I fell like that’s what every mom wants to say at the end of Thanksgiving, is she just want to be like listen up motherfuckers, I cooked all of this food for you so you better sit down, shut up, and eat it slowly. Also, tell me how pretty I look. Also, tell me how happy you are that I let you come bursting forth from my vagina. *laughs* Also, there’s pie later.
— Hannah Hart: My Drunk Kitchen Thanksgiving for Juan