I took my sweet time thinking about which prompt to ask for because I WANT THEM ALL. So, Number 22 for MadaTobi, pwease? :3
Also for @kitsunesongs. (I have severe trouble keeping these to drabble length.) It inspired interesting thoughts about what counts as “lies” in language.
22: the one where it’s impossible to lie to your soulmate.
(They’re never going to live it down.)
“You are a jerk!” Madara spits out, chubby cheeks flushed and short hair bristling as he points accusingly back at the white-haired boy even as his exasperated mother hauls him away from elementary school, Izuna squirming under her other arm.
Tobirama just sniffs, ignoring Hashirama’s hurt puppy-dog eyes. “Yell louder: I don’t think they heard your whining in Kumo.”