during lunch break at work
- me: *reading drarry fanfiction on my phone*
- colleague: what's that you're reading all the time? is it a book?
- me: *sweats*
- me: uh... yeah. sort of.
- colleague: oh, what's it about?
- me: uh... magic. witches and wizzards. time travel. dragons. mysteries.
- colleague: like Harry Potter?
- me: uh... yeah.
- me: sort of.