my crowning achievement of all time

D&D 5E NPC - Aleksandar Jonjic Kalcan - Paladin of The People

Art by: Alice Rose

Name: Aleksandar Jonjic Kalcan
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Height: 6 ft 0′ / 1.83m  
Age: 32
Class: Paladin of The People 


Level: 8

AC 20 (Plate and Sheild) Hp 74 (8d10 Hit Die), Proficiency +3, Speed 30ft

Alignment: Lawful Good

languages: Common, Dwarven, Draconic,

Ability Scores:
Str 20 (+5) Dex 13 (+1) Con 16 (+3) Int 14 (+2) Wis 14 (+2) Cha 17 (+3)

Attacks: Longsword (+8 to hit, 1d8+7 Slashing damage) and Longsword (+8 to hit, 1d8+7 Slashing damage)

Spellcasting: 8th level Paladin, spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 14, to hit with spell attacks +6)

1st level (4 slots): Bless, Command, Compelled Due, Thunderous Smite,

2nd level (3 slots): Aid, Find Steed, Zone of Truth,

Skills: Athletics, History, Perception, Persuasion, Religion,

Equipment: Long sword, Shield, Set of Dice, White leather bound book, A Priest’s pack, Plate, Holy symbol,

Class Features: Divine Sense, Lay on Hands (40hp), Fighting Style (Deuling), Spellcasting, Divine Smite, Divine Health, Sacred Oath (Oath of Crown), Aura of Protection,


Aleksandar Jonjic Kalcan Is a paladin who’s dedicated his life to the laws of his land in order help improve the lives countrymen. He’s friendly and kind to all those he meets unless they wish to do ill onto others. 

Ideal: If I work hard I can achieve what is needed. 

Bond: I will Reach the highest seat of law in my land and do what is best for the people.

Flaw: My sense of honour can some times seems daunting to those who don’t know me well.




Rainbow moonstone has a gentle, calming energy. It helps to strengthen
intuition and psychic perception, and enhances creativity, compassion,
endurance and inner confidence. It is a stone that brings balance, harmony, and hope. The Rainbow effect brings in a spectrum of light, and can help
with clearing and bringing in uplifting energies. It has been said to
have the power to grant wishes. Rainbow Moonstone is primarily related
to the Crown Chakra.


For spiritual purposes, meditate with a piece on your forehead. For emotional experiences it would be placed over the heart. This is one that can be worn or carried all the time and continues to provide what is needed at any given moment. I like to sleep with my moonstone


Rainbow Moonstone can encourage lucid dreaming, especially while the moon is full. It is also an aid to the cycles of our spiritual growth. In coming to the end of a lesson, there is no sadness, only joy, for we have achieved the purpose, or learning of the lesson. And with each ending comes a new beginning, and so the cycle of spiritual growth continues.

Zodiac affinity

Rainbow Moonstone has special affinities with those who are in the signs of Cancer, Libra and Scorpio, but it is also very beneficial to all other signs. It carries a Receptive Energy, its Planet is the Moon, and its Element is Water.

rollflasher  asked:

I saw once that someone asked you who would win between Eggman and Scourge, well. Can you think of a ''The reason you suck speech'' from Eggman to Scourge?

You think you scare me, huh? Think I’m gonna back into a corner and weep pathetically as a little green hedgehog threatens me? Looking like that, no less? I’ve dealt with gods of destruction and devourers of time, rodent. You’re not even a blip on the radar.

But that’s not how it is to you, is it? You think you’re the best of the best, the king of the world, the one who deserves everyone’s eternal fear. But there ain’t anything to fear about a guy who cried all the way home when his lookalike’s daddy gave him a stern talking to, is there?

You wanna know the difference between us two? I worked to get to where I am. I worked to become the world’s greatest genius. I worked to improve and perfect my scientific achievements… What have you done? What have you truly achieved in your own path? Nothing, that’s what. Behind all the grinning, the romancing, the crowning, you’re just a common idiot who got lucky. You don’t have any intelligence or foresight to back any of it up. Not like Master Planner over here, yours truly.

So please forgive me, my liege, if I’m unable to conform to your demands just because you’re a hedgehog and hedgehogs are the craze of the month or whatever. I don’t bow down to anyone. But I will promise my friend, in this time or another time, you’ll wish bowing down to the real deal was the only fate I had in store for you.

Go on then. Run away in a huff. You scattered away with your tail between your legs once already. Might as well go for two, eh?

Every Scar Will Build My Throne 


Throne // Bring Me The Horizon

Prisoners of War // Crown The Empire

My Demons // Starset

Kill Everyone // Hollywood Undead

Stop Me // Natalia Kills

Get Down On Your Knees and Tell Me You Love Me // All Time Low

Irresistible // Fall Out Boy

Howl // Florence and the Machine

Glory and Gore // Lorde

Sarcasm // Get Scared

anonymous asked:

College AU - Akaashi sneaking his girlfriend to his dorm after party to sleep together, because they are way too drunk to walk her to hers'. Lots of fluff, maybe something nsfw like clumsy undressing, (not-so)accidental kisses and touches :) Akaashi is so precious (and I love this hc that his major is photography)

I did change this up a little bit. I loved the headcanon that Akaashi gets the drunkest at parties, so I rolled with that. Also, no NSFW, it just didn’t feel right in this situation. Though I loved the photography thing! I included that a bit! I hope you still enjoy it! -Admin Mom

The world around Akaashi was spinning. Nothing was in the same place every time he blinked. Was the ground moving? Was he on some airport runway, propelling him onward toward the next journey? No, that was actually just him walking—despite how heavy his feet felt.

He would’ve fallen a long time ago, if not for the steady arm around his waist, propping him up under his armpits.

“We’re almost there,” you grunted, hoisting Akaashi up a little higher. God, he was so heavy for someone so skinny. “Come on, up the stairs.”

You were outside his building now, one flight of steps separating you from his apartment and his bed, or maybe even just the couch. That would be good enough, right?

“I’m fine,” Akaashi said suddenly, straightening up without warning. “I can make it.”

A second passed, and then he was slouched over again, dangerously close to slipping out of your grasp. You held on to him a little tighter. “One step at a time,” you urged.

You managed to get up the steps by some stroke of luck, and once inside the apartment, you decided the couch would have to do. Akaashi wasn’t going to make it to the bedroom—well, you probably wouldn’t get him there. It had been a long walk from the party, after all. With the last surge of energy you had, you propelled him across the living room and dropped him onto the couch. He landed with a heavy thump and a groan.

“Sorry,” you chuckled.

“This couch is nice,” Akaashi slurred, falling face first onto the cushions. He said something else, but it was muffled against the fabric.

“It is nice,” you agreed.

As gently as you could, you pulled off Akaashi’s shoes and jeans. Getting the cardigan off was more of a struggle, but at least he was jello-ish enough now for you to maneuver his limbs. Getting him down to his boxers and t-shirt seemed like enough.

As he rolled onto his side, you took a moment to admire him. Even now—drunk enough to melt your face off with his breath, his hair sticking up in odd places and his mouth hanging slack—he was still so unbelievably handsome. You reached out and threaded your fingers through his soft hair. Why was it so soft? Should it be that soft?

His camera was lying on the coffee table in front of him, and unthinkingly, you picked it up. It was heavy in your hands and probably more expensive than your car. You’d used it a few times, knew how to turn it on, to focus, to press your eye to the viewfinder. Through the little window, Akaashi’s face came into focus.


“I heard that.”

You tried to hide your smile, the camera still pressed firmly against your face. His eyes were closed, his lips still parted. If you hadn’t actually watched them move, you might’ve assumed he was asleep.

“I’m not exactly making a secret of it,” you noted.


This time, his eyes opened. They were red and bleary, and he was having trouble focusing on you. “How are you so composed right now?” he asked, trying to keep his words from coming together.

“I only had two drinks,” you replied. Click. “Not all of us can go as hard as you.” Click. “I had always thought Bokuto might be the crazier one at parties.” Click. “But you blow him out of the water.” Click.

Akaashi groaned, lifting a hand up to cover his face. “Why are you documenting this? I wouldn’t call it my crowning achievement.”

“I beg to differ,” you countered. “There’s like a… Glow around you.”

“I think that’s sweat.”

You snorted, dropping the camera and looking down at him. He peeked out between his fingers, satisfied to see your face instead of a lens.

“Stay here tonight?” He phrased it like a question, but you knew he’d argue if you dissented. Not like he could do anything about it. But he’d argue.

“I suppose. Someone has to make sure you don’t choke on your tongue,” you laughed.

In response, Akaashi lifted his arm up, a silent request. You set the camera back down and joined him on the couch. His arm draped around you, pulling you flush against him. He pressed his lips to the back of your neck in a not-quite-kiss.

“Hey, Keiji,” you murmured.


“You’ll let me know if you’re gonna throw up, right?”

He snorted, burrowing a little closer against you. “Perhaps it will be my revenge for the pictures,” he said.

“Whatever,” you laughed.

A few seconds later, he was snoring.


Battle For The Crown - Achievement Hunter King AU 

WARNING: This video employs the use of bright flashes and quick changes between images. If you are sensitive to these conditions please be aware.

So yeah wow its been a long time since my last video. Basically Achievement Hunter AUs now own my life. especially the King AU. For this particular video I knew I would need a lot of art but I also wanted to use King AU art that hadn’t been featured before. Like Roofer’s art. In any case I had a lot of fun doing this video and I sincerely hope you all like it.

Artists (Note: I asked each artist whose art I used for permission to use their work in this video. All of them gave me permission to do so):

i remember my crowning achievement in grade 11 was when I coded a small program that would ask you to type your name then once you pressed enter it would just call you a nerd 500 times. did i ever actually pay attention in my programming class? not at all



okay so here’s how the day went: we were so lucky to go to the achievement hunter panel (hilarious as usual) and the ten little rooster panel (11 little rooster hype!!). we also ran into adam kovic on the streets!! he was super nice to us, it was great! we met ryan next but thats a huge fucking thing so its last!!
but i will say what i found amazing, he wore his red cap!! y'know, the one my fanfic is based off!! i screamed inside omg.

anyways, afterwards we went to the animation panel! it was so neat and i got to ask a question!! because i was the second one to ask, i got the amazing catbug and orf poster that sells tomorrow for free!! its amazing!!! im so happy and so in love omgomg!!
and after the panel i got to meet jordan!! he was so amazing and kind and his words made me super happy. he said: “keep animating, keep it up and you’ll do great”

okay, so, ryan haywood time because omfg it was an amazing hug.

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When I was about 8 years old, my dad took me to a party with all his cool young animation industry pals. I’m sure they were all super-stoked to have a painfully introverted little third grader standing in the corner looking scared while they tried to have fun, but I don’t remember much about the “mingling” portion. What I do remember was when everyone gathered ‘round to watch the 1964 carpet monster classic “The Creeping Terror.” My father and I were and are way into terrible old monster/sci-fi movies (it’s what we had instead of, y’know, sports), and I’d pretty much committed all of the “Golden Turkey Award” scriptures to memory by this point, so I was THRILLED to finally get to see this lost masterpiece in the VHS flesh. Yes, I was the kind of kid who was THRILLED by desperately slow low-budget b&w films about people force-feeding themselves to a carpet.

As cool young animation industry people do, everyone was making comments during the movie. “Riffing,” basically. Not me, though; too scared to look like a dope! But about halfway through the movie, there’s this seemingly endless scene with an egg-shaped grandpa wobbling around a swamp searching for his lost grandson. “BOBBY!” he bellowed. Again and again. “BOBBY! BOBBY! BOBBY!” By about the 400th time gramps shouted the kid’s name, some compulsion within me had grown almost unbearable. It had to be given voice:

“BOBBY!” I yelled, fearless of the consequences.

A whole room full of cool young animation industry people laughed. My dad laughed. Better: All these cool people laughed at something I’d INTENDED TO BE FUNNY. This was the greatest victory an awkward 8-year-old had ever achieved. INTOXICATING.

Over the next few years my father and I watched hundreds of lousy old monster movies together. To me, Ed Wood is a poet and Bela’s “I have no home” speech in Bride of the Monster is his crowning achievement. Ro-Man is my co-pilot in life. William Shatner should have constellations BUILT for him. My dad and I loved and made fun of them all. It was GREAT.

So in 1989 when I flipped to The Comedy Channel and saw a bunch of strange silhouettes shouting at The Corpse Vanishes, I felt like my own personal brain had exploded all over cable television. My father had to see this, and he did, and he loved it, too. From that point on, we watched MST3K every Saturday night until I moved away to college. We watch it every time I come home, and I buy him a box set every Christmas. It was our thing.

I guess what I’m saying is that MST3K is important to me. Ever since that first 3rd grade riff, I’ve wanted to make people laugh, and I’ve wanted to use monsters, weirdos, and “genre” goofiness to do it. I’ve wanted to make people laugh MST3K style, in other words, and I have! (My next book is DEEPLY that.) That “MSTie feel” is real warm and comfy to me, despite what some people would dismiss as “snark,” and I want more stuff like that out there. I want more people to fall in love with this kind of WEIRD.

So yeah, I’m excited for the new MST3K, and for the new audience this version will bring into our freaky little world. I’m excited to see where The Satellite of Love travels from here. And I hope you are, too.

Thanks for everything, Joel, Trace, Josh, Kevin, Mike, Frank, Bill, Mary Jo and everyone else for building something that’s meant so much to me and my dad and my incredible wife, Ami. Your little puppet show has burrowed itself very deep in our lives, and I love you for it.


my crowning achievement will always be that one time at venice beach when a guy was walking around calling everybody faggots and i said “hey look a youtube commenter” that’s it that’s all i’ve got

okay so at school i was heading home at the end of the day and im untangling my headphones and i hear these guys making shitty jokes about what they would change their names to when they were older and one guy said, giggling to himself, “My first name would be Dick, my middle name would be In and my last name would be Vagina” and like theyre all laughing (they’re right behind me at this point) and i just glance back and say “If you keep acting like that, i doubt that your gonna get it there” and all the other guys just go “OOOOOH” and lemme tell you it is one of my crowning achievements