my favorite skeleton

.::.tour de columbus.::.

I buried our love in my closet, behind piles of sweaters and worn knee highs and too short dresses. I hid our love with all my other secrets and skeletons and ghosts. I covered our love with boxes of shoes and old keepsakes that I cant bring myself to throw out. but winter came, and I needed the sweaters and the socks and the boots. I unearthed my past, my corpses and cobweb covered diaries. and way in the back I saw you and me, our love, our memories, and I had never been so excited to see a dead body.
—  rotting love//e.g.

anonymous asked:

Reread the Halloween ask (specifically Red's portion and his reaction to skele costumes) and decided to look up sexy skele costumes. I managed to find at least two that have pelvises. One is a black-fabric-white-bones tight minidress with long gloves and thigh highs--the bones are simple with a heart/SOUL behind the ribs. The other is pretty much a white-fabric-black-bones long-sleeved leotard with garter thigh highs and the bones slightly more detailed with no heart. Which do the skeles prefer?

( *I really liked this ask.  I’m a big believer that they’d be fascinated by the costumes, especially during their first or second Halloween. )

Bonus to the Skelebros Discover Halloween imagine.


UT!Sans:

He’s down for the more detailed leotard.  The more realistic the bones look, the sexier they are, and the pelvis lines up perfectly.

That, and the red heart/SOUL on the other gives him some terrible flash-backs.

UT!Paps:

NEITHER OF THEM THEY’RE INDECENT WHY DO HUMANS WANT TO DRESS SO PERVERTEDLY FOR THIS HOLIDAY HAVE THEY NO SHAME???  NYEH!!!

He secretly likes the mini-dress.  Shh, don’t tell.

UF!Sans:

“now we’re talkin’~”

He can’t stop making “wanna bone?” puns and “i’d ask ya if you wanna skeleton on ya, but you already have one.  so how’s about another one in ya?”  He likes both, but if he has to choose, the leotard one.  He prefers it when SOULs aren’t involved in this.

UF!Papyrus:

He’s blushing bright red the first time he sees someone dressed in either costume.  It occurs while he’s busy chasing some poor trick-or-treaters off his lawn.  He stumbles while he’s gawking, and then comes to a full stop to openly stare.  

“I.. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING!” he blurts, pointing rather dramatically between the two costumed humans.  “YOU’RE TRYING TO.. SEDUCE ME!  BUT I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT TAKES MUCH MORE THAN THIS TO WIN THE AFFECTION OF SOMEONE AS GREAT AS TERRIBLE AS ME!  I SEE THROUGH YOUR ROUSE AND REALIZE THIS IS NOT A TREAT BUT A LOWLY TRICK!”  He’s backing away, back toward his house.  “ONCE AGAIN, THE TERRIBLE PAPYRUS OUTWITS HIS ADVERSARIES!”  

Then, he turns around and full-on sprints back into his house.  If Sans saw that, he’s never going to live it down.  

Helikedtheonewiththedressmore.

US!Sans:

He likes the one with the dress.  The simple bones remind him of his bone attacks, and the gap between the thigh-highs and the mini-dress leave plenty of smooth skin showing.  The skin is his favorite part, and the printed bones are just a bonus reminder of just what lurks beneath that skin.

US!Papyrus:

He’s also a fan of the dress, actually, for the same reason of his brother; he likes the skin.  And.. he also likes the fact that the dress is so short.. and has the potential to show off quite a bit if the wearer decides to sit down and cross their legs or bend over.  Bones are great, sure, but he’s not interested in another skeleton.  He can get past the red SOUL, too, since he’s realized that it’s just how hearts are depicted for humans.  

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I don’t believe in ghosts, I believe in explanations. Reality is strange enough.
Ghost Ship - 3x04

raccoonskulls  asked:

Hey there! I was wondering, since you are an eel-keeper, do you ever find Noodles' teeth in her substrate? Like do they ever fall out? I collect animal bones and would love to add eel teeth to my collection! Sorry I know this is a really strange ask lmao

This is a really good question omg. I wish i had a better answer for you!!
I’m not actually sure if noodle’s teeth fall out :o
(I think goldfish loose their teeth sometimes? I know people who collect those so it wouldn’t surprise me if eels lose teeth too)

Although if noodle did lose teeth i’d probably never find them
Her teeth are pretty darn small. Like… probably the size of large sand grains.

Here’s a gif showing her teeth

and here’s a link to a video showing how big she is compared to my finger

So her teeth are pretty dang small 

Also she has around 3-4 inches of sand in her tank and she digs (with her face ? ???) all the time
So if she lost teeth they’d probably just get buried…. :<

If i had her in a barebottom tank i’d probably be able to find them…. but she would miss the sand lol

Now i wish i had some eel teeth! Or a skull… or a whole skeleton…. That would be awesome! 

Moray eels have really cool skeletons because of their pharyngeal jaws (Second set of jaws which move forward to grab food and pull it back into the throat. basically really weird swallowing.)

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so I would love to have an eel skeleton that included the pharyngeal jaws like this one

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Sorry I can’t answer the teeth question!! :< 

If you ever get eel bones/teeth you should totally tag me! I’d love to see them!