my favorite part of the entire movie

🏠HLS QUICK REC🏠

Hello and Happy Friday! We, the admins, read a lot of fic ourselves, so we decided to start this practice of weekly quick recs, so you can check out what we’re reading too! So here are five fics we enjoyed this week. 

parvati’s: Coax the Cold by MediaWhore - M, 86k

So I know this is an old favorite for a lot of people, and I’m perpetually late to the party, but I’m going to say it anyway: holy shit was this fic good. the story and concept itself is so beyond what you’re expecting that as it unfolds you don’t really know what to expect, and yet it’s beautiful and makes you cry anyway. this fic was so Out There which i think is behind my trepidation but it was so worth it. please do read this it’s Pure and rewarding.

jessica’s: Through Eerie Chaos by MediaWhore - G, 102k

this is one the most unique fics i’ve ever read. i feel like i can’t say too much about it without giving away the best parts but i’ll tell you that it can get quite angsty but the end is very rewarding! if you need an emotional cleansing this will definitely give you catharsis

kezs: Elysian by wonderlou - M, 81k

guys this is not a drill i found a beauty and the beast!au. harry is the beast and louis is belle and it follows the plot of the movie pretty closely but there are a few changes. be weary of all of the bad things the beast does in the movie because in the fic harry is temperamental and rude. but, it’s beauty and the beast! its not my absolute favorite fic but it was fun to read one of my favorite childhood fairytales as a gay adaption. 

brooke’s: Too Real to Fake It (pt. 2)  by thealmightyavocado - M, 82k

this fic was the funniest fic ive ever read like i was laughing hysterically the entire time!!!! it was such a happy and pleasant read, id love to meet this author and tell them how amazingly amusing their writing is!!!! also it has some really genuine parts that made me swoon a lil bit bc a quite a lot of the fic is told through memories which was lovely!

Logan: My Thoughts

·fuck,,, I’m not crying,, you are,,
·"that was my favorite mug" “I’m not a box of avocados” and then “beware the light” caliban please save my soul
·my first thought: why the fuck is Wheatley in this movie
·my last thought: FUcK
·the part that had me crying (besides the entire movie) was when they wheeled Charles out of the arcade place and he kept on whispering “I’m sorry”
·WHEN LAURA FUCKING TURNED THE CROSS OVER TO MAKE AN X FUCKING DESTROYED ME
·FUCKKKK
·can we talk about the fact that they put X24 in a fucking black tank top to show that he was evil omg
·LAURAS SPEECH AT THE END AHHH
·but in all seriousness, I’ve grown up with the x-men films and two of my favorite characters are gone. Just like that. These characters have been as a part of my life as my fucking dad has and I am literally still crying. It is so sad to see them go. Thank you, Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart. You will be missed so, so, so, so so much by me, my family, and I’m sure many others.

Ella out.

My favorite parts from the Wonder Woman movie (spoilers ahead)

- ANTIOPE
-when Diana is a teenager and is training and Antiope says she doubts herself and she tries to steel herself when she says No I do not.
-her braid??? Like wow??
-SHIELD!
-when Steve wraps the lasso around his wrist to prove he’s telling the truth
-ETTA CANDY
-“that’s something that only someone with no stomach would say”
-SAMEER
-their entire conversation in different languages, ending with Diana winning
-“Oh you’re done now? Great.”
-“I’m both frightened and aroused”.
- when Diana crosses No Mans Land and looks to her right and there’s Steve and the gang, having joined her.
- when she just CASUALLY knocked bombs to the side with her shield
- WHEN STEVE DOES SHIELD!!
-“what is it like?” “I have no idea”.
-the fact that the morning after, no one makes any quips about Diana and Steve
-Sameer BEGGING to keep the car lmao
- when Diana stands beside the woman in the blue dress trying to determine her size.
-“I’m the wrong color”
-“his people”
-remus lupin LMAO
- Oh Chris pine you’re too good at playing characters that die
-like come on his eyes his face
-the little smile where he must be thinking he finally got what he was searching for. Love.
-the fact that in every fight Diana never tried to kill anyone, because she believed in the good in man so much
-until the end, when she screams and is so enraged and then she doesn’t care.
-her museum outfit, especially the red shirt
-and of course her theme song like come on

The Falcon and the Wolf Part 4

Summary:  This is an AU where you and Dean have been separated by a terrible curse for over two years.  BACKSTORY - this part is entirely a flashback.  This is part four in a multi-part series.

Series Masterlist

If you missed Part 1 get caught up HERE.

If you missed Part 2 get caught up HERE.

If you missed Part 3 get caught up HERE.

Characters: AU!Dean x Reader, AU!Sam, AU!Cas, AU!Gadreel, AU!Arthur, AU!Cain, AU!John, AU!Crowley, AU!Jess, AU!Abbadon, AU!Rowena, AU!Kevin, AU!Metatron (mentioned)

Word Count: 1828

Warnings: none, canon typical angst

A/N:  This is partly inspired by one of my favorite childhood movies Ladyhawke, though I’m taking it in a different direction.  This will be a multi-part series.

This is my first AU series, so feedback is very much appreciated!

Thanks to the fabulous beta @wheresthekillswitch, you are so wonderful! I don’t know what I’d do without you!

Thank you to the amazing @arryn-nyxx for the BEAUTIFUL aesthetic you created!  You capture a feeling with color, light and pictures that I can rarely find with words.

My tags are open so send me a message or an ask if you’d like to be added to the list!

 

 

The King’s Procession began its trek east a few days ago.  King John, Dean, Sam, the King’s council, the King’s Guard save three, and you all arrived at the Royal Monastery last night.  The monastery is home to the Royal Church, which is where every royal for the last three hundred years has been married.  After the wedding ceremony the Procession will continue its tour through the surrounding cities sharing the news of the Prince Dean’s new bride.

This morning, the morning of your wedding, you wake in agony, your body twisting in pain.  You’re lying in your bed next to Dean, but your body is foreign to you.  You speak and a screech breaks the silence, startled you try to move, but instead flap your wings, waking Dean.

“What the hell?” he says.

You try to speak again but only more screeches sound.

“Get out of here bird,” Dean yells.

You fly outside and perch on a nearby tree.

“Y/N?  Sweetheart?”

He calls for you and, when he doesn’t find you in your shared rooms, he begins roaming the halls.  You fly from tree to tree, window to window watching him as he tasks every person he finds with looking for you.  You watch him all day unable to tell him you’re right here.  The worry and anger and fear in his voice grows with every minute he doesn’t find you.  You swoop to the bedroom window hoping for a way to communicate with him. 

 

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Me going to bed: okay but the “duet” at the beginning was jarring and discordant because they weren’t really singing together, just at the same time, and Roland never actually said he couldn’t help falling in love with HER, and the whole song was actually very well done and-

Me in the middle of the night: wait wait Sunny…and Dawn? Are you serious?

Me waking up: about five lines after Marianne meets the Bog King he starts copying her style, and echoing her, and singing WITH her and she with HIM and I just can’t even-

Rough Sex (Dylan)

-I had to rewrite this entire thing because my computer wanted to crash…i’m not ok


“Tell me your most favorite things in the world.” You sat on the couch next to Dylan, watching a movie peacefully until you got bored. “Hm…well you’re certainly on my favorite list,” he started and you blushed slightly at his words. “Maybe Dr. Pepper, my trench coat, bondage,” he said casually. “Wait what? Say that last part again,” you looked at him shocked. He looked back at you plainly, “I said I liked bondage.” You never thought Dylan would like something so…crude. 

“Well, i’d like to do that,” you said and looked at the TV. “No, no y/n. I don’t think you can handle the force of it,” Dylan tried to reassure you. “Of course I can!” you told him and got up to go to the kitchen. You suddenly felt a hand push you against the wall. Gasping at the quick movements, you looked up to see Dylan standing close in front of you. “If we’re going to do this, you need to follow all of my commands.” All you could do was nod. He kissed you roughly, shoving his tongue in your mouth. You moaned slightly as you let him explore you. Grabbing on to his shoulders, you jumped up and wrapped yourself around his waist. He walked you up to your shared bedroom.

“On your knees,” he demanded you. You got on your knees and watched quietly as he started to unbuckle his belt and pull down his pants, pulling out his dick. You got the message and opened your mouth. He shoved his cock into your mouth. You tried to pull back a bit, but he pulled your head back towards him and began to fuck your mouth. He listened to your needy moans and gags. You could feel your eyes starting to tear up at the feeling of his length in the back of your throat. Before he could finish, he pulled out of you. Dylan snapped his fingers and pointed to the bed, signaling for you to sit, “Strip for me baby. Nice and slow.” You did as you were told, keeping eye contact with him all the while. 

“Good girl,” he said as he turned around to search for something in the closet. You saw as he pulled out a pair of handcuffs. He made his way to the bed and pushed you to lay down. You jumped a little at the sudden coldness of the metal against your skin. Dylan placed soft kisses on your neck, going straight to your sweet spot. You moaned and whimpered softly wishing you could run your hands down his back. He made his way down to your breast, taking one nipple into his mouth. You gasped and started to get impatient wanting more of him, “Dylan, I want more,” Stopping what he was doing, he pushed your hip to the side so he could see your bare ass. He gave a firm and hard slap on both of your ass cheeks, making you jump. “I control what I do to you got it? You are mine,” he spoke to roughly. He slapped your ass once more. 

You were so overwhelmed at the whole situation that you couldn’t help the words that came out of your mouth next. “Yes, daddy!” You bit your lip in embarrassment and closed your eyes. Dylan only smirked at your comment and you felt another hard slap. He moved your hips back down and spread your legs. He dove straight for your core, moving his lips on your pussy. The feeling of his wet muscle swirling against all the right spots only made it harder to request pleasure from him. Dylan dragged his tongue from your ass, to your clit, and all the way up to your neck, sending shivers down your back. He bit your neck roughly, “You’re such a dirty girl, y/n.” Feeling the cuffs on your hands unclasp, he picked you up and flipped you on you hands and knees.

Looking back at him, you caught a glimpse of him before he shoved himself deep into you. It was a reflex to bury your head into the pillow. Your body was tight with shock. He didn’t move, “beg for daddy’s cock.” You whined when he grabbed a fist full of your hair and pulled your head back, “I want to feel your cock inside my pussy daddy! Please fuck me hard until I cum on your big cock!” He laughed a bit, “That’s my baby girl.” He pulled back almost all the way and roughly pushed back in. You felt your insides twisting and turning as he quickly fucked you. The sounds of your moans and screams filling up the room. “Yeah, you like that? You like the way my cock feels inside you baby girl?” “Fuck yes, daddy!” He was stretching a reaching places that you never knew existed. 

Before you could cum, he pulled himself out of you completely. Your breath stopped when you felt him press against your ass. He saw you look back at him in concern, “Don’t worry, daddy’s going to take good care of you.” With that, he slowly pushed into you. You gasped at the pain and pleasure combined. He didn’t waste any time fucking you as hard as before. The pain slowly turned into all pleasure when he put two fingers into your pussy. “I’m going to cum! Daddy!” “Cum on my cock baby.” You sighed loudly, letting your release take over your body. It didn’t take him much time to find his release. He bent over to nibble and bite on your earlobe, thrusting a few times before pulling out. You laid flat on your stomach and he collapsed, pulling you against him. “Good girl.”

My favorite parts of Wonder Woman, in no particular order:

- The scene where they’re supposed to be doing super official military stuff and all Diana wants to do is say hi to the baby

- Diana crossing No-Man’s Land. Absolutely stunning. Iconic. I have never felt so powerful before that moment

- “But for pleasure? Unnecessary.” 

- Diana just loves humanity. She’s so pure it hurts.

- The Amazon Warriors defeating a group of gun-wielding military men with their swords and bows. Incredible.

- Just about every scene involving the Amazon Warriors because damn… I would watch an entire movie just of them training tbh 

- “Where I’m from they call that slavery”

- Gal Gadot

More Than Words

Hey :) could you do a Ricky Horror imagine, one where I have have been friends with motionless in white for about 7 months after mutual friends introduced us and Ricky has feelings for me but is to scared to tell me and one night me and all of the guys and their girlfriends are hanging out at Rickys place and their all dropping hints about Ricky liking me and then they all make a excuse 2 leave and its just me and Ricky so we watch a movie and we start to cuddle and he tells me his feelings 4 me

I’ve been sitting in my car for a solid 10 minutes, my bottom lip between my teeth and a small smile tracing along my face. I can see the lights are on and through the window I can see a few people, Kylie, Devin, Balz and Ryan. I know the others are somewhere else throughout the house as well.

Finally I gather up enough courage to turn off my car and get out. I smooth down my hair and shirt quickly as I go up the driveway to the door, knocking on the wood and then waiting patiently.

The one person to answer the door was none other than Ricky. I smile at him, a light blush on my cheeks.

“Y/N! Glad you could make it. Come on in!” Ricky says in an exaggerated tone of voice, making myself giggle.

“Why thank you, kind sir.” I reply back in my best attempt at a posh English accent, stepping into his house.

Immediately I can spot everyone else, all sitting in the living room with some sort of drink in hand and snacks on the table in the middle.

“Finally she’s here!” Chris cries out in mock exasperation, a grin on his face.

I simply shrug my shoulders, taking a seat on a pile of blankets as all the chairs are taken. Ricky goes to sit on the empty space on the couch, but Balz scoots over in the way. Ricky then goes to sit on a different spot, and again someone takes it before he can sit down. I can’t help but laugh to myself at the situation. Chris gives Ricky a pointed look, an amused grin on his face, and then Ricky sits by me on the floor. I swear, I could see a faint blush on his cheeks as well.

It starts to rain right then, but it’s just a light drizzle so far. Throughout the night, Chris, Ryan, Balz and Devin kept making comments towards Ricky, doing weird hand motions and giving him looks but I was oblivious to the glances being thrown my way as well with smirks on everyone’s faces. Even Kylie and Ryan were giggling to themselves, whispering unknowns.

Suddenly lightning flashes and thunder books through the night, the lights flickering for a second before going back to normal.

“Well we are going to leave before the storm gets any worse.” Balz says, him and Ryan getting up from their spots on the couch.

“We’re gonna hit the road as well.” Devin says, him and Kylie following them out the door. I look around, seeing as it’s only Ricky, Chris and I left. Ryan must have left without saying anything.

“I might as well leave too. Don’t get to crazy when we’re gone.” Chris teases, but I don’t know what he’s getting at.

“What do you-” I start to say, but he interrupts me as he opens the door, “Bye!” And then he’s gone.

“Since everyone else is leaving, I guess that’s my cue to go as well then.” I say, a bit reluctantly though. I didn’t want to leave, I kind of wanted to be alone with Ricky.

“Um, actually why don’t you just stay here tonight?” Ricky says, but I can see a faint blush on his cheeks, “So you don’t have to drive through the storm, of course.” He stammers out the last bit.

I smile slightly, nodding my head with my own blush on my cheeks, “Sure, of course. Could we maybe watch a movie then?”

“Of course. If you want, I think I have a pair of clean clothes in my room you can borrow for tonight. If, you know, you want something else to wear.” Ricky again stammers out.

I smile gratefully, “I think I’ll take you up on that offer. Thank you.”

I don’t see it, but as I’m walking down the hall to go change Ricky is grinning ear to ear, muttering something under his breath but I couldn’t make out what he was saying.

I get to his room, sliding off my jeans and trading them out for a pair of his sweatpants I find sitting on his bed. They hang low on my hips, but I don’t mind. I leaving my hoodie on, but take off my t-shirt so I just have a tank top on underneath. I also take my hair out of its bun I managed to throw it up in last minute, having my hair fall past my shoulders slightly messy.

Satisfied with my comfort level, I walk back out to the living room, seeing Ricky already put the movie in and was sitting on the couch waiting for me.

He smiles at me appearance, and we don’t say anything as I take a seat next to him on the couch. I sat closer than necessary, but I knew neither of us would complain. The movie starts to play and I notice it’s a horror movie, one of my favorites but it still can scare me no matter how many times I’ve watched it.

The lights are dimmed, and the storm is raging about outside. A scary part comes on, and just as someone is about to be killed thunder shakes the entire house and the lights flicker once again, causing me to jump closer to Ricky. I didn’t know he was resting his arm over the back of the couch, so when I jumped closer to him I guess I startled him a bit and he dropped his arm over my shoulders. I saw him blush lightly, and I’m sure I was as well, but before he could move again I took a risk and cuddled closer to him, wrapping my arms around my own body and resting my head on his shoulder. I could almost hear his heart pounding, and instead of moving he holds me closer to him, keeping one arm around my shoulders and hand holding my own.

“I like this..” I mutter out loud, unintentionally. I knew he heard me, and it only causes my blush to grow.

“Me too. I’ve… I’ve actually been meaning to tell you something.” Ricky says, and I can sense his nervousness in his tone.

“What is it?” I ask, although I could already kind of tell what he was getting at.

He’s silent for a moment then, as if figuring out what to say. And when he does start to talk again, I can’t help but smile to myself.

“I want to be able to hold your hand, laugh at your jokes, walk by your side, cuddle on the couch, look into your eyes, talk about whatever and kiss you whenever I want. Every day. Meeting you was fate, being your friend was choice, but… But falling in love with you was completely beyond my control, but I wouldn’t change it for the world.”

I don’t look up at him as I talk next, knowing if I looked into those beautiful blue eyes of his I’d completely forget what I would say.

“Before I met you, I never knew what it would be like to smile for no reason. When I’m with you, I’m happy. When we hug it’s like I don’t ever want to let go, and when you make me smile it seems to bring out the sunshine in me. When I see you and our eyes meet, it’s like something I’ve never felt before.”

It is only then I look up at Ricky, a shy smile on my lips, but when I see him my smile grows, and as does his.

We don’t need to say anything to let each other know we love them. Because that shows in the words we say and the actions we do. I know we’ve handed each other our hearts in our words, and I vow not to break his as I know he won’t break mine.

Because our love is more than words. It is the silent nights with the rain drizzling on the window pane. It is quiet mornings, a coffee our hands and his arms around my waist. It is rough nights, where I hold him and reassure that everything is alright because I know he’d do the same to me.

It is a love that doesn’t need to be proved, because we already know.

List of fucked up movies i've seen/ still need to watch and review

A list of movies I’ve watched, reviewed, or am hoping to watch and review. I’m just making this list so I can save it for when I move because I’ll be starting my film review channel back up after the move!

Also I added the Butters system, so here’s a guide

0 Butters: I can’t believe this is an actual movie that actually got made. Someone actually took the time to create this. Why.
1-2 Butters: Don’t.
2.5-3 Butters: Go ahead. It’s entertaining enough. I guess.
3.5-4 Butters: Oh shit
4.5-5 Butters: Damn that was good as fuck. 

  • Martyrs (2008)

I actually really liked this one. It brought up some really good points about life and death and the acting was incredible. The English dub actors are like painfully American at some points, but it’s still a pretty good movie. 

Most fucked up part: A 10 minute montage of a girl getting the shit beat out of her

I have reviewed this

4
/5 Butters

  • Audition (2001)
  • Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
  • I Spit On Your Grave (1978)
  • A Clockwork Orange (1971)*

It’s a classic, but it’s a little older so it’s not quite as “edgy” as some of the newer movies on the list, but it tells a great story and Malcolm McDowell plays and excellent Alex DeLarge

Most fucked up part: There’s a moderately graphic rape scene in the beginning

I still need to review this.

4/5 Butters

  • Irréversible (2002)
  • Men Behind The Sun (1988)
  • Salò, Or The 120 Days Of Sodom (1975)
  • The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)*
  • The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011)*

When the first one came out there was so much hype. “Omg this is the most fucked up movie ever!!!” And then I watched it, and, while the concept is disgusting, it’s kind of boring and the acting is terrible. I didn’t even really feel bad for the girls because their characters were so unlikable.

The second one at least lived up to the gross-ness, but it was still fucking terrible.

Most fucked up part: A naked pregnant woman gives birth in her car and then squashes the baby’s head with her foot.

I still need to review this.

1/5 Butters

  • Aftermath (1994)*

It’s only a half hour and there’s no plot. I mean you can go ahead and watch it because it’s only a half hour of your life, but it’s pretty meh. Basically a doctor fucks a dead body during an autopsy and then gives some human meat to his dog

The most fucked up part: A doctor fucks a dead body during an autopsy and then gives some human meat to his dog. that’s literally the whole thing. 

I still need to review this. 

1/5 Butters

  • August Underground’s Mordum (2003)
  • This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. 20 minutes in I checked the time and died a little inside because there was an hour left. After it was over I just sat there and ate nutella out of the jar because life is too short to waste an hour and twenty minuted of it on this movie. I guess they met their goal though because it actually did make me physically nauseous, and every time I thought it couldn’t possible get more gross, it did. So I mean I guess if you wanna watch an hour and twenty minutes of shaky cam, yelling, and way more vomit than you were expecting, then knock yourself out. It’s not even worth it for the gore. I would watch any other movie that I’ve seen on this list 94 times before I watched this again. If the other 2 August Underground movies were on this list, I would take them off, but fortunately this was the only one that made it on here in the first place.  

    The most fucked up part: The whole thing.

    0/5 Butters 

  • Guinea Pig: The Devil’s Experiment (1985)
  • Guinea Pig: Flowers Of Flesh And Blood (1985)
  • A Serbian Film (2010)

I’ve never been more conflicted with a movie in my life. This movie is well shot, the acting is amazing, the premise is interesting, there are twists and turns along the way, I never lost interest, and yet this is the most sickening, infuriating film I have ever watched in my life. It’s awful, but I just can’t call it a bad movie.

Most fucked up part: I can’t even pick there’s like 5 that stand out and I don’t even want to repeat them.

I have reviewed this 

4/5 Butters

  • Cutting Moments (1997)
  • The Bunny Game (2010)
  • Frontière(s) (2007)
  • Gummo (1997)
  • Nekromantik (1987)
  • Teeth (2007)*

I actually love this movie. It’s the story of a teenage girl with teeth…in her vagina….and they bite down whenever something goes in there without her consent. I feel like us women should evolve to that at some point.

Most fucked up part: Lots of severed dick. Lots. 

I still need to review this

3.5/5 Butters

  • Grotesque (2009)
  • The Girl Next Door (2007)*

A lot of people have been telling me to watch “The Girl Next Door” because it’s “So much more disturbing than *insert any movie on this list*, but I’ve seen it, and I disagree. Don’t get me wrong, the movie is horribly disturbing, but compared to some of its gorier brethren, it’s pretty tame. It’s the concept that fucks you up as opposed to actually showing blood and gore.

Most fucked up part: Implied blowtorch to the vagina

I still need to review this

2.5/5 Butters

  • Dogtooth (2009)*

A satirical foreign film about a father who keeps his family inside for their entire lives. He keeps them under the impression that outside is horrible and evil, and that they can never leave (think Tangled, but with a fuckton of incest.)

Most fucked up part: A girl bashes one of her teeth out with a handweight (if I remember correctly)

I still need to review this

2.5/5 Butters

  • Eraserhead (1977)
  • Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006)
  • Melancholie der Engel (2009)
  • Megan Is Missing (2011)

This movie fucked me UP. I couldn’t sleep for days after watching it. I mean I knew it wasn’t a great movie, but about 2/3 of the way through this movie goes from laughably bad to straight up terrifying in 0.1 seconds. Of course, the YMS review cured my fear of it almost entirely, but the concept of what happened in the movie is still absolutely horrifying.

The most fucked up part: Probably when a girl gets buried alive in a plastic barrel….along with the corpse of her best friend.

I have reviewed this.

2
.5/5 Butters

  • Threads (1984)
  • Pink Flamingos (1972)
  • À l'Intérieur (2007)
  • Happiness (1998)
  • Funny Games (1997)*

This is one of my favorite horror movies of all time. What sets it apart from the others is the complete lack of blood and guts, and the fact that the villains break every single classic horror movie rule. It also explores the idea that we have become desensitized through the media. Also the main villain is scary as FUCK (in the Dutch version, although he’s fairly horrifying in the American remake as well.) What’s nice is that the American version is frame-by-frame the exact same movie, so you can watch either version and still get the full effect. No movie has ever made me lock my doors quite so quickly.

Most Fucked Up Part: I mean it’s kind of a spoiler but they kill the dog and then make the mom find it by playing "hot” and “cold.” Some other fucked up shit happens but I don’t wanna ruin it for you guys because it’s that good. 

I still need to review this. 

5/5 Butters

  • Faces of Death (1978)
  • Requiem For A Dream (2000)

It’s not even really a horror movie at all, but it’s one of my favorite movies of all time. It explores several types of addiction- drugs, love, food- and what they can make people do. If you’ve ever considered trying herion, watch Requiem For A Dream and I can almost guarantee you you’ll change your mind.

Most Fucked Up Part: Jared Leto’s gross elbow infection. 

I have reviewed this.

5
/5 Butters

  • Visitor Q (2001)
  • Eden Lake (2008)
  • Philosophy of a Knife (2008)
  • Snowtown (2011)
  • Taxidermia (2006)
  • The Green Elephant (1999)
  • Cannibal (2006)
  • Man Bites Dog (1992)
  • American Mary (2013)

Pretty good if you don’t mind a little gore. It’s about a driven medical student who takes up doing body modification to pay her way through school. Then, when she’s date raped by her professor, she gets some pretty sick revenge and becomes one of the best body mod artists in her area. Girl power! (I think)

The Most Fucked Up Part: I mean there’s a dude with no arms and legs hanging from a meathook at one point. Girl Power!

3.5/5 Butters

  • Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
  • Vase de Noces (1975)
  • Feed (2005)
  • Subconscious Cruelty (1999)
  • Where the Dead go to Die (2012)
  • Murder-Set-Pieces (2004)
  • Bad Boy Bubby (1993)
  • The Theatre Bizarre

A collaboration of 6 (I think) different directors put together 6 short films lazily strung together with some plot about a haunted movie theatre. It’s not really fair to judge the movie based on the “theatre” concept seeing as the theatre only exists to get the next short film rolling.
I’ll give you a hint: The first one is stupid, the second one is okay, the third one is disturbing as fuck, the fourth one is so fucking boring, the fifth one tries too hard to be “deep” and “artistic” and the sixth one is disgusting but the main chick’s nose is a fucking work of art and I need to know who her plastic surgeon is.

The most fucked up parts:
Short Film 1= A woman covered in frog slime
Short Film 2= Just lots of blood. 
Short Film 3= Lots of severed dick. Again. 
Short Film 4= A guy kills a deer who’s already dying
Short Film 5= Fetus juice in your eye can’t feel good
Short Film 6= Cannibalism and vomit. 

I have reviewed this.

2
/5 Butters

  • Snuff 102 (2007)
  • In A Glass Cage (1987)
  • Mum & Dad (2008)
  • I Stand Alone (1998)
  • Imprint (2005)
  • Come and See (1985)
  • Niku Daruma (1998)
  • Tetsuo (1989)
  • Angst (1983)
  • The Skin I Live In (2011)
  • Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)
  • Calvaire (2004)
  • Hard Candy (2005)
  • This movie is good as fuck and makes you cringe a shitload even though theres barely any blood, and the thing about Ellen Page is that I love Ellen Page

  • The most fucked up part: Homeboy gets castrated.

    5/5 Butters

  • The Life And Death of a Porno Gang (2009)
  • I Saw The Devil (2010)
  • Dumplings 
  • A Tale of Two Sisters 
  • The Skin I Live In (2011)
  • Angst (1983)
  • Mum & Dad (2008)
  • Kill List (2011)
  • It was so fucking British. This is what I basically got from it

    Dude 1: nkaihhipgagigsnwhrn pip pip soirgioegiogrs cheerio opsiphgihg0ihgbbige 
    Dude 2: oieudnfkjsngwinpnpno loo hiosi0heobnespnsphig ello govna

    *they kill a guy*

    I was probably just high but I legitimately couldn’t understand a fucking word that was being said. Sorry.

    Also it’s not even a horror movie so what the fuck?

    The most fucked up part: Idk a guy gets his head bashed in with a hammer.

    1/5 Butters

  • Snuff 102 (2007)
  • I Stand Alone (1998)
  • In A Glass Cage (1987)
  • Imprint (2005)
  • Come And See (1985)
  • Shogun’s Sadism (1976)
  • Stoic (2009)
  • Sweet Movie (1974)
  • Singapore Sling (1990)
  • Suspiria (1979)
  • The Seasoning House (2012)
  • When They Cry (2007)*
  • Elfin Lied (2004)*
  • Deadman Wonderland (2011)

If there’s any I need to add, feel free to let me know.

IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT MY ABUSER WAS WATCHING STAR WARS WITH MY NEW BOYFRIEND

who has been my new boyfriend
through two birthdays and the funeral,
but I like to call him that,
know too well the way men steel-plate
themselves inside my joints
until my body has to relearn running.

& he knows
a few parts of this story,
but I didn’t want that man’s name
back in my bed.

just told him,
picture yourself in a theater with your eyes closed,
your own palms pressed tightly to your ears.
on the drive home, 
he’ll describe each scene frame for frame,
talk about the previews, which one
the two of you should not-see-together next,
and you will feel lucky enough in that moment
you won’t notice the entire city of Portland starting to melt.

months later,
when he says it is your favorite movie,
you will nod and know it is
not worth arguing over.

(“are you trying
to tell me
you
weren’t
even
there?”)

you’ll tell yourself it’s true.
tell yourself
it’s the best movie
you’ve ever seen.

So, every couple of weeks since I first saw The Force Awakens, I will wander into the Leia Organa tags to see if there is anything awesome that has yet to cross my dash. (This rarely happens as my dash is pretty fucking amazing when it comes to posting all the cool Leia stuff.) I visited it again today, and while I did find something awesome to reblog, I also found something disturbing.

It was a post comparing Kylo Ren/Rey to Han/Leia.  Apparently the “Reylo” shipper was upset because critics of the ship were saying that Ren was too old for Rey. They argued that in that case Han was also too old for Leia.  Which…is an absolutely legitimate argument.  I don’t know that we’ve been given the exact ages for any of the characters, but we do know the ages of the actors, and the age gap between Adam Driver and Daisy Ridley is smaller than the one between Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher. So, with regards to that argument, the Reylo shipper was correct.

I also saw, right after the movie came out, a very angry post from a Reylo shipper stating that we don’t know that Rey is Luke’s daughter. We don’t know that Rey is related to Luke, Han, or Leia at all.  Which…is again an absolutely legitimate argument, if a bit shakier one. Considering the last six movies, the Luke and Leia story, and the way they’ve been paralleling things all over the place, I wouldn’t bet against Rey being in some way, shape, or form related to Kylo Ren. However, it is also entirely possible that Rey has no connection to Ren at all. So, with regard to that argument, the Reylo shipper was again correct.

So why am I disturbed? And make no mistake about it, I am disturbed by the shipping of Kylo Ren and Rey. But it is not because of the age difference or even their potential to be related. If it was just one – or both – of those things, I would say ship and let ship and not speak a word against it. But it seems as though people are ignoring what I consider to be the most important factor in shipping Kylo Ren and Rey.

Kylo Ren is an abusive asshole.

Oh, wait. Let me say it again for the people in the back.

KYLO REN IS AN ABUSIVE ASSHOLE.

I could give a fuck that he is the son of my oldest and most favored OTP of all time. Or that he is conflicted in his darkness. Or whatever other reason people have for woobifying him. This does not change the fact that as of now, with what we have been shown, he is an abusive asshole whose sole purpose is to become as great an evil as his grandfather, Darth Fucking Vader.

Now, I am going to go ahead and admit my bias right now. I don’t particularly care for Kylo Ren. Kylo Ren killed Han Solo. He helped create a monstrous base that wiped out multiple planets. He is part of the system that stole baby Finn from his home and raised him to be a mindless automaton. He ordered the deaths of an entire village, tortured Poe and has broken the heart of quite possibly my favorite fictional character of all time Princess General Leia Organa.  

That being said, I am not against his redemption. Not just because Leia deserves some small ounce of happiness, but because he did at least voice some conflict in turning to the Dark Side. And because, frankly, these movies at their heart are about family and redemption and I see no reason to think they aren’t going to take his character down that road.  I hope they do it in a way that fits within the narrative they’ve created, and I hope they start him down the path sooner rather than later because I’d hate to see him be evil for the next two movies only to pull an Anakin and turn back three seconds before dying.

However, whether or not Kylo Ren is redeemed in the end will not change my views on Reylo. I will ALWAYS be disturbed by Reylo. Because it isn’t just that Kylo Ren is currently an abusive asshole. IT IS THAT HE WAS ABUSIVE SPECIFICALLY TOWARDS REY.

Kylo Ren hunted Rey down. Kylo Ren physically restrained Rey using the Force. Kylo Ren knocked Rey out using the Force and kidnapped her. Kylo Ren manacled Rey to a chair and then while she was physically restrained and helpless, Kylo Ren VIOLATED HER. He violently and against her will forced his way into her mind and attempted to tear it apart to find what he needed. And when she escaped, Kylo Ren hunted Rey down and tried to convince her to join him on the Dark Side. When that failed, Kylo Ren fought with Rey in an attempt to, if not kill her, at the very least incapacitate her in order to kidnap her again.

What the actual fuck, people? How can anyone NOT find shipping Kylo Ren and Rey disturbing? He is her abuser. He is her rapist.

I am honestly so tired and so disgusted by this culture we have created that not only makes it okay to ship female characters with their abusers, but that romanticizes it.  I am sick of teenage girls being taught that hundred year old vampires stalking teenage girls is dreamy. I am sick of hearing about girls shipping female comic book superheroes with the villains that stalk and rape and obsess over them. I am sick of teenage girls reading books about abusive stalkers chasing down inexperienced girls and telling them it’s okay because he’s rich and so what if he is misrepresenting the entire culture of BDSM in order to justify his abuse? I am sick of a culture that doesn’t just tell girls that it is okay for men to treat them like this; it tells them that they should want men who treat them like this. That as long as those men are attractive, they should woobify and idolize and SEEK THEM OUT. That these men are the ultimate goal in relationships.

And we just keep doing it. We just keep celebrating these whiny, pouty, pretty boys and their manpain. We excuse their mistakes and justify their crimes, no matter how horrific. Even when those crimes are against young, innocent, vulnerable girls.  And we not only expect these men to be forgiven their sins, we demand that those same girls they have sinned against be their redeemers. We force them to suppress and ignore their own pain in favor of saving their attackers. We tell them that they need to forgive not for their own healing and peace of mind, but for the peace of mind for the men that abused them. We tell them that their lives and minds and hearts and souls are less important than those who have hurt them. We tell them that their only importance in the narrative of their own life is to erase their pain in favor of the men who caused that pain. We tell them that they don’t matter.

And I’m done. I am done with this mentality. I am done pretending it is okay to ship fictional female characters with the male characters that have hurt them just because the men are attractive and pout prettily. I am done with keeping silent about the way young women are being taught to look upon themselves and their worth in romantic relationships and in life.

I’m just done. Rey is an amazing character. She has already inspired so many girls (and women) because of her intelligence, and her strength, and her heart. She has her own story, about finding your place and your family and yourself and I will FIGHT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO REDUCE HER TO BE THE SAVIOR LOVE INTEREST OF THE MAN WHO ABUSED HER.

This is the hill I will die on.

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Bespoke - Deepdarkwaters, smaychel - Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), RED (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

If you are not reading this series, I really do not know why you aren’t. It is my absolute favorite series in the entire Kingsman fandom. I have read and re-read the entire thing at least 20 times, maybe more, and I am reading my way through it again tonight. The writing is gorgeous, the sex is unbearably erotic, although I would read it without the sex honestly, because it is just that fucking good. But what I think is the best part is the characterization of Merlin, Harry, and eventually, when he joins, Eggsy. It’s love without possession, obsession without fear, and being so comfortable in your skin, your relationship, that you just are who you are with no shame. 

Every single time I read it I find a new favorite line. Tonight it is, Merlin’s POV, from the actual fic entitled Bespoke, “but they’ve always been like that right from the start: him and Harry, constantly finding each other hilarious even when nobody else does, being charmed by the stupid things, stumbling into love the same clumsy way you trip over a crooked paving stone.” 

It’s Merlahad turned Merhartwin, so it may not be everyone’s cup of tea. But even if these two ships do nothing for you, I still say give it a read, you may just fall in love with them, those three absolutely wonderful men. 

List of main concerns: Memory

I have trouble remembering things. 

For example:

  • Dates
    • I may ask a person what the date is every time I am required to write it on my paper. 
      • (For example, once every period in one day)
    • I cannot remember birthdays and still struggle with remembering my own father and best friend’s birthday. 
  • Names
    • I rarely ever remember people’s names like the girl in my class who has sat next to me for almost an entire school year.
  • Movie plots/scenes
    • I might watch a movie and not be able to tell you what happened right afterwards.
    • You may ask my favorite/least favorite part and I most likely will not be able to think of a single scene from the movie even though I really enjoyed it.
  • child hood (or general) memories
    • I do not remember most of my time in school.
      • Most other kids can name their schedules and teachers from the school year before but I can never remember who I had, let alone the order or periods of when I had them.
    • Most vacations are a blur.
  • Conversations 
    • I have many problems with my father but when asked to name some I was not able to. 
    • If I were to have a conversation with someone and then was asked what we talked about I most likely would not be able to recall.
  • Faces
    • Someone can point out the same person to me dozens of times and I will not be able to remember their name or face.
    • I have met my friend’s crush multiple times but I cannot picture what he looks like.
  • directions or how to get to places
    • Simple directions give me anxiety because I am not confident that I will be able to follow them correctly and I will get lost.
    • Even if I have walked or drove to a place several times I would most likely not be able to remember how to get there on my own.
    • I could walk or drive somewhere and not know how to get back.
    • I do not remember where cities, streets, or stores are, even those around me. 
      • (Ex. “My house is right near the McDonalds in Redwood City, have you been there?” I may be able to picture the McDonals that they are referring to, but not how to get there)
  • Instructions 
  • traumatic events and experiences

    • Middle school was one of the most traumatic experiences and although I was there for three years I cannot remember learning anything or what any of my classes are like.
      • However, I can remember what the actual classes look like. 
  • Simple things 
      • (Ex. what I ate for breakfast)
      • (Ex. what I did that day)
      • (Ex. forgetting my lock combination on the last day of school)
      • (Ex. forgetting my lock combination on my phone suddenly)
  • Time Spans/Periods
    • It’s a strange thing for me and often jumps. What I mean is, there are years and months of my life that I just cannot recall. When I do remember things or events it does not appear in order in my head.
      • (Ex. I can tell you that I went to Disneyland for vacation, but I will not be able to recall what year, month, how old I was, how we got there, ect.) 
      • (Ex. I can remember not going to school but not what day it was or if it was last week or two weeks ago.)
      • (Ex. Often times I will say that I did this certain thing yesterday when really I did it two days before.)

do you remember that one part of om shanti om where srk’s reincarnated character remembered how shanti died so instead of calling the cops or smth he did a song number with a dramatic dance retelling the tale right in front of the murderer and got his gf to play the part of shanti and choreographed it exactly to make her look like a ghost

anonymous asked:

Rocket/Lylla

Boy do I have conflicting opinions on this. First, I very much hate the idea of Rocket having a canon love interest no matter who. So with that in mind Rocket/Lylla as potentially canon is annoying.

It gives the shippers superiority complexes, and makes them feel entitled to pandering. Even with MCU Rocket being ‘canonly’ (used lightly) ace people still insist he is heterosexual in any art of him with a male companion. So in the case of it being canon, I don’t/wouldn’t support it.

But, Lylla as character has literally never been anything but Rockets love interest (unrequited in one case where she married BJ). Her entire character is so attached to Rocket it’s hard for her to be her own person, that’s a problem and a result of bad writing.

Romantic subplots are my least favorite part of any movie, especially Marvel movies that are so kick ass and amazing, then have boring, dragging romances with mostly under developed females like Tony/pepper or Thor/whoever he’s dating or Captian america/his X’s neice. Im having a hard time thinking of any hero that doesn’t have a romance going on actually. Hell even Drax and Mantis is heavily being hinted at in the future. So Rocket being a main male character who’s void of romantic interest is a breath of fresh air.

I hate the trope that Lylla is based on, I hate that she’s either ‘arm candy for Rocket to save’ or 'killed off to make him more sad/progress his story’ her entire existence is based on bad writing.

However, that’s not her fault, I think she’s cute, sweet, is fun to draw, she has some cute designs. She has untapped potential, just like Blackjack O'hare who the fandom has turned into a colourful amazing and fun character but unlike Blackjack she’s never given a chance to be her own, all her art is with Rocket, Blackjack can survive as a character without Rocket, he could be in his own comic without the mention of Rocket, but the same couldn’t be said for Lylla. I feel like Rocket drags her down, snuffs out her flame, forces her into an archaic role of just being 'the female’ which I’ve grown resentful of

For those reasons it’s hard for me to like the ship. I don’t blame shippers and they can go ahead and ship it by all means! But as an indeviduals Lylla lacks depth, and if I can’t get behind her character alone, I don’t care to think of her in a romance. I’d rather see hold her own by herself, prove she can survive as her own interesting character without ridding the coattails of a popular male lead like Rocket.

They are cute to look at, though

Not Done with You | Part 2

Summary: Your movie plans with Peter finally arrived but something else was on Peter’s mind, which left you wondering the entire time if there was something more important.

Characters: Peter Parker (Tom Holland) x Reader

Warnings: Cursing

Word Count: 1,638

A/N: It’s a big one! This is my favorite! I’m proud of the detail I wrote this time! Part 1 can be found here.


Ever since Peter disrupted your lunch break, you had lunch with him every day after. When you weren’t together you were non-stop texting him. Your parents were even wondering why you were smiling every day you walked into the apartment. You haven’t told them about your plans with Peter and weren’t planning to because you knew they would make a big deal about it. You just said you were going to the library to study that night because you had a huge Chemistry exam on Monday.

You sat in your room on Friday afternoon on your computer practicing your coding when your phone next to you buzzed and lit it up with Peter’s name.

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jobanana7  asked:

I absolutely agree with you I liked mockingjay (the book) the best our of the entire series but I like mockingjay Part 2 the best out of the movies o feel like all the points that part of the story made are so relevant.

Yeah, Mockingjay is my favorite book as well. I like Part 2 as well, but I like Part 1 more, because the changes made in 2 were kind of jarring for me. And I don’t think it pulls off the emotions as well as the book does. But over all, I think the characterizations in the MJ movies are the best of the films.

nitrateglow  asked:

What was your favorite scene in Vol. 2? I have such a hard time picking, like the entire movie is my favorite scene, though if you put me to the question, I would either say it was the badass "Come a Little Bit Closer" segment or the part where they send Groot to fetch the prototype fin.

My favorites are definitely a tie between the moment where Yondu lets all of his feelings about being cut off from the other Ravagers out and Stakar talks about him breaking his heart and the moment at the end after Yondu’s death when the other Ravagers give him a proper funeral and Kraglin does his little crying cheering thing because he knows Yondu deserves it. Oh my god sorry I got pretty sad!