Let me tell you about Pizza Dog. Pizza Dog isn’t his real name. His real name—at least these days—is Lucky, and before that, it was Arrow. But dogs named Lucky are a dime a dozen, and when you’ve got a comic where the main character’s epithet has its own epithet, well, sometimes you’ve gotta let a Pizza Dog be a Pizza Dog.
The galaxy doesn’t need guardians! It doesn’t need brave souls! If it’s going to survive another one of these, it’s going to need absolute bad-asses! It’s going to need the biggest guns of all! Cosmic heavy hitters as scary as the menaces they have to face! It’s going to need flarking annihilators!