my edit:new

i fell asleep around 5 but i forgot to put my phone on do not disturb so i was frightened awake at 730 by a text from ian that just said “explain drake to me”

so of course my exhausted mind kept imagining weird scenarios where i’d run into ian

like

going up to a guy at the sushi bar to take his order and he turns to me and it’s ian “explain drake to me”

walking into my apartment after work and finding ian right there “explain drake to me”

getting up in the middle of the night to pee and and realizing, horrified, that there is someone standing in my shower so i yank the curtain back and it’s ian “explain drake to me”

“explain drake to me”

“explain drake to me”

“explain drake to me”