my fav post ever

peri-puns

peridot ties her shoes? periknot

peridot has too many? perilot

peridot wipes her nose? perisnot

peridot runs into the cops? pericaught

peridot gets in a gunfight? perishot

peridot learns? peritaught

peridot isn’t cold? perihot

peridot changes a light bulb? periwatt

peridot goes shopping? peribought

peridot doesn’t want fries? peritot

peridot works out? perisquat

peridot likes to get it on? perithot

peridot can’t remember? periforgot

peridot doesn’t run? peritrot

peridot is made of metal? peribot

peridot gets beat up? perifought

peridot isn’t peridot? perinot

peridot is rich? periyacht

peridot is proved wrong? perithought

peridot get attacked by flies? periswat

peridot plants flowers? peripot

  • Mako: Oh, hey, chief. Did you get my report on the triad murder?
  • Lin: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.
  • Mako: Good. Thanks, mom.
  • Lin: ...
  • Mako: Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Asami: You just called Chief Beifong "mom."
  • Mako: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, ma'am."
  • Lin: Do you see me as a mother figure, Mako?
  • Mako: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
  • Korra: Hey, show your mother some respect!

okay but how long do you think kev practiced that “you like the water? well i can introduce you to some fiya” line before actually saying it to chiron

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“I sort of stopped writing things down, or the occasional idea on the old phone, but now I kinda try and do like a Lil Wayne and just sort of keep it all on me head so it never goes on paper. Sometimes, I write something on paper but it will be more like, I don’t know, it looks like an equation or a diagram or something… those arrows, the odd word. But I’ll try and like, when I’m singing it on the studio, it won’t be like holding paper or anything. It’s just coming out of the top of the dome.”

plus side of of carpal tunnel: tons of free time, spent on the nth Discworld rereading 

minus side: want to draw everything, can’t