my face right here

anonymous asked:

Hi. Again XD. Can you please do the reactions of Rin, Amaimon and Mephisto to a goofy and sarcastic s/o? Thank you very much

Rin

  • Loves your goofiness, but he doesn’t always get your sarcasm. 
  • “oh, you’re being sarcastic. got ya! ;)”
  • no, rin there really is a bug in your ear.”
  • “wah! really!? why didn’t you just tell me?”
  • “i did.”

Amaimon

  • He just doesn’t get your humour at all.
  • “why are you pretending to have my nose? it’s on my face, right here.”
  • sarcasm like???????? what’s that?
  • You actually have a sarcasm sign at home.

Mephisto

  • He loves you for it.
  • You two are most sarcastic couple ever.
  • like no one can ever tell when you are being serious.
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Ring! Ring! Sehun is calling! ヾ(〃^∇^)ノ♪

y’all see this face? y’all see this face right here? this cute adorable innocent face from my childhood? I don’t wanna see this face suckin dick. i don’t wanna see this face suckin bowser’s dick, i don’t wanna see him suckin mario’s dick, i don’t wanna see him suckin luigi’s dick, i don’t wanna see him suckin dick. this face right here? this face shouldn’t be suckin dick. i should not have to go into the bowser tag and see his suckin bowser’s dick with his weird ass frog lookin tongue. i just wanna go into the bowser tag and see cute pictures of bowser, but y’all gotta plague my eyes with yoshi suckin his dick. i do not wanna see him suckin dick, i don’t wanna see him eating ass or pussy, i don’t wanna see him suckin tiddies, i don’t wanna see this face doing anything with his tongue. y’all can make the bara furry porn of bowser you want, but as soon as you gotta throw yoshi in there i’m kinkshamin. i already gotta see spencer posting about Junkrat laying hot eggs and tumblr user Liache talking about wanting to suck Roadhog’s tiddy milk. i think it’s fair to say that i should be able to go into the bowser tag and be free of seeing yoshi, of all characters, suckin anyone’s dick, especially bowser. and i swear to got if y’all draw oviposition porn of him and logging fuck off. i deleting my account. i do not want to live in world where i gotta see yoshi suckin thick dick while looking through a mario tag and then see some ovipostion and mpreg with him too. last character i wanna see suckin dick is yoshi. y’all furries going to far when you play yoshi like this. don’t ever make my eyes look at that ever again. do not wanna see yoshi suckin bowser’s dick, thank you and good bye.

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Daisy Ridley and Dev Patel backstage at the 2016 Oscars

smoke in the snow

she asks me where i’m going
it’s three in the morning and
out the window it’s snowing

i just need to smoke because
i just woke up with dried tears
from another nightmare again

just give me a moment i want to
feel the snow in my face until my
mind clears and before you know
it i’ll be right here again

my dear you know how much i care
and don’t worry about what i fear
when i hide tears i told you that
in a moment i’ll be right here

sometimes i feel like fuck the world
unwind but my mind’s stuck in a whirl
pondering if i’m really in love with this girl
pull her back in my arms holding her soul
with the cold on my skin i’m soaking her warmth
stroking her hair, skin so soft and delicate and yet
so sharp and intelligent, smart and feminine and
we’re more than just friends with benefits –

but i don’t want to set a precedent i just want to
let our resonance be our element as evidenced by
our experience that you’re my medicine and you
can be my everything it’s just my past commitments
have lead to detriment and that’s why i’m hesitant
even though you’re excellent

The RFA on Halloween
  • 707: I'm dressing up as Elly's husband!
  • Jumin: You better not. I'll be watching...
  • Jaehee: You guys are too old to trick or treat -_-
  • Zen: Who needs a treat? My beautiful face is eye candy right here ;)
  • Yoosung: Rika used to eat candy
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hot dresses AU/spyAU inspired by that incredi-drawing by gabzy + Neji is too floored by how killer Tenten looks to properly touch her (for a while, anyways). based off of convo with gabzilla-z & matchaball and

this AU is gonna be the death of me my god 

For me, whether it’s [becoming] the first black woman to win Sundance, the first black woman nominated for director at the Golden Globes, the first African-American woman to be nominated for a documentary feature Oscar, or the first to make a $100 million film, all of those firsts to me are bittersweet because my mind immediately goes to the women before me who should’ve been those firsts — not could’ve, who should’ve if they were not in an industry that ignored them and turned a blind eye to their talent and their voice: people like Julie Dash, Euzhan Palcy, Ayoka Chenzira, Neema Barnette, Kasi Lemmons, these are women whose voices are strong and whose visions are really magnificent — and they came at the wrong time. And I know that the reason why the microphone’s in my face is because I just happened to be here at the right time.

Ava DuVernay

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Melissa McBride Birthday Week Day 5
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