my first captain

unpopular opinion: steve rogers is not lawful good aligned because COME ON when has that man EVER respected rules or laws he jumped out of a plane without a parachute, went in alone to a nazi base to save bucky, and rebelled against the entirety of shield because he knew they were corrupt my boy is chaotic good and no one can convince me otherwise

madamxpresident  asked:

Prompt (if you want): captain america zimbits where Bitty is the unlikely super solider candidate and jack is the hot/intimidating foreign training officer (bonus for shitty being howard stark???)

HELLO YOU JUST COMBINED TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS HELL YEAH

Based on this scene 

And also bonus featuring shitty

(in which the super soldier serum did work but didnt change how bitty looked)

Bucky: “Don’t do anything stupid until I get back.”

Steve: *Joins the army despite being physically unfit.*

Steve: *Jumps on what he believes to be a live grenade.* 

Steve: *Volunteers for a dangerous science experiment.*

Steve: *Storms a HYDRA base by himself.*

Steve: *Runs deeper into a HYDRA base that has just been rigged to self destruct.*

Bucky: “So basically you interpreted “don’t do anything stupid” as an invitation to do everything stupid short of crashing a plane into the ocean or picking a fight with aliens.”

Steve: *Adds that to the list of things to do next time he and Bucky get separated.*

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I feel like a subtitle to Captain America: Civil War could be Bucky and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

anonymous asked:

hey if ur looking for requests can you draw cheddar my son from Brooklyn nine nine

THIS IS THE GREATEST REQUEST IVE EVER GOTTEN THANK YOU SO MUCH 

if you don’t believe that cheddars loving fathers have bought him a tiny captains hat then you are wrong my friend