KonohaTube (Naruto families headcanon)
Boruto: Mom! Tell that moron I have for a father to stop using my computer.
Hinata: Don’t use those mean words with him; your dad uses your computer because his laptop is for work only. Nara-san keeps a record of what he does with it in case there is an emergency that requires further investigation, and… well, your dad doesn’t want him to know about what he likes to do in his free time.
Boruto: He doesn’t want uncle Nara to know? What could be so embarrasing?
Himawari: Nii-chan, dad has a channel on KonohaTube, didn’t you know? He uploads One Piece AMVs, most of them about pairings. His name online is “BlondieFoxie9″ .
Boruto: Oh God…
Sarada: I hate how KonohaTube keeps on recommending me “BlondieFoxie9′s” channel. The SanjixNami ship she likes so much is stupid, LuffyxNami is the only true end game.
Sasuke: Sarada, if you are done with your pirate shows I want to record the new video for my channel.
Sakura: Darling, you are on KonohaTube?! Oh my… show it to me!!
Sarada: He can’t. Everytime he tries to record a video for his channel, “UchihaTomatoAvenger”, he ends up deleting the whole thing because it’s not good enough. The only video he has is the introduction one promissing to tell the truth about the Uchiha… and he uploaded it three months ago!
Sasuke: I don’t point out enough times how great Itachi was… and that can’t remain untold.
Rock Lee: Three months and this UchihaTomato guy hasn’t told a thing about the Uchiha massacre. He must have be trolling… in which cruel world we live in men forget about their promises?! A nasty, horrible one indeed!!!
TenTen: Stop whining Lee. Check if my new video is already uploaded, KonohaTube needs high quality content.
Rock Lee: High quality content? It’s just you pranking Kakashi and Gai-sensei.
TenTen: To prank is an art, and I’m the best at it. That’s the reason my channel is called “PrankEmpress1010″
Metal Lee: I thought that was because the first 1009 empresses were already taken.
Rock Lee: Metal!!! Turtle Strech for 20 minutes as punishment
Mirai: TenTen-san keeps on doing this stuff? Gai students are the worst.
Temari: Stop giving her visits!
Mirai: Sorry sensei. Let’s go back to training.
Temari: Shikadai! record everything Mirai and I do, and add a popular song later to it. I’m not letting that hot-blooded loser to be more popular than me online.
Shikadai: What a drag… why would shinobi like to see other shinobi training if not to steal their techniques. You didn’t think this through.
Shikamaru: Shhh, do what she wants while I delete the troll comments of this “CloudSamuraiChick”. If your mothers finds out about them I’ll have to listen to her whining all day.
Karui: hahaha, Temari blocked me again from her “SandMilf1outof3″ channel. Now back to bash “YamanakaArt”
ChoCho: That’s Inojin’s channel, not his mom’s
Karui: Yeah, but the one who gets enraged with bad feedback is her. Tomorrow she will be bitching about it.
Chouji: What are you two doing?
ChoCho: There’s no food of hot guys involved, so I guess boring myself to death.
Ino: Who is this disgusting witch saying?! My baby’s art is perfect… PERFECT!!!
Sai: That’s because you haven’t seen it… Ino, don’t hit the screen!
Inojin: You don’t understand my art dad, nobody does. I don’t need these negative vibes… let me watch kittens on Kiba-san’s channel.
Kiba: Muahahahahaha… “HokagePuppy8″ is the most popular channel on KonohaTube. And all thanks to these idiots’ obsession with kittens doing stuff.
Tamaki: I’m so happy you are earning so much money thanks to my babies. Now we can finally pay our wedding.
Kiba: That’s it! We’ll dress Akamaru’s puppy as a groom and that black kitten over there as a bride… I’m a genius!
Tamaki: haha, yeah… but go back to OUR wedding.
Kiba: I can even show up as the priest. Tamaki, sew me a costume!
Tamaki: Are you ignoring me?
Kiba: This is gold!
Tamaki: Yes, you are