my first au ship ever and it was because they were both so hot

the worst thing about trying to decide to read a fic:

-horrible writing.

-the summary is good but the story is written in a different language or is badly written.

-opening it to find no spaces between the paragraphs.

-both your otp and notp is tagged and you have no clue if you want to take a risk or not.

-tagged major character death and you start sweating.

-hasn’t been updated in 80 years but the summary is on point and their the best fucking writer ever.

-you start reading only to find that the person updates every ten years and you just happened to catch them on a day they finally updated.

-you find a writer and check them out, only to find out they mostly write about your notp - and of course they always update, have perfect writing and have stories that are epic.

-stories with so many fucking tags, you just shake your head and move on.

-the “i suck at summaries please check it out still” and you just, pause because it has your otp and you debate whether or not to take the risk.

-you find a pairing you never considered before and think holy shit, that could be hot and spend all day hunting through the tag.

-you ship a pairing so fucking hard, only to find like two fics and you start weeping.

-when you find a perfect story only to check the tags and see some weird shit that disgusts you and you scream why.

-a fic with good writing and summary but it’s so short or is only fan-art.

-a crossover fic where you have both of your fandoms but don’t have both of otps, just one.

-one shots that are so good you wish they were longer.

-when your notp is tagged but it’s labeled as a past relationship or says your otp is endgame, and you have to go through the notp’s awkward breakup in order for your otp to happen.

-when someone doesn’t tag properly and a plot twist hits you and you want to cry.

-you finally find a great fic that has been updated and the last update says writes block, personal issues- can’t do this, asks for co-writer, discontinues it or says lol i hate how this is turning out, deleting.

-when a writer as twenty stories to update and you cry because you like all of them and you have to wait.

-when you remember a story from like five years ago and you search for it, only to find it’s been deleted or can’t seem to find it anywhere.

-when a writer gives you an update schedule and you’re excited because they follow it but then they start missing it and you just…

-when a writer deletes a story and rewrites the same story but you like the original better.

-when your reading a story about a rare pairing that interests and your otp hate each other or just friends and it’s just so weird to read.

-when one half of your otp is in another relationship and the other half shows up with someone else and then you remember, right i’m not reading a story about my otp so i can’t get mad.

-when your otp is popular but it’s not as popular as another ship in the fandom and you hate how the other ship as so much more stories than your ship.

-when you try to read an ot3 relationship because it has two characters you love but the other character is usually from your notp and you hate when your notp share moments.

-when you beg an author (usually one where they aren’t in the fandom really) to write more stories about your otp and they say maybe and it never happens.

-when the writer literally shits on your favorite character and you can’t go through it anymore.

-when your otp isn’t the main pairing and you don’t really care about the other pairings in the story and skip to your otp parts.

-when a story has a million words and it’s so good and you know that you will spend all day and night reading it until your eyes hurt.

-when a story have 200 parts to it and you lose all hope after a while because the story is dragging.

-when your otp is going through something and so many stories are filled with angst, fluff and hurt that it makes you cry because yup, i need to read about my pain for my otp.

-when the writer refuses to write the smut you been waiting for and your otp is stuck in unresolved tension mode forever.

-when the writer unexpected changes the story’s events and you are disappointed by the direction.

-when you find a great au and the characters are so out of character… it makes you sad.

-when you open a fic only to find you hate the point of view and you scream.

-when you request a prompt and the author writes it but you are disappointed and just smile through the pain.

-when you have such a good idea in your head and you try to write it but it’s so bad that you delete it and cry, hoping someone else writes the brilliant idea that you had.

-when you don’t ship something anymore but see a great plot and you click the story and take a deep breath - because shit is about to go down.

-when you reading a great story but get distracted and skip some parts, shit goes down in between and then you think fuck, and have to start over.

-when it’s tagged “slow burn” and you say i can do this and it’s chapter 30 and my ship still hate each other like what.

-when the author says this is their first time writing smut and you think on god they better do this right - only to find out they writing eight pages on your otp making love. like yes.

-when the smut is so rushed or improper you feel cheated and log off because done. like so done.

-when it’s tagged “everyone lives” and your eyes water because that’s all you ever wanted in life.

-when the author leaves a cliffhanger and says in the author’s note “lol sorry about the cliffhanger, i’ll update soon”. you ain’t sorry, stop lying.

-when you see that the story is complete and do a happy dance, only to realize that it ended badly or the sequel/series hasn’t been updated.

AUs and Prompts List

So I just gathered some prompts and AUs that I really like. Take your pick!

 

  1. Imagine your OTP exchanging gifts for the first time during the holidays, maybe both a little nervous that the other won’t like their gift. It turns out that neither has any reason to be anxious; both love the other’s gift and kisses are exchanged along with each present.

  2. Imagine person A of your OTP relentlessly flirting with B in public, just to see B blush.

  3. Imagine your OTP studying together, and for every question answered right, somebody has to take off a piece of clothing.

  4. Imagine Person A keeps having nightmares about Person B. They don’t know what disturbs them more— how scary the dreams are, or how arousing they are.

  5. Person A has given up on love. Nope. Love is not for them. Forget that…. And then they meet person B and think; “Annnd this is the asshole who will ruin everything.”

  6. Imagine your OTP is wrestling over the remote.

  7. Imagine Person A of your OTP seeing Person B with bed hair for the first time, and being totally blown away by how cute/hot/etc. they look with their hair being a huge mess. Bonus: if Person A gets flustered when Person B pokes fun at them for liking it.

  8. Imagine your OTP intertwining their fingers together while they’re in bed.

  9. Imagine your OTP have a morning class together and person A always walks in late and has obviously just woken up and person B thinks that the grumpy person who sits in front of him is the cutest thing ever.

  10. Person A leaving thigh hickeys on person B.

  11. Imagine your OTP stuck in an elevator after they’ve had a fight. 

  12. Imagine your OTP getting in a fight and one of them yelling that they love the other one and then it gets really quiet.
  13. Imagine person A of your OTP scaring person B (during Halloween) on accident so badly that they cry.

  14. Imagine your OTP cuddling under a blanket on a cold winter night. Person A gently wrapping their arms around Person B and lightly kissing down their neck making Person B shiver from something other than the cold outside.

  15. Imagine your OTP running into each other under the mistletoe. Person A blushes and goes to suggest that they don’t have to kiss but Person B cuts them off with a kiss.

  16. Imagine person A of your OTP wearing person B’s clothes.

  17. Imagine person A walking out of the bathroom after a shower, half-naked and wreathed in steam, and B immediately dropping whatever they were holding. Bonus if it’s an animal which gives them the stink eye before slinking away.

  18. Imagine your OTP as teachers at the same school who are always flirting and have their students shipping them without realizing it.

  19. Imagine person A of your OTP coming home from the gym all sweaty. Person B sees this and gets instantly turned on.

  20. Imagine your OTP moving in together. They’re unpacking each other’s boxes when they find, ah, interesting things they didn’t know the other person owned.

  21. Imagine your OTP finding fanfic of each other, either separately or together. Alternately, imagine Person A writing fanfic of them and Person B finding it/finding out about it, or they both write it and find each other’s.

  22. Imagine your OTP waking up at the same time for a midnight snack and Person B scares Person A on accident.

  23. Imagine your OTP living together. The air conditioner breaks during the hottest week of summer and your OTP has to figure out how to stay cool. Alternately, the heating breaks during the coldest week of winter and your OTP has to figure out how to stay warm.

  24. Imagine your OTP not having enough blankets for both of them and sharing. It takes some doing, but they settle comfortably into each other’s arms and fall asleep listening to each other’s heartbeat, smelling their hair, feeling the rise and fall of their breath. The next morning, they’re still in the same position.

  25. Imagine your OTP living in a dorm. Person A thinks that person B is kinda cute, but otherwise doesn’t feel much for them. Person A goes to borrow a textbook from person B and walks in on person B in their pajamas with their hair all messed up and person A thinks it’s the cutest thing ever.

  26. Imagine person B of your otp uses person A as a pillow.

  27. Imagine person A of your otp goes to a bookstore and spends hours just looking at books and person B sees them and falls in love with how passionate they are and how geeky they are.

  28. Imagine person A of your otp is reading a book late at night and person B can’t sleep so they ask person A to read to them so person A starts reading out loud and a few minutes later person B is completely knocked out and person A gives them a kiss on their forehead.

  29. Imagine Persons A and B of your OTP both go to a private school. Person A is really studious and innocent, like never been kissed type thing. In contrast, Person B got kicked out of their old school for sleeping with a teacher. One day Person B sees Person A in the hall and decides that ‘corrupting’ Person A will be their personal mission this school year. Up to you whether or not they succeed.

  30. Imagine person A of your otp is waiting at a restaurant for their date and is obviously being stood up and person B notices this, just before person A gets sick of waiting and gets up to leave person B sits with them, and even though they aren’t who person A was waiting for they end up having a lot of fun and hooking up.

  31. “Bonding solely via eye contact over that annoying person on our plane that we’re both slowly becoming more and more exasperated about” au.

  32. “Constantly fighting for the best seat in the library/coffee shop/whatever” au.

  33. “We are both stuck in the dorm common room because their respective roommates needed ‘alone time’” au.

  34. “I was walking by the roller coasters and someone’s shoe flew off and hitme in the head” au.

  35. “You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face” au.

  36. “I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.” au.

  37. “Now or Never kiss” au.

  38. Being on the brink of admitting their feelings for each other but then getting interrupted.

  39. Both of them being the best friends that everyone just assumes is a couple and no one is even surprised when they announce they’re official because 'wtf do you mean you weren’t before?’

  40. “I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting" au.

That klance bodyguard au we love

I’ve been non-stop thinking about that klance bodyguard au and I wanted to write my own version but I’m not quite sure about how I want it to go, so here is just some random stuff I was thinking of including!!

-lance is the altean prince
-Keith is a member of the blade of marmora
-altea and BoM are allied in the fight against former black paladin zarkon and his galra army
-Keith is assigned to be prince lance’s bodyguard after an attempted kidnapping
-lots of langst in the beginning
-his father basically ignores him and heavily favours his sister, and he feels like he can never live up to his expectations
-basically just a sad lonely boy hiding behind a bright smile
-he is pretty close to his sister tho, and he knows for a fact that coran adores him
-lance develops a crush on his new bodyguard right away b/c Keith is a hot af badass whose actually a closet cutie pie
-Keith immediately thinks that the prince is totally cute, but he’s kinda slow to pick up on emotions so it takes him forever to figure out his own feelings
-when he does it’s mutual pining city
-Keith refuses to start anything w/lance for the longest time because he’s the prince and is definitely off limits
-but lance is super persistent, esp when Keith admits to liking him too
-eventually Keith will cave b/c he’s weak when it comes to lance
-a secret relationship begins
-lance will probably tell allura b/c she’s his best friend, and she’ll tell him it’s a bad idea but she won’t rat him out
-siblings that ride or die
-still the pressure of being prince and being in love and not able to tell anyone is slowly getting to lance
-he knows what he wants but he isn’t sure how to get it
-finally he makes a decision and tells Keith that he wants to run away together
-at first Keith will refuse (just like when they first got together)
-but we’ve already established that Keith is weak, so eventually he agrees
-he doesn’t really have any strong ties to anyone anyways
-lance will write these super long and emotional letters to coran and allura, who both cry profusely after reading them
-the letter he writes to his father is a lot more formal, but after all this time of barely even being on his radar he’s not quite sure what to say
-they leave in the dead of night is Keith’s ship
-can’t forget that he’s still the best pilot anyone’s ever seen, which means he gets the best ride
-it’s sleek and silent, has a convenient cloaking mechanism, can open wormholes and travel faster than anything else
-that things his baby
-when they first leave they don’t really have a destination in mind
-their main goal is to just get as far away as possible
-when alfor finds out his son is gone he’s beyond pissed that lance would pull something like this during a war
-but as time goes on and there’s still no sign of him he becomes worried
-eventually he realizes his mistakes and is super guilty for pushing his son away
-as Keith and lance travel they keep a low profile and try not to attract too much attention
-they eventually come across earth, a planet tucked far away on the outskirts of the known universe
-they take a stealthy look and fall in love with the blue planet
-they also think it’s the perfect place to start over
-you aren’t supposed to interfere with any planet or race that hasn’t developed enough to discover space on their own, but since they aren’t planning on standing out here they think it’s fine
-they spend their first few months on earth in a secluded desert shack, using their advanced tech to learn as much about their new home as possible
-lance uses his altean chameleon ability to look human
-for stories sake I’m headcannoning that galra can use their magic to somewhat change their appearance
-it still surprises them both when Keith is able to easily change his appearance to look completely human (first clue to half-human Keith)
-they fake their papers (gotta make it look like they’ve always lived on earth) and apply to the garrison (it’s the closest school, and they applied on a whim)
-they both make it in
-Keith is obviously top of the class (after flying super high tech alien spaceships, the ones on earth are like child’s play)
-lance is second (he isn’t nearly as good as Keith but again, super high tech alien ships are way harder to fly than earth stuff)
-lance and hunk meet when lance sneaks away one night to raid the kitchens for a midnight snack and finds hunk already there
-they hit it off right away and become best buds practically overnight
-Keith also likes hunk right away when lance introduces him the next day
-he’s easy to get along with and doesn’t mind Keith’s quietness
-hunk thinks Keith is pretty cool, and practically writes him a sonnet when Keith helps him learn to control his stomach in the simulator
-after that they become a dream team, and shiro (upperclassmen) takes notice
-at first he just introduces himself to them and gives them little pointers, but after spending some time together they all actually become pretty close
-hunk and lance cry when shiro leaves for the Cerberus mission, and laugh when he promises to bring them back some space rocks
-all three of them are worried when news travels about the missing Cerberus astronauts
-not long after this pidge joins the garrison
-they get adopted into the group almost immediately
-she and Keith bond over their shared love of conspiracies (Keith discovered them back while he and lance were still in the desert shack and quickly became obsessed)
-her and lance shoot one liners back and forth
-they get really into it, and sometimes hunk has to physically cover their mouths to get them to stop
-her and hunk talk tech for days
-the self proclaimed science bros
-the whole group becomes sort of like a makeshift family
-eventually lance and Keith agree to tell them their secret
-hunk is shook
-pidge is so excited that it gets a little creepy
-but they’re loyal so both agree to keep their secret
-not long after the reveal shiro crash lands back on earth the the group launch a rescue mission to save him from the government
-when he wakes up he tells him what little he can remember
-lance and Keith tell him about their past and use their knowledge to try and help him piece things back together
-shiro is convinced that the galra are coming to earth, so they use the tech in Keith’s ship to scan for other alien tech
-they don’t find anything galra but there is a weird signal coming from the desert
-they investigate and find the blue lion
-Keith and lance recognize it and tell the others about voltron and what happened to it
-the details are fuzzy b/c nothing was ever confirmed, but they do know that the last black paladin (zarkon) went awol and somewhere in the chaos the other paladins died and the lions were lost
-they find out that lance is the new blue paladin
-the blue lion guides them to the other lions, and eventually they form voltron
-they run into allura and Coran along they way, who left in the castle ship to try and find lance
-they are both overjoyed to find him and tell him what’s been happening while he was away
-zarkon attacked their planet while they were gone, and their father is MIA
-after this it follows a lot of the general plot of voltron with them liberating planets and fighting galra
-klance acts like an old married couple
-coran is both amused and happy for them
-pidge is so done with the both of them being all mushy and gross
-hunk thinks their story is super romantic and won’t stop teasing them about it
-allura and shiro would probably have more to say about it if they weren’t too busy making heart eyes at each other


There’s a whole lot more to this but I’m literally just typing things as they come and forgot the rest 😂 also ignore the terrible spelling and punctuation, I’m on mobile rn..

the little mermaid au! ong seongwoo

the following scenario is based on the traditional storyline. please keep note that there are many different versions of the story, and not just the disney one.

  • ok so you’re the mermaid/merman (your preference) who adores humans bc like it’s so cool they have legs?? the idea of having legs and being on land just FASCINATES you and you’re sneaking around the shores to watch humans
  • and one day you’re just swimming on the surface and saying hi to the cute seagulls when you notice the sky turning dark and the clouds getting shady so like it was basically time to go
  • but just then you notice a ship floating like nowhere cLOSE to the shore
  • even though mermaids were always called a myth and you’d get chewed out if anyone saw ur tail you’re like…I need to save them >:((
  • and so you swim over to save the poor souls when suddenly rain just started POURING and the winds picked up out of nowhere and then you saw a body fall into the sea
  • you’re like oh shIT and suddenly accelerated in water to save the poor soul
  • you eventually find him and you get rly alarmed bc he isn’t struggling or anything he’s just kinda lifelessly sinking
  • you grab him and basically turn into an underwater jet bc you’d never swam so fast no not even when your mermaid mom told you dinner was ready
  • getting him to shore was so difficult because 1) the human was heavy and 2) you had no legs so you had to crawl to get far enough onto land
  • the dude (seongwoo if y’all didn’t realize yet) still wasn’t moving and you were panicking like??? he shouldn’t be dead yet
  • you do the mermaid version of cpr which was to….press your lips against his to suck all the seawater out of him
  • a minute later you start getting dizzy because you’re getting too dry so you had to crawl back into the sea…and you proceed to go back home but you just…couldn’t get that man out of your head….
  • meanwhile a princess from a different country visiting seongwoo’s found him collapsed on the beach and shook him awake and seongwoo’s like…what happened??
  • let’s call the princess rika like that snake from mystic messenger
  • anywaYS
  • rika told him that she “”saved”” him from drowning and he’s like…oh and that’s what she ends up telling the his father aka the KING and rumors spread around the palace like crazy like everyone was like damn they probably gonna get married now
  • meanwhile on yOUR END you were swimming towards the sea witch’s domain to ask for a pair of legs because after being on land and feeling the frustrations of being unable to stay for too long you REALLY wanted to become a human
  • the sea witch asks for your voice in exchange which was…a huge price
  • your singing is like the only thing that anyone’s ever praised you for so giving it up would be the same as tossing away half of your identity but…u know what, in the human world no one’s gonna know u anyway  
  • so she casts a spell and gives you the legs u wanted and then shoots u out of the sea
  • after you get to shore and struggle to get the hang of walking for like 7 hours you pick up some rags to cover yourself bc that stupid witch didn’t give u any clothes
  • you just want to explore the village and ur getting looks bc wtf ur wearing some dirty rags with sand all over and wobbling like jello but u don’t rly care
  • suddenly you find a boy aka sEONGWOO in a quiet part of the area just…dancing and you were like!!! oh my gOD that’s amazing how can his legs and arms move like that…

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Jungkook Ship Fic Rec

So…I know I’m late for Writer Appreciation Day (I swear I had a good reason), but I’m still doing the fic rec like a said in order to appreciate some of these amazing writers. These are some of all-time favorites or recent reads that I loved for each Jungkook ship including Jungkook/Everyone. Please enjoy and happy reading! P.S. All smut I rec is bottom jungkook because I am trash.

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solohux’s May fic favourites ✿

IGNORE THE LATENESS!


–> Our Apartment by @foryoursakegeneral
Hux Comes home. (daddy kink, adhd kylo, domestic cuteness)

–> Nursing/Lactating by Winklepicker
♡ Hux has six-nipples, porn happens. That’s pretty much it.
(milk play, a very lovely fic if you like these kinks!)

–> Accidentally On Purpose by @onewhositswithturtles
Kylo has been harboring feelings for his uptight boss, Hux, over the last year but said nothing for fear of getting fired. Unfortunately one night Kylo’s friends get him drunk and Kylo decides Hux should see what he’s missing, and texts Hux a dick pic. The next morning when Hux tells Kylo to come to his office after work, Kylo has no idea what to expect.
(modern au, bottom hux, a great pining scenario with brilliant smut!)

–> Haunted Soldier by @vadianna
After spending two years completing his training, Kylo Ren comes home to the Finalizer.  He has planned and plotted every instant of his reunion with Hux, and a large part of that centers on Hux’s reactions to the scars he gained at Starkiller.Or: Rough sex on a big desk.Or: Overconfident Kylo Ren takes advantage of feelings.
(bottom kylo, tagged as pwp but it’s the best pwp i’ve read in a long while)

–> For His General by @cosleia
Dopheld Mitaka is a loyal officer of the First Order. Loyal to the cause and loyal to his general. And it’s up to him to save General Hux from Kylo Ren.
(jealous mitaka, pining, some goooood hux & mitaka feels with a soft domestic kylux feel!)

–> Family Secrets by @rannystuffandthings
Hux receives an invitation from his father to bring Kylo to Arkanis to “celebrate” their engagement. Things go as well as Hux assumed they would. (tw homophobia, lots of gorgeous protective kylo)

–> To Each of Us, Our Own Assigned Delusion by @vadianna
The First Order Personnel Counseling Hotline is staffed by sensitivity officers well-trained in dealing with personal issues that arise during service to the First Order, including struggles with worthiness, conflicts with other employees, and even doubts about loyalty.  If you need to talk, they’ll be available for a live conversation during any shift.A mysterious caller manages to find personal issues that they were not trained to deal with.  Specifically, because everyone in the Order is given the same basic sex ed classes at the same time.  There is incredulity and hard feelings on both sides.
(sex ed, awkward virgin kylo, kylo talks to the First Order’s Sexual Health Q&A Hotline and oh my god you’ll laugh at his one, it’ll brighten your day!)

–> Oversimulated by @saltandlimes
♡ Hux first notices exactly what that problem is when he’s a lieutenant on his first cruise. There are a limited number of people to fuck. Hux makes inappropriate use of the stormtrooper training simulations. Kylo likes to watch. (voyeurism, kylo touching himself to the sound & sight of hux having sex, so hot you’ll fucking blush!!!!)

–> Confrontation by @omega-hux
♡ 
Kylo finally says something worthy of retribution. (arguing, you’ll want to wrap hux up in cotton wool after reading this the poor baby)

–> Join by TrashBinKrem
Kylo didn’t play fair, and it’s been eating Hux up. Now it all comes to a climax. (groping & kissing, a beautiful smutty scene with lots of feels)

–> Leverage by @ballvvasher
♡ 
Hux, tense one evening, coms for a massage droid but accidentally sends it to Kylo instead. (bottom hux, dirty talk, lots of filth & it’s paced so well, if you like smutty fics then you’ll love this!)

–> Off Limits by @verybadhedgehog
♡ 
Military man of twinky appearance, previously stereotyped as a bottom, meets annoying xeno-experienced frot evangelist telepath, is persuaded to be less sexually self-denying. Jizz everywhere, job’s a good ‘un. (non-penetrative sex, kylo makes hux feel good and it’s unlike anything i’ve read, this is a stunning fic)

–> Pleated Skirts & Perverts by neptune_bound
Ren has a talented mouth, and Hux appreciates it maybe too much. (hux has a skirt on & kylo eats his ass, a++++++ fic)

–> cry baby by @princessfuckingleiaorgana
Hux orders Kylo to get lost, Kylo obeys. (break-up, lots of angst but a good type of hurt!)

–> you know I’d be so grateful if you’d come to relieve my stress by @agoodflyting
housewife hux is unsatisfied with his sex life, so he decides to seduce the strapping, yet naïve pool boy ben solo. (modern au, power bottom hux, absolutely perfect smut that you’ll definitely want to read again, ive read this like 10 times and STILL love it)

–> Pampered by @kylux-trashpile
♡ 
Kylo spends some time pampering his lover. (feeding, weight gain, lots of wonderful chubby hux & soft kylo!!!)

–> Fairytale Psychosis by @nonsensicalsoliloquy
♡ Even when Hux was a young child he’d never considered himself all that interested in fairytales.Having one essentially stumble and force itself upon him didn’t exactly change that so much as have him worry he was losing his grip on reality. (modern au, faerie kylo, fluffy & soft with lots of endearments and protective kylo! it’s lovely!)

–> Just Rewards by @stardestroyervigilance
Hux bets Ren that he can’t possibly bring back an entire squad of Stormtroopers alive from one of his dangerous missions and promises to have a special surprise in store for him if he manages to do so. To his credit, Ren does manage it. (smut with plot, lingerie, they’re both confident and cocky and their established relationship is absolutely perfect here)

–> Gravid by Lady_Oscar
A pregnant Hux develops Force abilities, and of course they manifest at an inopportune time. (mpreg, abo ‘verse, hux stands up to snoke and i honestly cheered, i love mpreg and this was lovely!)

–> Personal Jesus by @francisthegreat (WIP)
Ren just wants to sit down and forget his past in peace. Hux predictably mucks up the works. (modern au, hot boys with guns, the style is short and sharp and it perfectly fits the topic, a fresh read!)

–> Scales of Gold by @thegayestcupcake
Kylo Ren is a merfolk hunter. When he finds Armitage Hux swimming in a rural river, he begins to fall for the creature. Snoke bags and tags him with the purpose of selling him. Kylo Ren has to make a decision, does he save Hux, or does he let him be sold like a common piece of decorative art? Kylo decides on his first choice, and brings Hux back to his home. (a wonderful mermaid hux au with pining and sex, everything you could ever want!)

–> changeling by @cracktheglasses
♡ 
“I’m not strong enough, not by myself,” Kylo whispers. “But you are. Hux, I know if I could have just a portion of your will, I could do anything.” (modern au, cannibalism, it’d be best if you read all of the tags for yourself but, gosh, it’s so well-written and it’s so dark, perfect if you’re in the mood for a dark fic)

–> (in)sensitivity by @symphorophilian
♡ 
Kylo had never taken care of his toys. Armitage Hux was still all too eager to play the part of his pliant doll. (unhealthy relationship, dubcon, hux’s internal thoughts are so heartfelt and desperate, a really beautifully dark fic feat lots of manipulative kylo)

–> The Rat In The Vent by macabreverbosity
“Except there was the matter of the “haunting”, as it were. It seemed that there had been multiple complaints of disturbances in the airvents, especially on the lower levels and the vents closest to his and Ren’s quarters. Additionally, Hux had been missing several articles of clothing. He suspected that Millicent, with her inquisitive green eyes, might have taken to hiding them somewhere on the ship.” (good crack feat. mitaka)

–> The Loth-Cat’s Out Of The Bag by @rebelwerewolf
Jealous Hux or Kylo which leads to the rest of the Finalizer finding out they are in a relationship (lots of good jealousy & team building exercises lead to poor mitaka being attacked!)

–> Tangled Threads by @theweddingofthefoxes
What is Matt supposed to do when his idol, Kylo Ren, takes more than a slight interest in the guy Matt’s had his eye on, Techie? (jealousy, Clan Techie!!!! precious, such a lovely fic)

–> Exhibition by @redcole
First heatwave of the summer Hux goes out on his balcony for a quiet smoke and a cold drink only to find his new American neighbour in the garden below, naked in a similarly new hot tub, surprisingly large cock bobbing along on the bubble jets, nipples perky in the cooling night air. How absolutely horrid. Poor Hux having to look at that. He could look away any time he wanted and he definitely shouldn’t have a crafty wank… (voyeurism/exhibitionism, pervy neighbour hux & teasing kylo, filthy & perfect!)

–> The Traveller In The Dark by @xx-gigi-sinclair-xx
“They discussed this possibility before they embarked on the lengthy process required for them to have a genetic child. One day, one of them was going to have to leave the other, for the sake of their daughter. It was a forgone conclusion.” (time travel au, kid fic, really heartfelt & a super unique idea, perfect characterisation)

happy reading!  

Vigilante Partner in Crime!Wonwoo Pt 1

so like i made this too long bUT I HAVE OVERWHELMING FEELS FOR WONWOO THAT WILL NOT BE TAMED!!! DONT TRY TO STOP ME!!! since requests are OPEN rn, plEASE SEND ME THEM AND DONT FORGET TO READ THE FAQ AND RULES BEFORE DOING SO!!! c:

Part 1 | Part 2

  • well yall here is my funeral :)))
  • I love these types of tropes but i am honestly trash for any and all types of aus
  • Also guys!!!! This is inspired by the show miraculous ladybug I LOVE LADYNOIR SO THIS AU IS BASED ON THEM THAT SHOW IS GR8 IDC IF ITS MEANT FOR KIDS MOST OF THE FANDOM IS AT LEAST LATE TEENS AND YOUNG ADULTS LMAO CHECK IT OUT YALL
  • I love this man a lOT A LOT A LOT SO MUCH anywayz let’s get moving
  • For decades your city has been struck by bad luck relentlessly
  • The amount of robberies and murders are going through the roof
  • Walking in broad daylight is just a little less dangerous than night
  • Ever since you were young, your parents warned you about the dangers in the streets and of the world

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @mongoose-bite!!! Crunchy is one of my favoritest fic authors and also one of the best friends I have made in this fandom! EVERYONE GO WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And while you’re at it, go read and leave a comment on his fics! I’m going to list twelve of my personal favorites below (altho I could go on and on and on until I run out of fics!). LONG POST TO FOLLOW!


Fuck: My Life 

eruriren, snk

A streak of bad luck leaves Eren desperate for cash, and desperate enough that making porn doesn’t seem like such a terrible idea. He’s young, he’s cute, he’s horny, and his favourite studio is currently hiring. It seems like fate up until he learns that his two most admired actors, whom he spent the majority of his teenage years appreciating, have recently retired.

Still, he is nothing if not determined, and he sets out to see if he can persuade them to make one last movie. And then he gets to know them as people, and things start getting complicated.

Reasons I like it: This is one of the first fics of crunchy’s I ever read and I was obsessedddd. I swear I would be checking my phone for an email on update day like >.> c’monnnnnn. It’s eruriren and super persistent but adorable Eren. Erwin is charming and crunchy’s Levi is always so understated and muted it makes my heart ache. I don’t even like porn star aus but crunchy always makes me love tropes and ships I don’t usually like. 

A Sound Like Breaking Glass

ereri, snk

Eren lives by the ocean in a peaceful, untroubled world with his classmates. He studies, dreams of going out to sea on the boats to see what lies beyond the horizon, spends his afternoons by the water’s edge with his friends, and sneaks out at night more often than he should.
His greatest ambition is to join the crew of the Wings of Freedom, but after making a disastrous first impression on Captain Levi, joining his company will be easier said than done. Despite the insults and the bruising, Eren is determined and he vows to do whatever it takes to impress the captain before the ship is out of drydock.

Reasons I like it: Ngl, it took me several attempts to get into this fic bc I at first thought it was going to be a pirate au? I have the worst reading comprehension I swear. But it is not, it is perfect and I love it and it is actually my absolute favoritest fic of crunchy’s so even though it is in the #2 spot here, second is best. :P The characters are charming and the scenery is beautiful and I can’t say anything more about it without spoiling it. ;3 BUT AHHHHHH!!!

Breach! And Other Stories

winmin, snk

A collection on one-shots written for Winmin Week 2014. Mostly canonverse.

01. Superior and Subordinate: Armin was conflicted. They were superior and subordinate after all, kept apart by rules and regulations and just plain common sense. But the heart wants what it wants, and it wasn’t like there was much else that made Eren smile lately.
02. Stained Hands: Armin wasn’t trying to wash away the blood with ink.
03. Alternate Universe: Erwin is too big for his umbrella.
04. Role Swap: Their first night together after Erwin is rescued.
05. Hurt and Comfort: Faded names remind Erwin of a boy he met long ago.
06. (Free Slot): Breach! Armin goes to the ends of the earth for an interview.
07. The End: Armin insisted on the hood.

Reasons I like it: you know how some fics can ruin you on a ship and you can’t stand it? Well crunchy single handedly rescued winmin for me. I still think about Breach! A LOT. THE WHALES. WINMIN CUTENESS! ARMIN! ERWIN! BLONDE GENIUSES! 

My Old Friend

ereri, snk

When Levi was a teenager, the unrequited love of his life was Eren, his best friend’s father. Fifteen years later, Levi finds himself back in Whitecrest Cove to sell his late uncle’s house.

This story was mostly written for Ereri Week 2015.

Reasons I like it: Imagine, it’s the swinging 2015′s at the height of the the dilf!eren craze, in walks crunchy and suggests…what if…gdilf!Eren. Women are screaming, babies are crying, grown men walking around in a daze because their minds are so blown. No, but really, it’s actually a very poignant story of Levi reconciling his childhood and then grief as an adult and reconnecting with Eren who is a surfing silver fox. It’s quite beautiful. 

Blood Of An Englishman

hartwin, kingsman

Harry’s brains dried in the hot Kentucky sun. A fly landed on an exposed piece of his skull for a few seconds and then buzzed off. His blood seeped into the dust. In the distance sirens began to wail, and the crisp, elegant click of patent leather oxfords on concrete drew to a halt beside his ruined corpse.

“Oh dear,” someone said sadly, although Harry wasn’t alive to hear it. He heard, saw, felt, and was, nothing.

Death is not another country. Death is the deep blue sea.

Or, the one in which Harry is officially dead, actually a wizard, occasionally a small dog, and utterly unable to keep his distance from his young successor.

Reasons I like it: This fic has everything, Harry Hart dead but kindof not dead. Suddenly a wizard. A femme fatale Italian milf sorceress. Eggsy’s cute lil butt. Magic. It’s some impressive world building and I prefer it to the sequel we got instead. 

Too Hot To Handle

erejean, snk

Jean has recently joined MI6’s elite agents as 003 and he couldn’t be happier. His career is going places, his degree is paid for, his job is exciting, if somewhat dangerous, and his handler is the beautiful Mikasa, whom he will definitely certainly ask out soon.

Until it isn’t. Until Mikasa is replaced by Eren, who Jean quickly decides is absolutely the last person he wants talking in his ear when he’s getting shot at.

Reasons I like it: Well first of all I had to include this bc it was a bday present for me. :P I think this might be the only fic of crunchy’s I’ve read from Jean’s perspective? And I love him. He’s a cocky lil asshole and I still scream over this line: “He couldn’t believe how lucky he’d been to score Mikasa. She’d transferred from Foreign Office around the same time he’d been given his double-oh designation, and not only was she incredibly efficient, but she was absolutely gorgeous. Jean had seen an awful lot of movies and TV shows; he knew how this went. Sooner or later his roguish charm and devil-may-care attitude would thaw her icy exterior and the sex would be mindblowing.” HELP. I”M SCREAMING. Also it has SUPER SEXY hairy Eren (because crunchy knows my kinks, shush).

The Beneficent Gentleman

hartwin, kingsman

An act of heroism sees an unusual offer made to one Eggsy Unwin; if he can get accepted he can go to Oxford, all expenses paid. All he has to do in return is pass his classes, and keep his mysterious benefactor informed as to his educational progress via the old-fashioned medium of the handwritten letter.

An AU loosely based on Daddy Long-Legs.

Reasons I like it: this is incredibly ambitious for a fic. It’s all in epistolary form aka letters. It’s quite an undertaking to write but the result makes it seem so effortless. Plus I like handsome benefactor from afar Harry. 

Season and Circumstance

hartwin, kingsman

Circumstance dictates that there must be a great distance between Eggsy Unwin and Lord Hart, but the seasons turn and bring them together, and seasons turn and pull them apart. Seasons always change. Circumstances must be acted on. A Regency AU.

Reasons I like it: Hartwin Regency AU? Need I say more? Also crunchy always writes the best frot scenes like…if you want quality frot, look no further than crunchy’s fics. 

Magic Does Not Make A Garden

ereri, snk

Levi grows his garden peacefully on the edge of the desert, until the day he finds a boy with wings dying of exhaustion and takes him in.

Reasons I like it: Fuck this fic makes me wistful and teary eyed and hopeful all at once. King of crunchy’s short fics by far. I think about this fic nonstop. It’s too short to spend time describing it, just read and be full of FEELINGS for the rest of the day.

A Bird in the Hand

ereri, snk

Little ever changes in the Underworld, and few visit, but the arrival of a single songbird foretells a coming change for both the Underworld and its god, Eren.

Spring is here.

Reasons I like it: Hades/Persephone AU!!!!!!!!! Except Levi is Persephone and likes to wrassle and is so full of life I love seeing him like this. Also crunchy describes Levi’s naked figure so beautifully in the water i started salivating and it was so powerful it inspired beautiful art of the heichou booty by syn (nsfw link).

The Hero Who Traveled To Faerie in Search of a Bride

yurabek, yoi

The king is dead and in accordance with the custom all worthy aspirants to the crown must set out in search of a bride deserving of the throne. For one soldier, distinguished in battle, it was not enough to seek a princess among the neighbouring kingdoms, because for many years his heart had pulled him towards the distant spires and violet hills of Faerie, a land forbidden to mortals, for so few return…

Reasons I like it: sexy elf otabek with long hair :O and brave knight yura. I love the descriptions of the four courts and Victor is so goddamn perfect. The world building is sublime and everything feels so lush and perfect. ayaaaa to visit the fae for a day… 

Under Neon Skies

sheith, voltron

After the battle with Zarkon Shiro finds himself in an alien city, on an alien planet. Here Zarkon rules triumphant, the Black Lion tame under his hand, and Shiro’s own face appears on glowing billboards fifty feet high to advertise the arena fights as their reigning champion.

Shiro knows he has to get home because his universe needs him, but this universe just might need him more. He pins his hopes on the Blade of Marmora and learns that in this reality, Keith did not grow up on Earth…

Written for the Sheith Big Bang 2017. Not season 3 compliant.

Reasons I like it: i got to beta this fic but honestly crunchy doesn’t need beta-ing at all hahaha so it was a real treat to see it before anyone else. I love the alternate universe and the way it’s described so perfectly. Everything feels truly alien and you can feel Shiro’s loneliness. T_T And I love raised with the Blade Keith. He’s extra feisty. Also bc the most recent season has confirmed that alternate realities exist this is canon and nothing you can say or do will convince me otherwise.

The Garden of Wild Roses

allurivan, voltron

The galaxy might now be at peace, but Allura is not. A warrior without a war, a princess without a kingdom, she decides to tuck herself away for a while, take a well earned break and work out what to do with the rest of her life.

Earth is the obvious choice, the planet still coming to grips with a crowded universe but almost untouched by the recent war. Shiro organises a long holiday smoothly and swiftly, and it doesn’t occur to Allura to ask if she’s the only lonely alien he’s installed in the village of his childhood.

Reasons I like it: Okay i know, i picked 13, but that just goes to show you that i’m a liar. This fic has so many wonderful character analyses and I love how it shows Allura coming to grips with a war that has been won. And also I’m a slut for good pussy eating scenes what can I say. 

Hey guys! I’ve gotten a lot of new followers lately, so I thought I’d do a little summary of what’s been going on my blog so far this year to update you all.

I’ve been unusually prolific, so I’ve got a lot of new Sterek fics up, including some old WIPs I updated this year.

So, without further ado, here’s the masterpost, as of early May 2017. Happy reading!! And let me know if you think a post like this for my older fics would be helpful as well.

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au’s for when both members of your otp are famous

ways to meet

  • “you’re in a super famous band and everyone on twitter has been tweeting me links of this one interview and i just checked it and almost shit my pants… i’m your celebrity crush?? what??” AU
  • “you were photographed by paparazzi reading the book i wrote” AU (bonus: “… and i feel like such a fangirl/boy but holy crap i based an entire character off of you this is really bad i wonder if you noticed yikes” AU)
  • “our record labels scheduled a writing session for the two of us to work together” AU (bonus: “they don’t know we’ve banged and wow this is awkward hi sorry the last time you saw me was me crying during my fourth orgasm screaming ‘i love you’ over and over wow” AU)
  • “so i’m a really well known director and i’m usually working on movies and stuff but i decided to try my hand at something else so hi, i’m directing your new music video” AU
  • “i’m a pretty well known youtuber and i’m interviewing people on the red carpet at [whatever awards show] and oh my god you’re so hot in person… oh my god did i just say that out loud, into a microphone, to your face, on live television? fuck.” AU
  • “i have a bad image in the press right now because i did a few things i shouldn’t have done so we have to fake date now because you’re ‘america’s sweetheart’ and i swear i’m trying really hard not to but you’re not making it easy to not fall for you” AU
  • “fake dating for publicity” AU
  • “fake dating” in general AU
  • “i’m part of an up and coming band and you’re a huge singer that’s playing sold out stadiums across the world and i think i might be hallucinating right now but did you just ask my band and i to open for you?” AU
  • “i’m a famous photographer and you’re a well-known model and we’re working together on this shoot for [clothing brand] also we’re going on an all-expense paid trip to tahiti” AU
  • “our fans ship us together” AU

while dating

  • “this is our first awards show we’re attending together as a couple and usually these events scare the crap out of me but with you by my side, i don’t think i’ve stopped smiling the whole night” AU (bonus: “the pictures of us on the red carpet are fucking adorable we look so in love oh my god” AU)
  • “i was coming to surprise you on your movie set but some fans recognized me at the airport and put it on social media and you just surprised me in the luggage claim what the hell i was supposed to surprise you” AU
  • “you’re visiting me on set today because you’ve been gone for a few weeks on a promo tour and i’m pretty sure you’re jealous of my costar and it’s actually kind of cute” AU
  • “we’re both singers and we just surprised your fans at your concert when you started playing ‘lucky’ by jason mraz and i popped out from the sidestage to sing it with you” AU
  • “i’ve been traveling with you a little bit on tour because my work schedule calmed down a little bit and i just got off the phone with my manager and guess what!! i got nominated for [award]!!!” AU
  • “you wrote a really sappy song about me and all of my costars are laughing at me because i’m crying over it right now” AU

after the breakup

  • “i was really freaking excited because i just landed a huge role but i just found out that we play lovers in it and wow this really sucks because i’m still in love with you” AU
  • “so after we broke up i ended up writing an entire album about you and it got nominated for a grammy and oh my god you’re announcing the category and fucking shit– you just announced my name” AU
  • “literally the only thing i’m ever asked in interviews about anymore is you and it’s getting really annoying because you broke up with me and i still have a bunch of unresolved feelings about that and random people bring it up is not helping me get over you” AU
  • “we’re both up for the same award and the media is having a field day about our ‘feud’ even though we haven’t spoken in months” AU

@whatrparks asked for an update on accidental relationship and pining. Here’s the pining update and I’ll probably do the accidental relationship one tomorrow! - Anastasia

Originally posted by jenneleven

Daddy Dearest by StilinskiSexual (CurlyLahey)

(1/? I 186 I Explicit I Sterek)

Derek Hale is a strong, independent dad who don’t need no man.

Then why does he fantasize about bending his son’s new kindergarten teacher over his desk, and wants to cook him dinner?

Or

Derek Hale is a single dad to baby Isaac and baby Liam and swears he doesn’t need anyone else, that is until he meets the most handsome man he’s ever seen with eyes that feel like home. No, he hasn’t been reading Erica’s Romance novels.

won’t sleep by triggeringthehealing (froggydarren)

(1/1 I 303 I General I Sterek)

He doesn’t sleep because on those nights, he doesn’t want to. Because on those nights, he finds a spot where he can see the sky, where he can keep his eyes on the bright circle in the darkness around it.

Pretty, Pale (and Mine) by OverMyFreckledBody

(1/1 I 591 I Mature I Jennifer/Kali)

From the first time Kali has set eyes on Julia, she’s known, wanted.

Julia’s got pale, perfect skin. Kali wants to mark it.

Real Life, Love by QuickLikeLight

(1/1 I 829 I General I Scott/Lydia)

The sound of Lydia’s key in the lock makes him breathe a small sigh of relief. Lydia’s home. She’ll know what to do.

Nonsexual Favors by 42hrb

(1/1 I 851 I Teen I Sterek)

Derek gets a text from Stiles in the middle of the night asking for help. He’ll always help Stiles.

The Twenty Dollar Date by Lacrosse_CandyCorn_Puns

(1/1 I 904 I General I Sterek)

Derek pines, Stiles pines, and Finstock just wants the cafeteria to stop serving those god awful fish tacos. Is that too much to ask?!

The Line by inatshej

(1/1 I 931 I Explicit I Sterek)

They spend the whole hour discussing the topic. Both leave with the list of the books to read. The line between them, so clear before – Derek is a TA, Stiles is a student – becomes blurry.

Strawberries and Lemonade by mikkimouse

(1/1 I 992 I Teen I Sterek)

Stiles had volunteered to help Derek out with the garden out at the pack house this summer, though also admittedly, he’d done so because he was nursing the most unrequited of unrequited crushes. Spending all summer staring at Derek’s well-muscled back and ass seemed like both the best and worst idea in the world at the same time, and Stiles had absolutely zero sense of self-preservation.

That’s Just My Face Stiles by 42hrb

(1/1 I 1,040 I Teen I Sterek)

After Scott manages to break all the centerpieces for Lydia and Jackson’s wedding Stiles and Derek are stuck together making new ones. 

meat cute by bleep0bleep

(1/1 I 1,046 I Teen I Sterek)

Stiles sees it when he’s grocery shopping, the display hardly touched, people opting for the cheaper, non-heart shaped packages of steak. He gets it, he really does, after all, what’s the point of buying specially packaged meats for your significant other if you’re just gonna take the thing out of the box and cook it, anyways?

But if you had a werewolf sweetheart, this would be awesome, right?

Stiles snaps a photo and sends it to Kira, asking if she’s got a present for Scott yet. She texts him back a second later with, aw thanks i already got him a present when i went xmas shopping tho

And then: u should give it to ur werewolf ;)

Stiles stares at his phone, because he doesn’t have a werewolf. Well, technically he has a crush on a werewolf, but that doesn’t really count.

He buys the steak anyways.

Derek’s bad luck? by Lonelyirises

(2/2 I 1,401 I General I Sterek)

For a few seconds he couldn’t believe his eyes, when he saw the mole speckled specimen of beauty was standing a few feet away from him, in process of moving heavy looking boxes in to the next house. And the second Derek got over the disbelief he realized his whole world had come crashing down. Why did the universe hate him so much?

Derek had left the his hometown, unable to deal with the heartache and moved to this “nowhere” town about 3 hours away from Beacon Hills, the day Stiles had married Lydia. What was more pathetic? Stiles had no idea Derek existed. And yet… and yet after everything Derek had gone through, and left behind, Stiles was moving in, right next door to him. Derek couldn’t believe his bad luck.

Under Development by dr_girlfriend

(1/? I 1,411 I Teen I Sterek)

Environmental lawyer Derek Hale is determined to stop the planned defacement of his beloved Beacon Hills Preserve by the mammoth Starr Development company. To do so, he makes a deal with the devil himself — Stiles Starr, the brash young scion of the Starr family and COO of Starr Development. Derek hates Stiles at first sight. Mieczysław Stilinski, on the other hand, is someone that Derek could grow to like…or even love.

Praise Jesus for Stiles Stilinki’s Hot Bod by TheChosenOneIamNot

(2/? I 1,508 I Mature I Sterek)

Derek and Stiles have been officially dating for six months now and everything is going great, except for one small thing. He’s never seen Stiles shirtless despite many heated makeout sessions that end in one or both having to change their pants. Obviously this must be due to Stiles lack of self esteem and must be remedied immediately. With the packs help, hopefully Derek will be able to get into Stiles pants (and shirt) before he dies of sexual frustration.

I Want You to Show Me by hazelNuts

(1/1 I 1,510 I General I Sterek)

Stiles slides out of his car and softly closes the door, wincing when the hinges groan. He trails behind Derek as they walk to his house, close enough that he can intervene if necessary, but far enough away that he knows he won’t wake Derek up. When they arrive at his place, he sits on the porch steps, pulls out his phone, and waits.

Pizza with a Side of Panic by SnazzyJazzyH

(1/1 I 1,767 I Teen I Sterek)

Stiles hates pizza but that sure doesn’t stop him from ordering pizza from Hale of a Pizza. Although the hot delivery guy probably had something to do with it.

Last Call by Inell

(1/1 I 1,822 I Teen I Stiles/Danny/Jackson)

Stiles decides to drown his sorrows but the bar owners aren’t cooperating with his plan.

Girl Crushed by ExpectroPatronum74

(1/1 I 2,111 I Mature I Sterek)

Derek is in love with Stiles and has been for months, but he has a problem. Stiles is dating Malia and Derek’s chances are not looking too good.

Haven’t you heard the rumours? by fairyfey

(1/1 I 2,162 I Teen I Sterek)

Stiles is a drama teacher who tends to overshare, Derek is a nerdy english teacher who somehow makes cardigans sexy and the students think they should be together.

or

We’re both high school teachers and my students ship us but I won’t let them tell you au

Eating habits by SourwolfZiam

(1/1 I 2,355 I Mature I Sterek)

“Have you ever eaten your own barf?
"Stiles”

Or, Stiles and Derek get their shit together.

starry eyed and nerdified by haleofStilesheart

(1/1 I 2,392 I General I Sterek)

For the past two weeks Stiles has been leaving Derek anonymous love notes. Derek finally guesses who his secret admirer is.

quoting Rhett Butler by haleofStilesheart

(1/1 I 2,445 I Teen I Sterek)

Stiles has a bad habit of dating complete assholes. Good thing Derek’s there to knock some sense into him.

what in carnation? by haleofStilesheart

(1/1 I 2,985 I General I Sterek)

Deliveryman wasn’t exactly Derek’s dream job but it helped put him through school so he couldn’t complain. Especially since it helped him meet the love of his life.

I Fell in Love with My Best Friend (2.0) by DerekHaleGirl97

(1/1 I 3,515 I Not Rated I Sterek)

Now I realize you are the only one
It’s never too late to show it.
Grow old together,
Have feelings we had before
Back when we were so innocent

I pray for all your love
Girl, our love is so unreal
I just wanna reach and touch you, squeeze you, somebody pinch me
(I must be dreaming)
This is something like a movie
And I don’t know how it ends, girl
But I fell in love with my best friend…

Grand Jeté by thekissballad (kkpsigirl)

(1/1 I 3,753 I General I Sterek)

“I don’t mean to be rude, Dad,” she said toward Stiles before turning back to Derek, “but as you saw, Mr. Hale, he’s not the most graceful person.”

Stiles snorted, turned red and covered his face while his daughter continued. “I don’t want him to perform a grand jeté and hurt himself. He needs to be able to catch all the bad guys. So…” she trailed off, looking between both men.

Code Sea Witch by ANTchan

(1/1 I 4,975 I General I Sterek)

At Lydia Martin’s Nereid Crown they have a code: “Somebody asked for the Sea Witch.”

Recipe for the heart. by skyblue993

(3/5 I 5,018 I Teen I Sterek)

It’s the last year of high school and Stiles is ready to leave everything behind but there’s only one thing he wants to do before leaving for college; Conquer Derek’s heart.

To Move On is to Grow by WhisperedWords12

(1/1 I 5,886 I Explicit I Stiles/Everyone)

Stiles decided to put on the collar that marked him as a sub for public use at 16. By law, it was the youngest he is allowed to, and was the only one in his year to do so. It’s when Scott gets bitten and Derek comes into town that everything changes.

What You Need by dragon_temeraire

(1/1 I 6,230 I Explicit I Sterek)

Derek is an alpha with unusual desires. 

Shadows We Make by Alwaysdreaming95

(3/? I 8,728 I Teen I Sterek)

After Defeating the Nogistune Stiles twin, Jada, ends up coming back to Beacon Hills after living in Ireland. The only problem in this family reunion is abondoment and the trouble that follows her home. She tries to deal with her past traumas and her nightmares. This is a story that follows Jada in her journey to deal with the alpha and his pack that wants her dea and her new… old life in Beacon Hills.

Sevens and Eights by calrissian18

(1/1 I 10,092 I Teen I Sterek)

Stiles has a bandage slung under his chin like a disembodied helmet strap when Derek first meets him. It’s complemented by a chipped front tooth and a scrape of road rash across his cheek.

Mischief and a SourWolf by LoneWolf1993

(6/? I 12,520 I Not Rated I Sterek I MCD)

It’s been four months since Derek left Beacon Hills and has began to settle into his new life. Until he gets a message from the life he left that has him coming back to the reason he left in the first place.

Easy, Cheesy by crookedcig

(6/? I 18,881 I Teen I Sterek)

Derek sets his kitchen on fire (a little bit). Stiles is a firefighter called to the scene. Derek communicates his anger with eyebrows alone, and Stiles falls in lust. Slowly, they both fall in more than that.

aka what happens when I try to write how their lives would be different if Laura had refused to ever go back to California.

I like to be called cupcake, too. by ellsaba (laceydean)

(16/? I 18,855 I Teen I Sterek)

It look a long time to come up with a name for the bakery.

Or, it took a long time for Stiles to accept that “no, we’re not going to call it Stilinski’s Bakeski’s, what is wrong with you, it’s not even your business”. Which, yeah, wasn’t one of his greater ideas, but it was one of his ideas. Plural.

Unbreakable by rufferto, SlasherFiend

(3/? I 42,478 I Explicit I Petopher)

After a particularly unsettling week alone in the house he used to share with the wife he loved, Chris has had a little bit too much to drink. Normally he can deal with pain and feelings. Normally he can sort everything out and soldier forward. When he is at the end of his rope there is something that he needs to do and someone who can help him if he chooses to. So he leaves himself open practically inviting the Werewolf to come kill him. But it’s not a fight he wants. A little more than ten years ago he had an affair with Peter Hale. At that time period, he’d needed someone, something to pull him out of the path he was on before it was too late. Before he became Gerard. Peter had been that person. Peter had been the only one to get through to him, make him talk. Peter was the reason Allison didn’t get trained at a young age. Chris handled the ending of it badly. He’d hurt Peter who had fallen in love with him. In spite of being in love, he’d chosen his family. Now he needs that again, he’s falling into that pit and only one man can pull him out of it, if he chooses to.

KBBQ Owner!Hoshi

A/N: This might be a new AU I’m starting idk but I got this idea from an interview where the members told the interviewer what jobs they’d do if they weren’t an idol. Maybe this might turn into a Odd Jobs!Seventeen??

Originally posted by pabospoiler


  • Ok remember that interview when Soonyoung said he’d be a Korean BBQ owner if he wasn’t an idol? 
  • Bc I do
  • CAN YOU IMAGINE THOUGH???
  • Quit his previous job and decided to open his business on a whim
  • “Don’t worry, guys, I can feel it in my bones!”
  • Proceeds to use every single penny in his bank account to open up a Korean BBQ shop
  • It’s a humble shop just on a corner of a street
  • It’s the traditional type; one with the open entrance and where you can smell the scent of beef grilling over a griller from miles away
  • Also one where people get drunk and have drunken fights all the time but we’ll get to that later ;)
  • Anyways
  • The customers like him a lot bc he’s so nice and friendly and so fun to be around and has such a nice face to look at tbh
  • Also because Soonyoung likes to impulsively treat the whole restaurant to a free round of beer on a Friday night high at 10:10
  • “THE NEXT ROUND OF BEER IS ON THE HOUSE”
  • *cue everyone cheering*
  • Cries over his bank account the next morning lol
  • But they like him because he’d be that guy who sites next to a customer on the booth and listens as they drunkenly ramble and cry
  • ^then proceeds to call a taxi to get the customer home safely when they’re done awww
  • And tbh his business is running mostly thanks to that one guy (Seokmin??) who always comes after dark and orders by randomly shouting “PORK BELLY,” out of nowhere while throwing his hands up
  • It’s a sight to behold
  • Basically Seokmin is Soonyoung’s loyal patron now
  • Honestly if it wasn’t for Seokmin, Soonyoung would’ve been broke a long time ago
  • Soonyoung hangs around Seokmin whenever he’s in the shop, neglecting his duties
  • They’d joke around a lot and they like being lOUD
  • Sometimes Soonyoung forgets he’s not a customer lmao
  • Soonyoung does all the work; cashier, waitress, everything.
  • Even though, he never complains bc he actually enjoys running his business
  • He never told anyone how exhausted he always feels despite his easy-going demeanor
  • How he always stay late, serving then cleaning up the shop by himself at wee hours into the morning
  • How he sometimes struggles to pay the bills
  • And how he sometimes wishes he has a someone by his side to support him
  • SOMEONE PROTEC HIM T^T
  • BUT THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN, READER
  • So you’re actually one of his good friends
  • And one day you had enough bc a literal child is actually running a business??
  • Someone needs to be the responsible one in here
  • So one day you came up to him at the cashier and said
  • “Soonyoung, I had enough of watching you working yourself to the ground and treating people beer when you obviously can’t afford it >:( Move out of the way.”
  • And you literally shoved him aside and took his position on the cashier stool as The Cashier™
  • On one side he was offended bc you literally just dethroned him but at the same time he felt Blessed
  • Bc you literally just dropped everything to help him in the shop??
  • And that’s the story on how you became his manager
  • You’re basically the brake Soonyoung needed
  • You help him stop from blowing the budget
  • You take care of the cash book, weekly expenditures and how much Soonyoung spends treating people to free beers
  • The customers were disappointed bc they’re getting free beers no more but thought you guys look cute together lmao
  • You could say you guys bicker like an old married couple??
  • “Soonyoung, that beef is for the customer.”
  • “Buh mm hngghry.”
  • “Please, chew before you talk.”
  • You suspect some of the customers came just for the show but they live for it tbh
  • But there were days when you both just let loose
  • “Y/N, doesn’t these samgyeopsal look like Minghao’s hair??”
  • “IT DOES!!!”
  • And you both laughed so hard that it made the drunk customers really confused???
  • Bc they’re the ones supposed to be drunk?? Not you two
  • It was inevitable that you eventually became close friends with Seokmin, too
  • Like, it’s so amusing to watch them do their dumb s***
  • You don’t need a TV or anything; they’re entertaining enough
  • And you don’t think you had ever laughed so much in your life until now?? And you just feel so happy at where you are now despite the struggle??
  • You admit to yourself that being with Kwon Soonyoung made you feel the happiest you’ve ever been in your life
  • With his tenacious energy and passion plus that sMILE you just can’t help but have a little crush on him
  • But you kept those thoughts to yourself
  • Bc you’ve seen how he already had his plate full with all his responsibilities
  • You don’t want to burden him :(
  • Little did you know…
  • Soonyoung felt like a huge weight was lifted off his shoulders when you swooped in like the hero that you are
  • You’re literally his savior??
  • You decided to drop everything to come and help him in the shop and he had never had anybody do such selfless thing for him
  • And to say he was grateful was an understatement
  • Because he would literally give you the world
  • But he couldn’t afford the world
  • So he gave you the next best thing that he has
  • His heart
  • fU**
  • From the first day that you literally kicked him out of his stool until now, his heart just grew larger and larger for you
  • And sometimes he just watches you with a fond smile as you serve customers bc ‘wow, I’m so lucky.’
  • Bc what did he ever do to deserve such a sweet and selfless person as you???
  • At this point, everybody who goes there ship you guys lol
  • And some of the customers would flirt with you just to see Soonyoung get riled up
  • And honestly you let it happen bc frustrated Soonyoung is cute Soonyoung
  • “YAH! STOP FLIRTING ON MY MANAGER!”
  • “I’ll shove this coal up your ass so high and make sure that gochunjang isn’t going to be the only thing burning in there.”
  • And they knew that’s where they had to stop bc he’s not called Kwon Fire for no reason
  • But ofc they know he’s just joking and everything’s for good fun
  • Well, at least it was, until one night
  • Remember when I told you that drunken fights sometimes happen in the shop?
  • That night, a group of men were having a drink after a long day at work
  • It’s pretty normal for people to get drunk on a Friday night like this
  • So you were just doing your job, tending to the customers when one of the men started flirting with you
  • Now, you’re okay if it’s just for laughs, but he seemed adamant about asking you out
  • And you started to feel very uncomfortable and as if he sensed your distress, Soonyoung came out of the kitchen
  • And imagine his surprise when he saw this punk trying to forcefully hit on you when you’re obviously not interested and bothered
  • So he went all Kwon Fire on the guy
  • “What do you think you’re doing?!”
  • “Asking what such a pretty thing doing in a place like this.” the man slurred, gesturing towards you
  • Sonyoung’s heart grew a little heavy as if agreeing; ‘they deserve so much more than this tiny cramped up place.’
  • “You better stay away. Before you regret it.”
  • “Why should I?” the guy slurred
  • “Because they’re mine.” Soonyoung glared
  • And you guessed when someone hadn’t had proper sleep in a week they would look pretty scary when angered so that’s why the guy looked like he might’ve peed in his pants in front of everyone the next second if he hadn’t scurry our of the shop before Soonyoung do that himself
  • It was over, but you were still pretty shook bc did he really just?? 
  • Your heart broke a little thinking that it might just be an act
  • When you met his eyes, you’re ready to compliment on his acting but he caught you off-guard by taking your hands into his large ones
  • “What I said earlier? It was all true. I care about you. I like you, a lot. And I don’t care if you don’t like me back because I understand that I’m not–”
  • You cut him off with a hug and were like “I like you a lot, too.”
  • And Soonyoung’s speechless bc
  • W hat. They like me back!
  • And neither of you made any move that would indicate that you’d break the hug anytime soon
  • And the customers were really stunned
  • Bc whoop, the grill isn’t the only thing getting hot in here, let’s  l e a v e
  • You both didn’t even realize the customers started leaving bc you’re too wrapped up in each other’s embrace
  • And a soft trot music from the cd shop across the street played in the background
  • And you guys were tired and sweaty and you both smelled like grilled meat but you don’t mind
  • And Soonyoung swore to himself he’d make you the happiest person in the whole wide world
  • Even though he felt as if he did not have much thing to offer
  • But you wouldn’t trade it for the world
  • Because you know
  • Here, in the humble corner barbeque shop, struggling to make ends meet at times
  • But this is where you belong

anonymous asked:

“I don’t want to get up… I’m so warm beside you.” Adrienette or adrinette for the ml prompt sentence (I don't know which is the popular wording for the ship)

Hello, anon!  Thank you so much for the request!  I totally feel you on the naming convention issues.  :D  I swear I never know what to tag!


The light of the earliest morning had broken, but starting to trickle through the darkest part of night.

There were days in the not too distant past where he would be forced to climb out of bed, to shuffle mindlessly through his cavernous room in preparation for a photoshoot at the break of dawn. All because the lighting was “optimal.”

Of course, that was all wrong.

Optimal was being nestled under these blankets in this far tinier room. His nose was buried in her hair, one arm under his pillow, and the other wrapped around her waist, bridging the distance between himself and his best friend.

Marinette’s nose was pressed into the space just above his clavicle, blowing soft puffs of hot air into his neck while he listened to her breathe. He would need to get moving soon.

For now, he would just enjoy the tranquility…for however long as it might last.

Of course, now that he was awake enough to pay attention, he grew all too aware of the the silence.

it was quiet.

Too quiet.

At least until the inevitable cry broke out into the night.

He groaned softly, laying back against the mattress, cursing his heighten instincts.

Her brows furrowed, nose scrunched up adorably.

Adrien smiled at the sight. He didn’t think he’d ever get tired of watching her, not even after so long.

She pouted, tugging her head under the covers with a whimper. “I don’t want to get up…I’m so warm beside you.”

He sighed, knowing this was already a losing battle. He tugged the cover away from her face, pressing a kiss to her nose. “Well, what do you want, my lady?”

“I don’t want you to get up either.” Her startling blue eyes had barely cracked open.

“Sadly. Duty calls.” Adrien smiled wryly, as he pulled the blanket back off himself and stood up.

Her head hit back against the pillow. “Then your lady wants a little more sleep.”

He smiled, tip toeing over to the door as quickly and quietly as his six foot frame would allow. “What my lady wants, my lady gets…let me go grab Louis”

She smiled sadly at his antics. “I’m still not ready for you to go back just yet.”

Marinette wanted to go back to sleep. Really she did. In fact, she needed it to be as in the game as she would tomorrow.

But her body had been trained for so long to spring into action at the sound of cries.

Her eyes were closed, an arm slung up over her eyes, desperate the shield herself from the light for as long as she could.

She can’t believe she’d ever thought the nearly endless stream of Akuma were bad. This perpetual war on sleep? That was tough.

“It’s generally considered impolite to refer to your children as Akuma.”

Had she spoken that aloud?

She pulled the arm away, shooting him a scowl that softened all too quickly at the sight of their infant cradled against Adrien’s chest. He cooed and shushed and paced the floor of their room, as Louis’s cries started to settle down.

Of course, after Emma (now all of four with a fiercely independent streak) and Hugo (a sharp mimic who even at two had picked far too many of his father’s mannerisms), her kitten was an old pro at this.

Adrien had adamantly refused nannies and the like, except on the rarer occasions where help – usually in the form of a doting grandparent – came in so one of them could catch up on some much needed sleep. She understood far too well that it was a fear that came from being raised as he was. While they were little especially, Adrien wanted to show each of their children that they were so loved.

Resigned, she smiled and watched him in action. She could always nap with the kids a little later–hopefully.

“I don’t know. At least the Akuma usually let us sleep in most days.”

He smirked, quiet mischief dancing in his green eyes, clear even in the dim light. “Running around, screaming, demanding to have their needs met immediately. I mean, it does sound rather familiar.”

“And let’s not get started on the unnecessarily large amount of strange goo.” She rolled her eyes. “If only the Miraculous cure worked on some of that. Not that Tikki ever let me try.”

He chuckled softly, placing Louis back in the bassinet experimentally, fussing slightly with the swaddling before taking a half step away. And then another.

But Louis seemed to be out…at least for now.

Adrien’s victorious smile back at her was brilliant, far too reminiscent of the eager to please kitten he had been all those many years ago.

She shook her head with a smile, wondering for what had to be the thousandth time how it was that she managed to be so lucky.


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Alright, so the original idea for this post came from @lancesmiles ‘Alone in Space’ AU, for which you can find the original post here (and also a fic here, which adds a nice soulmate aspect and is pretty damn good in general go read it). But it has… basically nothing to do with that? Whoops. Anyway, I couldn’t stop thinking about the implications this had for the plot as a whole, so this Needlessly Complicated and Plotty AU Version was born! Have my heavily bullshitted slightly more plausible (hahaha who am I kidding no it’s not) version of this story!

  • Our story starts when Hunk refuses to sneak out of the Garrison with Lance
    • Hunk is kinda tired and doesn’t really want to go along with his boyfriend’s bullshit right now, but he kisses his forehead and wishes him good luck, then goes to sleep.
    • Then, suddenly, the alarm rings, telling everyone to stay inside, the Garrison is on lockdown, this is not a drill.
    • Hunk jerks awake and then immediately FREAKS OUT.
    • His boyfriend still isn’t back, he’s definitely getting locked out of the Garrison, in what’s probably a dangerous situation outside.
    • So he tells the nearest authority figure.
    • (He hates to rat Lance out, and he knows that Lance is definitely going to kill him for it later on, but this is an emergency)
    • That authority figure practically shits their pants and relays the information immediately, but by now Lance is already breaking out Shiro/about to get flown off a cliff by Keith, so there’s not much they can do.
    • Hunk never does see Lance again (or at least not soon), and it takes three days before he hears any news.
  • Three days later, there is an official announcement from the Garrison that cadets Pidge Gunderson and Lance [insert surname] are officially missing, and presumed dead.
    • They refuse to disclose why they presume the cadets dead, citing government secrets and claiming that it’s classified information.
    • None of this comes as a surprise to Hunk, but he’d devastated nonetheless.
    • He cannot pay attention during the lessons, he stops studying, even eating becomes unappealing. He cries at random moments, when something reminds him of Lance. Which is pretty much everything, by the way. He just has so many memories with him, and he can’t believe that Lance is just… gone. Not even dead, not for sure. Just… gone.
    • Basically he is exhibiting all classic signs of depression and mourning.
    • The teachers just kind of leave him alone and cut him some slack, because both of his crewmembers have just disappeared. The students tiptoe around him, because they knew that Lance was his boyfriend.
    • One of the students, the girl with the dark green hair, sits at his lunch table two days after the announcement, and tells him that if there’s anything she can do for him, he can tell her. 
    • Green Hair Girl is the resident smuggler. She can get everything inside the Garrison, for a reasonable price, of course. Hunk knows this, but isn’t thinking of it at the moment. He thanks her, but assumes that it’s an empty gesture.
    • During the night of the third day after Lance’d disappearance, after the announcement, Hunk dreams of a powerful robot called Voltron, made out of five robot lions. It’s weird, but he’s grieving right now, so he ignores the dream, and almost forgets it.
    • Around the fourth day after Lance and Pidge’s disappearance, rumors start circling around the Garrison of a gigantic mechanical lion running around the Garrison, maybe even fighting aliens, but Hunk barely even registers them.
  • Mainwhile, Lance is at Keith’s shack, getting his mind blown.
    • “Hey the Kerberos crew got captured by aliens who have taken over the Galaxy, also this dude who thinks he’s hot shit and is totally worse then me (Keith) is claiming that he’s feeling weird energies from the caves in the canyon, and also found weird cave paintings.”
    • Yeah he’s getting his mind blown. He feels bad about not being able to contact Hunk, but this just kind of. Takes priority.
    • (He wanted to call Hunk and his family, by the way, to tell them he was okay. But Keith and Pidge vetoed that idea, because they are currently on the run from the Garrison, and there’s no way the Garrison isn’t tapping phone calls right now. Also Keith’s shack has no internet/phone connection, so. There’s that too.)
    • They all agree that they need to figure out what those carvings are, so they just kind of. Go and wander in the desert, around the area where Keith found those drawings, trying to find the source of them.
    • It’s inefficient and it takes one and a half days, but eventually they stumble across the cave that Blue is in, and the ground collapses, and Lance rides in a Gigantic Blue Space Lion Warmachine.
    • It would be more awesome if they didn’t immediately get into a high-stakes fight with the Galra.
    • The Galra were on the verge of figuring out where the Blue Lion was being held when Shiro escaped, this is canon. So without Hunk’s Geigner Counter to find Voltron, they probably tracked it down just as fast, if not a little faster, then our team. They came down to Earth to pick it up, but got the unpleasant surprise of someone already piloting it.
    • The battle against the Galra takes place on Earth, mere miles from the Garrison, who get a front-row seat on it.
    • (Ulaz, who is still on the ship he freed Shiro from, manages to hijack an escape pod and flees to Earth, thinking to contact the Blade’s base from there. Unfortunately for him, his pod gets discovered by the Garrison, who take him in for experimentation.)
    • (Look I don’t think we ever found out how and when Ulaz escaped the ship Shiro was on so this is as reasonable a possibility as any)
    • Lance & Co defeat the Galra, and escape to Arus, where they wake up Allura and Coran.
  • Cue Sendak’s ship and the first battle for Arus. Also the Problem of the Yellow Lion.
    • Sendak’s ship is still hot on their heels and on its way to destroy Arus and capture Voltron. Allura and the rest of team Voltron need to act quickly. 
    • They do not have a yellow paladin.
    • Allura can see that all of the others are compatible with a Lion, but without the yellow lion, they can’t form Voltron, or even get the Black Lion out of the Castle. So they’re two lions and a Voltron down.
    • (Listen, I don’t think anyone else could wake up the Yellow Lion. While someone else might be able to pilot it temporarily, Hunk is its paladin, and he needs to wake it up. He’s not replacable in this case, at least not according to my definition of a Paladin.)
    • Allura and Coran decide to let the Yellow Lion stay where it is right now, because they believe the area to be save, and also they’re on a time restraint.
    • (It’s not save, of course. The Galra are close to finding it, even if it’s by accident. But Allura and Coran don’t know that.)
    • It’s decided that Shiro and Pidge will go find the Green Lion, while Lance, Keith, Allura, and Coran stay behind to work on an attack plan against Sendak.
    • Shiro and Pidge find and bring the Green Lion to the Castle, Coran locates the Red Lion as inside Sendak’s ship, and they launch their attack.
    • I really thought about how this battle would work without the Yellow and Black Lions, and especially without Voltron, and I’ve come to the conclusion that it requires a ridiculous amount of tactical planning and luck, but it IS possible to win.
    • I won’t go into detail on how Sendak was defeated, because that would take forever, but here’s the rundown: Lance distracts Sendak by pretending to give up his Lion, while Pidge, Keith, and Shiro sneak on board. Pidge hooks herself up to the Central Command Center of the ship, and hacks it. Keith goes to find the Red Lion. Shiro was originally going to stay and guard Pidge, but finding out that prisoners are on board changes the plan. He breaks the prisoners out. Pidge hacks in and powers the entire ship down, then gets back to the Green Lion, where she meets Shiro. Keith wins over the Red Lion, and the Red, Blue, and Green Lion, battle the powered down ship, eventually causing it to explode.
    • (This means that everyone on board is dead. Sendak is dead. This means that he will never break into the Castle, which means that the Balmera Arc won’t happen, because there’s now no reason to find a Balmeran Crystal. It also means that Crystal Venom never happens, and that Alfor’s AI lives happily ever after. Because Pidge never went to search for the prisoners, she doesn’t find and hack Rover.)
    • (I REALLY wanted to work Shay into this AU, but I honestly couldn’t think of any way to do that without it just being a whole lot of unnecessary filler, so. No Shay. Sorry.)
  • Back at the Garrison, Hunk gets a call from Lance’s family, and realizes that, actually? He isn’t okay with the Garrison’s vague explenation.
    • Hunk’s family already called him to send their condolences, but hearing Lance’s siblings ask him where their brother REALLY is feels rawer, and fills him with anger.
    • He realizes that these little kids have the right idea. Where IS Lance?
    • ‘Presumed dead’, but why?
    • Lance’s parents take over the phone from the siblings, apologizing for their behavior, but also adding that they haven’t gotten any additional information from the Garrison either, and yeah. That’s shady.
    • Hunk hangs up, filled with questions and rage. A part of him also feels determined. He has a mission now. Figuring out what happened to his crewmates, and, most importantly, his boyfriend.
    • Naturally, he tries to go through the appropriate motions first, asking the Garrison and even Iverson himself what really happened to his friends. Nobody gives him any answers, but they let out that they do know, or at least have more information that they are giving him.
    • So the natural conclusion is to build a bug to listen in on Iverson and any other Garrison Autority Figures.
    • Building an undetectable bug isn’t actually all that hard for Genius Engineer Hunk, but he is missing a vital piece of technology that he just can’t get in the Garrison.
    • So he asks Green Smuggling Girl for help. Smuggling Girl is suprised at the request, but admits she knows how to get her hands on it. She doesn’t want to know what Hunk is planning on doing with it, since she’s pretty sure that it’s highly illegal and maybe treason, but she did say that she’d help him if he needed it, so. She helps him.
    • She gets to him a week later, and tells him that his seller is refusing to give her the technology without meeting Hunk first. Hunk is suspicious, but goes. He meets the seller in the desert, after sneaking out of the Garrison during the middle of the day. Lance gave him a lot of practice.
    • And guess who the seller is?
    • Colleen Holt, that’s who. 
    • Let’s not pretend that she’s not a technical genius too. She definitely is, and is very much not happy with the Garrison refusing to give her any information about her husband and son disappearing, and has now also lost her only daughter. She is, rightfully, pissed. So when Smuggler Girl contacted her with the request for a piece of Vital Technology To Create A Bug With, she saw that a likeminded soul must be trying to listen in on the Garrison, and wanted to meet him.
    • Hunk gets that story, and his mind is blown, of course (Pidge Gunderson = Katie Holt? Gonna need some time to process that, thanks). He asks if there’s any way to help her.
    • Of course there is. Colleen built a hacking device that, if plugged into Iverson’s computer, could gain her access to the entire Galaxy Garrison’s Database. If Hunk can plug that into Iverson’s computer, they’re set.
    • Hunk takes the device, and decides to forgo the bug, because this will give him all the information he’ll ever need. He says goodbye to Colleen and promises to meet her again in a week, at this exact spot.
    • On his way back into the Garrison, he purposefully gets himself caught sneaking back in, and while he waits in Iverson’s office for him to show up, he plugs in the device.
    • Now it’s the waiting game until next week.
  • On Arus, the first Robeast attacks, and Team Voltron is forced to flee. Arus, consequently, is doomed.
    • Everything pretty much goes as it does in canon with Team Voltron, until the first Robeast attack.
    • Listen. I really thought about this. Really, really thought about it. But there’s simply no way to beat this Robeast without Voltron. They need the sword and shield. There’s no way they can beat it with just three lions. No. Way.
    • The Lions manage to hold the Robeast off long enough for Allura and Coran to evacuate the Arusians to the Castle, and to power it up so that it can flee the planet. It’s a hellish battle, though, and the Lions retreat as fast as they can. The Robeast can’t follow them into space, so it keeps rampaging on Arus. It’s not safe for the Arusians to return to their planet, at least not for the forseeable future.
    • Mainwhile, the Galra have found the Yellow Lion, and have taken it. Allura and Coran see the Lion move its location, and deduce the cause.
    • They’re all in space now, with the entire population of Arus on their ship, tasting the bitterness of defeat, seeing the Yellow Lion taken by the Galra, and really feeling the painful absense of the Yellow Paladin. They need one. Now.
    • But they don’t have one, so they decide on the next best thing: capture the Yellow Lion back from Zarkon, and hope that they can find a Paladin for it in the near future.
    • During this time, Lance really begins to feel the homesickness. Prior to this, everything had been going so fast he barely had time to process it, but now… they all have plenty of time to think about the things they don’t have. And every time Allura explains the core traits of the Yellow Paladin (caring and kindness), he thinks back to Hunk, and feels his heart ache.
  • Hunk never gets to meet Colleen in the desert a week later. The device is discovered, and Hunk gets expelled from the Garrison.
    • Hunk isn’t all that surprised that he was discovered. Stealth has never been his forte.
    • Iverson found the device in his office a couple of hours after dealing with Hunk, and figures out that he put it there. Frankly, Hunk is lucky that the Garrison isn’t pressing charges.
    • Hunk lies and claims that he invented the device himself, so that Colleen stays out of shot.
    • Hunk gets no time to pack his stuff, but is escorted out of the Garrison and to the airport immediately. His belongings will get sent to him later, and he’s going on a plane to his family and out of the country immediately.
    • “Fuck that,” said Hunk.
    • On the airport, he pretends that he has to pee, and calls the number Colleen gave him in case of an emergency. Then he pulls the airport’s fire alarm, creating enough chaos to slip away from his guard permanently.
    • He waits for Colleen on the location they agree upon, and gets taken to her home, where she shares the information she was able to gather from her short time in the Garrison’s systems.
    • She gathered the following:
      • There’s no evidence of a crash anywhere on Kerberos, but she already knew this; Katie told her.
      • Pilot Takashi Shirogane crashed back on Earth not too long ago, in strange clothes, with a scar on his nose, a changed hairstyle, and an advanced robot prosthetic. He was rambling about aliens, and taken into quarentine.
      • He was broken out of quarentine by cadets Lance and Pidge, as well as former cadet Keith.
      • There was a straight-up alien fight days later. The Garrison is just as confused as they are.
      • They captured an alien, and are currently experimenting on him, to see what the actual fuck is going on.
    • Hunk and Colleen discuss what to do, and decide that, obviously, the next logical step is to break out that alien, so that they can figure out what the actual fuck is going on themselves.
  • Operation: Free Ulaz, Get To Space, Represent the Human Race.
    • Thanks to Hunk’s and Colleen’s combined technical skills, Ulaz’s rescue goes relatively smoothly.
    • Ulaz, because he figures that he has no choice but to trust these people, and also they DID just rescue him, tells them about the Galra, the Blade, and Voltron.
    • Hunk suddenly remembers that weird dream he had a while ago. He tells Ulaz about it. Ulaz figures out that it correlated with the awakening of the Blue Lion, and lowkey freaks out. The only reason that could’ve possibly have happened is if this kid was a Paladin of Voltron. Holy shit. They need to get him to space ASAP.
    • Hunk is more than fine with this, because it means that he gets to find Lance. He figured out that Lance was probably involved in the whole Voltron thing, and this is the easiest way to finding him again.
    • Colleen also wants to go into space, because she’ll be damned if she lets her daughter fight this fight alone.
    • Ulaz gets to The Blade’s Mysterious Connections To Earth (As Evidenced By The Fact That Keith’s Mom Was On Earth Once) That Conveniently Have Communications And A Pod Ready For Space.
    • The communication with the rest of the Blade informs Ulaz of the recent capture of the Yellow Lion by the Galra. The Blade orders him not to interfere, because they deem it too dangerous. Ulaz says “Fuck that” and begins loading the pod.
    • (I can’t decide if I want Colleen to come with them into space or if I want the pod to conveniently have only two seats. I’m gonna go with the second option for now, because I can’t figure out a proper role for Colleen in space.)
    • Hunk and Ulaz say goodbye to Colleen, who promises to fuck over the Garrison as much as possible, and set course for the Galra ship with the Yellow Lion, basically praying to God that Hunk’s its paladin.
  • Team Voltron launches an attack on the Galra ship holding the Yellow Lion at approximately the same time.
    • Their plan of attack is essentially the same as last time: Lance distracts, Pidge sneaks in and hacks, Keith helps with distracting.
    • Only now the Galra are prepared, and Pidge gets caught. Lance goes in to rescue her, but gets caught in the progress. Keith is having a really, really hard time holding off the fleet, even with the Castle helping him. Everything looks doomed.
    • Then Hunk and Ulaz arrive, and use the ongoing battle as a distraction, sneaking in. They manage to reach the hangar where the Yellow Lion is held. The Blue Lion is being towed in just now, and the Green Lion is being secured. They notice little spots of what they assume to be the Lion’s Paladins on the other end of the hangar. They can’t make out who they are.
    • They decide that the best course of action is to have Ulaz act as a distraction, trying defeat the guards so that the other paladins can get to their Lions, while Hunk sneaks up to the Yellow Lion to see if he’s its paladin.
    • Lance and Pidge, mainwhile, are miserable, watching their Lions get towed in, certain that they’ll be killed soon and that all of this was for nothing. Lance is absolutely convinced that he is never going to see Earth, his family, or Hunk ever again, and is mentally apologizing to all of them. Pidge is doing essentially the same, only with her own family and her mom especially.
    • Then, suddenly, some Galra starts attacking the other Galra soldiers. They don’t know what is going on, but they know that the guards are distracted enough for them to fight back.
    • In the middle of their fight with the guards and their struggle to get to their Lions, they see something incredible. 
    • The Yellow Lion’s forcefield drops.
    • Hunk has reached the Yellow Lion, and it drops its forcefield. Hunk has no time to process it, and runs inside to pilot it, giving Lance and Pidge, whom he still can’t recognize, time to get to their lions. He then picks up Ulaz, and they all make a hasty escape from the Galra ship.
    • It isn’t until Hunk hears Lance’s voice over the comms that he recognizes him, and he nearly gives Lance a heart attack, screaming so loud.
  • Hunk lands in the Castle of Lions, the four Lions manage to get the Black Lion out.
    • The moment Hunk gets out of his Lion, Lance tackles him and has a serious competition with Hunk to see who is going to squeeze the other to death the soonest. Also kisses. Lots of kisses.
    • Because of Ulaz’s presence, the Team learns about the Blade a season early, speeding things up significantly, and altering the plot permanently, if it hadn’t been altered already.
    • BUT WHO CARES LANCE AND HUNK ARE REUNITED.
    • Pidge is also completely baffled, because. Hunk. How did you get up here in the first place? Why do you know my real name? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MET MY MOM
    • Lance seconds the ‘how the hell did you get here’ but. He doesn’t care. He’s just happy to see his boyfriend again.
    • Hunk is beside himself and doesn’t want to let go of Lance ever.
    • Unfortunately they still need to form Voltron so that they can defeat the Galra fleet, so they get back into their lions, form Voltron, kick Galra ass, have a victory party with the Arusians.
    • Hunk and Lance don’t let go of each other for the rest of the day, and the real battle against Zarkon can begin.
Steggy Fic: When the Quinjet’s a-Rockin’

I’ve written a drabble or short fic for every day of Steggy Week 2k17! This was written for Day 2: AU or Crossover. Previous days: Day 1

Note: Despite the title, this is rated PG. And Peggy being alive and young in the 21st century is technically an AU, right?

Natasha, Steve, and Peggy scrambled into the Quinjet as Clint lifted off, full throttle almost before the ramp had fully locked into place. They threw themselves flat onto the floor, bracing against each other and catching their breaths as the ship accelerated and banked sharply.

“We’re cloaked and clear!” Clint called back after a few minutes. The weight pressing against them slowly lifted, and the floor tilted back to horizontal.

Natasha got to her feet and headed for her locker, already shrugging off her jacket. She could hear Steve and Peggy getting up behind her, murmuring softly to each other, and she took a little extra time stowing everything away to give them a bit of privacy.

When she finally turned around, Peggy’s jacket was askew and the collar of Steve’s uniform had been pulled open. They were both flushed, staring at each other. Natasha raised her eyebrows.

“You do realize I’m right here,” she said conversationally, hands on her hips. “Rogers, I know I’ve tried to set you up on dates, but I didn’t mean I wanted a front row seat for the makeout part.”

“Sorry,” said Peggy, managing to look both genuinely contrite and not really sorry at all. She stepped away and moved to stow her gear. She and Steve still looked so hot and bothered that Natasha had to hide a smirk. Apparently Captain America and Agent Carter really enjoyed narrow escapes.

They moved forward to the jump seats together, and Natasha sat down, swinging a terminal towards herself. “Rogers, get your hand off Carter’s ass,” she said sternly, without looking around. “She needs it to sit on while she helps me write the mission report.”

Peggy obediently sat, leaning over Natasha’s shoulder to look at the screen. “Well,” she said, “everything went nearly according to plan. You do have the data cube, don’t you?”

Natasha nodded. “I packed it away in the cargo area while you were busy making eyes at your young man.”

Peggy made a face. “I was not making eyes at him. We were just -” She glanced back at Steve and trailed off, distracted.

“Oh my God,” said Natasha, looking between the two of them. “I’d tell you to get a room, but there’s only one room in a Quinjet, and we’re all in it.”

“Sorry,” said Peggy again, clearing her throat. She looked back at the screen. “Where were we?”

Steve, still standing, leaned over Peggy’s shoulder to scan the report. “I was outside the whole time, fighting off Hydra goons. Peggy’s the one who infiltrated the lab.”

Peggy nodded, then turned to Natasha. “I lost you in the hallway, and I didn’t see either of you again until I’d tripped the alarm and we were all outside.” She turned away and sucked in an almost imperceptible breath. Natasha risked a sidelong glance and saw that Steve had dropped a hand to Peggy’s shoulder and was absently stroking his thumb along her collarbone.

“Okay!” said Natasha, standing up briskly. “I’m going to go up and sit with Clint for a bit. You two go… splash cold water on yourselves or whatever you need to do. I don’t want the details.” She strode the few steps forward and around the bulkhead. Behind her, she could hear murmured voices, a muffled squeak from Peggy, and a moment later the click of the latch on the tiny washroom.

“Well,” she said, plopping into the co-pilot seat next to Clint and resting her elbows on the console in front of her, “I hope you don’t have to pee.”

Clint raised an eyebrow. “That’s a pretty small space. Do you think they’ll both fit?”

There was a thud from the back of the Quinjet. “Bloody hell!” came Peggy’s muffled voice, annoyed but breathless.

“The sink takes up a lot of space,” said Natasha. They both stared out the front window for a while. “They aren’t normally this bad,” she said. “Must be the adrenaline. And it’s their first mission together since Steve got frozen.” She tilted her head. “Do you think they were like this back then? Sneaking off to the woods after they blew up a Hydra base back in World War II?”

Clint shrugged. “It’s not really the kind of thing that makes it into the official reports.”

There were a few more muffled noises behind them.

Clint elbowed her. “And you used to try to set him up because you thought he needed to get laid. Are you happy now?”

“I didn’t think I’d have to have a front row seat,” she said. Clint grinned at her, and she sighed. “I know, be careful what you wish for.”

The comms beeped, and both Clint and Natasha leaned forward, eager for a distraction. Tony appeared, eyebrows raised. “Well? Did you get it?” he asked, anxiously.

Natasha nodded. “Mission accomplished. No casualties on our side.”

“ETA three hours,” added Clint.

“Awesome. Bring it all down to the lab when you get here,” said Tony. “Hey, where are Cap and Carter?”

Clint cleared his throat.

Tony looked interested. “What, are they in the bathroom joining the Mile High Club?”

Natasha and Clint looked at each other.

“Oh my God,” said Tony, eyes widening. “They are?”

“I’m pretty sure they were already members,” said Natasha, thoughtfully.

Tony made a face.“This whole thing with Cap and Aunt Peggy is really damaging my delicate psyche.”

“Be glad you’re not here then,” said Natasha, with feeling. “The whole ship’s shaking a little.”

There was another muffled noise from the back. Tony’s eyes widened. “Oh my God, was that Cap? I did not ever need to hear Steve Rogers make a noise like that.” He shook his head as if to clear it. “I thought sex in a Quinjet was something only I would try.”

“But Pepper wouldn’t,” said Natasha. “So you’d have the bathroom to yourself.”

“Ha ha,” said Tony. “See you in a few hours. Hope you have earplugs!” He reached forward and the screen went blank.

“Do we have earplugs?” Natasha asked Clint. “Please tell me we have earplugs.”

Clint grinned and flipped the switches of his hearing aids to their off positions. “Enjoy the flight, Nat!”

Revenge, Interrupted (Steroline Fanfiction) - Chapter 1

Fake Dating AU.

Prompt: “Our asshole mutual friends set us up on a blind date and didn’t tell us it was a blind date, so instead of getting to know each other we spent the entire ‘date’ scheming against them and decided an awesome way to get back at them would be to pretend to date and then have a horrendous breakup but now that we’re two months into this charade we’re not sure what’s real and what’s fake anymore” AU (credit)

Setting: This is a human AU, basically they’ve just graduated college and moved to the same city. Bonnie, Elena and Damon went to the same college and Caroline went to a different one and has never met Stefan or Damon, until now!

Ships: Steroline, Bonenzo and Delena (I don’t ship DE but this is an AU so they’re fine here I promise)

A/N: This is going to be super cliche and fluffy but I think our fandom needs that right now! This is also my first non angst fic and my first complete AU fic, I hope you guys like it.


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