my followers are awesome,

bee joke of the day
  • me: hey what did the california sushi roll say to the bee
  • person: what
  • me: WASA-BEE!!!!!
  • person:
  • me: also it wanted to say thanks for pollinating some of its components. without avocado and cucumber would it honestly *bee* that good? probably not.
  • person: wh-
  • me: save the bees

@lumenlight prompted me, “Sterek AU where Stiles tries to seduce Derek but Derek has the habit of only dating older people (Jennifer, Kate …). So he says no to Stiles and Stiles is really disappointed but by chance he keeps seeing Derek and with time Derek realizes that he may have made a mistake?”

Hope you like it!! 

~4000 words, rated M. (I don’t usually write smut, but I felt like this was that kind of prompt.)

on ao3

Stiles usually doesn’t venture as far out of town as the Preserve—there’s not much out here but trees—but today that’s kind of the point. If he’s going to start up a jogging regimen to prep for lacrosse in the fall, he’s sure as hell not going to do it in his own neighborhood, where all his neighbors can (and will) watch him flailing around looking stupid.

He doesn’t actually end up jogging at all, though, because before he finds the trail he’d marked on his map, his Jeep abruptly sputters and dies on him right in the middle of the road. That’s also about when it starts raining.

“Oh, come on,” Stiles groans, hitting his head on the steering wheel a few times.

He pulls out his phone to call someone—his dad, a tow truck, Scott—and there’s no signal. Right. Because he wanted isolated, and he got it.

There’s no sound at all except the drumming of the rain on the roof of the Jeep, coming down harder and harder, taunting him for being such a fucking idiot.

He thinks about waiting it out, but who knows how long that could take, and if he doesn’t make it back home in time for dinner or at least get somewhere where he can make a phone call, then his dad is probably going to think he got eaten by a mountain lion or something.

“Fuck it,” he mutters. He pockets his phone and keys, grits his teeth, and jumps out into the downpour.

*

He has to walk for about twenty minutes before he finds any sign of civilization. It’s a house, or at least part of one. It’s tucked away down a long dirt driveway on the edge of the Preserve and looks sketchy as hell. It’s been burned, badly, and even though it looks like maybe someone’s been fixing it up, it’s still not exactly what Stiles would call habitable. Part of the charred roof is caved in, and most of the windows on the second floor are shattered, their jagged glass gleaming ominously in the dim light and the rain.

Stiles would assume it’s abandoned, except that there’s a shiny black Camaro parked out front. That at least looks well cared for.

It’s that detail, plus the rather compelling fact that this is probably the only house for at least a mile and Stiles can feel his feet starting to rub raw in his wet tennis shoes, that finally gives him the courage he needs to squelch his way through the mud and onto the porch to knock on the door.

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Appreciation Post

Hello Lovelies!

This is an appreciation post for all of you. I just wanted to thank you all for being amazing and for continuing to be the beautiful and handsome people you are.

You’re blossoming into an amazing person. I’m so proud of each and everyone of you, and that won’t ever change. Continue to do what you love and be happy!

I’m sending everyone who reads this good vibes and happy feelings, so keep smiling you amazing and lovely people! When you guys are happy, I am happy. :)

Brightest blessings my dears!

~ everything-wiccan

1000 witnesses
  • Harry: I thought we agreed this was going to be a small gathering.
  • Draco: We did.
  • Harry: You call 1000 guests small?
  • Draco: I need as many witnesses as possible!
  • Harry: For what?
  • Draco: For when you finally become a Malfoy!
  • Harry:
  • Harry: Wait, we're not just having a garden party?
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jokes that will always be funny - canine characters, no matter their personality or intelligence, falling prey to spherical objects being thrown.

Please don’t tag as kin/me - Please don’t repost to other websites - Please don’t remove caption ✮

it’s been a few months since i did my first follow forever and i think it’s time to update it a bit! i’ve come across so many amazing yuri!!! on ice blogs since then and the first one just isn’t enough anymore. i also reached 8k a while ago so this will serve as a celebration post as well! thank you for following me everyone, here’s my new and improved yoi follow forever list! ♥

•  new additions italicized
♥ mutuals bolded

A  →  K
@accioharo / @actualyuuri / @blau678@borntomake / @bottom-viktor@chiarren / @dramaticvictor / @fencer-x@forovnix / @father-nikiforov / @fyeahyurionice / @fyyoi / @honeyuuri / @itsjjpositivity / @katsuukis@kazliin / @keilattes 

L  →  T
@lookiamnotcreative@lovelytitania / @makkakill @nikeforov / @nikifirov / @nikiforoving@nikiforo-v / @nikiforovprince@nikiforovshitposts@notactvictor / @peachyviktor / @plsetski@prince-nikiforov / @randomsplashes / @seek-victory / @sk8r-boi-yuri / @softnikiforov / @takemetovikturi / @tosquinha

V  →  Z
@ven-tsu / @victory-is-to-victuuri / @victoryuuris / @victuurificrec / @victuurificthings@victuuriporkbowl / @viktor-chan@viktorikiforov@viktornikiforow / @viktoronbottom / @vikturi-trash / @viktuuri–on–ice@viktuuri-pork / @viktyuuris@v-niliforov@vyctornikiforov / @yuurikatsukii@zephyrine-gale 

HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE! 1.8K FOLLOWERS!!! 😄🎉🎈❤️

Thank you so much, guys! I love you!! Not only am I thankful for liking, reblogging and of course the friendships, but also the support I’ve had through my worse days. It really means the world to me that you care. I honestly love you so much! <3 I still don’t know why so many of you follow me and how on Earth I reached this milestone but I’m so happy and grateful! ^-^

I’m gonna just shoutout some of you guys that I love and appreciate! I would tag all of you but that would take forever and it would be a really long post haha XD so if you’re not mentioned here, I still love and appreciate you! ❤️ Okay, here comes the big list :P

@thebluepikachu135 @lyssadee @jacksepticeyegifs @jacksepticeyetrashblog @kodimint @septiccommunity @neko-puff @trulymightypotato @hogwartsishome12 @britt-stone @youtubeswarriors @sparklesepticeye @blogger-says-what @septiplierawayxx @quiet-viola @ughmarkiplier @whovian1077 @craaaaaaaanky-creeew @dark-markiplier @angstphilosophy @pink-lemonade-blueberry-dragons @jacksepticishoulddie @ju5tacr3at0r @mihcael5sos @thisnekoisalynx @aprofessorbhaer @everythingbutthekitchen-oh @emeralddoesthings @sparkle-doggo @glitchymichi @smilesean @candylani17 @inkeddagger @supertimewizard @pikmin3girl @jack-septic-why @mcboss01 @therealechoplier @madiesunny @anna-ik-e @annalovesjacksepticeye @septiceyespeed @booperdoopererryday @theyoutubersart @antiisepticeye @sunnyhedgie @layne5272 @sansisnotonfire @chancere @puk128 @lum1natrix @septicplays @hetaliagirl15 @septic-vader @dragons-armors @xskeletonflowerx @geekygirl0816 @youtubesepticgirl @markseptic @martziplier98 @museiplier-the-whovian-pony @monkeybro277 @backtozain @jackaboy-fan-base @jackarooniemarkimoo @jackaboyandmarkimoo @xsepticsoul @shinnomew @brytespark @smol-happy-bean-jse @sam-septic-girl @achuisle @bossninja1 @finish909 @katielovesyoutubers35 @keskronwolf @thedarkshadowwolf @fluffyjacksepticeye @mightybread @honeydewhurricane @septic-eye-reigns @sarabruni79 @phanseptiic @zedcheerfulpineapple @pinkiainfinity57477 @markired @theamazingcbear @theamazingdancerisnotonfire @iibooperdooperii @magicmadiplier @potatoderp101 @imapantsu @bellascooby24 @sketchy-sammy-skelenerd @famceme @puddlejumpingx @atomicalpaca @xxsepticbossxx @johanna-hoods @torakumahiroshi @allieplier16 @hellishcrescendo @moreidcmlover @thatyoutuberfan2000 @rachelisafanpie @jackaboyandmarkiplier @newt-the-gluea5 @capriciousmunchies @glassy-colors @a-bad-poem @foximon @moxleyminion @yesantiplier @duckingfandomss @peachesthecutecat @septicuniverse @septicjacks @markiplier-and-jacksepticeye-fan @subbydingdan @sarcasm-gurl @epicemmag @shadowunicornofthenight @goddamn-highnotes @jeanmarie504 @peyhag @wisenightmarewasteland @miraculousmultifan @mikaylaseptic1 @emilyofmanyfandoms @louisesepticplier @delightful-jackaboy @jaydedjen110 @guyshowdoimakeausername @hufflepufftrax @tv-marathons-and-hot-chocolate @multiplestrongminds @light-up-heelies @jack-and-mark-fan113 @memyselfandwifi @musicgirlindiana @victoria-saenz @bearphan15 @heyitsmejuliamarie @shaynainshambles @autumn-feels @gamingdemon666 @multi-fandom-chick @5secondsofsepticeye @septic101 @ithunderstorm @buuper-duuper @irishbabay @divadonadance1 @offbrand-jacksepticeye @im-jacks-nerd @a-b-c-tjuh @you-were-an-island-to-discover @riverlakepondstream @hello-its-sky @kwolf911 @nenyathecat @probably-badgers @jacktrashno1 @heartfelt-smiles @lindsayariel @wiishuseyeliner @raptormobile @lostqueenambrose @notsosepticeye @atrashylifeforme @potatobuddy @jack-isms @jacksepticeyequotes @jacksepticeye-confesssions @folie-a-septicbox @tiny-septic-box-sam  @limbofine @lissachan504 @sugarwitchlove-deactivated20161 @nawtson-deactivated20170209 @sup-its-farmgirl200 @phoenixbluemusic @irrreversibility @shima-fam <== not in any particular order by the way! I love you all so much, even if you’re not mentioned in this post! You’re all awesome ❤️❤️❤️

If the only person who sees your progress is you, then thats just as valid as anyone else noticing it.

You’re a person and if you’re fighting every day against something like art block, depression or anything else, and no one notices but you? Good job!! You’re doing great and should feel proud of yourself, because you are the one whose fighting this, and everyone goes at a different pace.

Things will ease soon, and your progress will be out on display in time, keep going!

Hello everybody!! :D How are you all? ^^ Hope you are doing well hehe! :) *hugs tight in you all* ♥ So, as my blog is still quite new, so I was not sure if I would do it or not, anyway i’m honored to present you my first follow forever, and motivation to make a this is i reached a new follower goal this week and i want to celebrate with every single one of my followers and mutuals. ♥ Life has been difficult for me cause of university but yeah… its going quite well :D I want to thank ALL OF YOU for staying with me still and for being part of my life ;U; Whithout you I couldn’t get so far in many many things! Not only here but in my life, you always help me to carry on, to stay strong and have loads of fun in the end of a tiring day ;U; Every single you mean a lot to me ok? Even if I dont talk much to some of you, you all are very precious to me and I’m glad we are here and know each other, sharing our stuff and putting a little smile on everyones face :D PLS NEVER CHANGE GUYS!! <33 hehe I wish you all BEST LUCK for everything and may all your days be filled with happiness and love :D You deserve anything good! ♥ sorry for the simple edit lol

Bold: precious friends & mutuals (even if we don’t talk much, you’re my precious sunshine!)

Italics: lovely blogs who fill my dash with lovely posts, people who I look up to

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@12px | @95s | @94seulqi@asleepykid | @agustdoll | @affektionate@berribaek | @baechyu | @btees | @byunteh@bhbaekhyun | @chimchins | @cyphrs@cataerpie | @cchims | @cottontae | @cappukkino | @chaehwon | @divinesuga | @daeguboy | @dearmyjimin | @dimplechim | @doekyum | @eatchim | @eggkook | @etud-e | @gotjimin | @giantgyu | @glowguk | @ghostnamjoon | @galaxyxing

H-K

@hyungwyn | @hobilu | @hosieok | @hyunswon | @honeyjeon | @hoseokin | @huinnun | @hunah | @hunbyun@hosoeok | @hsseoks@hyungnu | @hoseokloved | @illicitblue | @juungkook | @jonginism | @jpghope@jeonggukk | @jeongahn | @jjoen | @jhopej | @j-bum | @jongkookie | @jiminsaid | @jichul | @ji-min | @jiminhale | @jiminliess | @jeon-gguk | @jngkookz | @kths | @kimtqtae | @kookiekoodo | @kasugate | @kool-lay | @knv | @kkwonhyuk

L-R

@lemonjimin | @lattaek | @lovingmyjk | @mblaq | @minghaou | @mnyunki | @mssuga | @minsugah | @mochiho | @morgrenth | @mainmaknae | @minghaio | @murahsoo | @myhoneyoongi | @namjoone | @namseok | @nmju | @namphilia | @nochuism | @namgin | @nohara@oshmilks | @oo-ji | @oshleepy | @oddseoks | @ohjoonie | @odaazai | @owhalien | @pcyoongi@poutychens@prkjmochi | @prettytae | @peachjim | @pamilku | @pvrade | @rapmonsama 

S-Z

@syubbie | @skybluell | @syubble | @soukjins | @starmin | @study-ksj | @shyubi | @seoksjn | @stargguk | @snowystudiess | @sugacreme | @sungeol | @sukooks | @softjimns | @softjjks | @softfortae | @sehhunie | @seulginims | @sehokjin | @taeguk | @ttae | @taecheol | @taehvyngs | @taebaeul | @taehyunguh | @taenkful | @taeverie | @taevguk | @taemed | @tae-holic | @taegubun | @tpersephone | @ww96 | @wydkook | @wonuflake | @whateverjimin | @whaleien | @xehunted | @yoongitis | @yusumii | @yugyeomies | @yoongity 

♥  BLOGROLL - check out my blogroll to see my all awesome blogs I follow!

(sorry if I mispelled your url or if you changed your url on the last min!! message me if I got some of them wrong and I’ll correct it! <3) 

@ any of y’all who use fidget cubes, spinners, etc. or any other stim stuff in public : DON’T LET ANYONE MAKE YOU FEEL BAD!! it’s perfectly okay and normal to use stim stuff in public!! especially fidget spinners - just because they’re a dumb meme doesn’t mean you’re weird. don’t let some bully stop you from doing what you need to do! you’re awesome! you do you!  

So I have one of those blog tracker things - I use it mostly as a way to dissuade anon hate and that stuff, and see what people seem to be liking out of my personal stuff. It doesn’t tell me a lot, just the general location of people on my blog and what they’re reading. I have 2 folks reading from my wincest masterlist atm - one reading bottom!sam, one reading bottom!dean stuff and they’re both in Kansas like… almost right on top of one another. 

And all I can think of is how this is a great fanfic idea - 2 folks like this one author’s stuff and they live almost next door to each other but have no idea until the author makes a comment about it and they end up meeting and falling in love and – this could be an AU. So, thank you, mystery readers in Kansas whoever you are. You’ve given me an excellent idea and you should really figure out who you are and say hi.

anonymous asked:

*sends hugs*

Thank you, anon!

YO WHERE THE FUCKING SHITTING HELL IS MY FUCKING TAG-ABILITY TUMBLR I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND HOLY ON THE INTERNET (okay yeah, that’s flimsy, my bad) I TRY TO DEFEND YOU AND BE GRATEFUL AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING REPAY ME??? IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU DIDN’T LET ME SEE MY ALREADY-USED ONES IN REPLYING TO ASKS BUT NOW I CAN’T TAG ASKS AT ALL??? WHAT IF THEY’RE FUCKING NSFW OR HAVE TRIGGERS, ASSHATS????

also big thanks to @ivycorp and @invinciblend

OH I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN I CAN’T FUCKING TAG PEOPLE EITHER WHY WOULD I EVER NEED THAT, HMM?????

jfc anyway hell!May is going okay, hopefully if I don’t get a flare, I’ll be able to get a couple posts up maybe next week or the week after!

HASHTAG ASKS, HASHTAG FUCK THIS HELLSITE