my dash tried to be funny

I had forgotten that part in Dragonshy where Rarity tries to Bilbo Baggins this dragon’s hoard. And it actually almost worked until she showed her hand too early.

It’s kind of funny because this episode is so focused on Fluttershy being scared and inconveniencing everypony, but I never really realized until now that literally none of them have the slightest idea what they’re doing at all. Which kind of makes sense, cause they’re still pretty new to adventuring and stuff, but it kind of seems like Twilight’s making it up as she goes along.

Like, Twilight’s plan if the dragon got rowdy was for Applejack to kick apples at him. Fluttershy was the least of their problems.

anonymous asked:

yo man... i just saw a spongebob post... tagged as voltron... on my dash... by you... jsyk

im literally bout to delete that post is2g ive tried changing it three times and apparently its still showing up as voltron

at first it was super funny but now im starting to get rly frustrated with it

Pregnancy AU

Rating: T
Words: 1,220
Ship: 
Barryx Iris
Contents: Fluffyfluff, fluff.
Summary: Barry’sbeen given the task of telling Joe his daughter’s pregnant and he’s the one whoknocked her up.
Notes: This was based on a post I saw about Westallen. I thought I liked it but I didn’t and now it’s lost, somewhere on my dash timeline.
Update: I found the post thanks to the lovely talenevertold. The inspiration is from itsstillbeating and this post. (Consider it an embarrassing tale Joe tells the twins when they are of age.)

Iris tells him she’s pregnant when they were watching her favourite program, a vague dramatic portrayal of reality with frequent betrayals and long lost siblings. He’d gone to get the popcorn and when he came back she’d blurted it out over a character’s hysterical screaming. All the oxygen in the air had been sucked out and Barry didn’t think he’d never be able to breathe properly again. He can’t remember much but he does remember it was a rainy day; the soft drizzle had been tapping at the windows as she sat on the couch, legs folded under her, looking nervous and he couldn’t stop picturing her in her final trimester.

And that’s when it had truly hit him. Iris West, the girl of his dreams, is having his child. He’s ashamed to say that he had collapsed onto the couch in shock and awe, turning into a blubbering mess which made a sly opening for Iris to weasel the responsibility of telling Joe onto him.

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Dear Phandom,

1. Dan and Phil probably didn’t notice that the pic was reposted because they’re really busy at this time, they were just focused on the picture, and they were still in a sort of shock. 

2. They didn’t edit it out because it was shocking and unexpected and it would garter views. They didn’t know that the artist didn’t want to have them see it because it was in the tag so they just tried to be funny with it.

3. STOP FLOODING MY DASH WITH DRAMA AND THINGS THAT WERE ALREADY SAID

4. At least if you repost porn don’t put it on someplace where it can be recorded or NOT REPOST AT ALL.

5. Stop being overzealous you’re investing yourselves into their lives wayyyyyyy too much. (I know I am) These are just internet problems stop making them seem more important than eating and sleeping.

6. Of course I miss dandongs, where’s all my phan smut art from anyway?

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Originally posted by nevermcre

 Rant Complaint over.

Calling Out The SVT Fandom!!

(I’m inneed of more people to follow. I’ve had this blog for a month now and my dash is pretty small (Although shoutout to the 58 amazing people I’m currently following) I want to get to know the Svt fandom a little bit better. I know there are more of you out there ;-:) 

So please reblog (to spread the word) if you like SEVENTEEN or the other choices below :)

  • Seventeen
  • Seventeen
  • Seventeen
  • Seventeen
  • Svt
  • 17
  • SEventeen
  • SEVenteen
  • SEVEnteen
  • SEVENteen
  • SEVENTeen
  • SEVENTEen
  • SEVENTEEn
  • SEVENTEEN!!
  • SVT
  • 0017
  • Sebuntin
  • Sebeuntin
  • SevenTEEN
  • (seventeen)
  • (Pledis)17
  • And, or this really awesome band Seventeen

Story time: one time I was scrolling through my dash at school as you do, and the guy sitting next was kinda just looking over my shoulder. Well as life likes to fuck me over I of course scrolled onto some smut. And when I say smut i mean like hardcore destiel smut. I of course was mortified. I looked over at the guy sitting next to me and he had this kinda shocked look on his face. I tried to apologize but before i could he goes omg! You follow my blog!? I swear to god I have never been more surprised in my life.

Joke callout posts trivialize abuse and aren't funny

It’s been less than a month since several popular Tumblr users were “called out” for pedophilia in multiple posts, over the course of a few days. Now I’m starting to see satirical callout posts crop up (such as “Callout for myself/my friend who’s done nothing serious wrong/some character: [lists a minor flaw]”) on my dash, and frankly it makes me angry.

This matter is nothing to joke about. Victims’ lives were forever altered, and crimes were committed for which the perpetrators will probably never be formally tried and punished in a court of law. It isn’t a matter of someone simply being “problematic,” or anything else less serious than someone committing a crime that is rightfully punished by prison sentence and inflicting potentially life-ruining abuse. Please have some basic human decency, understand the gravity of the crimes committed, and quit making light of victims’ pain.

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“I didn’t grow up thinking I was pretty; there was always a prettier girl than me. So I learned to be smart and tried to be funny and develop the inside of me, because I felt like that’s what I had.”

OHboy i remember i got into Undertale bc there was always these weird skeletons on my dash, i saw them so many times i tried to find out what was the big deal, AND FUNNY THING WAS THAT I WASNT LOOKING FOR PAPYRUS OR SANS, I WAS LOOKING FOR LEWIS FROM MYSTERY SKULLS and ended up finding Undertale, i know im a mess

Well thing is that i downloaded the game and like, i didnt know shit, so i just got into the ruins and forgot about it akdhdjkasd until this one friend told me ‘HEEYYY YOU GOTTA PLAY UNDERTALEEE ITS REALLYY COOOLLL’ and welp i did and akdhasdksa here i am