my finest achievement

I STILL haven’t done the dishes. I’ve half been perversely seeing if I could get away without the entire weekend. Using the handle-end of a potato peeler to stir my tea was my finest achievement; drinking milk from a wine glass the most surprisingly pleasing. But that sort of thing cannot last. Utopian. Nothing for it now: I’m GOING IN.

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