my crotch is itchy

Bob’s Burgers — Season 1  {Sentence Starters}

  • “I guess it has been a while since we’ve had a break.”
  • “Personally, I don’t really care.”
  • “An angry mob… That’s just what we wanted.”  
  • “Where are you going? I said I’m sorry!”
  • “You know what, let’s just stop before we both say something we’ll regret.”
  • “So, you’re not going to get revenge today?”
  • “Ooh! All this talk about cake is making me hungry!”
  • “I get in a zone! I can’t keep track of who’s in mourning and who isn’t.”
  • “Ok, I’m just going to keep moving here.”
  • “When you say that, I feel like you’re trying to hurt my feelings.”
  • “My crotch is itchy.”
  • “I love bed and breakfasts. They’re so quaint.”
  • “No one sheds like this family. It’s like a bunch of Chewbaccas.”
  • “How could you encourage this?”
  • “Word of advice: don’t tell them what you’re in for.”
  • “You have no idea what I’ve just been through.”
  • “All I’ve been is super nice to you and this is the thanks I get?”
  • “When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face.”
  • “I will punch you. Again, and again, and again, and—- “
  • “Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey.”
  • Namjoon: Taehyung, your turn to record.
  • Taehyung: My crotch is itchy.
  • Jimin & Jungkook: Eww.
  • Namjoon: Ok. Are you telling me as my son or as my group member?
  • Taehyung: Umm... As...
  • Namjoon: Because my member would never tell me that.
  • Taehyung: [Downcast] Oh.
  • Namjoon: Also, my son should probably not say anything like that to me. Tell her, tell your mom.
  • Taehyung: [Turns to Jin] My crotch is itchy.
  • Nick Fury: You guys know where you're supposed to be, right? Natasha, you're on Stark duty.
  • Natasha: My crotch is itchy.
  • Nick Fury: ...Okay. Are you telling me as my fellow Shield agent or as my surrogate daughter? Because my fellow Shield agent would never tell me that.
  • Natasha: Oh.
  • Nick Fury: Also, my surrogate daughter should probably not say anything like that to me. Tell someone else. Tell Maria.
Bob's Burgers Starters
  • "Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it."
  • "I'm a strong, smart, sensual woman."'
  • "Time for the charm bomb to explode."
  • "My heart...My heart."
  • "Uh..My crotch is itchy?"
  • "I am no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."
  • "I've logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship with ______. You don't just throw that away."
  • "Just when I think I'm out, those cheeks pull me right back in."
  • "Is it possible to be in love with twenty-five people at once?"
  • "Oh, it's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life."
  • "If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses."
  • "If you need me, I'll be down here on the floor. Dying."
  • "Here's a bunch of numbers that may look random, but they're my phone number."
  • "Butts."
  • -
  • "So you're...not going to get revenge today?"
  • "Oh, I swear to god, if you keep talking I'm gonna gut punch you!"
  • "You could sell your soul. I did, and look at me!"
  • "This is going to be the longest hour of my life."
  • "That sounds nice. Maybe we should cook meth."
  • "She's better on the page than in person."
  • "Cute? He's the reason faces were invented! You idiot!"
  • "Everybody hates you."
  • "Why don't you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies!"
  • "What is this feeling I'm feeling right now? It's like I'm sad, for another person? Is that a thing?"
  • "Soon I'll have people who do my sleeping for me!"
  • "We need more unicorn testicles!"
  • "Oh my god. Why do you talk so slow..?"
  • "Enough with Canada!"
  • "I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm."
  • "Someone's cutting off an ear!"
  • "You guys are a burden, you're dead weight!"