoshopped adorable pictures of robots so intense that even the parents saw it and did not know how to react. On this day all participants asked, why am I allowed on the internet? And on this day, none of them got an answer. 

UPDATE: ONE OF THE FIGHTERS HAS BROKEN TRUCE:

No word on what will happen next. The snow continues. Sprits are low but fan-girling keeps us together. More to come as it happens 

*truce was boken with permission 

BOLD BOLD BOLD IMPORTANT IM ALIVE OH MY GOSH HELLO ITS MADDIE PLEASE READ THIS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY. GOD. OH  MGDO. IM ALIVE. HELLO ITS ME MADDIE SOULGEMS I AM ALIVE AND BREATHING AND ALIVE AND HERE AND BACK TECHNICALLY BUT FIRST HERE IS THE SITUATION:

So apparently, my parents lied to scared me because they found out I had a skype (when I am not supposed to have one) and.

So when i got home from camp, they said “Maddie we’ve taken all of your electronics away because we know you disobeyed us. We know everything.” And also, my friend was on facebook and was on a funny posts page, saw one of MY TUMBLR POSTS, and showed it to my parents. So they knew i had skype and tumblr. They told me they went through my skype messages and read everything so obviously i thought they were telling the truth and thought that they found out about my sexuality, my ships, that im not a christian, everything.

ALL OF THE ABOVE THEY DIDNT.

THEY DONT KNOW IM PANSEXUAL. THEY DONT KNOW IM NOT CHRISTIAN. THEY DONT KNOW ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT I HAVE A SKYPE AND I CONVINCED THEM THAT I USED TO HAVE A TUMBLR BUT DONT ANYMORE.

IM LITERALLY. IM CRYING RIGHT NOW I THOUGHT ID NEVER BE ABLE TO COME BACK BUT IM HERE. IM HERE. IM COMING BACK.

so thats absolutely fantastic yes but. here’s the kicker. they gave me back my laptop and they were like “its been long enough you an have eveything back now” and my laptop died on me. like, i opened it and it crashed. it wont charge the port is broken or something and we’ve tried other chargers so currently im on my sisters laptop but shes leaving tonight so i’ll jsut have my phone/ipod which cant handle skype. but i’ll find a way to talk to everyone i swear. im sorry i worried you all and im sorry i left without any warning, im sorry ive been gone for so long. i missed you all so much more than you can ever ever imagine. i thought that i was never going to talk to any of you again and that i’d have to conform to my parents lifestyle.

i hope everyone sees this and hasnt forgotten about me because i sure havent forgotten ya’ll. IM SORRY THIS IS SO LONG BUT IM LITERALLY LIKE CRYING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE IM SO HAPPY TO BE BACK AND KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS STILL HERE AND IM JUST. HHHHHHHHHHHHH.

AS SOON AS I GET MY LAPTOP FIXED I’LL BE BACK FULL TIME BUT FOR NOW I’LL JUST BE ON WHENEVER I CAN, AND I CANT GET ON SKYPE RIGHT NOW BUT I WILL ASAP AS WELL.

I SEVERELY HOPE THAT ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN OKAY AND HAD GOOD WEEKS AND DAYS AND THAT YOUVE ALL STAYED AS GOLDEN AS YOU ALL ARE. GOODBYE FOR NOW<33

Out of the cinema, third time watching Frozen
  • *voice off* Anna!
  • me: oh, hey!
  • friend: *smirking* did you see Frozen, right?
  • me: hahaha, yes, it's the third time for me.
  • friend's friend: woah! Is it really that good?
  • me: *sighs dreamily, doesn't asnwer*
  • friend: Yeah ... I can see, you literally choked my dashboard with your Frozen posts.
  • me: but, I posted just three times on Facebook
  • friend: *smirking* I meant tumblr
  • me: wait ... you follow me ... on tumblr???
  • friend: *still smirking* yeah
  • me: *panicking* oh god. oh god. oh ... oh my god please don't tell anyone, please. It's ... just a thing I swear ... I'm not ...it's not like ...
  • friend's girlfriend: what?
  • me: nothing ... nothing really, I'm ... I can't tell you I'm ashamed. *points to friend* Don't even tell her! Don't even tell anyone I have a tumblr if somebody ask you you don't know not-
  • friend's girlfriend: ... you ship the sisters together, it's this ...
  • me: *eyes wide open* *puts hat on* *walks away*
  • they: *laugh*

Guys the worst thing in the world has happened to me.

I was going to keep it a secret, but I joined the showdown. So I posted on Facebook asking for someone to look over my story because a high percentage of my real life friends are fandom trash and Rumbelle shippers. Two former coworkers agreed and, because I am dumb, I posted a link to it.

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY GRANDMA READ ITGUYS.

SHE LIKED IT.

Oh god at least it wasn’t porn holy shit.

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Imagine Requested by: Anon
Request: ‘Could you do a Deadpool imagine where you’re a SHIELD agent and you’ve been assigned to do a mission with him. One where you two hit it off almost immediately and kinda goof off the whole time?’
A/N: Reader is genderfluid it’s just dick invovled jokes.

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Wade sighed in his chair as he waited for you. The thing is he was assigned with a SHIELD agent, probably a stuck-up, plain old boring and serious agent.
“Say it” Wade’s head turned to look at you, who was on the phone walking into the office, “After you say it” You sat down in the chair next to him and gave a curt nod towards him then back to the conversation, “I’m at half mast I NEED to hear this” After some words that could faintly be heard. He saw a sly smile appear on your face. “Houston we have no problems.”

You leaned back in your chair and stretched with your hands high above your head,
“So what’s the mission?” You asked, once you cracked your back you slouched back onto the desk “Please be something were I don’t have to get shouted at. Because it’s really weird I get a boner”
“Nah just a vid from some guy in HYDRA threatening us and he’s in Brazil” Wade replied, “That’s the bad part”
“What’s the good part?”,
“It’s also a vacay”
“Wait we have vacations!”
“Yep.” “Anyway what about the vid?”
“Oh right!” Wade pressed the play button and there was a bit of static at first then you were able to see the guy and you burst out in laughter.
“OH MY GOD HE’S STILL SO FUCKING FAT” You see the man you see in the video is the same guy you encoutered many years ago on one of your missions that invovled HYDRA.
“Wait you’ve met piggy?” Wade asked ignoring the video, you wipped away a tear,
“Shit that’s a good name for him. Oh yeah I’ve met him, let’s just say we’re good friends.”

The two of you sat on the private jet getting to know eachother which the two of you found out of how much the two of you are alike so to past time you guys shared jokes and stories.
“okay so one of my friends thinks he’s smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.” Wade huffed out a laugh.
“So the other day I changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.”
“Oh my god, did you really?”
“Yes, then I liked everyone’s shit.”
“You my man are going to change to world”

Once you guys landed you went to a hotel to stay for the night.
“Give me the penthouse” You demanded,
“Sorry but it’s already taken” The receptionist apologised, you sighed in aggitation and lifted your hand so that way two fingers were pointing at his forhead.
“You will give us the penthouse”
“I will give you the penthouse” He said in a trance. You turned your head to face Wade, “Look I can make him say whatever I want and he’ll believe it. Look.” You turned your head to face the receptionist, “White Chicks was amazing”
“White Chicks was amazing.” “OH OH, make him take his clothes off and run into the streets and say 'I’m a pretty ballerina’” You looked at him with a 'really’ look “It’s eaither that or much worse something worse” You simply shrugged and told the guy what to do and walked off. Wade stood behind watching as the receptionist actaully do as he said.

After a long walk to the penthouse, the elevator was out of order, you were able to finally relax once you got rid of the guy who was in it. You knocked on the door which was opened by the person who was occupying it.
“About time room service got here”
“Sorry, but I was here to see how your health plan is going.” You stated sweetly then you took your gun out and shot the person righ between their eyes. “Apparently it’s great” You walked into the penthouse and looked over your shoulder “Are you coming or not?”
“That depends” Wade said slyly,
“We are going to get along very well Deadpool”

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Oh my god.

My mum just posted my “What NOT to say to goth girls” video on her facebook saying shes proud and everything. Which, is lovely and all.. but now all manner of family and friends of the family will be flocking to my youtube channel.x___x HELP lol.

Trying to remember everything I’ve ever said on a youtube video ever omg.

Oh man this year has legit been a blur. I couldn’t even remember if I had any images I’d made to use in a banner for this. That’s pretty pathetic right? Well this year I traveled to Japan, China, Australia, and New Zealand so those were my big accomplishments. I’m so glad some of you added me on snapchat and instagram because even though you followed my adventures now I get to see yours as well and I love it. I changed schools but that became even more problematic than expected what with a Special Education Kinder class being moved into my room due to more students than ever. Add on a crazy principal who now claims I am married to the teacher of that class and that we need marriage counseling and man you have a mixture just right for insanity. Thank goodness I get along with that teacher and we’re on the same page or I might lose my mind. And last but not least I moved out of my parent’s place and in with my brother who has a house. Sure I live with three guys but it’s better than dealing with my mother and sister. Sorry dad. (: All right, that’s yoru recap now on to the follow forever.

Millie - I miss your face and hanging out with you. I just might have to come visit you. Also, thanks for ruining my life with tumblr and now more pokemon stuff.

Shay - OH MY GOD IT FINALLY HAPPENED. WE MET IN REAL LIFE. YOU WERE HERE AND IT WAS ONLY FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES BUT IT HAPPENED. YOU DO EXIST! (: CAN’T WAIT TO HOPEFULLY VISIT YOU BACK EAST WITH MIA.

Mariana - Rereading my last follow forever this makes it year three for us chatting on tumblr. But we stepped up our game by becoming facebook friends. (: So glad I get to chat with you about anything and everything.

Marie - Praise for our love of Chris Hemsworth and you always having some new post about him because I am slacking.

Now onto those who help make my dash pretty:

#, a, b, c - 358-2, aitachi, andwiththatbombshell, angrycatlady, aperfectlineapotheouns, arstonist01, aryastarksavatarparallels, baeamyblakesbecausehiddles, black-nata, brodinson, bunsofcheesecaptainhooking, christprattscoopershangover, cynickels

d, e, f - daenerysstormbornn, dailychrishemsworth, danielradcliffesdettsuendlesslydead, equalistmako, eucliffes,evkav, freedomfantasy, fuckyeahocarinaoftime,

g, h, i - gawainesgeekyme221b, glitterberry, goddamnchougreenskyeshaiisaki, hawkeinghellabutterfly, helldivershemsworthis, herashilmar hiddleston, ixilecterizumou

j, k, l - kalaswolvgang, kirstenscobeekurooes, lastisleladyluthien, lifelijks

m, n, o - manuelaneuermcavoys, meltabeads, milliepopmissivess, moriartymorrigansdemonmrschloebennet, murphcoopernatahsaromanoffnotapotato, oh-totoro, ohmythundergodoriginalnightpaper

p, q, r, s -  penydreadful, perfumofsighs, peterquillprozaischqueentaraknowles, quicksilvxrsredhoods, redvisorsrobredfordronaninch, rubyredwispruth-ful, sailormorrigansashiroisenoritacalytasgtbuckeesherlockspearesilverneko713, skywalkertrashsmolgrandpa, stelmariassuzuyajuzoo

t, u, v - teen-wolfthecloneclub, themoopointthestonemask, thordunathorvalkyrie, timberlakeswifttitanbender, trentsreznortwhiddlestonurzudvibrathor, villainyforbeginnersvvolvie

w, x, y, z - weakestheartyouwantabetterstory, zerotheredwolfzoesaldanas, zoeyskravitz

Apologies in advance if I forgot anyone!