my favorite one ever

  • Chiron: The Hunters win! For the fifty-sixth time in a row.
  • Thalia: Perseus Jackson! *storms toward him, flickering blue sparks* What in the name of the gods were you THINKING?
  • Percy: *balls fists* I got the flag, Thalia! *shakes flag in her face* I saw a chance and I took it!
  • Thalia: *yelling* I WAS AT THEIR BASE! But the flag was gone. If you hadn't butted in, we would've won.
  • Percy: You had too many on you!
  • Thalia: Oh, so it's my fault?
  • Percy: I didn't say that.
  • Thalia: Argh! *pushes him, sending a shock through him that blows him ten feet backwards into the river*
  • Thalia: *pales* Sorry! I didn't mean to—
  • Percy: *ears roaring, angrily erupts a wave from river and blasts Thalia in the face, dousing her head to toe*
  • Percy: Yeah. *growls* I didn't mean to, either.
  • Chiron: Enough!
  • Thalia: *holds out spear* You want some, Seaweed Brain?
  • Percy: Bring it on, Pinecone Face!
  • Percy: *raises riptide*
  • Thalia: *yells, a blast of lightning comes down from the sky, hits her spear like a lightning rod, and slams into Percy's chest*
  • Percy: *is thrown back, clothes burning*
  • Chiron: Thalia! That is enough!
  • Percy: *stands up and wills entire creek to rise, swirling in a massive icy funnel cloud*
  • Chiron: Percy!
  • Percy: *prepares to hurl wave at Thalia, but sees the oracle emerging from the woods and the wave crashes back into the creek*

thicc-owl  asked:

Alright so 1. Have you watched friends/how much have you watched of friends, 2. Have you read/watched Harry Potter, 3. Have you watched voltron legendary defenders, 4. Can I request almost crossovers with these things (like taking an idea from an episode of friends or asking about at hogwarts au) i can't really think of anything I'd ask about voltron tbh I just wanted to know if you watched it

((I’ve never seen friends or voltron, but HP just happens to be one of my favorite things ever, so here you go.))

Houses:
Daichi: Gryffindor
Sugawara: Hufflepuff
Asahi: Hufflepuff
Nishinoya: Gryffindor
Tanaka: Gryffindor
Kagayama: Gryffindor
Hinata: Gryffindor
Tsukishima: Ravenclaw
Yamaguchi: Ravenclaw
Kuroo: Ravenclaw
Kenma: Ravenclaw
Oikawa: Slytherin
Iwaizumi: Gryffindor
Ushijima: Gryffindor
Tendou: Slytherin
Semi: Slytherin
Bokuto: Gryffindor
Akaashi: Ravenclaw
Daishou: Slytherin


Headcanons:

- Hinata, Kageyama and Tsukishima are practically the Golden Trio, with Yamaguchi as Neville Longbottom.

- Tanaka and Nishinoya are parallels of Fred and George. You’ll always see them together, and they’ll always be doing something stupid. One night, they thought it would be fun to sneak into the Hufflepuff Basement (because “Hufflepuff girls are the cutest!”), but tapped the barrel incorrectly and got caught. They were banned from playing quidditch for a month.

- Bokuto is the captain of the Gryffindor quidditch team, and Kuroo is the captain of Ravenclaw. When they play they’re always quarreling somehow, teasing each other and sometimes going as far as knocking each other off their broomsticks.

- For the starters on the Gryffindor quidditch team, Kageyama, Bokuto and Daichi are the chasers, Iwaizumi and Tanaka are the beaters, Hinata is the keeper (He and Nishinoya substitute) and Ushijima is the seeker. They always, always end up victorious.

- Kuroo has never failed a test, and he swears he’ll die the day he does.

- When it came down to asking out his crush to Hogsmeade, Bokuto straight up destroyed an entire hallway in the process of trying to impress her, and wasn’t allowed to go. (She still said yes, though)

- Everyone in the Slytherin dorm is terrified of Tendou Satori. All around, he’s a nice guy, but when he was a fifth year he died Semi Eita’s eyebrows purple when he was sleeping, and since then, everyone’s developed a case of insomnia due to the fear factor Tendou brings.

- Kageyama is Harry Potter, and Oikawa might as well be Draco Malfoy. Every time they pass in the halls there’s a muffled mutter of “Tobio-Chan” that leaves poor Kageyama on edge for the rest of the day.

- Bokuto has a Great Horned Owl that he treats like a baby.

- Akaashi is incredibly talented when it comes to charms.

- Tendou favorite class is transfiguration

- Tsukishima’s favorite class is astronomy

- During his flying class in his first year, Hinata ran straight into a wall. Whoops.

Music Tags

Rules: You can tell a lot about a person based on the music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle, and list the first 10 songs, and tag 10 people.

I’ve done this one like five times but I still love it. I love music so much. :) I was tagged by: @simplythebest-chatlover

1) Umbrella Scene - (From ML, ahahaha) This song tugs at my emotions for obvious reasons and it’s also really relaxing. I love listening to it, it’s so soothing. <3

2) All Star - Smash Mouth- YES I UN-IRONICALLY LOVE THIS SONG, IT’S BEEN ONE OF MY TOP FAVORITES EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. It pumps me up and I when I feel really cheerful and ‘i want to fight life’ it’s a great song for me to turn on.

3) History Maker - Dean Fujioka (YURI ON ICE FRICK YEAAAHHHHH) I’m such a nerd but I actually bought this song BEFORE I watched the show!!! It fills me with determination and makes me feel like I can accomplish my goals if I really try hard!!! :D It’s such a good song jeeze!!!!

4) Crybaby - Melanie Martinez - Aaahhhhhh I love this song. I cry really easily when I get upset, and I don’t care who sees me cry if I’m mad or upset enough. When I was little, one of the worst memories I have is when the lady who was babysitting me called me a cry baby when I started crying after HER little kid took away the toy I was playing with. I never liked her after that…. She really made me feel bad.

5) Dancing in the Dark - Rihanna - This is… just such a good song. It makes me smile. It makes me want to dance without fail. :) It’s just so so good, I can’t get over how good it is. It just puts me in such a good mood.

6) Again - Yui - (AKA THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD OPENING SONG - AKA ONE OF THE BEST ANIME OPENINGS EVER MADE) This was the first anime opening that I never skipped through????? It’s just SO GOOD, HOLY CRAP. It makes me feel excited and epic, and just- WOW the whole song is amazing please go listen to it.

7) Sad Machine - Porter Robinson - This is such a good mood inspiring song… it makes me want to draw. It’s just really pretty. :)

8) Nicest Thing - Kate Nash - This is probably the most depressing song I own, hahaha. It’s about having a crush on a friend who is really nice and wishing that you could be with them. Really really wishing you could, and imagining what it would be like to date them. :( Sigh. I wanted to do an ML lyric comic to this song. Sad.

9) Goyanomachiawase - Hello Sleepwalkers - (AKA the Noragami opening, I can’t remember if it was season one or two) This song just pumps me up, it gives me an adrenaline rush, it’s awesome. :D

10) The Attack on Titan Theme song. LOL. That is the most epic song, I love it. Love the intense German parts in it too, hahaha. 

This is one of my favorite episodes we’ve ever written. @xemopeachx , do you feel the same?

EPISODE 33

You put a fifty in the swear jar and gave Nevada a pointed look. “I’m having cramps today and Amber is coming over, so I’m foreshadowing.”

“She better play by the rules, too…Captain Crunch coming with her?” he asked, continuing to read the paper.

“Yes Troy is coming, we’re going to hot yoga.” You smiled. “You wanted me to get out more,” you pulled down the paper and kissed him. “I’m getting out more. We couldn’t get Omar to come.”

“What the fuck is hot yoga?” he asked, his brows making waves on his forehead.

You giggled, “it’s yoga, where they keep the room at a very warm temperature so you can reach your maximum potential and mingle your inner chakra with the universe.”

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turnedink  the liv & elena show – i mean tvd i guess?

I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO LIKES NO HUMANITY ELENA TOO WOW

YELLS !!! honestly one of my favorite arcs ever ???  nina played it fabulously and i loved so much abt the way it was written like ???  it was basically elena w/o a filter, and considering that elena is notorious for her tendency to slip into denial and bury her feelings …  so much of it was so telling ??? elena’s deepest darkest feelings on blast w/o guilt or shame w/ a side of Not Giving A Single Fuck. sign me the fuck up.  it revealed so much and all of the deep serious stuff aside she was funny and badass as heck i’m so endeared 

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this is one of my favorite youtube videos ever

Today was one of my favorite Sundays ever. Team yoga, a good run, beautiful weather, good coffee and good friends, sharing dinner and crafts with said friends, and banana bread with peanut butter before bed. Happiness is not constant or overwhelming but it is present in so many things in my life, and for that I am grateful.

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tae is lucky to have him

Post-it Q. Taehyungie what is Jimin’s charming point? ©
Taehyung: 1) Eyes 2) Abs 3) Voice 4) Park Jimin’s very existence 

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#same
↳ happy birthday to our sunshine ☀️  we don’t deserve you ❤️✨🎂 🎉  #Happy_DK_VERNON_Day

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“It’s not about adding diversity for the sake of diversity, it’s about subtracting homogeneity for the sake of realism.”Mary Robinette Kowal