my dog is better than your kid

In all seriousness...

I think we ought to give kudos to Pete for how much quality time he spends with his sons. Almost every day on Snapchat when he’s not on tour, they’re either out hiking (which they seem to do regularly) or today launching a model rocket in a field. Or Pete is in the car selfie-ing…while waiting to pick up Bronx from school. I think that goes for all the guys, especially on their days off tour when they’re home for large chunks of time, such as now, they’re the Mr. Moms of the house. Remember that interview when Patrick says, “I spend most of my day cleaning up after my son and my dogs”? That’s just what every day is like for them. It’s better than leaving your kid so you can party and get paparazzi attention. I love how these guys are such normal people. I think that deserves appreciation. 👏👏👏

signs as messages I've gotten on tinder

Aries: We went to McDonald’s and I took my pants off oh my word

Taurus: What’s wrong with comparing butts?

Gemini: quick question. Robert, Alana, Jake, Taylor and Laurie are trying to find seats in a movie theater. Robert must sit next to Laurie no matter what. Laurie cannot sit next to Jake. Taylor just sits on Roberts right even if Jake sits in the aisle. There must be a seat between Alana and Robert. If Taylor sits in the aisle, will you sit on my face?

Cancer: Hey, are you a gorilla exhibit? cause i wanna put a kid in you ;)

Leo: Woof… I’m a good boy! A hypoallergenic one at that. I’d give two theoretical nuts to be that spoiled for a day

Virgo: oh jeez don’t lower your standards hun

Libra: yogurt, cereal, soup,you.. these are all things i wanna spoon

Scorpio: I think we should see other people.

Sagittarius: Nay, I just ate 6 bowls of cereal

Capricorn: is your name Katniss? because you’re causing an uprising in my district

Aquarius: My dog gives better high fives than I do

Pisces: I want you to be the girl I am supposed to meet

Undeniable Heat Chapter 28: Relaxing

Jensen Ackles X Reader

1250 Words

Story Summary: You’ve just gotten a job as one of the makeup artists on the set of Supernatural. Nervous on the first day, you become completely awkward, winning the affection of the divorced Jensen Ackles. You try to fight your desire for him, but he thwarts you at every turn. Will you be able you separate work and play, or will you let Jensen win?

Catch Up Here: Masterpost

As soon as you stepped foot into Jared’s spacious Austin home, you could feel the tension melt off of you. His house was large, but it was comfortable and lived in. With rustic coloring and furnishings, it fit into the Western feel, without being too cheesy or overdone.

You followed Gen as the men came behind with the suitcases. The boys had already run off, glad to be back home and playing. Gen walked through the house, heading up some wide, wooden stairs. “Your room is towards the back of the second floor, far enough away from the boys you won’t hear them wake up early. It overlooks the lake, and you actually have a balcony to enjoy the nice evenings.” She rambled on, filling both her side of the conversation, and yours. You let her, while you just took everything in.

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Monsta x as things I've heard on the bus
  • Shownu: Because the more I drink the less there is for the kids to drink.
  • Wonho: If you think nothing is impossible, try to slam a revolving door.
  • Minhyuk: I can't dance to save my life, but the moment I step in dog poop I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.
  • Kihyun: The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
  • Hyungwon: My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I'm not dead.
  • Jooheon: Don't annoy me this weekend, because if you do I will give your number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
  • I.M: Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
Stay-at-Home Stan

Okay so.  I had this idea earlier for an AU of the Stanley McGucket AU where Stan gets taken in by the McGuckets while he’s a drifter, so they don’t know his real last name (he’s going by “Stanley Forrest” at that point), and he doesn’t pick up as much of a southern accent as in the main ‘verse.  Things similar to main ‘verse still go down though, and it somehow warped into Stan being a stay-at-home dad?  Like, he does other things with his life, but no babysitter will watch the kids and he hated his job anyways so he might as well do this.  Ford gets a hold of Stan, who says “I can’t come to Gravity Falls, but if ya really wanna talk, come see me in San Diego” and then this scene happens.


               Ford knocked uncertainly on the door.  He tried to calm his nerves.

               This is the address Stan gave me. He huffed.  Can’t believe Stan refused to come to Gravity Falls.  The door opened.  

               “Hey, Ford,” Stan said.  He was clearly disheveled, and seemed tired, but he looked better than Ford expected.

               Hell, he probably looks better than I do right now, given the way he’s staring at me.

               “Uh, come in,” Stan said, standing to the side.  Ford walked into the house, still on edge.  His nerves more or less dissipated when he saw how cozy the somewhat clean living room was.  There were children’s toys scattered around the off-white carpeting, which confused him.

               Maybe Stan has a roommate who has a child.

               “Do ya wanna talk in the kitchen?” Stan asked awkwardly.  “I, uh, I think we’ve got some coffee.  And it looks like you could use a cup.”

               “Yes, please.”  Ford followed Stan to the kitchen, then took a seat at the table.  He continued to take in his surroundings while Stan dug around in cupboards.  And the sound of footsteps, Stan and Ford turned around.  

               “Hey, kid, you’re supposed to be nappin’,” Stan said.  The girl, a toddler no more than four years old, rubbed her eyes with her free hand.  Her other hand was busy holding a large stuffed animal frog.

               “Woke up,” she mumbled blearily.  She stared at Ford.  “Who’s he?”

               “A…friend,” Stan said hesitantly.  The child frowned.

               “Looks like you.”

               “Your point?” Stan asked.  The child scrunched up her nose, clearly dissatisfied with Stan’s response.  “I can’t play right now, y’know.”

               “Don’t wan’ play.  Wan’ foods.”

               “All right, we can do that,” Stan said.  He picked up the toddler and sat her in a chair at the table, which Ford suddenly realized had a booster seat in it.  “Whattaya want, kiddo?”

               “My name’s not kiddo.  ‘s Daisy,” the child said petulantly.  Stan chuckled.  

               “I know that.  Whattaya want?”

               “Corns.”

               “The stuff your ma makes?” Stan asked.  Daisy nodded.  “You’re in luck.  She made some before she left.  Can ya wait ‘til I get the coffee started?”

               “No,” Daisy said flatly.  Stan looked over at Ford.

               “Mind waitin’ on the coffee until I get Miss Daisy her food?”

               “That’s fine,” Ford said, slightly blindsided by how good Stan was with this girl. He looked over at the child, who was staring at him.  “H-hello.” She zeroed in on his hands.  Ford fought the urge to hide them.

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*Courtesy Post⠀
Hi! My name is Obi, and I am a springer spaniel/hound mix. I am 1.5 yrs, approximately 50lbs, and a wonderful boy. I get along with others but I’m better with female dogs than males (which isn’t saying much because my only male dog experience is a cranky blind mastiff). I am laid back, like kids and my life goal is being a couch potato. If you enjoy walks on the beach, wading in rivers, spending time in the hammock, and you need a buddy to keep you company, I’m your guy! PM us or call 828-817-8749⠀

Sometimes i think dogblrs and people in general are totally intolerant to other opinions. Like this is just MY opinion and MY preference. I dont give a flying monkeys what you fucking do or think. Provided you aren’t hurting anyone i dont care.Im not instantly shaming anyone or insulting them and theres no need to start arguments because you think you know better or act all righteous on me. You have an opinion. You dont get to guilt trip me or start calling any other opinion wrong. You dont even need to comment or send me hate on it. Just accept its another opinion and move on (but if you did that, how will people know that you’re better than me?!)  

Recently i made a post stating that I personally dont like to be called my dogs mum,  i didn’t birth those fuckers. At NO POINT did i state that i hate people who do like being their dogs mothers. At no point did i state that i thought anyone who did was odd, weird or fucked up. At no point did i do anything that hurt anyone, i just expressed an opinion. Yet i got a SHIT TON of hate on it. Like guys, its an opinion. I clearly love my dogs, they are obviously not being hurt because i refuse to think of them as ‘fur babies’ rather than my dogs. I still treat them like i’d treat any child - i provide love, attention, food, play dates, boundaries, food and all the mental stimulation their little brains could hope for. I just don’t call them my children. Calling them my dogs doesn’t mean they are any less valuable or important than kids. Dogs are awesome wonderful creatures and the word ‘my dog’ to me symbolises an amazing bond, a relationship formed out of choice on all parties and it can be a wonderful lifetime of friendship. My Dog is the highest commendation i could give. It is the highest level of relationship i could have. No one understands you quite like your dog. No one is there for you unconditionally quite like your dog - not even a child. I dont call them my kids because to me they are better. They are my dogs and that is the highest title i could ever give them. 

But obviously none of you give a fucking shit because you’re too busy being personally insulted that someone voiced an opinion you dont agree with. You can say you’re your dogs mother, brother, neighbour, third cousin twice removed or your dogs fucking pet budgie for all care. As long as you dont hurt the lil guy i dont care what words you use to describe your relationship. So lets stop with the hate ok?! I delete all messages anyway and move on with my life. Anon is now turned off :) 

So I was thinking about it earlier (really all day) and isn’t the Multiverse Theory fascinating?

Every possible outcome has happened or will happen or is happening now. All at the same time. On this earth you go to work and school and just go about your day. On another earth you are a celebrity who everyone adores. On this earth you have your best friends who you love and would die for. On some other earth you may be strangers. Isn’t that crazy? It blows the mind to think that not only are all outcomes possible, but that for each new decisions another world could be born. 

And if every scenario is happening, is it possible then, that every time a writer has an idea, that they’re actually peering into past the veil that separates our worlds? They’re seeing into another world where this is a real thing. It’s not just fiction to them, it’s real life. That mom of 2 really DID take down a Demon and then go grocery shopping. A government really did force it’s children to participate in a game that killed their fellow classmates. Coughbattleroayalenothungergamescough. Every book we’ve ever read, every story, it’s all true. It’s all real. There is no such thing as non-fiction because although it’s not a part of our reality it is REAL somewhere in the Multiverse. Dragons exist. DRAGONS. Fairies. Underwater civilizations. Living and traveling ALL of the cosmos. 

Now in classic obsessive fan fashion can you see how awesome this concept is when applied to our fandoms? Like. In another world it’s not just a show. It’s a REALITY. Avatar is actually happening somewhere with real benders. There really is a world where Vigilante Justice is carried out by people in masks. There are half dog demons. There are people who get stuck in video games. Or transform into a giant robot. Some people can fly. Some turn into weapons. Magic. Of every single kind. Demons really can eat your soul. Some big dude really is chasing kids around a lake. A toy doll is stabbing innocent bystanders. A Man really IS killing kids in their dreams! So….. okay, some universes are better than others. 

But, if every scenario is possible then think about this. I’ll use Supernatural a my example, because of course I will. If all things are possible than say Supernatural is a TV show across a bunch of different worlds, but each world has a different version. On one they’re all girls. On another THEY are the monsters. On yet another Sam is married to Jess and it’s a RomCom about his brother who comes to sleep on his couch. On yet another it’s a soap opera. Another has Dean married to Lisa. Cas dating Meg. Charlie a warrior princess. Kevin a college student. All things are not only possible, but happening.  Literally any outcome is possible if the Multiverse theory is correct so in many different universes there are fans just like us watching the show that they love. That has shaped their lives and changed them in so many different ways. And in many different universes there are shippers just like us who are waiting for their ship to be Canon. And according to the Multiverse Theory every outcome is possible so every ship is a possibility, it just depends what Universe you’re in. So if you ship Megstiel, as a long term relationship (with Meg still living) it’s Canon. Wincest? Canon somewhere. Sabriel? They’re having a wonderful time out there. Bobby/Crowley Canon. Sam/Jess, Dean/Lisa, Charlie/Fairy girl, Bobby/Ellen, Dean/Jo, Dean/Pie. All Canon. All real. All valid. 

And I know I excluded a big one. Destiel. Well, that’s because it is true that according to this theory it is canon that in one reality that Dean and Cas Canonically tell each other they love each other. They date. They kiss. They share a more profound bond. All of this is canon. I’m just holding out hope that the reality that it happens in is this one. OURS. How nice would it be if they SAID they loved each other? Or held hands? And man, how jealous would the other universes be that WE got the ending that they wanted? I mean if everything is possible then it’s possible that this outcome CAN happen in our world. Our ending might very well be the ending of a very, very, very long slow burn fanfiction in another universe. 

…….Speaking of fanfiction. Think about all the fanfiction we’ve read/written. According to this theory, they’re all REAL. In some universes our favorite stories are probably even MOVIES. I mean, more like porn, but you can still watch them all the same. So…Enjoy that thought.  

Also you can now shut down haters so much faster. 

“That’s not canon.” 

“Yes it is.” 

“No it’s not!” 

“They’re canon somewhere in the Multiverse.”

“But I’m talking about HERE.” 

“Are we not part of the Multiverse? Check and Mate.” 


Man this theory is awesome and has kept me entertained all damn day. 

Change in scenery

(A/N): you guys I love Sam Wilson so much

Warnings: none


Originally posted by dailyteamcap

   This was most definitely not what you thought you were going to be doing with your Friday night, locked away in some prison cell with your teammates while Team Ironman were free men. Wanda was chained and shackled like some animal and the rest of you were locked up in these cells for god knows how long. 

   “Well,” You can hear Sam through the glass in the front of your cell. “At least it’s a nice change in scenery,” You merely crack a smile, rolling your eyes at Sam’s attempt to make everyone feel better. 

   “You do realize we’re in prison, right?” You cock your head to the side, awaiting Sam’s response. 

   “God, you’re even denser than Bucky,” Sam chuckles, no doubt with that stupid smirk on his face. “I was being sarcastic (Y/N),” You open your mouth to retaliate when Scott, the new guy, interrupts you. 

   “Are you guys like married or something? ‘Cuz you two sure as hell act like it,” 

   “Nah,” You hear Clint say, “Not yet, we’re all awaiting the news though,” You groan, throwing your head back against the wall in exasperation. 

   “I don’t think I can handle being stuck in here with all you losers,” You joke, smiling when you hear Sam gasp in mock horror. 

   “This is the best your life is gonna get (Y/N), what’s better than being stuck on a boat prison with your best buddies?” 

   “Try not being stuck on a boat prison with my ‘best buddies’,” Sam only chuckles, shaking his head as he stared through the glass, hoping to catch a glimpse of at least one of his teammates. 

   “You know you love us,” Sam mutters, not really expecting (Y/N) to hear it, unfortunately that kid had the ears of a dog or some shit. 

   “Yeah, I guess I do, except you, you’re annoying,” Sam can only laugh, smiling softly at (Y/N)’s joke. 

   “I guess you’re annoying too,” 

  “Is this a confession I hear?” Clint perked up from his seat on the bed, smiling softly as he does so. “Will I have the pleasure of telling the story of how (Y/N) and Sam came to be?” Sam opens his mouth to retaliate when he gets cut off by none other than (Y/N). 

   “Maybe Barton, maybe,” 

Random Starters
  • “I don’t love you. I don’t even want you. Just because you have feelings for me doesn’t mean I’m obligated to return them. Stop." 
  • “I actually prefer it when he’s threatening. It means he isn’t doing.”
  • "What would you do if I kissed you?”
  • “I will slap you with a fish.”
  • “You know, I can’t decide if I want to strangle you or tear all your clothes off right now.”
  • “I don’t know how to say this gently, so I’ll just be blunt. Would you mind if I dated your sister?”
  • “Infinity scares me. It never used to, but now I’m scared of not knowing what’s coming. I’m scared of the pain that comes with not being able to die.”
  • “Would it make you feel better if I put my underwear on my head and declared myself invincible before I shot you?”
  • “Kiss me, fucker.”
  • “You know, I was going to do this gently. But this is so much easier.”
  • "There are so many ways to hurt people in this world. My favorite is the spork.”
  • “Please don’t make me get a restraining order, okay? Just stay gone." 
  • "You know, I didn’t ask for this. I always wanted to become the hero, but fate had other plans.”
  • “I’m not leaving. You are. You’re at my house.”
  • “Men need monsters. They help them remember why they love sunlight and why to keep a stake at hand.” 
  • “You’re young enough to be my illegitimate teenage son! We can’t keep doing this…”
  • “You know what this situation needs? Alcohol and fire. Lots of fire.” 
  • “ If I cut out your tongue will you promise to shut up?“
  • "Can you hear that? That is the sound of my knife going through your gut." 
  • "I’m not a criminal, I just like to do illegal things! It’s not a career, it’s a hobby." 
  • “You remind me of a dog I once had. It bit me.”
  • “Are you ready to earn your happy ending?”
  • “This your first time drowning?”
  • “This is better than the time I had that kid convinced I was his father!“
  • "Don’t blink, or you’ll die in the dark.”
  • “Cry for me. I do love the taste of your tears.”
  • “You should relax. The knife goes in so much easier.”
  • “Before you kill me at least explain why you did this?”
  • “Did you really think that shooting me in the gut and tossing me over a waterfall would kill me?”
  • “Go ahead. Kill me. Then you’ll be on my level.”
  • “ Now you will see just how totally, completely, and terrifyingly lucid I am.”
  • “And what have we learnt today?" 

*Courtesy Post
Hi! My name is Obi, and I am a springer spaniel/hound mix. I am 1.5 yrs, approximately 50lbs, and a wonderful boy. I get along with others but I’m better with female dogs than males (which isnt saying much because my only male dog experience is a cranky blind mastiff). I am laid back, like kids and my life goal is being a couch potato. If you enjoy walks on the beach, wading in rivers, spending time in the hammock, and you need a buddy to keep you company, I’m your guy! PM us or call 828-817-8749

One Big Happy Family

“Hey there, boys.”
“Uh… hi Dad.”
“What are you doing here? Aren’t you in Hell?” 
“No, of course not! I was… um… hmm, actually I’m not too sure of that.”

“Anyway, yesterday was Fathers Day.”
“Yeah. So?”
“Well, aren’t you going to wish me a happy Father’s Day?”
*Shakes head*
“Nope”

“C’mon, guys! That’s unfair.”
“Dude, let’s not start on ‘Unfair’.”
“I’m pretty sure I’ve seen well-trained dogs better suited to raise kids than you.”

“Look, I might’ve not been perfect, but I had my own demons I was fighting… literally.”
“Cool story. Still Neglect.”

“Neglect? I took care of you kids-”
“Nope.”
“I kept you fed-”
“I went to jail for stealing peanut butter. And you refused to bail me out.”
“I kept a roof over your head.”
“A car roof. Seriously, you don’t see a problem with any of this?”

“Look, I did my best in raising you boys to be strong, and I’m sure if your mother was alive-”
“Hold it right there, John Winchester!”
“Uh Oh.”

“Where in the Sam Hill do you get off using my name to defend your shitty behavior?”
“Mary, I…”
“No, I’m talking now! You’re going to sit there and listen!”
“Mom and Dad are fighting.”
“Yup.”
“… Popcorn?”
“Yup.”

BONUS:

“…And you were just going to let Dean rot in jail?!”
“Aren’t you two going to stop this?”
“Nope.”
*Shakes head* (munch munch munch)

Why your favorite Undertale character is bad

Frisk: open your fucking eyes when you’re walking

Chara: played some relaxing ocean and wind white noise for ten minutes in a failed attempt to be creepy

Sans: would not stack more than 29 hot dogs on your head

Papyrus: does not have eight legs, thus cannot wear four pairs of hot pants

Mettaton: a calculator that you can’t play Snake on

Undyne: yellow arrows

Alphys: needs to clean her goddamn desk

Toriel: snail addict

Asgore: does not have a fish girlfriend

Napstablook: wrote a song with just the lyrics “oo oooo ooo”

Monster Kid: I never said you could share my umbrella

Muffet: forgot to feed her pet

Flowey: can’t stop you from repeatedly running into the ring of friendliness pellets at the end

Temmie: needs a better business model

Grillby: not enough grillby

Burgerpants: sucks at his job

Gaster: who?

GOT7 as Things I Have Said.
  • JB: "You know what? gO FUCK A DAMN LOG AND GET SPLINTERS YOU PRICK" *3 seconds later* "Anyways, I really like the pink teddy bear"
  • Jinyoung: "Serg broke my damn ruler and he hasn't replaced it. Wtf I have gave him and returned his shit like the least he could do is replace my ruler"
  • Mark: "I don't know, he's my friend and all but hE'S SO DAMN CLINGY" ... "WHY DOES NO ONE HUG ME"
  • Jackson: "I could model if I wanted to, but I don't want anyone to feel bad, JK I'M CUTE NOT HOT"
  • BamBam: "Do you know how many people would cringe if I even tried to dab? Unborn babies would even cringe, I'm not putting you guys through that"
  • Yugyeom: "Let me go in first" "What why?" "Because I'm the youngest out of all us" "And?" "aND THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS AKA MEEE"
  • Youngaje: "Dogs are better than people~ PEOPLE ARE COLD AND HEARTLESS WHILE ANIMALS LOVE YOU~" "I think I just found out why you're single" "MOM OH MY GOD"
  • Because I have been gone. I had to look at old texts to do this.
dating calum

- shit ton of makeout sessions
- “babe can we get another dog?”
- “we just got one oh my god”
- him intertwining your hands together when you go out
- lots of lazy days
- netflix and chill ;-)
- you pinching his cheeks
- “sTop it”
- “i’m sorry you’re too squishy”
- him begging you to come to the gym with him just to take pictures of him
- “oh hell no, what do you think i am, your photographer?”
- “cmon”
- “no”
- you two would probably play fight ((either verbally or physically))
- “calum thomas hood, give me back my bra”
- “you look better without it so nO”
- cuDDLES
- you complimenting him as he blushes
- him giving you hugs here and there
- kisses kisses
- you two dancing to ‘work’ and filming it
- him making funny faces and corny jokes and even dancing weirdly just to make you laugh or smile bc you had a bad day aW
- “i love you”
- “more than you love your dogs?”
- “idk about that hm”
- “wHat”
- “kidding, i love you more than my dogs”
- laying down beside eachother on your phones, and just enjoying the silence
- the boys complaining whenever you two kiss

Think about this. You’re a parent and your child has a basketball game later today. It took some haggling, and you have to come in for over time this weekend, but you convinced your boss to let you leave early. You drive all the way across town, deal with traffic and stop lights, and even spill your hot coffee that you need after trying to get all your work done quick enough to be able to leave early. But it doesn’t matter, because you pull into the parking lot of your kids school. You’re a little late, due to traffic and pulling over to wipe the coffee of your pants, so you have to park in the back of the parking lot. You hustle to get in, take a seat on the bleachers, and ask if your child has been put in yet. “Not yet,” they say. “Great! I made it in time, despite my terrible day and I’m gonna get to see my kid do something that makes them happy. What could be better than that?” Next thing you know, the coach is looking at his clipboard, thinking. “Yes!! I’m gonna break out the video camera so I can always remember how proud my child made me today!” And than, you see it. A golden retriever in a basketball jersey walks into the middle of the court. “Oh no…” Oh yes. Your child was benched and a FUCKING DOG TOOK THEIR SPOT. A DOG. FOUR LEGS, TAIL, CANT SPEAK. A DOG. The movie Air Bud sure would have pissed a lot of people off if they thought about it from a different perspective.

Exo reaction when they have to stay with the twins for the first time

Sehun: Well I don’t see the difference between my food and “mommy’s”, if all, mine looks better! you little spoiled brats

Kai: What in the name of chicken is that woman feeding them? 

Kido leave the dog alone, he’s not your toy

Tao: Did you two just said that mommy is better than me? you little devils I’m sure she taught you this

Kyungsoo: 

twins: Baekhyun is the biggest pabo ever!

And my work here is done!can you two repeat that for daddy one more time?

Chanyeol:*kids crying in the background* Come one kidos if you don’t stop crying soon daddy will stay with this creepy smile on his face for the rest of his life

Chen: *leaves them for an hour alone*What the hell did you do to your brother? is that your mom dress?there’s no hope for you two

Baekhyun: *brings out his inner kid*Now that your mom is gone we have the whole place to our self! who wants to play hide and seak?

Lay:*panicked unicorn* Baby stop running around here, your brother is crying and I don’t know what to….oh hey sweety how do I make the little one stop crying?

Suho:

Kid: Daddy, K/N fell and I think he’s bleeding!

This kids are worst than Tao and Sehun! you tell them not to do something and there they are, ignoring me!

Kris:*teaches the kids what swag means* ……..walk like you own the galaxy, do you guys get it now?

Kid:But why do yo walk like you just poop on yourself?

None understands my swag!

Luhan:  Even if I gave you two chocolate you’re still gonna tell your mom that I forgot to give you two something to eat for lunch, aren’t you?

Xiumin:*at first*Finally I’m gonna have some quality time with my  little fellows!

*almost at the end of the day* Y/N:Hey babe can you change the twins diaper until I take a shower?

If I’m gonna see another diaper I’m gonna explode!

My sister asked for a reynabeth pic and I can’t say no to such a request. Plus, this idea of “demigods having fun and being kids in Disneyland” is now very stuck in my head.

Aurum and Argentum bonus because, well… Dogs that eat your face if you lie, nothing’s better than this.

More HoO kids having fun: [ X ] [ X ]

Father’s Density

based off this submission


Gabriel stared down at the hat on his desk. Marinette Dupain-Cheng. She was a brilliant girl, hiding her signature in the hat was pure genius, and it managed to have the mayor’s daughter run off. That Chloe girl was a pain, her father having spoiled her until she was rotten.

“Mister Agreste, Miss Cheng is here” Natalie said through the intercom. “Send her in” Gabriel said. Marinette swallowed nervously as she entered Gabriel’s large office. “Ah H-Hello Mister Agreste…i-is there any reason you called me here?” she asked Is there a problem with my design? Did he find a better one? What’s happening? Marinette thought.

“Hm…Miss Cheng…How would you like to work under me as an apprentice?” Gabriel asked. “Eh?” Marinette asked, confused. “You have a lot of potential…both from your hat design to what my son tells me about you…” Gabriel said “E-Eh?! Adrien talks about me?!” she asked, almost too excited. Gabriel stared at Marinette with his usual serious expression, though inside he was smirking.

So his guess had been right, this girl was interested in his son.

Well, she was a better suitor than that spoiled Bourgeois girl…he would allow her to spend time with his son, so long as he wasn’t too dense to see for himself the feelings this girl had.

“Yes, on occasion…now…would you like to work under me as an apprentice? I can give you time to think if you wish’ he said. “Ah…wh-what does being an apprentice involve exactly?” Marinette asked. “You’ll come with me to meetings on occasion, mostly with other designers, you can help me create new designs. And I may even help you make a few of your own designs a reality if you wish. Also, if you wish to go to college to study fashion, I’m sure a letter of recommendation from me would make it easier to get accepted into any school you wish” he said.

“I…I’d get to meet other designers?!” she asked “Yes, and even a few models if you wish…if they take any interest in your designs it would be a jump start into a future career in fashion” Gabriel said. Marinette’s eyes widened “Yes! Yes! I’ll be happy to be your apprentice!’ Marinette said, smiling. Gabriel nodded “Very well…we’ll start tomorrow, make sure you dress nicely, we’ll be heading to a meeting with another designer, a new comer.” Gabriel said.

“Yes Mister Agreste! Thank you so much!” Marinette said, smiling, resisting the urge to hug the man before running out of his office.

Let’s see how this turns out… Gabriel thought to himself, smirking.

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