my first ship and it's perfect

i really don’t want to do that again 

Imagine turning on a new episode of raven’s home. Season 3, or maybe even season 4. So much has happened. Crushes and holiday specials. Birthdays, more dances, new music. New friendships, old friendships. Episodes on bullying and standing up for what is right. Teachers, dogs, whacky misunderstandings. The kids going through trials and trials and trials. Puberty, periods, dating. Life lessons and relatable hardships. Guest stars and guest stars and guest stars. Deep, dark, important themes. Real themes. Subtle, of course, but executed nonetheless. Disney has progressed, and progressed so fast and so far. And finally, it has all come to this. Imagine turning on the new episode and seeing raven and chelsea kissing. Live show. Gifs, screenshots, edits, clips, tweets, articles, fanart, fanfic, posts, posts, posts. Trending. Everywhere. It is the most viewd episode in history. Reaches 1 mill views in about a week on youtube. 100K notes on tumblr. Kids/teens/adults/elders react to First same sex kiss on the disney channel ever. Ever. Some concerning parents call/write in asking if it was really necessary. Everyone else celebrates. The ship has sailed. It is canon. They marry by the finale. The world is at peace. Tranquility and serenity is within reach. 70 years is added to our lifespan. The crops are watered, our acne cleared. Nothing is wrong ever again.

ok but, anyone remember when Tuvok went through pon farr and they created a hologram of his wife to help him? (let me pause for a moment and remember this gem: “I am a married man.”- “It’s the holodeck, Tuvok. It doesn’t count.” - “Is that what you tell your wife?” – vulcans are so loyal <3 )  and then after the hologram of his wife indeed helped him, he still complained that it wasn’t perfect because his wife’s ears were ‘four millimeters shorter than the facsimile’ ^ (lmao)

so it got me thinking about this:

[pictured: S/U meet a different gender version of themselves from another reality. FemSpock keeps staring at Uhura to compare her features to that of maleUhura because she knows her boyfriend’s face to the millimeters]


..and now I’m thinking about: what if some alien race with shapeshifting abilities infiltrates the enterprise, and one of them assumes Uhura’s form to trick Spock, and the others, into revealing important stuff? Or maybe it’s even some kind of psycological test they create to try to understand other alien species, especially humans, and what their interpersonal relationships are based on and how they relate to each other, and what makes a person and their identity beyond their physical form and appearance. 
And Spock is like

- nope. 

This is not her. You are not my Nyota, where is she?  

And the horrible thing is that no one believes him at first because the copy is near perfect but Spock insists that some of her proportions are all wrong and proceeds to list the differences between the original and the copy to the millimeters.  And then all the things about her personality that just don’t feel right, in spite of the shapeshifter trying their best to replicate her from what they got in their study of the ship and its crew. But Spock knows it’s not her and it doesn’t matter if no one listens to him and they think he’s crazy, it’s not her; he feels it when touching her too and he doesn’t feel her unique telepathic signature. It’s not her.
and then, of course, at one point little by little they all finally start to believe him because they know her too and he makes them see things and he’s right, it’s not her how could we believe it was her?

anonymous asked:

"Felicity" was a freaking ad-lib. How dead are you Matty?

Combined with the fact that the 1x03 script was basically flipped on its head by Stephen and Emily, improvised to give us that perfect first meeting we adore so much… and then this

Suffice it to say I’m very, very dead. (So dead that I’m urging you to join me in my graveyard.)

Because it just reinforces what we’ve always known :

No one ships Olicity like Amell ships Olicity 

And the two of them have improvised on the script to give us some of our most squeal-worthy Olicity moments.

Stephen and Emily - Destroying the Olicity Fandom, One Ad-Lib at a Time : A Saga

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Gradence/Gravebone/Gredence/Graves x Credence Fic Rec list

Originally posted by illilis

WARNING: most if not all of these stories have some to a lot of smut, possibly dub-con and/or non-con and/or questionable situations and consent. please be aware, and proceed with caution. also lots of spoilers. these are rec’s and reviews beyond the flailing sorts of comments i leave on the actual fics so yes that too.


First off I must mention the fact that when I left the theater after seeing the movie for the first time, the one thing I knew I wanted was some kind of consensual BDSM stuffs, and THIS series is bringing that to the extreme. I’ve dabbled and I’m still learning, the shit I include in my writing is pretty damn tame but this series is not, and I LOVE it. it’s a Modern AU where Credence and Graves are eventually living the scene 24/7 and it’s intense but so so so good.

Three parts currently:

Notes on a Lifestyle

Anima Mea

Lux(uria)

author is @clutchhedonist on tumblr too!

Next we have Show Me

The fic you knew was going to ensue after the healing scene and its frankly dreamy and perfect and I love it so much but its Credence and Grindelwald!Graves, so if that’s problematic, you know to avoid.


and next we have more sin aka smut that’s just short of a plot but you know what? that’s ok. Some of us just needed smut after all that goddamned sexual tension, so here, enjoy some

Freedom (Bound and Restricted) –great name btw.

also technically part of a series, and it is Credence and Grindelwald!Graves


and at long last we have an AU where Credence ends up finding the Real!Graves and he’s a bit of an asshole and you know what? it works damn well.

Its also a glorious 7k words and there is smut too so…. Yeah.

Such as is common to Man


a story I have been long awaiting and am breaking my ‘I never read WIP’s’ USUALLY rule, the Sugar Daddy AU and its of course modern and just, well, what it says.

What Shines Through

also go follow this creature on tumblr because just…do it.

@jonstarks

next up is the newest of the A/B/O stories, only 2 of which I have ever read, bc frankly its not usually my cup o’tea, but HOT DAMN for this ship I’ll take anything with smut that’s not too non-con or dub-con so yeah.

this is a lil confusing bc it is Real!Graves and Credence, but Grindelwald is sort of behind the scenes pulling the strings.

The Mating Habits of American Wizards


HERE is the first A/B/O story I read and goddamn it it’s a WIP but its so damn filthy and good im along for the sinful ass ride.

Pin me and mount me like a butterfly –YET ANOTHER PERFECT TITLE Hella

literally i was getting blushy reading this, and I aint no innocent little virgin, this story is just so….uh, well, when I saw the update posted lets just say I didn’t walk I ran to it.

also follow here @grindlywindlywald

now for something a bit darker, this story is a story with daddy!kink but its Grindy!graves and Credence and slightly dub-con so be ware.

I was just so thirsty for daddy!kink after usually seeing the only stories tagged that way are in RUSSIAN WHICH I CANNOT SPEAK OF COURSE so then I saw this and holy shit.

Mine


THIS story I just read today, after having seen the prompt sort of floating around the tag, and it is just great, short but good. I always want more of course because like how could I not?

So Graves is summoned to Credence before he’s found the Obscurus, mostly by accident. And yeah its fun.

Caught so neatly, as a bird in a net

@emowithalightsaber

this next story is one of my legit favorites I think ive read it about ten times and its just ugh, for those who wanted a non!innocent/virginal Credence and Graves first time, and HELLA he is a bit of a hoe but he’s fucking sweet and adorable so its FIIINE.

Til Tomorrow Comes

this needs a sequel like soon pls but if not its ok ill survive

(I wont)

THIS story I found myself reading at my car place awaiting the checkup, and let me tell you, reading smut for these two in public is still a challenge to keep a poker face, esp this little bit of fluff which sounds strange considering the plot-ish, its Prostitute!Credence and its great.

Fill My Head With Dreams


here’s a bit more filthy sin before we get to my ALL TIME FAVE FIC, and it gets DARK ish at the end so watchout. Grindle!graves x Credence.

Showersex. Because duhhh.

I want Colin Farrell naked in a shower with Ezra on his knees so this is a close second.

Wipe you clean with dirty hands


#timetosininearnest

THE LORDS WORK. Let me tell you a bit about this story. I have lived a life full of oppressive religion and plenty of gaslighting bullshit, and this story contains lots of that, but with plenty of angstyfluffysmut and a happy ending (SPOILER) to make it worth it, to me, so theres that.

This is also my fave trope of young innocent Credence being (accidentally) corrupted by hot smexy older Graves and its just bomb as fuck.

DID I MENTION ITS 15K?

Cause yeah.

Time for your come to jesus moment. More like come to graves and come for graves moments amiright?

The Lord’s Work


this concludes my horribly organized and off the cuff list, and it is not as complete as it should be, I’ll prolly end up updating it sometime soon.

Enjoy the sinbin my lovelies!

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And here is a perfect example of my usual way of creating something: step 1. have an idea, step 2. draw the first half, step 3. have something comparable to a writers block but for artists, step 4. let it rest for half a year and start the process all over again.

Anyway, have this - the ultimate shipper meme

I used to watch this TV show House of Anubis on Nickelodeon when I was in middle school, and I only watched like halfway through season 2, before I stopped watching. Honestly, that show was probably the last show I watched on Nickelodeon before I moved on to bigger and better shows.

But House of Anubis will always hold a special place in my heart, because it was the first show I got obsessed over. The show that introduced me to shipping. The first show/thing I looked up on a wiki. The first show I read excessive fanfiction about.

So recently, I went and looked up House of Anubis on its wiki to see what I missed in the last season and a half. AND ALL OF MY SHIPS WENT WRONG. ALL OF THEM. I don’t think you understand how devastating this is. These were ships that I obsessed and squealed about, my first OTPs, that the show spent a whole two seasons working up to and making them perfect. And what did they do in their last season? They threw them away and had everyone get together with people that they had never even interacted with before. I WANT TO FUCKING PUNCH ALL THE WRITERS.

EVERY. SINGLE. SHIP.

Now I’m curious. Did any of you guys watch House of Anubis? Anyone else feel my pain?

FE8 Week, Day 5: Ruled

“When Joshua returned to Jehanna, he took Natasha as his bride and claimed the throne as its rightful heir. Natasha was the perfect companion, and together, they carried the mighty desert nation to great glory.”

Whoever thinks Klance is Dead can Fite me: a post

T  R U S T M E 

the writers know what they’re doing!!

So many people are complaining about how Klance won’t be canon after watching season 4. We all know that there is a pretty legitimate reason for this, though, which is that Keith left to train with the BoM. 

And I don’t understand??? Why people are suddenly turning sides? 

Here’s the way I see it 

Reasons Klance Will be Canon:

-Literally. All their interactions. There’s too many and you can find a list somewhere else.

-Klance, unlike other ships like Hance or Sheith, seems to be getting development. Similar to Lance doesn’t flirt with Allura anymore, Lance and Keith have had a slowly growing relationship

-Uhh is everyone forgetting about the VR game where Lance and Keith are bickering and teasing each other in front of death

-We know for sure Lance will fall in love, and it would be a pretty bad decision on the writer’s part to just suddenly add in a character for Lance to fall in love with. 

-There are so many symbolic shots scattered throughout the show. The red and blue stars? Perspective shots that mean something? How the bi-colored flag and the rainbow are on a heavy Klance development scene? BLS

-Voltron tagged 1 or 2 of their videos as “Klance”, which may just be because of the views, but come on 

Reasons Klance will Apparently, NOT be Canon: 

-”Well, I mean,,,, they didn’t get many interactions in season 4, even though Keith was off screen most of the time”

You all sound ridiculous, full offense. Why are you complaining about writers who are putting a show first in front of a ship?

Season 4 was v intense, with a new character and a lot of plot movement. Is so, that means there will be room in Season 5 for things to settle down.

- - - 

Like what our baby boy Lance said (to Keith, may I add), “cool your jets”. Just because the show is currently focused on its plot doesn’t mean it’s going to drop all of it’s character development. I admit, Season 4 is probably my least favorite season as of now, but it still had some great moments. No show is perfect. 

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I can’t get enough of you… ‘cause I love you❤ please, stay by my side…

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“It’s not p'Ohm’s fault. I didn’t get enough sleep last night.”
“Take some rest if you need, Mick. I don’t want anything to happen to you, got that?”

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Hello ToppKlass ❤ I’m selling my ‘First Street’ album from Topp Dogg with it’s Nakta photocard~

Everything is in perfect condition !
I’m selling for $15 free ship (USA only) or $15 + $5 shipping for outside countries

Please message me if interested and reblog to help boost, thank you 😊

UPDATE: its been sold 💗

anonymous asked:

Ship your mutuals with members of exo!

THIS IS GREAT OMG okay:

@velvetchen im just gonna go ahead and ship you with jongdae because i know how much you love him😊  also you would definitely be so cute together!

@yeoleow i ship you with junmyeon!! and you love him so i think it works hahaha

@baekhyuns-wife definitely baek! though i want to keep him for myself, you’d be adorable together 💕

@btwowb i dont know who your exo bias is, but if i had to pick, i think id ship you with yixing?? idk man it’d be cute!!

@shesdreaminginoverdose im gonna say baekhyun and thats a big deal, considering the fact that i adore him so much!! but yeah, you’re too sweet and adorably perfect for him 😘

@serendipity-eve definitely jongin! i dont know why, but he’s the first one that popped into my head!

@ourlordandsaviourohsehun not just saying this because he’s your obvious bias, but i think your personality would match sehun’s so well! 

@kookiie-bear jongin!! (i know you love him)

@universedxo im gonna say kyungsoo…not really sure why but yeah!! cuteness!!

@hyunyeolx babeee you’re the only person on this list im shipping with chanyeol, and its because i just KNOW you’d be perfect together

@peachykaix a little obvious, but i ship you with your beloved baby bear jongin, i think if you ever met, it would be like an adorable instant love situation

@byunshim baekhyun!!! ive literally shipped all my bbh mutuals with bbh wow

@forexcapism can i say minseok?? imma say minseok 😄  

phew so that’s all from the top of my head, but theres still mutuals i havent mentioned!! will maybe do another? but this was fun!!

                    You won,   and she   chose you,   and she loved you, and   she’s gone.
                           It's over, isn't it? Why can't I move on?

            Yamanaka Ino & Haruno Sakura: Shipping Aesthetic | Lyrics: It's Over, Isn't It? (Steven Universe)

Songs From The Void--Track 1

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Voidfish Lullaby

I awoke to the sound of singing.

I’d become used to such things over our year at the Legato Conservatory; no matter how much the builders invested in soundproofing there was still the constant background noise of students practicing their compositions or humming snatches of some piece that their Light of Creation had broadcasted out to us. The first thing I noticed about this new world was how quiet it was.

But this singing wasn’t like what I’d heard at the Conservatory—the polished, perfect tones with their rich sound and strong vibrato. It was hushed, and not all of the notes were in tune, and the singer’s voice was rough around the edges.

I followed the sound through the passageways of the Starblaster, navigating by feel in the dark. I had considered that perhaps after spending an entire year off the ship I would lose some of my familiarity with its layout and need the lights to see again, but no. It’s too well ingrained by now. No wonder, I suppose. I’ve spent most of my life here on this vessel. By now, twice as many years as I spent on our home Plane.

The singing came from the kitchen, and as I approached I saw a dim, shifting light cast gentle shadows across the walls. It must have been the haze of sleep that I hadn’t fully shaken off, but I didn’t recognize the source of the light until I turned the corner and saw Magnus playing with the baby.

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This is my OTP. Its actually the first official ‘Cannon’ Pairing on this blog! Soooo yep!

Mango and Mari for life~

Mari and Mangle both have trouble talking for one reason or another, ones mute and ones a spaz. So they kind of make the perfect couple. They dont need to talk u v u.


((ALSO I’M ALIVE! I WILL BE UPLOADING MORE SOON! I’M WORKING SORRY FOR THE LATE POST GUYS!))

Okay, hear me out.

An action film where Chris Pine and Sebastian Stan play partners, and Sebastian is in love with Chris but thinks Chris is into their handler, Zoe Saldana.

Chris gets kidnapped/captured and when Sebastian finds out he does that teary-eyed, barely-holding-it-together thing. He goes against orders and - with Zoe’s help covering for him at the agency - tears the world apart to get Chris back, while Chris fights his way out from the inside.

They meet in the middle and everything’s great for like ninety seconds until - PLOT TWIST - it was all a trap to capture Sebastian because he has information they need and the bad guys know he’s in love with Chris. Chris had no idea! Sebastian cries some more.

Of course they escape and destroy the bad guys and save the world and get medals or something, and then Sebastian is like, ‘Look, about the whole in love with you thing, I don’t expect -’ and then Chris just

Kisses Sebastian.

Right there. In the parking lot of their agency headquarters.

Sebastian cries because he’s so happy, and they make out a little more and then walk to their car holding hands, the first openly gay action heroes in a major summer blockbuster THE END