my drunk kitchen: a guide to eating drinking and going with your gut

At this point in your adult life, you should probably know how to make scrambled eggs. If you don’t, here is how you do it:
Step 1: Try to make an omelet.
Step 2: Give up.
—  Hannah Hart, My Drunk Kitchen: A Guide to Eating, Drinking, and Going with Your Gut (2014)
Hannah/ Grace + Books
  • Hannah: I want to write a book
  • Hannah: I'm going to write a book
  • Hannah: Writing the book right now!
  • Hannah: Ew deadlines..
  • Hannah: I'M WRITING IN A CAFE TODAY
  • Hannah: Still writing! ISN'T THIS FUN GUYS?
  • Hannah: Hey Sarah, what do you think of MY BOOK?
  • Hannah: Oopth, taking a break.. from writing!
  • Hannah: Oh look, a photo-shoot for MY BOOK! (Thanks Robin)
  • Hannah: AUGUST 12TH
  • Hannah: Don't mind me just buying some props,, FOR THE BOOK I WROTE!!1!
  • Hannah: I'm done the writing, time for some doodles!
  • Hannah: THIS IS SO EXCITING
  • Hannah: 'My Drunk Kitchen. A Guide To Eating, Drinking And Going With Your Gut'
  • Hannah: AUGUST 12TH
  • Hannah: OH MY GOD A COVER FOR MY BOOK.. IT'S BEAUTIFUL
  • Hannah: AUGUST 12TH
  • Hannah: Some sneak peeks?
  • Hannah: Have you seen this? It's a book I wrote!
  • Hannah: My little book baby.. I'm glad you guys have been with me from start to finish..
  • Grace: Secrets.. secrets..photo-shoots.. secrets..
  • Grace:
  • Grace: Whelp..
  • Grace:
  • Grace: My book is out October 21st!
  • Grace: (I haven't announced it yet though..)
  • Grace:
  • Grace: Surprise?
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How many puns did you count?

Love,

Hannah

“My Drunk Kitchen: A Guide to Eating, Drinking, and Going with Your Gut” http://bit.ly/1aSIzor 

Amazon: http://bit.ly/1fcfU29 
Barnes & Noble: http://bit.ly/1g9F708 
Books-a-Million: http://bit.ly/M5kWmP 
Indiebound: http://bit.ly/KW8rcy
iBookstore: http://bit.ly/1ffiodQ 

Did you like???

Finally had a chance to sit down and read Hannah’s book and I can’t put it down and I found my favorite quote !
Dam Hannah’s is a great writer !

WHHHAATT?? ANOTHER BOOK GIVE AWAY!!! YEAH

Turns out that I ordered 2 books??? (I’m not sure how but hey, whatever)
So instead of returning one, I’ll give it to a random person who reblogs/likes this post. I see a tons a really sweet acts of kindness in this fandom and I want to do one in return. So reblog the crap out of this by next Friday (August 22nd) and you might get a free ‘My Drunk Kitchen: a guide to eating, drinking & going with your gut’ -Enjoy!

*it’s not signed or anything but I will sign it if the winner wants me to!

**that was a joke people

“My dream of dreams has always been to publish a book, so the fact that I’m going to be able to say ‘Hannah Hart, author,’ … is deeply, deeply exciting and rewarding and absolutely wonderful.”

Hannah Hart, Author

Dear Hannah,

Congratulations on achieving your dream, and thank you for encouraging all of us to stay positive as we work toward our own. Thank you for making us laugh, and inspiring us to be ourselves even when it means leaving our comfort zone. Most importantly, thank you for allowing all of us to enjoy this moment with you. We’re so excited to read it.

Sincerely,

All of your Recklessly Optimistic, Hartosexual Kitchenettes

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Dedicated to everyone who subscribed and helped me get to one million! You all to be cuddly and warm like pajamas. #kara1z

This is a song about pajamas: http://bandcamp.com/harto
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THANK YOU, DAVE DAYS!!! Check him out and tell him that he is great and talented! http://youtube.com/davedays

LYRICS FOR FULL SONG:

This is a song about pajamas.

yes onesies are pajamas 

you wear them daily 

and that’s fine by me 

you’re the 1Z 4ME 

i’m ready to get to the root of this 

don’t wanna vegetate that’s ludicrous 

don’t mean to agitate ya 

but it’s in ya nature 

and like a good pupil 

I’m studious 

see carrots are good for you vision 

so I grade you at Vitamin A 

and I’ll be patiently waiting 

while haters be hating 

beatboxin those toxins away 

i’m around if things start to get dicey 

nutrition don’t have to be pricey 

don’t grin and bear it, baby i’m your carrot 

not be a good bunny 

speak nicely? 

YOU’RE THE 1Z 4 ME 

took so long for me to see that 

you’re the 1Z 

took so long for me to see that 

you’re the 1Z 

feeling so alone (so alone) 

now i finally see (finally see) 

YOU’RE THE 1Z 4 ME 

this flow will go bananas so you know 

that i gotta split 

got my suckers on you giving hugs 

like a giant squid 

got a beet so sweet the taste can barely be 

digested 

if you don’t know where i go 

lemme repeat what i just said 

being a survivor 

just takes a little fiber 

be a striver not a lifer 

be a driver not a diver 

be a grower and a shower 

don’t go lower barely know'er 

don’t go backwards just move forwards 

so when i double tap i know that you like it 

when i do this rap i’m a carrot not a white kid 

we’re not here to brood it’s the mood that we lighten 

we’re not going viral going fungal like a lichen 

like a lichen 

YOU’RE THE 1Z 4 ME 

took so long for me to see that 

you’re the 1Z 

took so long for me to see that 

you’re the 1Z 

feeling so alone (so alone) 

now i finally see (finally see) 

YOU’RE THE 1Z 4 ME 

carrots are truly divine 

the taste is sweeter than wine 

when you hit the scene with beta carotene 

hello 

you’ll be looking so fine 

carrots have a green stem… 

…could be a butch or a femme… 

you see carrots are orange… 

…and that is…so…str….or…ange? 

(what rhymes with orange?) 

YOU’RE THE 1Z 4 ME 

took so long for me to see that 

you’re the 1Z 

took so long for me to see that 

you’re the 1Z 

feeling so alone (so alone) 

now i finally see (finally see) 

YOU’RE THE 1Z 4 ME 

i’ll be your little rabbit 

i’ll be your best habit 

you know nuns wear habits 

i wonder if a habit is technically a onesie…

*****BUY THE COOKBOOK!****

“My Drunk Kitchen: A Guide to Eating, Drinking, and Going with Your Gut” http://bit.ly/1aSIzor 

Amazon: http://bit.ly/1fcfU29 

Barnes & Noble: http://bit.ly/1g9F708 

Books-a-Million: http://bit.ly/M5kWmP 

Indiebound: http://bit.ly/KW8rcy

iBookstore: http://bit.ly/1ffiodQ 

This is a very emotional and wonderful time. 

Love,

Hannah

3 months ago on August 12th - New York Times best seller, My Drunk Kitchen: A Guide to Eating, Drinking, and Going with Your Gut, was released

However, you’re stupid. Remember that one time you shut down the country because you didn’t want to participate in government?
—  Hannah Hart, My Drunk Kitchen: a guide to eating, drinking, and going with your gut, p. 77