Look, I don’t think I know Afredo’s personality enough to write them myself, but I have ideas and these are it. Please write them if you want and send me links because as I said, I need fanfics of Alfredo joining the Fakes.
One (or more) of the crew are walking down the street or something and they are positive they see Trevor (from behind). They shout his name at him and everything and figure Trevor’s being a prick and ignoring them so they go up to him. Turn’s out it’s not Trevor, it’s Alfredo and that knife he pulled on whichever randomly grabbed his shoulder is looking very shiny.
The crew is robbing a store or something and Alfredo comes out from behind a self and is just like “you fucks I was just about to rob this place!”
He’s just a freelancer Geoff or Jack picked up
Trevor can’t make it to a heist so without telling the crew he sends Alfredo in his place. Tells him the plan and everything, figures they sound enough alike and look similar enough. Plus, Trevor trusts him. The crew doesn’t notice that Alfredo isn’t Trevor until Geoff’s pulling out beer after the heist and Alfredo like “I’m not staying, gotta go, bye” and they all have this “Holy fuck how do we not realize this isn’t Trevor” moment. Then Trevor walks in and thanks Alfredo for the help.
Geoff: Some of my enemies want you dead. Alfredo: So? Geoff: That means I want you alive
“…in a lot of ways, it reminded me of my old wedding gown. it was dusty, smelled like a lot of dreams had probably died in it, and it was pushed off in a dark corner somewhere in hopes that everyone would forget the damn thing had ever happened”
i can’t even articulate my thoughts about this new information i just want to say @thepenumbrapodcast who? and when? and why? (minor spoilers for “lesson learned, part 2″)