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Flying with Supergirl is always so great… for most people.

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Then We Talk Slow
Author: letsjustsee
Word Count: 20k
Summary: 
The picture showed Harry smiling widely (with a fucking dimple) at the camera, his glossy brown curls situated artfully around his shoulders. Louis couldn’t see his whole outfit, but it seemed to consist of a pink, floral button-up with most of the buttons undone. Louis could also detect the dark outlines of tattoos on his chest, although he couldn’t quite make out what they were underneath the shirt.
What he could make out was that his own heartrate seemed to have picked up significantly.
Shit.
This was so not good. Not only had Louis drunkenly sent messages in a deliberate attempt to interact with this man, he was now insanely attracted to him without ever having met him in person.
Maybe Liam was right – drunk tweeting really was a horrible, rotten idea.

A famous/non-famous AU in which Louis banters back and forth with his new record company on Twitter, only to find out that Harry is the man behind the tweets.

Oh Deer God.

Little backstory: I’m playing a game with my boyfriend and a few others who have been really wanting to play D&D for a while. My boyfriend is DM'ing so I’m playing a dragonborn paladin, and on the team is also a half-elf ranger, and a tiefling warlock. Well, after waking up from being dead (long story), we are now in a time when the world is ending, the gods have left, and everything is going to hell in a handbasket. We are led to the last bastion of civilization and we all go our own ways to do our own things. My paladin joins the guard because she just wants to help people, the ranger joins a group that goes out of the safe haven’s walls and scavenges for anything useful, and the warlock decides to do his own thing. This is the story of him doing his own thing.

Warlock: *heads to the druids tower to speak with the head druid who is a plant person* Hey, anything interesting going on here?

Plant person: Actually, I have this potion that I made that I’d be willing to pay you to test out. I have no idea what it does, but I’m fairly certain it’s safe.

Warlock: Works for me. *drinks the potion*

Plant Person: …

Warlock: …

Plant Person: … Well … how do you feel?

Warlock: Well … everything is tinged green … *turns into a deer and has to fight to keep his mental stats*

Plant person: Oh … huh. *takes notes* Um, can you understand me?

Warlock (OOC): I’m gonna fuck with him and pretend I can’t and- are there any plants in here?

DM: You’re in a druid’s tower. Of course there’s plants.

Warlock (OOC): Cool. I’m gonna start eating one.

Plant Person: Oh dear. Well … it should wear off in a few hours …

Warlock (OOC): Okay, now I’m gonna head outside and make my way to the infirmary.

DM: Okay, you make your way down the stairs and head outside, anything else you wanna do?

Warlock (OOC): I’m gonna strut my stuff.

DM (laughing): Roll a charisma check.

Warlock (OOC): *rolls a natural 20*

DM: The people believe that the gods have returned and that you are one of them walking among them. They throw money at your feet and start singing the praises of ‘Deer God’.

Me, the Warlock, and the Ranger (OOC): *laughing uncontrollably*

TL;DR: The warlock, in deer form, was so full of charisma, people started worshiping him as a god and it is now a running joke in our campaign whenever anyone says ‘dear god’ that we are now reminded of 'Deer God’.

list of artists that have albums that contain at least 10 songs about love:

  • Taylor Swift
  • Adele
  • Britney Spears
  • Ed Sheeran
  • Justin Bieber
  • Demi Lovato
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Carrie Underwood
  • Miranda Lambert
  • Bruno Mars
  • Jonas Brothers
  • Maroon 5
  • Hunter Hayes
  • One Direction
  • Katy Perry
  • Selena Gomez
  • Beyonce
  • John Mayer

list of artists that have albums that contain at least 10 songs about love and get harassed for it every day:

  • Taylor Swift
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fic title: you don’t have to play the part

pairing: Louis Tomlinson/Harry Styles

rating: pg-13

word count: ~17000

summary: Louis knew that this should be the part where he admitted defeat. Told funny, adorable, gorgeous Harry Styles that he wasn’t actually exchanging flirty Twitter messages with three time Grammy winner Zayn Malik, that it was just Louis, ordinary guy, who was nothing more than the guy who handled Zayn’s social media. But Louis had never been someone who prided himself in making the best decisions, and there also was a tiny (very, very big) part of him, that couldn’t let Harry go just yet. 

or the one where Harry is Britain’s new pop sensation, Louis is R&B star Zayn’s sassy social media manager and things get confusing.

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We were fighting a pack of wolves in a clearing and our bounty hunter, Flux, was just bitten on the arm, which then prompted him to flip off the wolf.

Flux: Flux moves closer to both wolves and casts sword burst. A circle of spectral blades appear sweep around him ((Each wolf makes a Dex save

DM: wolf 1 got 8, wolf 3 got 18        

Delain(ooc): wolf 3 flips you off, now realizing it was meant to offend, mid jump

Bariz(ooc): Wolf 3 makes a skateboard appear out of the air and does a sick kickflip while flipping you off

DM: wolf 3 tries to do a middle finger, and finds its toes not flexible enough. wolf 3 is disappointed at that

Bariz(ooc): Wolf 3 does its best attempt at flipping you off and we all applaud and let it know it was a good try

Bariz: I applaud wolf 3 for its attempt at flipping off Flux

Delain(ooc): do we get inspired from wolf 3’s performance?

DM: the wolves get inspired

Me(ooc): damn it

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