my dog does this all the time oh my god



clintasha + debate club rivals au for @take-me-to-ny

200 Sentence Prompts!

message me a number and a guy/girl (hamilsquad or hamilcast) and I’ll write a fic!! (p.s I used feminine pronouns for these but if you want me to use masculine/gender neutral pronouns just tell me in your request and I’ll use them :))

1. “I kinda sorta maybe like you.”
2. “You’re my favorite person.“
3. “You know that, right?”
4. “I’m gonna kill you!”
5. “What the fuck happened here?”
6. “Please…don’t go.”
7. “Stay the night?”
8. “You’re such a loser.”
9. “Why do you hate me?”
10. “Just shut up and kiss me.”
11. “How dare you?”
12. “Excuse me?”
13. “Make me.”
14. “Can you not?”
15. “Care to explain?”
16. “Okay…sounds fake but okay.”
17. “Why are you filming?”
18. “Delete that. Immediately.”
19. “You spent $340 on what?”
20. “Why. Just…why.”
21. “Oh, and by the way? I love you.”
22. “You look so good in that.”
23. “If you want me to stop, then say so. But I don’t think you want me to.”
24. “Can I kiss you?”
25. “Currently dying. Bye.”
26. “Don’t touch me.”
27. “Get the hell away from me.”
28. “What are you afraid of?”
29. “If that’s not dedication I don’t know what is.”
30. “How do I put this simply? I despise you.”
31. “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me God!”
32. “What are you wearing?”
33. “You’re being ridiculous!”
34. “You’re just like them!”
35. “What song is this?”
36. “That might just be the worst pick up line I have ever heard. Congrats.”
37. “You have invented a new kind of stupid.”
38. “I sure don’t remember having a dog.”
39. “Why are you under a table?”
40. “Where are you?”
41. “I’m DYING.”
42. “Are you bleeding?”
43. “How often does this happen?”
44. “Oh my God, someone call an ambulance/medic!“ (depending on the time period)
45. “Did you just hiss at me?”
46. “You can’t spend the rest of your life inside.”
47. “Watch me.”
48. “Is that a dare?”
49. “Is that my shirt?”
50. “Can I have my stuff back?”
51. “You broke my heart.”
52. “________ is rolling in their grave right now.” “…________ isn’t dead?” “They are to me.”
53. “I’m sorry I kicked you in the balls. It might happen again.”
54. “Nobody cares??”
55. “Are you drunk?”
56. “You’re drunk.”
57. “You’re a woman?”
58. “…you have a sister?”
59. “You’re their sister?”
60. “FIGHT ME.”
61. “Why is if I’m the one who always has to stop you from getting into fights?”
62. “Get out!”
63. “Please don’t hurt him!”
64. “Please, don’t hurt yourself.”
65. “I can’t take it anymore!”
66. “That’s gotta hurt.”
67. “Are you hurt?”
68. “Who hurt you?”
69. “Can we please just go home?”
70. “It’s an honor to meet you.”
71. “It’s you. It’s actually you.”
72. “I love your tattoos.”
73. “Go to prom with me?”
74. “Did you just admit you love me over text? Lame.”
75. “What did you just say?”.”
76. “Come back to bed?”
77. “Sing it!”
78. “Everyday is Halloween if you’re dedicated.”
79. “OTP.”
80. “Just make out already.”
81. “Can I do your makeup?”
82. “I can fight my own battles.”
83. “Get out.”
84. “Get help!”
85. “Hey, hey, hey, stay with me.”
86. “Hold my hand.”
87. “I think your parents like me more than they like you.”
88. “Can I have your number?”
89. “Fuck it up!”
90. “You’ve ruined everything!”
91. “It’s all your fault!”
92. “Dance with me.”
93. “Nobody needs to know.”
94. “It’s yours.”
95. “It’s not yours.”
96. “I’m yours.”
97. “I am nobody’s but my own”
98. “Talk to me like that again and I’m leaving.”
99. “I’m sorry. I’m so fucking sorry.”
100. “I’m tired of moping around and waiting for things to get better. So I’m going to make things better for myself.”
101. “Please tell me you’re not courting/dating him.” (once again, depending on the time period)
102. “We need to be quiet.”
103. “You don’t understand.”
104. “What were you doing in there?”
105. “I’m fine.”
106. “We’re not fine!”
107. “Everything is falling apart at the seams!”
108. “You wanna come over here and say that to my face?”
109. “This means nothing.”
110. “You sure about that?”
111. “Can you come over?”
112. “Are you…naked?”
113. “That’s the weirdest thing you could possibly say in this situation!”
114. “What were you thinking?”
115. “You could have died!”
116. “Where is she?”
117. “I’ll do anything.”
118. “Please don’t hurt her.”
119. “You’re going to be a father.”
120. “I’m so sorry it had to be this way.”
121. “Hold me back!”
122. “This is, like, the fifth fight you’ve gotten into this week. Calm down.”
123. “I love you, asshole!”
124. “I’ve loved you for as long as I can remember.“
125. “You should have told me.”
126. “Please don’t leave me.”
127. “I waited for you.”
128. “You broke a promise.”
129. “If you walk out right now it’s over.”
130. “Keep it in your pants, for crying out loud!”
131. “What if someone hears?”
132. “Everyone heard.”
133. “Everyone knows.”
134. “You’re so in love with her it’s embarrassing.”
135. “Don’t throw away your shot.”
136. “You stalled. He didn’t. Deal with it.”
137. “If I never see you again, I want you to know I love you.”
138. “What do you mean she’s missing?”
139. “It’s you.”
140. “That was not supposed to be sent to you.”
141. "I don’t remember asking you.”
142. “Are you going to the party?”
143. “She’s pregnant?”
144. “What did they do to you?”
145. “I’m going to kill him.”
146. “You deserve so much better”.
147. “Take it off.”
148. “Can we make this official?”
149. “Are you free tonight?”
150. “How was your date?”
151. “And now I have a hickey. Thanks.”
152. “Who gave you that hickey?”
153. “Can you please stop giving me hickeys?”
154. “Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.”
155. “We are not naming our child after my rival.”
156. “I’m about to go into labor and the father isn’t here. So yeah, I’m not doing that well!”
157. “I swear to God if you don’t show up in the next five minutes I’m naming this baby ___________” (depending on the rival)
158. “Can you believe we made this?”
159. “You say the dumbest things and it’s adorable.”
160. “Talk to me.”
161. “May I have this dance?”
162. “I do believe you are the most beautiful girl here tonight.”
163. “It’d be a shame if I didn’t say hello before the night is over.”
164. “Lord, help me through this night.”
165. “What do you mean we’re locked in?”
166. “Just do it.”
167. “I can’t believe it, I’m getting married today.”
168. “I’m married.”
169. “You know you don’t love him, so why do you pretend?”
170. “You deserve happiness.”
171. “You deserve everything you have, darling.”
172. “Just hold me.”
173. “I just want to hold you.”
174. “I can’t sleep without you in my arms.”
175. “You got arrested?!”
176. “This is so gonna get you arrested.”
177. “Come on, live a little!”
178. “Asl? ;)”
179. “I swear to God he’s the most annoying person on this planet.”
180. “He’s my brother.”
181. “Since when do you have a brother?”
182. “Holy shit, boobs.
183. “You’re like, freakishly tall.”
184. “Aww, you’re so short!”
185. “Your eyes are gorgeous.”
186. “I love your hair!”
187. “Keep doing that and you’re gonna regret it.”
188. “After everything that happened, I don’t regret a single moment of it.”
189. “I still love you, even after what you did.”
190. “I still love you, but I can’t do this.”
191. “You don’t love him and you know it.”
192. “I don’t love him, I love you!”
193. “I swear to God I will never love anybody else.”
194. “Yeah, I love you, but you know what? I wish I didn’t.”
195. “Loving you is the best thing I’ve ever done.”
196. “And to think, none of this would have happened had I not spilled coffee all over you that one Monday morning.”
197. “Marry me?”
198. “Marry me.”
199. “I was gonna marry her.”
200. “I do.”

anonymous asked:

what would be their fave non-sexual activity to do with mc? :D

• He loves just going on drives with you. The two most important things are combined - cars and love.
• Help him wash his cars. He’ll die. He’s so excited. You don’t even need to do the cliché water fights. He takes his cars seriously.
• Cars cars cars.
• Go with him to buy new cars.
• Car cruises!!!! Car shows!!! Cars!!!!

• Of course he loves playing LOLOL with you. Join the same guild as him. Don’t tell him you have another profile on a rival guild.
• He really just loves doing anything REMOTELY relationship-y with you. Taking walks, coffee shops, movie dates.
• He also, believe it or not, is a big fan of decorating the house. It takes him a lot of motivation to clean, but he just thoroughly enjoys decorating the house with you. It makes him feel like you two are married.
• Take him to the humane society. Oh my gosh, take him to the human society. Volunteer there with him. Talk to him about all the dogs you two are going to own when you get older.

• Coffee dates, of course. Every coffee shop within a twenty mile radius, you two have gone to.
• She doesn’t get much time off, but when she does, she really just loves bringing home takeout and sitting at home, eating with you.
• She loves when you do the laundry with her. Help her get all of Elizabeth 3rd’s hair off her clothes.

• He takes you on trips with him whenever he can. Normally it’s business trips, but oh my god if he wouldn’t rent an island out just for you two.
• He loves coming home from a busy day at work and just listening to you talk about your day and what you thought about what was happening with the company.
• Grooming Elizabeth 3rd together. Of course, anything Elizabeth 3rd related. You pick out the cutest collars.

• When you surprise him at rehearsal, he legitimately thinks he is going to faint. He pretends he does.
• You bring him flowers after all of his performances. He presses at least one from the bouquets in a book.
• He loves taking you out shopping. He could watch you try on clothes for hours. (of course, he tries on clothes with you. it would be a tragedy if you didn’t get to see him modeling as well.)
• Get on his motorcycle. It messes up both of your hair but you can go home and fix each other.

Stony Prompt #33

Anonymous said: “Steve finds a stray animal wherever they go. Or they find him. Like they just sense this guy will be nice to them and they follow him around and Steve kinda feels like a stray so of course he always has to find them home. It’s become a regular part of the routine at this point and Tony finally just opens a shelter specifically for adoption out Steve’s strays. It’s very successful. Everyone wants a cat or dog that was saved by Captain America.”

Steve is out for his morning run. He pushes himself a little further than normally, wants to feel the ache of his muscles that comes from exercising. His shirt is already soaked, mostly thanks to the drizzling rain. The blond enjoys the feeling and sprints through Central Park.

Half an hour later, he decides to stop for today and comes to a halt near one of the exits. Steve is a little out of breath and he leans against a tree for a moment. It’s quiet today, but that might be because of the early hour. He checks his watch and smiles; it’s almost 7am which means Tony will still be in bed when Steve comes home.

He’s just about to turn and leave, when a soft noise catches his attention. The blond stops, turns and looks around for the source. And sure enough, a cat sits not too far away from him. It’s a young one, maybe a year old – Steve chuckles to himself because of the fact that by now, he can tell an animal’s age by appearance.

“Hey”, he says to the cat and crouches down. It takes a few steps towards him, hesitant and careful. Steve holds out one hand and a moment later he feels the damp nose press into his palm, followed by a rough tongue licking his fingers. “Are you lost, hm?”, he asks and as if to answer, the cat meows pitifully. Steve pets it, deliberately keeping all of his movements slow, as to not scare the animal off.

When the cat allows it, he gathers it up in his arms. Briefly, Steve thinks of Tony and what he will say when he comes back with yet another stray animal, but the grey-striped cat in his arms shivers a little, cuddling against him for warmth and he can’t resist.


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anonymous asked:

Unnie, can you do one gif react about GOT7, when you appear in home with a little dog ?

Sorry you had to wait too long for this. As an apology I did All the members instead of just the HL like you asked. I hope you’ll like it :D

Mark: “He’s too cute. But do you think it’s a good idea to bring him home? We can barely manage to take care of Coco, let alone a second dog.” 

Jaebum: “Does this mean I have to keep Nora with my parents all the time. And how are you going to take care of it by yourself? Did you think about all of this before adopting it” fun ruiner

Jackson: “omg I always wanted a dog. He’s too cute and too adorable and.. oh my god can I name it please.” *Super excited and literally rolls on the floor  petting the puppy*


“Honey, is that a d-dog?”

“Isn’t obvious Park Jinyoung-shi”

“Why you didn’t tell me you were bringing a dog home? Where did you get it?And how old is it? Please tell me it has been vaccinated!”

“Yes it is, don’t worry. It was too cute I couldn’t resist. Come closer and see by yourself.

“B-But honey, you know dogs hates me” 

Youngjae: “omg is that a puppy?? He’s soo adorable. Coco come here and welcome your new friend. Hiii puppy~~”

Bambam: First he wouldn’t mind but once he’d see you constantly giving it more attention than him he’d start complaining.

“Would you mind giving your man some attention here. I can act cuter than him if I wanted to! I can’t let that dude win” *eyeing evilly the puppy*

Yugyeom: *As soon as he sees the dog he’d start squealing* 

“Look at this ball of fluff”

Gifs aren’t mine. All credits goes to the owners.


anonymous asked:

I feel bad for Makkachin while at the same time I'm like, my dog once ate a Bluetooth headset, a pill bottle with sleeping pills still inside, and every bottle of lotion within reach (all on separate occasions, of course), and she was like, "Ain't no thang." Meanwhile Makkachin's dying from rice balls and I'm subtly like SUCK IT UP, PUNK. (A happier post for everyone sad 😜)

OH MY GOD YOUR DOG SOUNDS AMAZING 😂😂 How does she even manage to swallow those items?? And if your dog can do that, I BELIEVE MAKKACHIN CAN SURVIVE THIS!

Hozier’s Post-Tour Plans? “Sleep for a Week”

“Take Me to Church” became a worldwide hit last year and Hozier hasn’t slowed down since. The Irish singer-songwriter is still on tour and likely won’t get a break until November at the earliest. So what will he do when he finally get home to Ireland?  Sleeping and spending quality time with his dog are high on his list…and unpacking is definitely not.

Asked to reveal the first thing he’ll do when he finally gets off tour, Hozier tells ABC Radio, “Oh God, I don’t even know…use a wardrobe again, I think. Like, just put clothes in a wardrobe.”  Then, reconsidering, Hozier laughs, “In fact, no, that’ll probably take me weeks to do. So I will avoid doing that task at all costs.”

OK, so then what does he really want to do when he gets back home?  "I don’t know, see my dog. I haven’t seen my dog in a long time. Catch up with my family and friends, I think,“ he says. "Maybe sleep for a week. Who knows?”

For now, though, the Grammy nominee, born Andrew Hozier-Byrne, is just enjoying being on tour.  Despite is success, Hozier says he’s not a diva when hit comes to his list of backstage demands: a few voice-soothing remedies, healthy snacks and he’s good to go.

“Throat Coat tea keeps me going, I have to say, and then a lot of Manuka honey,” he tells ABC Radio.  “You find every artist’s dressing room has hummus and avocados in it nowadays, so there you go, I guess.”

Hozier is playing a bunch of festivals this summer in both Europe and the U.S. On September 4, he’ll embark on his fall North American tour, beginning in Aspen, Colorado. That tour runs through October 23, then he’s off to play a string of dates in Australia and New Zealand.