Do I seriously have to defend this fucker? Yeah, I do. Shit. (Lady's Thoughts)
Don’t read if you get easily offended, butthurt, or unable to comprehend another human being’s opinions.
Apparently, nobody is allowed to make offensive jokes because it’s “normalizing” and “just as bad” as actually doing the offensive thing!
Okay then. Let’s play this game.
No more murder jokes.
No more suicide jokes.
No more man jokes.
No more Trump jokes.
No more patriarchy jokes.
No more conservative jokes.
No more Christian jokes.
No more jokes that reference your mental illnesses.
No more Republican jokes.
No more penis jokes.
No more any offensive jokes–ever.
Why? Because it might hurt someone’s feelings and it will normalize hatred against white men or people who’s family has been murdered.
Only puns and good old fashioned humour, like Leave It to Beaver.
Oh, and while we’re at it:
No more plane jokes.
No more sex jokes.
No more America jokes.
No more jokes with coarse language, like shit, tits, cock, cunt, cum, fuck, etc.
No more jokes that could offend anyone at any given time ever.
That means no more jokes about any tragedy or bad things. Even if those things are personal, because it could trigger son or make them feel bad.
How about no humour at all? Even chickens crossing roads could offend someone whose pet chicken died when it got loose onto the highway.
Tumblr wouldn’t last a week.
Now, do I dislike certain jokes? Do I think some are garbage and tasteless? Of course I do. I hated that “All Jews must die” joke. But did you know what I did? I rolled my eyes and moved right along. That’s what adults do. They go on about their lives when they see something or hear something that they do not like. A joke won’t kill a Jewish person. A bullet does. And guess what? All of this attention on Felix for a bad joke is turning your backs on REAL crimes against Jews RIGHT. NOW. I bet your ass right now some little Jewish girl just got shot in the fucking face over Bast knows where while y'all are harping on ONE ignorant fuckface for making a 4chan joke. (Let’s also not forget that the man is known for making offensive jokes.)
Do you have any idea how many fat jokes I hear? How many gay jokes and witch jokes? Do you see me shitting myself and saying that their preferred brand of humour is encouraging witch hunts? Fuck. No.
It’s like saying South Park or Family Guy promotes domestic violence because of their abuse jokes.
This is a Swedish dumbass who’s job is to sit his ass in front of a telly all day, not fucking Hitler or a Grand Wizard of the goddamn KKK.
Should he be condemned? Yes. To this extent? Take your meds if you think so.
Bad humour and bad things will always exist, and no matter how much you want those things to disappear, they won’t. It has been proven to us time and time again that the more that you suppress an ideology and try to censor it, the worse it becomes. Look at how Trump got to office. (Also, because of all of this hubbub, a shit storm of actual antisemites have come out of the woodwork. If you would have left him alone, this shit wouldn’t have happened. Woopsies, right? Fuck you.)
No wonder people hate fucking liberals. Bunch of whiny ass pussies that need to have their coffee taken away from them and actually show them what REAL antisemitism is. They’d think that Pewds is the funniest bastard in the world after they’re done witnessing the horror of what other countries think of Jews and what they do to them.
I’m taking a shower. Fuck this. If you disagree with me, I’m not sorry. If you feel the need to unfollow me, then you aren’t a very strong person. At all.
Y'all probably don't care but let me tell you what my favorite Lucifer scene is
Let’s set the stage: 2x12, Love Handles, a legendary deckerstar™ episode.
Lucifer lounges in a circle with some drunk college girls. Chloe bursts in and Lucifer just, being the most adorable Devil, JUST FLIPS TO LOOK AT HER UPSIDE DOWN.
LOOK AT THIS FACE PEOPLE. THAT DEVIL IS WHIPPED.
THIS IS A GRADE A+ PUPPY FACE. He is honestly so excited to see her just look at his puppy eyes!!
AND THEN IT GETS BETTER BECAUSE OF THE FACE MAKES WHEN HE SITS UP. His puppy eyes just intensify and his lil’ smile drops off and lil’ worry lines just appear. HE JUST LOOKS SO UTTERLY ADORING.
AND THEN HIS LITTLE REASSURING BUT UNEASY GRIN HE GIVES CHLOE WHEN SHE STARTS TO YELL AT HIM.
I love this scene because of Lucifer’s precious silliness. He looks like a tiny five year old that just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar! His face is so PURE. HE’S JUST SO HAPPY AND GIDDY THAT HIS PRECIOUS SMOL HUMAN KISSED HIM THE NIGHT BEFORE AND HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT HE WANTS SO BADLY FOR IT TO BE FOR REAL.
as someone south of the mason-dixie line, i am Giving You Permission™ not to feel bad for making supportive bittles headcanons or fics or art or whatever. i will say that y'all really don’t get the deep-rooted fear that lgbt folks down here face because you just. don’t live with it, but despite what some people are saying that DOES NOT mean that the bittles won’t possibly be accepting. it is completely possible for coach and suzanne to have learned to unlearn their homophobia when they started to suspect that bitty was gay even if it’s hella unlikely. it can still happen. to be honest i doubt moomaw would be okay with it but again, anything is possible (my grandma had two gay kids that she loved and accepted completely and she lived in georgia, so). i just don’t understand 1) why some of y'all think that southern people can’t unlearn things just like others can?? even if it’s unlikely because of the hive mind thing going on and wanting to look good and all that Southern Shit that you know about if you are southern, it could still happen. i’ve seen it happen. and 2) why you are so upset by supportive bittle hcs even if they aren’t realistic? if they make people happy then what is the issue? sure, a lot of them are hella optimistic and not likely at all, but that shouldn’t matter? this is fandom for chrissakes. literally half of the shit we post isn’t canon and probably doesn’t have a chance of becoming canon. i get that it’s so unlikely it might as well be getting snow on christmas but??? if it makes people coping with (southern) homophobic family feel better then chill a bit, kay?
now i will say that people saying bitty is just misunderstanding his parents’ intentions really need to not because he probably isn’t bc it’s so bad down here it’s more likely that they are homophobic in some way than not (esp bc coach is a gym teacher,, like Yikes all of my male gym teachers have been. hmm anyways). like. example one of my friends had a brother who came out when he was seventeen and his parents disowned him, they haven’t seen him since and they don’t talk about him at all. this shit is not an outrageous thing that never happens and bitty is not being dramatic by being afraid.
but truth be told i’ve only seen one post that said that he’s misunderstanding the situation and i feel like everyone used that one post to condemn everyone with supportive hcs? and that’s not cool either.
so anyways both sides of this need to think clearly about this and try not to demonize each other, but also if you have supportive headcanons, it’s okay as long as you acknowledge that bitty’s fears are not irrational. they’re a normal part of growing up gay in the south, trust me. and not all of bitty’s family members will accept him and that honestly isn’t something you could debate. but if you think his parents will still love him (as any good parent should) then rock on and keep making those headcanons.
people with unsupportive headcanons (no matter the degree of lack of support) y'all rock on too. because it is good to know that even if your parents don’t accept who you are, it isn’t the end of the world, and you can move on from it.
-When you first meet him he’s probably really shy because let’s be honest this mochi is adorable
-He sees you and it’s either intense eye contact or he keeps giggling and looking away smooooth
-Hold up though
-Once y'all are friends he can be caring and a solid rock to lean on anytime to be honest
-But the flirting and the teasing ohmygosh
-Loves skinship too and his hugs are probably the softest thing in the world since he literally is the fluffiest mochi ever ohmygoshmyheartiwantahug
-Of course he is perfect best friend material. Keeps secrets. Is willing to drop everything and come to soothe you. Just his laugh will help you tbh but when that fails he brings ice cream and movies
-Literally he will hit you when he laughs too and it’s kinda sorta annoying but also the thing that makes you laugh too
-HOW HE CONFESSES:
-One of two ways. Accidentally like he thinks you’re asleep and you’re cuddled next to him and he says it but then you’re like “uh Jimin I’m awake” then he’s a blushing mess.
OR. He takes you to the dance studio saying it’s urgent and he has little notes along the way and flowers at the end and he asks to for a dance and confesses in your ear holy crap I die (tbh I only see him accidentally doing it lolol)
-RELATIONSHIP GOALS OK
-We all know nobody can let this squish go. He is too precious for the world and even on tour I see him finding time to text you or call and all that stuff that makes my heart flutter flutter
-Clingy. Clingyclingyclingy. Also very protective. He can go from squish to jealous in .5 seconds. If he sees you let’s say arguing with Jungkook over a game and Jungkook thinks it’s ok to tickle you to win. His eyes would immediately darken with rage. He will probably take it calmly by getting in the middle and tickling you instead. But you can tell he’s jealous by his tight grip the next time you talk to Jungkook. So all in all he’s protective af
-Probably the cutest thing ever. Probably just a peck cus some y'all nasty and want tongue and no take it slow. One night you’re cuddling and you probably squish his cheeks and he does the same to yours and you are giggling then he just grins and pecks your lips. His giggle gives me life sorry side note. Tbh his lips are probably so soft omfg like pillows and you immediately stop giggling before he kisses your cheek sweetly. The feels wow I am a sad single human being
-Neck Kisses. Holy wow. So much neck kisses. He usually nuzzles into your neck too. He just loves your neck idk why. Sometimes his hair tickles and you try to push him away but he tightens his grip on you in which he would giggle I’m sorry what is with me and his giggle. So soft wow he would love pecking your neck. Along with hickies but shshshshshshshh
-Dates are probably to the mall and parks or at home or the dance studio. All the simple stuff where it can just be you two talking ya know.
-Him teaching you a dance. You guys having a slow dance. Dancing with him. Swaying in the kitchen. I could see him backhugging you then swaying while nuzzling into your neck wowowowow
-Backhugs. That’s it.
-Him laying on your stomach or chest cus let’s be honest he probably loves your chest
- He loves loves loves loves when you play with his hair. He always runs his hand through his own but when you do it it’s like puppy mode is on and he sighs softly and often falls asleep while you do it
-Baking. Making pancakes in the morning. Cliché flour fights. Maybe you burn down the kitchen maybe not.
-Boyfriend material af™
-Him constantly taking pictures of you
-Competition to see who sends the ugliest selfies is a daily thing tbh and you’ll get a memekook bombarding his picture
-Morning voice hoooooooomygosh I cri
-Late night talks and you guys talk about your dreams and what you guys will be like in the future. If you have anything you’re sad about a vice versa he will gladly listen and listen to you fully
-He always calls you jagiya and so sweetly too like you can hear him across the house slash dorm just doing his cute waddle to you saying “jagiyaaaaaaa” so soft and wow my heart
-You always being in best friend mode when he feels bad and insecure. You immediately smack some sense not literally into his brain. Like no you are a pure angel Park Jimin your voice, your personality, body, face, dance, everything.
-All over he is such a sweet boyfriend and so caring. You don’t mind it being silent but you have him by your side so you are at peace. Best friends when you need to be but y'all in love.
WOW~ this has been in my drafts for SOSOSOS long but here it is I feel these are repetitive but ya know we know our boys pretty well
•This episode was better considering RAS didn’t write it. Oops
•Omg Free FP dammit, whose ass are you covering??
•Jughead can’t catch a break.
•Really Momma Jones your nonexistent, non casted ass is rejecting Jughead in a time of need.
•FP why you lying?!
•Fred why you gotta do Jughead like that?!? I trusted you!
•Fred don’t say that to Archie you’re just scared take those words back!
•Archie hug your boyfriend ooops I mean bro. Bro hug because then RAS might get offended.
•Um okay is anyone gonna report Hal for breaking into the Sheriff home? Also was really hoping for Alice to accidentally shoot him, I mean c'mon it was obvious it was him who broke in.
•Poor man never had a chance with the nickname ‘Mustang’
•Still no Reggie (I just lost 26 more years off my life/ Lili & Madelaine confirmed his recasting in a Facebook Live video right before this episode aired) 😭😭.
•Still no Josie and the Pussycats (which performance wise is understandable bc well in words of beanie loving philosopher ‘A KID IS DEAD ARCHIE!’).
•We find out in this episode that Sheriff Keller isn’t the only cop in town.
•But did he really OD? Or did the illuminati make it seem that way?
•Did y'all see the flash of jealousy in Veronica’s face when she called Archie and he said he was with Betty? Petty Love triangle bait.
•Did they just say “Grandpappy” wtf
•Eww not twincest just incest…
•I bet Veronica’s ears are burning for calling it.
•"I’m sorry to distrupt the witching hour at Thornhill" -Alice My Queen
•"Pure Blossom" stooop you creeps
•"THIS IS SOME JERRY SPRINGER SHIT!“ (Ha get it bc Betty’s dad was in white chicks? Yes? No? Okay byyee).
•Okay but like you write incest into the story but we don’t get a scene as to how Polly is reacting to her former love which was her third cousin or something. The girl can’t catch a break can she. You drag her out of a home expecting her to be fine with these news???
•Kevin protecting his dad and his job and his boyfriend is so cute.
•"I’m sorry Cheryl” -Jughead Jones
And now he gets bitchslapped by Cheryl. (I’m a sucker for someone getting slapped 😬😂).
•But like Jughead didn’t stop her, he let her get out her rage. That is such a noble thing to do even if at the moment he feels like shit because of his father.
•"I barely touched him" *insert white guy blinking meme here*
•Someone just hug Cheryl dammit.
•Seriously you could’ve had a sweet moment where Betty hugs Cheryl like when she was there for Ronnie, but the writers are too scared bc this fandom is fierce for the ships.
•Joavin is dead 😭
•Technically Kevin still doesn’t know he only dated him for the sake of the investigation. 😭
•Who’d a thought it would be Mary Andrews who reveals Joaquin’s last name.
•Mary being there for Jughead thanks to Archie *heart is feeling something*
•Joaquin DeSantos everyone (FYI Rob just updated that on his Twitter Bio)
•Kevin and Joaquin kiss, my poor fragile heart.
•Where can I get a Southside Serpent leather jacket?!?
•FP talking to Jughead in the jail cell *My poor unfortunate soul*
•"Nancy Drew strikes again" -Kevin Keller
•But like is anyone gonna comment on the fact that Betty could’ve told any guy to put on the letterman. Like she did it to feel up Archie, just saying 🐸☕️😂.
•But like I’m surprised they didn’t bughead this too much.
•Does nobody in this town know that when sleuthing you wear gloves!!
•Like I’m so surprised these people don’t get caught sooner or later. They’re hiding spots are just terrible and they don’t seem to grasp that their fingers can leave traces or DNA.
•These poor kids straight up watch Jason die. We all watched it! These kids need support.
•Cheryl baby she warned you to leave not confront the killer…
•"You did a bad thing daddy" super cringy for me.
•Poor Cheryl just wants happiness.
•FP WAS PROTECTING HIS CHILD!
•Clifford keep your dirty hands off Juggie!
•Omg his name is Clifford like Clifford The Big Red Dog and he’s a ‘redhead’.
•All because of Maple Syrup?
•That ring I swear holds a single drop of every redheads blood and that is why it is so dear to their hearts.
•You killed your son bc of a ring? Maple Syrup? You were okay with Incest! So what was it? We need a better explanation!
•I’m sorry but if you wanted to get away with it you should’ve checked them cameras.
•I’m sure Hades is happy to have Clifford Blossom back, but I feel sorry on how this ended.
•R.I.P: Mustang, Jason, Clifford.
•Bye Molly Ringwald just like other every other characters we may never see again. 👋🏽
•Every character in this show needs a therapist please make them seek help, especially after all they’ve been through.
•Y'all get mad at others shows *cough* 13RW *cough* for being triggering even though that one has warnings unlike this show which has shows pedophelia, Mental Illness, emotional and physical abuse, drug abuse, suicide and it has no warnings and no one calls them the it on this.
Citizens of the united states of america, you don’t understand the struggle of being european and not being able to watch new episodes when y'all do. We basically have two options over here:
1. stay up til the middle of the night (legit 3am), searching the entire god damn fucking dark web for a working live link, a mission guaranteed to fail, OR
2. wait until thE NEXT FUCKING DAY AFTER SCHOOL WHEN IT’S UPLOADED IN 240P ON SOME PORN-ADVERTISING SHITPAGE, MEANING I CAN’T GO ON TUMBLR FOR A FULL DAY WITHOUT GETTING THE ENTIRE THING SPOILED AND ALL POSSIBLE EMISON SHOWED UP IN MY FACE WITH NO SPACE TO CATCH MY BREATH (lowkey don’t mind that but that’s not the point here)
Our life, is a struggle.
Stay strong, my fellow europeans
Sana: *threw water into Ingrid's face for calling Vilde a slut' some of y'all: she was totally slutshaming Vilde yesterday! take a deep breath and think about what Sana always did when someone got slutshamed and then come back.
UWnfvuWQ LITERALLY. DO PEOPLE NOT REMEMBER THAT ICONIC SCENE???????????? SUDDENLY THERE’S A HUGE CASE OF MEMORY LOSS.
• you guys are super cute
• jaehyun always smiles when he’s w you, not just any smile but he whole, cresent eyes, and the cute, well defined dimples
• he really likes being lowkey w you like
• “hey…,,,, wear a black and white striped shirt tomorrow” “,,,,,ok???”
• the next day
• “oh,,, my,,,, i- we didn’t even realize!!!! haaaa, we’re so perfect for each other”
• he’s awkward in a really non awkward, cute way
• it’s confusing
• it’s like he’s your best friend that happen to be dating and kissing on basis and hugging
• he doesn’t do cheesy things like put your name in his IG bio or anything, but he does make you his profile picture on his social media sites
• there’s some weird shit going on in his lil perv brain
• omg ok when nct u debuted you were like “hoLY- shiT. bABY DO U LOOK GOOD OR DO U LOOK GOOD”
• “i think i look weiRD. LOOK AT MY WEIRD RAMEN LOOKING HAIR”
• he’s super tall so you kinda, cling to him but he doesn’t care he likes it
• k he loves kissing you sm sm sm sm
• he kisses the top of your head a lot tho
• ok first kiss time w jaehyun!!!!
• ok so what happened was you were just chilling on the nct boys’ dorm couch
• and the sm BABy rookiES. were like “noONA. LET’S WATCH A MOVIE” and you were like “daMNBOYS. OK”
• jaemin, the princess himself, chose sleeping beauty.
• and at that very moment jaehyun came in the living room and was like “lol what are u guys doing w my girlfriend” and just plopped down in between you and jaemin and jaemin was like “hyuNG. wyD.”
• so it went like, donghyuk, jeno, jaemin, jaehyun, you and jisung.
• the first 4 boys were like, so INDULGED IN THE MOVIE, BUT you and jisung were like “lol lol lol we saw this like 40 times together already let’s just goof off” and you just kept squishing his cheeks being like “ugh jisung u’re like 3 what are u doing in an entertainment company i should be baby sitting you and be feeding u mushed up bananas”
• and jaehyun looked over at you and you whispered to jaehyun while squishing jisung’s cheeks and you were like “omg look at this literal baby jae”
• and jaehyun smiled bc goodness you’d be the most embarrassing mother to you and jaehyun’s children
• and then jisung fell asleep and you got bored and fell asleep with him while leaning on jaehyun’s shoulder
• AND SUPER CLICHÉ, BUT THE PRINCE GOT INTO THE CASTLE AND WAS ABOUT TO KISS THE PRINCESS AND BEING THE ROMANTIC BABY HE IS, HE TURNED HIS HEAD AND GENTLY KISSED YOU, VERY LIGHTLY, AND THEN TURNED HIS HEAD BACK TOWARDS THE MOVIE
• THEN YOU WOKE UP
• “WHAT HAPPENED” and you screamed
• AND EVERYONE FREAKED OUT AND JISUNG WOKE UP AND HE JUST YELLED “WHAT HAPPENED I’M SO SORRY”
• and the 2000 boys were like “HYUNG WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER” and he was like “whAT- WHY DO YOU ALL BLAME ME I DIDNT DO ANYTHING”
• “WHAT. HYUNG APOLOGIZE”
• “NO I DONT THINK HE DID WHAT I THINK HE DID AND I’M SO CONFUSED I’M SORRY GUYS”
• and so you just hugged jisung and told him to go back to sleep but he was all shaken up
• and jaehyun just “oK. LET ME. JUST. GO TO MY ROOM.”
• but then 2 minutes later he motioned w his hand for you to come into the room
• and all the babies got up and started following you to his room and jaehyun was like “why- NOT ALL OF YOU. JUST HER. YOU GUYS-”
• a unison of “ooohhhhhhhh” from all the boys who go back to the couch
• and you got into the room and he closed the door and you were thinking “crap”
• but he very awkwardly was like “uh so… uh”
• “SORRY I HAD A DREAM AND-”
• “a dream??? uh well, did you, enjoy it?”
• “um” and he kinda, walked closer towards you and you just stayed there and he got crazy close to you and he put one of his hands on your cheek and another one on your hip and put his lips on yours and you hesitantly kissed back and put your arms around his neck and sjdjrjejf
• then he gently took his lips off of yours and smiled and he just kinda laughed and it was so cute honestly
• and you coughed and was like “um, uh, we should, take the boys, out of ice cream or something they…they wanted ice cream”
• and he put his arm around your shoulders and was like “alright”
• and Y'ALL OPENED THE DOOR AND THE FOUR BABY ROOKIES FELL FACE FIRST ON THE FLOOR
• and fast thinker jaemin was like “hA. LOL. STUPiD US. JENO YOUR CONTACTS AREN’T HERE”
• “me-? oh- Oh YEAH MY CONTACT-”
• “jeno, you don’t wear contacts.”
• “I JUST STARTED WEARING THEM, A FEW DAYS AGO AND I DIDNT TELL YOU GUYS BECAUSE-”
• “you guys still gonna buy us ice cream or” cause all donghyuk wanted was some ice cream
• y'all did end up getting ice cream tho bc you love jisung sm, he’s you and jaehyun’s baby and he wanted ice cream
• it was a fun day
• ok when firetruck came out you went nuts
• “you CAN RAP? HOW COME YOU NEVER TO L D M E”
• ok you once found an old predebut video of him having a full on conversation by himself in english in his english class and you sent it to him
• he didn’t reply for like, 12 hours
• he cooks for you and you guys cook together sometimes it’s great
• you wear his sweaters sometimes and it’s so cute he loves it you look so tiny
• jaehyun made you cry once
• LOL JK THIS BOY TREASURES YOU TOO MUCH AND KNOWS WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT YOU TO HURT YOU IN ANYWAY, HE’S ALWAYS CAUTIOUS AND CARES ABOUT YOU
• you guys were best friends first before you guys started dating
• he’s so modest it makes you ejdjfjfk
• ok jaehyun, not to be weird, but he gets boners a lot
• you pretend not to notice sometimes bc “jaehyun come on this happened on stage too you gotta chill man i know you’re growing up and you cant help it and all but-”
• but sometimes you just laugh and give him a small kiss on the cheek and continue doing what you were doing or something bc yoU GUYS AREN’T GONNA DO IT EVERYTIME HIS FRIEND ACTS UP DOWN THERE
• ok but he gets needy he just, hugs you a lot and back hugs you when he NORMALLY REALLY DOESNT, and he kisses you and whispers in your ear and, hM. IT’S TEMPTING BUT YOU’RE A STIFF STONE YOU’RE “you’re cute”
• you guys watch nct life together
• when he sleeps over/when you sleep over it’s so fun you always ask him to sing you to sleep and he does sing and skdkf
• but honestly most of the time y'all are gummy bears, potato chips, video games, dance breaks, and candy till 4am
• lol ok he looks at you, the same way he looks at honey butter chips and oh my goodness it’s the cutest thing
• johnny always messes w jae like “yoUR BAE OR HONEY BUTTER CHIPS JAEHYUN. ANSWER ME. 3, 2, 1. OHHHHH”
• ok jaehyuns lock screen is a picture of you and him together, smiling and laughing at your favorite coffee shop that yuta took when he was with hansol.
• ok so yuta and hansol were stalking you, but the way they put it was “we were not stalking you we were following you to make sure that you were being nice kids and just going on clean, 18 and under age dates.” and while they were behind the bushes, they saw you and him laughing at something and you two looked so cute that yuta snapped a pic and sent it to jaehyun and hansol was like “…wait. YUTA-” and then at that very moment jaehyun and your heads turned and you two made eye contact w hansol and yuta who was awkwardly standing behind the bushes of the coffee shop.
• it was a weird day
• jaehyun’s home screen is a picture of you sleeping, your hair in your face, your mouth kind of open, your cheek squished up from the pillow under your cheek and you hate it but he thinks it’s the cut e s t thing e v e r. it’s his favorite picture of you.
• he loves feeding you and being fed like he’s kinda shy about it but he loVES. IT.
• jaehyun doesn’t really get jealous, i mean, he does like any other guy, but he prefers to talk it out with you and ask you directly rather than keeping his emotions and questions to himself and hurting both himself and you and the relationship.
• he pretends you’re his giant teddy bear
• he likes it when you sit on his lap
• he does aegyo when you’re sad or when he wants something and you’re like “uGHWHAT”
• he loves spooning well, not spooning but, he just likes holding on to you while you’re both laying down
• he loves it when you touch his hair and play with it
• he catches all the bugs and when you’re scared he’s like “iTSOK I GOT YOU”
• when you’re cold, he doesn’t hesitate to take his jacket off and give it to you
• or when you’re like “oh no you’re gonna be cold ill be fine” he just let’s you sit in between his legs and he just drapes around you like a giant blanket
• ok your selfies are so cute it could be super casual where to u’re wearing normal clothes and just smiling or you guys could be wearing weird clothes that look like you’re about to go on stage to perform for lady gaga, sticking your tongues out, they’re all cute, super cute
• you guys say “i love you” when you’re in the mood for it meaning like, you guys would be watching TV then it’d get boring and you guys would just be smiling and really quiet and then he’d say “i love you” really quietly and pat your head.
• he talks in 3 different languages
• “PLEASE TALK IN ONE LANGUAGE JAEHYUN”
• now he’s learning chinese from winwin and kun and his chinese classes so, 4 LANGUAGES. Y A Y.
• you saw jaehyun in a suit, once.
• once was enough.
• “I LIVED IN AMERICA FOR 4 YEARS, THAT’S WHY I’M HERE MAN.”
• you guys never stop smiling around each other
• you guys, barely fight/argue
• he once took advice from johnny and, “went for it” aka took your head band to wash his face without getting his bags wet.
• “she won’t notice” he said. “she won’t laugh” he said. “SHE WON’T TAKE PICTURES OF YOU AND KEEP THEM FOREVER.” HE SAID
• he lied. johnny lied. and johnny’s the one that told you about the head band thing, allowing you to get the picture in the first place.
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS WAS I HAD TO START THIS OVER AGAIN LIKE, 6 TIMES WHEN I WAS ¾ DONE BC I KEPT CLICKING THE BACK BUTTON AND SJDJJFKG i feel like this one isn’t as good as the other ones bc i restarted it so many times omg but yES. bias wrecker af jaehyun yes thank u for existing u wonderful human being//giraffe.
GOT7 Reaction | Hiding Your Face in their Chest When You’re Flustered
this wasn’t requested but i need more GOT7 on this blog they are my sons and also my husbands and i needed to do some fluff after writing that one bts reaction okay~~ alright my dudes help this is me whY AM I SO SMALL WHY ~Admin Hedgehog
Mark: Gosh he’s so embarrassed as well but he thinks you’re so cute and he can’t stand it he just buries his face in your hair and you guys are just this big puddle of cute squishy cinnamon rolls y'all are adorable
JB/Jaebum: he tries to be all “Oppa” but in actuality he’s screaming inside and trying not to hide his face in his hands bc you’re just so fucking cUTE HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE THAT ADORABLE (and you’re not Youngjae…how can u be cuter then youngjae he’s confused)
Jackson: literally screams and picks you up and spins you until you’re both dizzy bc he cannot handle how cute you are doing that like he’s actually crushing your ribs together who needs a corset when you have Jackson Wang am i right
Jinyoung: he coos at you like you’re a small child and ur low key offended like excuse me i am a grOWNUP I DO NOT NEED THIS but he’s like nope~~ you’re too cute~~ ahh how can one person be so smol and adorable?? either that or he’s a savage asshole who makes fun of your red face therese only 2 ways this can go my friend RIP in peace @ you
Youngjae: awkward giggles all aroundddd!!! he’s also a Cute Smol Shy himself so by burying your face in his chest he’s afraid you can hear his heart going at least 8,000 miles per second he thinks he’s gonna pass out help him Jaebum how does he react to this amount of cuteness
Bambam: he’s nOT EASILY SWAYED BY CUTE THINGS BUT DAMMIT YOU’VE MADE HIM W E A K he tries to play off him being flustered by making a dirty joke but that just makes you laugh and be more embarrassed so you nuzzle his chest with your nose and he is g o n e he is a puddle
Yugyeom: yes. this is it. this is what he lives for. he loves being tall in this moment like he gets a lot of shit from the hyungs for your guys hight difference sometimes but dammit he is so content right now. If you want him to do anything for you all u gotta do is A: back hug him or B: hug him and nuzzle his chest with your nose and he is putty in your hands he’d buy a house for you if you asked
This would be Niall’s face when he finds you sitting in a Starbucks after he’s been searching all over the airport looking for you. He even went as far as to check your Snapchat and even your Instagram to see if you posted your whereabouts. He lost you when he told you he was gonna run and check what terminal the fight was gonna be at, that’s when you decided it was a good time to go get some much needed caffeine. Niall came back and when he didn’t find you on the bench he had left you sitting at immediate panic set in. He ran all over the place searching in the normal spots he thought he’d find you, the store that sells those cheesy magazines you read, the little cafe you like the way their bagels taste and even went as far as to yell your name outside the bathroom. So to say he was annoyed when he walked past the Starbucks for the third time and saw your feet dangling off a bar stool that was facing away from him was an understatement. “Ye got to be kiddin me!” Would be all you’d hear before you would be face to face with an annoyed Niall. “Starbucks really? Since when do ya even drink dis stuff?” And with that he would be sitting across from you lifting your coffee cup up and giving it a taste before making a gross face and putting it back down. “Next time ya wanna wonder off let me know yeah?” That’s all he would say before grabbing your hand from across the table and giving it a squeeze.
there is literally nothing i love more than u, ray and ida. like,, everyday when home from the exhausting thing called life, i just go on tumblr to look at all things that you draw tbh. y'all are so taLenTed and so kInd??? wtf dude. bless you
oh my god my sweet child this brought the biggest smile on my FACE. THANK YOU for your support and love and these messages!! It means so much to know that I’m some how part of this group that can bring some cheer to your day.
Can we just talk about @super-magical-wizard for a second here? Not only does she give the best virtual hugs, but she is seriously THE nicest person I have ever met online. I remember her reblogging something I drew way back in November right after I joined tumblr, and I knew right then and there that I wanted to be her friend because of the kindness that radiated from her. She always says such kind things to me and other people, and always puts a smile on my face when I see her posts. She’s also an AMAZING writer (seriously, y'all should go check out her stuff. it’s awesome!) I tell her this all the time, and I’m gonna say it again: I’m so happy I can consider her a friend :)
You keep saying you understand my hatred for white people but in the same breath say I’m racist for hating y'all. Saying that I must at least like one white person. No, I don’t have to like a single white person. I don’t have to care for a single white person. Y'all the devil and you will never change my mind on that. All white people do is steal from and profit off my culture, all y'all do is ignore the racism that people of color face everyday because “you’re not racist like other white people.” All y'all do is kill my people, make money off my people, make fun of my people. Y'all like to say nigger under your breath and in your homes, you like to pet our hair like we are some zoo animals, when you wear our hairstyles and wear our culture it’s trendy and cool but I have to think about whether or not my hair is acceptable when I go for interviews. You get paid more for jobs that people of color are just as qualified for. You have more opportunities in the job field just because you are white. You have more opportunities to pull yourselves out of the struggle while white people try to keep us from succeeding. More black people go to jail for the same crimes white people do. White people have forced their way into so many countries, killing, raping, stealing from people of color. And I just know someone is gonna be like “not all white people” but honestly are you doing anything about what your people are doing to us? If so kudos to you but I doubt you’re doing anything but crying and whining about me not liking you.
ALSO ALSO: We Gotta Take Care of Somebody Else's Kid
Asahina’s kid has a set of blocks to play with, except that they’re not really blocks. As he understands it, they’re shoeboxes scavenged from a whole lot of somewheres, painted to look like brick and wood and glass. Asahina had worked on them all through her pregnancy, even when she was too big around to properly see what she was doing.
(“She needs to be a kid!” she’d insisted, whenever anyone tried to convince her to slow down, or stop, or that what she had already was enough. “She needs real toys, even in a world like this one.”)
They’re nice. It’s not like the Future Foundation’s compound was designed with children in mind, anyway, and Tsumiki’s recommendation had been to keep the kid indoors and out of the air pollution outside, at least until her critical development years were finished.
The kid’s done pretty well, considering the circumstances she’s in.
She’s also a fucking nightmare. She has her mother’s energy in triplicate, and she loves to destroy what she builds more than she likes to build it in the first place. It’s been ten minutes and he already has a headache blooming behind both temples, while she shrieks and laughs and smashes in the background.
Never trust a man who thinks HE can cure YOUR depression. this dood rlly said that. He said lemme try. Ain't nobody cure my depression except for ME. OK? I got ME. Love the surprised look on some of these dudes faces when you reject help from them or tell them if you were interested y'all would be dating right now. Hilarious. I laugh at these doots.
I keep seeing a bunch of white shippers say some ugly shit about sh@llura becuz they don’t understand why that’s an amazing relationship
Allura is HEAVLY coded as a black woman and to see a black woman in media that isn’t a stereotype is fucking amazing Allura is dark skinned and dark skinned women don’t get shown love in media
Sh@llura is one of the popular ships in fandom an interracial ship were neither are white where one isn’t an minor and it isn’t abusive and that is amazing
Allura a BLACK woman getting love by a man and not getting thrown under the bus or forgotten for a white woman (lets hope she doesn’t die like most black women in shows)
When shippers ask how that is amazing y'all should’ve seen the look on my face and my mothers face when we realized this show was actually serious about allura being a PRINCESS (a graceful intelligent black princess) and that she wouldn’t be evil or wouldn’t be thrown aside for pidge my heart fluttered
When y'all see shallura and call it het trash y'all ugly asses calling some of the BEST representation garbage y'all don’t realize how good this is for young black girls
Y'all are disgusting if u think good gay representation is a grown man dating a minor but call a ship between an Asian man and a black women ‘boring het ships’ do y'all see how racist that makes you